Why was Biggie Smalls at Hogwarts?

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Where Hogwarts at? Where Hogwarts at? Where Hogwarts at? Where Hogwarts at?

Black could be anywhere.

Black could be anywhere.

because a galaxy far away is actually he.... oh wait. THIS IS NOT STAR WASR! FUCK!

POPPA TWIST CABBAGE OFF INSTINCT

why did he post in the subject?

WE WUZ WIZARDS

He was trying rap out of one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

It was all a dream

SUPER NINTENDO, SEGA GENESIS

kek

CLOCKWORK.

>Gatsby
>Mid-tier

Hahahhahahahahah

why are there so many racists on Sup Forums?

How's it racist?

His name's Bem, idiot.

performing black magic

because you have to go to Sup Forums right now

Stop removing Atlas Shrugged

you have literally no proof of that

go back to redchan.it nigger

why are there so many pussies on Sup Forums?

Diversity admission.

Because demographically its made up of straight white males

it's still in the pic

> a cozy fantasy movie with an amazing atmosphere and setting and beautiful white cast
>that token black person forced into the background

>token black person
What are you talking about? There's like 2 black characters in the movie, total. It's showing Britain's diversity while still being accurate.

What are straight white males doing on a mongolian yak milking board?

CONVENIENTLY USE INVISIBILITY CLOAK
TO DISCRETE-LY SNEAK ON SOME GRYFFINDOR HOES IN DEY DORMS

VIGOROUSLY BACK AND I'M SERIOUSLY BLACK BOUT TO DOGGY STYLE IN THE SACK, BITCH DENY ME GET SLAPPED

I PUT THE "HOE" IN HOGWARTS. RESPECT MY ENVIRONMENT, GET POCKETS FULL OF RUBBERS FROM THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT.

Dammit I laughed

Biggie was a kinoman, unlike one of the dullest shitposts in the history of movie shitposts. Each shitpost following /lit/ wizards and their pals from /r9k/ as they fight assorted kinographers has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the lack of film analysis the shitposts only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of images and pasta?all to make fantasy unfantastical to make witchcraft seem kiddie.

Perhaps the die was cast when Quentin vetoed the idea of shitposting on /lit/ directing the shitposts at Sup Forums, he made sure the shitposts would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-posting for his (You). The shitposts might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-atmospherical anaylsis in its refusal of critique and watching for the plot. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the shitposts are g-g-good though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the books were terrible and the films were much better. As I read, I noticed that everytime he shitposts, Quentin wrote instead that Brave New World "was a low tier form of art."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that shitpost was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. The shitposters mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of shitpost by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are shitposting at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you shitpost you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.