Reminder that Kevin Smith gave his 17 year old daughter, Harley Quinn Smith, the real screen-used baseball bat from Suicide Squad.
He included the following note:
>You know what a totem is? It’s a powerful, mystical object that wards off evil and gives the bearer strength and power. Before you begin your journey where I started my adventure 22 years ago, I wanted to present you with this powerful totem.
>kevin smith will never be your loving, supportive father
She's crying because it hurt when she slammed it in her pussy. Like Kevin cried all those years ago when he started slamming shit in his ass.
what an ugly face
what an ugly tits
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ah, I see, totem is code for dildo
White people believe in some STUPID fucking shit.
>I'll name my daughter after my favorite comic book character to jerk off to
>and then I'll make her dress up as her
What did Kevin mean by this?
Whenever you see Kevin crying in a selfie he's got something up his ass.
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ok, the harley thing is getting weird
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I doubt it. I'm almost his age and I remember being attracted to Rogue and Psylocke and She-Hulk. Harley wasn't a blip on my honka honka radar.
that's an impressive plan set in motion decades ago
he obviously chose his wife based on her Harley-esqu looks
Buddy, do you think he named his daughter after Harley Quinn Derbyshire, the 17th century English philosopher?
That's bill hicks and the joker cosplay, you fucktard.
they get high and fuck each other and their daughter
>that's an impressive plan set in motion decades ago
Can you imagine Kevin at the OB/GYN with his wife
and the doctor runs the sonogram machine over her full, distended belly and says "Congratulations, it's a girl"
and all Kevin can think is "some day I'm gonna hit that"
>object that wards off evil
>used by a corrupt corrections worker turned obsessive murderer and terrorist to harm innocent people
Oh. Okay.
What do you want me to do with this information?
he had to explain what a totem was to his 17 year old daughter?
didn't you watch the animated series after school in the 90s?
if you were into damaged goods, harley would usually fill your fantasies at night
It's ok, Harley's 100% hero now
I want to see Mike and Jay spitroast her in her Harley costume while her dad cries and jerks off in the background
It's not even subtext considering the original animators have drawn pictures of her fucking
It's actually kinda creepy
The aristocrats!
Proof it's the real one and not a fake?
his wife really is not pretty. she really stood out in the Jay & Silent Bob movie as the big elbowed rectangle face of the girls
I'm assuming that tag on it is a certificate of authenticity
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It really is fucking weird.
Even on the 1 in a million chance he isn't attracted to Harley Quin (the character), naming your daughter after a extremely mentally damaged and sexually provocative lunatic clown is creepy and weird. What did he think people would think?
Even before Margot "I want to be the little Fridge" Robbie played up Harley as a sex symbol in Suicide Squad, wasn't Harley Quinn supposed to be somewhat of a sex symbol in the Batman universe?
I remember jerking off to Harley Quin when I was 16, years before the MCU, let alone the DC Cinematic Universe was a thing. She's supposed to be fetishistic masturbation material right? I'm genuinely asking. I don't know because like most posters on Sup Forums I'm fucked up mentally. So I could have been seeing Harley Quinn as being inherently sexual, when maybe she isn't to normal people.
Can a normie chime in please? I would see images like this and think "what a fucking babe". This image is at least fifteen years older than Suicide Squad, it's from the original writer/artist I think. Did normal people think that about Harley Quinn too?
Because if normal people think Harley Quinn (pre Suicide Squad obviously) is a sex object too, then seriously, what the FUCK was Kevin Smith thinking.
proof
lorelei is my pornfu
He didn't name her Harley Quinn, his wife did. He was actually against it.
Nah these scenes from 1993 are totally innocent
Kind of envy his self-delusion towards his ugly wife. He thinks he somehow nailed a "hot chick" even though he was fat and ugly. He cast her in Jay and Silent Bob because thought her attractiveness was on the level of what were considered some of the hottest young women in Hollywood at the time. Now, he continues to think he's "lucky" and she's "hot."
Must be kind of nice, actually.
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Dying laughing.
Kevin Smith is literally r3ddit the person
he exudes cringe from every fucking pore of his body
hearing him defend his shitty movie yoga hosers as some kind of cult classic for 10 people in the world was fucking embarrassing
I thought the ugly bitch was crying because she realized that she was never going to be a star no matter how many fuck awful movies her Daddy puts her fug ass in!!!FACT!!!
To answer your question, in the cartoon Batman: The Animated Series, she was mainly a funny New Yawker accented cute young girl who had a tragically bad crush on some psychopath named The Joker. Also remember The Joker wasn't as insane or evil as he is in the later incarnations, in the cartoon he was more of a calculatingly ruthless cartoonish villain. So there wasn't any element of BDSM in the cartoon, although Joker did mess with Harley on occasion and dump her and mostly her love went unrequited.
The idea of sexual Harley was after the cartoon, teenagers were fantasizing about her. So from that aspect you are normal. For some reason the video games made her into a vacuous slut which I despised about them.
I want to say though that what everyone liked about her most was her perky tough moxie mixed with a puppy love that grew into a fierce devotion and stand by your maniness, even if her man was The Joker.
The only reason Suicide Squad was watchable was because I really think Margot Robbie took that character from the cartoon and turned it into a real woman really skillfully.
TL;DR Harley is sexy but its not as weird in 1994 to name your daughter Harley as it would be now but it was still made fun of at the time
I recall Kevin Smith being on that program @midnight a while back. I don't usually watch this show, but I watched this one for Kevin and a hope he may say something weird.
And, boy, he did not disappoint.
