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pronounced Sverigetråden

Having a drink with the gf

anime

*takes your willy*

are we really mongrels?

thinking about luca
not ed though

ez nem is a magyar fonál

cute pie
would love to [spoiler] kiss him on the lips :3 [/spoiler]

little fella there
little, down sydrome kid

Drinking strongbow to be strong like bear

Find it a bit weird that some people poo more than twice a day

really love Diane Guerrero

bought a chicken burger from the take away when i was pissed last night and bit into it without thinking about how hot it was. was literally straight out of the fryer. mouth's all burnt and painful today. got bits of skin coming off.

at least once, sometimes as many as four times

>southern poofters will never get to enjoy this

Mad

at least twice, sometimes as many as five times

mouth pain is always the worst

volume pooer here, also pee a lot (don't have diabetes)

been feeling a bit fat lately

got a feeling you know who will be here soon

alri voldemort here lmao

you alri pet x

here I am

what kind of name is marvolo, rowling you hack

stuck in the middle with you

slaughterhouse five was the best book i've ever read i think

it needed to be marvolo to make the anagram work

chocolatey claires

how?
>lmao i'm from band of brothers
>lmao now i'm in an alien zoo
>lmao now i'm at a dinner party, hey boobs

anyone else got lil like red blood spots under their skin, feel like i'm getting more of them not sure what to do haven't had an injury

Why, oh why do you have to lie?
What are you afraid of?
We know what you're made of
Now your time has passed you by
You've already made it
There's no need to chase it
So get up, so get up and save it
'Cause enough is enough, you're jaded
Your golden years left you behind
You cannot replace them
Face it or you'll waste them
You cannot replace them
Face it or you'll waste them
You cannot replace them

embarrassing

fork handles

pic? I think my dad has something similar

u gon die

sounds like AIDS

>northerners can only eat offal
Huh, Really Makes Me Think

i think that names marvolous :^)

A Whole New World is a tune and a half

it was just really funny

sorry dont want to be doxed

i know but is it gona be soon?

dont have aids

how big is your cock

offal is nice though.

so it was the funniest book you've read then? bit different to best.

i liked it but i maintain there was no point to it all

miss going to church

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>gif
fuck off

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that's stue from seancody.com and someone else good luck

are you the guy who posted about the Chinese Christian girl or whoever

ah yes, the London look

In Costa by myself and got nothing to do like :(

wank done
doing an eating of the so called lunch x

>favorite books
Harry Potter

mashallah the kuffar will pay

never been costa
never been to a cafe
too poor simple as

whos your fav gay porn actor

have a nosh in the toilets haha

>favorite book
A Season in Hell by Arthur Rimjaub
I only watch amateur heh (Jack Harrer uWu)

this guy's son?

Anyone else never have lunch here growing up?
It just wasn't a thing in my house, you pick out whatever you find in the fridge and eat it

Always thought lunch was a tory thing

how come I need to piss more when I'm sleep deprived

>Rimjaub

lunch here was literally a dairylea lunchable if we had any

Blimey

punch the fuck out of you cunt

this amnie is making me frightened

ah yes, the northern powerhouse

I'd like to see you try, illiterate cunt

no, just a council estate prole

fuckwit

no wonder you losers are posting here at midday on a monday. you were the weird kids at school with dirty uniforms with the parents who clearly didnt give a fuck.

Very low class

i don't take pride in being poorthern don't know why you're always making fun of us

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miss all those comfy 80s/90s VHS tapes I watched growing up

wish I could sing like this. beautiful

sister-shagger

no
where do you watch your porn? myvidster here, theres this user who collects all twink vids literally hundreds of them all catagorized

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actually my parents were middle class immigrants sweetie
we did white people things like hiking and picnics

why yanks insist on wearing hats indoors? really is uncouth.

did your school not have lunchtime

any porn site will do i have adblock heh

Imagine being a normie, waking up bright and early with a smile on your face, roll over and kiss your orange girlfriend, do an upbeat cheeky tweet about #WorldEmojiDay, jump out of bed and go to work with a smile on your face

Imagine being happy
Imagine being brain dead

If you have two meals a day, would the second be "lunch" technically, or is lunch only around midday?
And if you have breakfast around midday, would that be "lunch"?

clearly talking about home sweetie

enjoy that music while you can. no room for haram music in the future european caliphate.

Am I right buds? ahaha

>magine being happy
>Imagine being brain dead
thank god I'm not a n*rmie
they're below cattle, they can't think like us

>sex that isn't missionary in a dark room
disgusting

smartphones ruined the internet

you said lunch was a tory thing but ate lunch 5 days a week

*yanks with smartphones

Smartphones have been around since 2007 user

so this is the face of the virgin that shuts down our parties

smart aussies have been around since... oh wait

exactly? early 2000s internet was way different

Normies ruined the internet

It was comfy 2004-2010

Slowly understanding Nigerian pidgin from watching hours of Nollywood

Might become Oyibo prince