Let's wish him a happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Kirk!
(He'll be fine.)
Let's wish him a happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Kirk!
(He'll be fine.)
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Why doesn't he kiss him on the mouth?
What's his gift?
How is he still alive?
OH! I WANT SUNDAE!
Imagine seeing your dad age into a walking corpse.
Don't know if I could do it senpai.
I actually know that feel.
I just turned 25, my dad is 95.
Your dad had you when he was 70? How old is your mom?
44
43
BASED KIRK, WHAT A GUY
MODS
STICKY
WHICH IS IT?
either way your dad must have been rich or charming as hell
NO... I'M 100 YEARS OLD!!
Never underestimate the power of daddy issues
SECONDING THIS
more like granddaddy issues at that point
no!!! I'm 100 years old!!
DONT JINX IT FAGGOT
I'm 100 years old!
And so is my wife!
MODS PLS STICKY
holy fuck somebody get this man some fresh baby blood
NOOOO! IT IS I THAT IS 100 YEARS OLD!!!
Goodnight sweet prince.
>That guy was the CEO of Viacom until this year they make him resign because he was old as fuck and couldn't run a company
He does sometimes.
Actually
That hair though
>tfw michael douglas will die in kirk douglas's lifetime
just die already wtf
MODS STICKY NOW
HE'S A RAPIST
based
Sticky this thread, it's not often we get to celebrate life instead of death.
if he gets a sticky everyone will think hes dead
why does he look like mickey rourke?
I remember when they first invented chocolate.
If there's a rumor that he's dead and it turns out The Grim Reaper is wrong he gets 20 more years added to his life span, just like Abe Vigoda.
He deserves a sticky for reaching 100, though. Plus, there's always the chance he gets Lemmy'd :^)
I wonder what Kirk is doing right now? its pretty late so I bet hes wacking his spicy boner
literally who?
Is he even lucid these days?
I remember reading an op-ed he wrote on his 99th birthday last year; he was at least still lucid then.
I heard he still drives
Holy shit, this nigga was born before WW1 ended.
These repeating digits say he outlives everyone in this thread.
nigga so old the ottoman empire still existed when he was born
RIP KIRK DOUGLAS 1916-2016 CONFIRMED
You're a fucking faggot
that's pretty insane
He has been around for 42% of America's independent existence from Britain.
he wrote an anti-trump article for the huffington post 3 months ago
no u
He actually did it, the absolute madman
...
oldest person ever was 122 lads, will we see someone live longer than that in our lifetime?
Damn, now this really makes me think
he really survived 2016
it's not over yet
if trips he lives to see trump's second term
holy shit that was close
too bad though :(
i was off by one but it would've been devil trips... did i condemn kirk or save him?
anyway everybody watch ace in the hole
>you will never have Jewish immortality powers
Peak Wilder + Peak Kirk= Masterpiece
Yeah, by far the greatest Woody Woodpecker short. Kino of the highest order. Bugs Bunny ain't got nothin' on ol' Woody
I'd rather just stay mentally sound till like 80 or so and go quietly in my sleep.
I'd rather go out like Manoel de Oliveira.
Still directing, walking, dancing at the age of 106. Man was a veritable fountain of youth. It's those Porto genetics.
This is him at the age of 101 youtube.com
Deserves a sticky.
Obligatory
>Live to 100
>never learn English
It's not like he didn't have enough time.
Go to hell you old bastard
need to leave
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD BUDDY!
HAVE THE ROLLING STONES KILLED!
Where's the sticky?
I have no fucking faith in this board. HE'S 100 FUCKING HELL.
You don't need a working brain for that.
This. I thought he died like 15 years ago. He's still kicking? wonder what it's like to be that old
he's very lucid but multiple strokes have affected his speech capabilities so listening to him talk is a struggle
BUT SIR
He was in Ninja Turtles? Radical!
obviously, this generation will easily have people in their 130s-140s
no
Jew Magic. They drink the blood of the young you know.
I honestly don't understand how anyone could continue to live after the age of 40. knowing that everyday your body and mind degrades a little more until there's nothing left. I'm going to kill myself before I'm 30.
oh youre retarded, okay
LOUIS! PUT ME IN MY COFFIN!
DO AS I SAY!
Happy birthday Spartacus
>I honestly don't understand how anyone could continue to live after the age of 40. knowing that everyday your body and mind degrades a little more until there's nothing left
Oh, but that begins at 18 already :)
if doubles, he dies before the end of the year.
>his life is now in the hands of kek
Every time you have to eat or sleep it is because your body and mind are degrading.
Abe Vigoda died this year, user.
you mean (((Issur Danielovitch)))
No, "Kirk Douglas" was what was meant, Sup Forums
Will probably watch Spartacus tonight now. Happy Birthday my friend
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPARTACUS
MODS PLEASE STICKY
More like FARTacus amirite or amirite ladies?
HE DID IT, MOTHERFUCKERS!
CONGRATS KIRK, YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD!
who is this turtoid and why should anyone care
Is he the world's oldest rapist?