>Hitler kills hundreds of Jews
>hated by everyone, worst person ever
>Darth Vader destroys an entire peaceful planet with millions of people
>world's favorite and coolest villain
Hitler kills hundreds of Jews
Darth Vader was the Emperors muscle.
He didn't do any of that shit.
>hundreds
oy
With all the movies and cultural references about World War 2, it's clear Hitler is the world's favorite villain.
>Hitler
>hated by everyone
Son, they have cafés in Asia devoted to him.
This
No such thing as bad publicity.
sure they do.
Yeah, but Hitler was a real person you fucking autist. He also didn't have an awesome helmet, cape, or lightsaber
No one jokes about vader having a tiny wee wee
It's because Hitler looks like a fag and Vader looks like a cool robot samurai.
Buh buh he redeems himself by killing sheev and he doesnt like sand!
damn bb them knees make me weak OwO
Yeah but both the Holocaust and Star Wars are fiction by jews.
what style was he going for here?
Tarkin ordered the attack on Alderaan though
so Vader did nothing wrong
Vader killed a bunch of imperial officers just for not respecting a stupid old man in a robot suit
if he hadn't killed so many damn officers maybe there would've been a smarter one in charge at the battle of Endor who would have ORDERED THE ATTACK OF THE 200 FUCKING STAR DESTROYERS JUST HANGING AROUND
Im literally shaking right now
I'm pretty sure Hitler didn't kill any jews
>Hitler
>real
His existance is the greatest lie since the cover up of the years 614-911
They even have Hitlers historical love of Islam represented
>Hitler kills hundreds of Jews
>not millions
Yeah, that seems about right
Hitler could only get an erection around his niece.
>If only poor Vader had known that Leia was his daughter he would have fucked her sideways. If his cock hadn't burnt off.
Hitler could only blow his load when smearing shit over his cock.
>Vader wears space diapers.
Hitlers breath also smelt of shit due to his rotting teeth.
>Vader had really good teeth and kept them clean at all times.
that was god punishing them fedora shit.
>hundreds
It was tens of thousands
>Hitler
>Actually existed and his actions lead to the deaths of actual people
>Vader
>Fictional character
Hitler won all 3 of those rap battles tho
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