I think the prompt was along the lines of create a movie based on browsing history and his involved "interracial cuckold porn".
I don't have a clip, but it shouldn't be hard to find.
they're still allowed to show boobies? cool.
Heh I knew exactly which two scenes you'd be posting before I even hovered over the links. They're classics, I get diamonds from the Rev Up Your Harley scene.
There's no doubt those two examples are full of sexual imagery and innuendo. Still, that's cherry picking the two iconic scenes that specifically portray Harley in a sexual context. Those scenes were far from the norm, which is why they're both so popular. I'm not an expert on Batman TAS but I understand that they're the exception rather than the rule.
So that doesn't work for proving or disproving Harley's status as a sexual character circa the time when Kevin Smith named his kid.
I might be better off asking this question on Sup Forums. I'm really curious now as to how much of a deviant K. Smith is. Most of Sup Forums hates Smith, so any answer may be skewed a bit.
Come on normies, I know you're here. Chime in.
time to fap.
This reads like a chapter from American Psycho.
>Before you begin your journey where I started my adventure 22 years ago
is that the journey to become morbidly obese?
As long as the boobs are doing some silly shit that looks "quirky" to socially awkward 13 year olds.
Power Girl's tiddies are like Samson's hair
>Joker wasn't as insane or evil as he is in the later incarnations,
I dunno, he had some pretty fucked up plans. He couldn't get away with them because it was a kids' show and the good guys had to win without a body count happening, but the stuff he was attempting to do was pretty dark.
so we're trying to figure out if he named his daughter after Harley for sexual/not sexual reasons?
Are they dating?
>51 replies
>not one "taint"-related post
honestly, i'm quite disappointed in all of you.
i dont know what it is but this girl is top tier qt
Yeah, I watch that show during lunch and I remember that episode. Kevin's answers were about what I expected.
No they're just beat friends that live together
I'm glad someone else remembers it.
Being pretty familiar with Kevin Smith and how he talks about his life, him divulging that piece of information really stuck me as bizarre, even for the shit he talks about.
Can one fit the thicker end of a baseball bat onto a 17 year old's vagina?
That's Kat Timpf you dummy.
Yes! A well-thought out reply. Thank you for the sincere response. This was exactly what I was looking for. This question was going to bug at me all night.
>The idea of sexual Harley was after the cartoon, teenagers were fantasizing about her. So from that aspect you are normal. For some reason the video games made her into a vacuous slut which I despised about them.
Were there any incarnations of her inbetween Batman: TAS and the Akrham Asylum games? I've read some of the comics, the ones drawn (and wrote?) by the artist I posted in my first post. I've only seen a handful of episodes, but those comics felt almost identical to the show.
>I want to say though that what everyone liked about her most was her perky tough moxie mixed with a puppy love that grew into a fierce devotion and stand by your maniness, even if her man was The Joker.
One of the comics I read dealt with this exact subject. Harley was undergoing therapy at Arkham to get over her infatuation with the Joker. Of course, it didn't work. It was quite moving, Harley felt like a real person trapped in an abusive relationship.
>The only reason Suicide Squad was watchable was because I really think Margot Robbie took that character from the cartoon and turned it into a real woman really skillfully.
Interesting. I thought Robbie did a good job given the material she had to work with. I thought she brought aspects of Harley's character into the realm of believablility, which was remarkable given that Harley feels very much like a character that could only exist in the world of comic books.
But other aspects, in my opinion, Robbie didn't pull off - mostly when Harley's supposed to be acting devious and like a "bad guy". Those scenes felt hammy and clownish. Maybe that was the point, but I still couldn't buy it.
I just remembered it's about time to do my annual viewing of the Christmas episodes of BTAS
>coachella
>kevin we really didn't need to know that
I'll give it a shot and get back to you : ^
with enough lube and stretching, women can put watermelon up there.
Yep, that was what I (and maybe others, too) were trying to figure out. But I think this user did a good job answering the question:
well that changes everything.
post your source.
What's worse, really, him talking about his love of interracial cuck porn or talking about his wife's asshole on Twitter.
ew
Somebody should tweet him fanart of him fucking HQ (the original)
Fuck that
being in love is gay
he loves his wife, what a faggot
Is Harley an amazon?
Do you think she'd be good at femdom?
Which will end up worse, Suicide Squad or JUSTice League?
user it's just a cocktail of chemicals pushing you to breed. don't overthink it
this thread is muy bien.
>americans
not even once
Kevin smith is 5'9 shes like 2 inches taller than him and is wearing heels so probably not too tall
>people of British decent
not even once
Lord she's ugly.
I got you senpai
Dang. She still looks pretty sturdy, though.
There's femdom potential.
fucking christ man everytime.
*tips* I agree, we're just robotular automatons who have chemical impulses
only faggots think that love is real, what a bunch of cucks
sometimes I want to say Fuck this gay earth but then I remember that I must spread my superior intellect to all the mindless sheeple
it give me a real sense of euphoria to know I'm helping people open their eyes
don't understand
This is fake right?
harley seems to have a nice round fat ass
someone got a better pic?
No
autist
Power Girl is Harley's new sidekick
No matter how many times I read this it still makes me want to vomit
No fucking way
Hes full of shit.
social media was a mistake
imagine being this faggot's kid and reading that
>yanks
You think this is a fucking game?
>tfw i will never have such a beautiful relationship with my daughter
M-more. Also her boobs disappeared for a panel.
So they're aware how unbelievably hot the style difference is aren't they
I'm not just talking cup size either
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