/mlb/ - THE BULL EDITION

ATL:Freddie Freeman leaves game due to illness
CLE:Kluber (neck) won't start Friday vs. Toronto
CLE:Salazar (shoulder) to return as starter Sat.
SF:Posey, Pence out of SF lineup Wednesday
CHC:Bryant diagnosed with a sprained left pinkie
DET:10-12 teams in on Tigers RP Justin Wilson
WAS:Joe Ross undergoes Tommy John surgery
MIN:Bartolo Colon says he's considered retirement
SEA:Haniger (finger) should be ready on Thursday
WAS:Bryce Harper will get breather on Wednesday
SF:Red Sox 'have their eye on' Eduardo Nunez
NYY:Yanks DFA Rob Refsnyder and Ji-Man Choi

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Kershaw can't pitch. He balks 1 out of 4 pitches he throws, and then he cries to the umpire (who can't do a thing).

Royals

Injuns desu

Tigers better get 2 top 5 team prospects for J Wilson. Lefty that throws mid to upper 90s and dominates right handers.

>SF:Red Sox 'have their eye on' Eduardo Nunez
...why?

>Yaks

Sounds like Glen Perkins a few years ago

jays

yeah cuz you got so many good prospects for JD Martinez lmfao

our gm will fuck it up since he sucks ass so i'm not really expecting much.

This post gave me cancer thanks.

based Indiansbro

Wilson is way more valuable than Martinez, although I agree that trade was poor. Our gm is a clown.

>after Boston finishes raping this team they head to Cleveland for more inside the park walkoff home runs

kill me

You'll get Trayce Thompson and Sergio Romo and be thankful about it. Avila has already shown he has no clue what he's doing.

>inside the park
are you so bootyblasted that Hanley RAPED that pitch that you refuse to believe your own eyes in seeing that it left the park completely?

We are about to suck for like 6 years. I don't want a 34 year old.

He is, but that trade was just a joke.

>trade the best rental bat on the market for 3 prospects from one of the worst farms in baseball
>don't even get a single top 3 prospect from them

>Phillies win a series

I know man it hurts

MARINERS!

6/9 Photoshop

>rebuild years too late
>letting the whos out trade you and out tank you

...

>CLE:Kluber (neck) won't start Friday vs. Toronto
Mad
>CLE:Salazar (shoulder) to return as starter Sat.
Tentatively excited

>needing 15 innings to beat the fucking leafs and being this proud of it
>losing the day before
>unironically starting the frontman of AC/DC

You're not as bad as the >yaks but you're starting to slip

pizza man was desperate and his dream fell short. Now the team is fucked for years to come.

Or they can head to Cleveland to get swept in 3 games again

They had much more value to trade with.

Maybe he should have bought a fucking bullpen

He tried and they mostly all failed.

Which is harder?
Hitting for the cycle
-OR-
Pitching a perfect game?

>Orioles fan talking shit about other teams
Wew

>289 Cycles
>23 Perfect Games

What do you think is easier now with these juiced balls?

>Cycles were already significantly easier before the blister epidemic and the batter realization that strikeouts aren't all that bad
Boy I wonder

Can you please state which you think, and not give me some unfinished, sarcastic answer. Please and thank you.

Are you stupid

I heard one of the Yankees broadcasters yesterday make the claim that hitting for the cycle is harder than pitching a perfect game.

>6 [W]'s in a row

3B.
Need a replacement for the DFA'd fat man.

What about Travis Shaw

Here we go

77209373
medium bait

Than the yankees broadcaster might be a fucking idiot
A perfect game is without a doubt one of the hardest things to do in a single game in any major sport

Oddly enough, there are less Unassisted triple plays then there are Perfect games

its not odd at all

all difficult things are rare, but not all rare things are difficult

We will win every game from here on out and stun the world.

Unassisted triple plays are based on luck in one inning in a certain situation

Are there any triples that don't involve the ball being misplayed in some way?

Watch a game at Coors.

and no one's hit for the home run cycle except for scooter gennett

Nick Williams had two triples that were cleanly fielded today

even shields starts?

Great now Anderson has a friend to bust with

how the fuck is the stankees game still going on?

>bottom of the 8th
>almost 4 hours
>0 IBBs

manfred is pulling his hair out rn

>tfw my dodgers mom was paranoid thinking we were gonna lose the game yesterday
>tfw even facing a shitty WS team kershaw still gave up loads of hits and we only scored one run

You have your clock messed up, the game has been going for 2 hours and 40 minutes.

it gives the radio guys more time to talk about Aaron Judge so its cool

no

who was the last POTUS to actually like baseball

Yes.

dubya

Who is right? This is so suspenseful

Obama was a Who's fan

obama

youtube.com/watch?v=tX0PSoCTFas
obama was a faggot bandwagoner who only "liked" the sox because he was a lawyer in the shitty nigger side

To be fair, the Who's were so bad that no one could name any players

CLE Indians vs SF Giants (#3 of 3)

3:45 PM ET | 12:45 PM PT

Paul Konerko?
Mark Buehrle?
Jake Peavy?
Gavin Floyd?
Jim Thome?
Alexei Ramirez?
Brian Anderson?
Chris Gets?
Josh Fields?
Scott Linebrink?
Matt Thornton?
Bobby Jenks?

at CoPa it happens if it hits the gap right

>all those super shitty players

>Greg Luzinski finished second in the MVP vote twice
>is completely forgotten
that's a shame he peaked right when Cincinnati was at its peak

What the fuck did Jim Thome do to you that you have to insult him? Please remove him from your list as no one will ever consider him to be a Who

Go Spurs

series finale in cleveland last year was a walkoff itp home run

Ron Kittle

But then again I only know that because he lived 4 houses down from me when I used to live in Indiana

bad b8

He was a who when he played and he's a who right now

pretty sure hammy ram walked us off once before already, its nothing new

He has job in the whos front office right now you idiot

Gordon Beckham
Brent Morel
Andruw Jones
Alex Rios
Dayan Viciedo
Juan Pierre
Omar Vizquel
Adam Dunn
Andre Rienzo
Kevin Youlilis
Manny Ramirez
Hector Santiago
Sergio Santos
John Danks
Addison Reed
J.J. Putz
Josh Phegley
Scott Downs
Brian Omogrosso
Kosuke Fukudome
Randy Williams
Tyler Flowers
A.J. Pierzinski
Brent Lillibridge

God damn what sad memories I have

Good b8 actually

Well I'll be damned

>Kosuke Fukudome
Puts 1 hit wonder in list but doesnt include Sammy Sosa

Where are all those people that said >we were gonna get swept by the Barves?

They were talking about your series with them later in the year, obviously.

Oh god I forgot TCQ

They are all above you trying to come up with Who players that someone outside of Niggerton might know

>its nothing new
Well what is new is that it's pretty telling on the state of the situation for the Blue Jays with whether or not they will go for their bullpen and what not. They won't ever do that with them because of the new scandal for that not to go with them and through it all. Where were you? Where have you been the past 10 days? Fucking Canadians man. Anyways, that would help them out, but Hanley shouldn't be doing that without the trending for them to go.

All this talk about dark age White Sox reminds me of the Forgotten Phillies(For good reason)

remember to always bully the san diego padres. they've only made the playoffs 5 times!

They've still played in a world series more recently than the Dodgers.

REEEEKT

damn

Oh shit son! That was harsh

JK I capped that

The Memeiners have only made the playoffs 4 times and have never even won a pennant. Let's all bully them instead.

but ichiro

Daily reminder that this dingus had an unassisted triple play