HE IS HERE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!

HE IS HERE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!

look out OP, someone is talking about you!

So are you.

with a knife pointed at his belly
hahah
how pathetic

i'm here all week ladies

I have the flu

I decided to kill myself, i stopped eating and drinking water a couple of days ago.
I told everyone in my life to die and told them exactly what i think about them.
Now i'm just going to hang around here until i die.

good trips, rest in piece bro

...

RIP in piece

Literally take your money and go road tripping, see the world before you go user. Do fucking something before you go user, don't just rot.

>she takes 9 months to finish having sex
lmao what am i going to do for 9 months

Jeezus friend, there's more efficient ways of disposing of yourself. A gun perhaps

Laught at me all you want I'm here every night. (Including holidays)

What am I supposed to do? Go out to get rejected? No. I'm good.

I'm actually slutted up and waiting in line with some friends (2 females 1 male) for a top end New York City club, sorry virgin

you shouldn't kill yourself if you are here on a Friday night, but you should kill yourself if you value women's opinion

IT'S NOT FUNNY

Literally leaving right now to go couples bowling.

This can be you one day anons keep fighting

A USP?

Dehydration is a horrible way to go desu

Me too

Stfu mod ur here just banning 14 year olds kys

I'm actually shitposting at work so at least I have an excuse

I'm sick with pneumonia plus have work at 4:30am and it's 30 degrees with a huge wind chill

You're fucking insane if you think I'm going out