ITT: Horrible theater experiences

Horrible theater experiences
I'll start

>be me
>friday night
>second night for rogue on
>not packed at all
>got there a little early
>me and girlfriend and sitting alone in the back
>she likes to sit in the back because she doesn't want to get shot in the back of the head and not know it
>we're alone
>this guy walks in
>he's alone
>wearing a red beanie and holding a backpack
>a backpack
>a backpack to the fucking movie theater
>I though nothing of it
>he sits down close to the back in the middle of a row
>gf is a little worried cause she's always worried
>she tells me he's gonna shoot up the place
>he starts fidgeting to get comfortable and scratches his face like he's on meth
>now I'm a little creeped out
>he starts pounding on the arm rests as hard as he can
>now he's calm
>me and gf are just in shock
>he gets up and storms out
>he's walking as fast as he could
>he left his backpack
>I know the place is about to blow up
>he comes back and sits down
>he immediately gets up and leaves again
>I don't think he's gonna kill us all but I'm just not sure
>gf is terrified
>movie starts
>it's all quiet
>he keeps coming back and leaving
>he comes back one time and stands in the front and stares at the audience for a minute
>I tell gf I'm gonna talk to manager if he does it again
>he sits down and acts calm
>manager just happens to walk in with security guard
>they stand to the side and just stare at the few people watching the movie
>they leave
>the guy keeps checking his phone
>he checks the time at least once every minute
>he takes his hat off and tosses it in the air and catches it
>he does this for a minute
>gf can't enjoy the movie cause she's worried about this guy
>I can't enjoy the movie cause and worried about "what if"
>gf says she wants to go home
>tell her we should stay
>she insists
>I agree with her and we walk out of the theater
>we hadn't even seen 30 minutes

tl;dr I wasted 20 bucks because creepy autist made me take my terrified gf home

pls no bully

All you had to do was send a letter of complaint to the management with your falcon and they'd understand and act accordingly after enough complaints.

That is the entire purpose of the fucking falcon policy you beta.

Why didn't you make a citizen's no-singles-policy theater removal?

I would have but my falcon was confiscated by security and I didn't feel like getting a new one

Where's your gf's falcon then?

This horrible experience is entirely on your failure to take action. I hope you two at least showered.

We usually just shared a falcon. And we didn't want to use their showers cause that nigger Jamal had been in there. I didn't wanna risk getting raped again

or just send him a complimentary order of crab legs...

that probably would've calmed him down

Sounds like someone tricked him into thinking he had a date coming, which is why he kept leaving to look for her and checking his phone.

His backpack was obviously full of Italian food he prepared for the date.

>in high school
>take a girl on a date
>we get to movie theatre, find out we are 10 minutes late, she messed up on telling me the time
>get inside, theatre packed
>not a single seat left
>stand around awkwardly
>can't see very well
>movie starting
>someone yells "no more room faggot!"
>people start laughing
>I'm so embarrassed at this point I push her out with me
>popcorn hits the back of my head for good measure
>leave theatre, forget to get money back

Needless to say I didn't call her back. Who the fuck gets movie times that wrong?

>>wearing a red beanie and holding a backpack
>>a backpack
>>a backpack to the fucking movie theater
I do this all the time

Anyway
>Go to watch Deadpool with my dad
>Forced to sit through every single sex scene with him
>His high-pitched, thundering laugh stops everyone else from laughing whenever something funny happens
>tfw the whole theatre of over 60 people stared at us whenever he laughed

How can the movie house sells more tickets than there are seats?

>Forced to sit through every single sex scene with him

How is that awkward? Are you 14?

His personality makes it awkward. You don't understand.

>tfw you're the loud theater laugher

And to think, you could have sat a few rows up, gotten a better view, and you wouldn't have noticed anything. All because your gf reads liberal scare tactics way too much

Because he can't relate to it and thus can't express the same emotions as his father.

No. He was just giving off this "I don't like sex in movies" vibe. You could tell he was annoyed by what he was seeing, that's what made it awkward. Guess I should have clarified that, now I'm gonna get slammed.

I never understand why people don't feel awkward around others with sexually explicit scenes. Like it's all good and fun when you and your relatives/friends are essentially watching soft-core porn together?

That time I had to retake the mid-picture exam and got the last seat on the bus to the second half of the film. I had to sit next to the movie teacher and she had terrible BO and was very sexually aggressive.

Talk about being beta. You should have done something.

...

Dude was bumping drugs in the restroom which is why he was all weird.
Druggies tend to haul their backpacks with them for this reason.

>Druggies tend to haul their backpacks with them for this reason.

How bulky do you think a typical drug dose is?

You are a gigantic pussy

By experience the ones I knew with backpacks tend to deal and are vagrants.
He probably had nowhere to go and was itching so he went to the theater to do it in the restroom and hide in a theater.
I'm just guessing though from people I met before.

>>she likes to sit in the back because she doesn't want to get shot in the back of the head and not know it

Oh, ok you were talking about bums hanging around all day, with their, shall we say, "urban camping gear" on them.

>she likes to sit in the back because she doesn't want to get shot in the back of the head and not know it
>Implying getting killed peacefully and painlessly while watching a flick isn't the best way to go

your girlfriend sounds like a dumb slut t b h

>falcon policy

oh look, another cleverly crafted meme from your friends at Sup Forums.

fucking kill yourself

A bum who deals drugs and decided to do some of their own product.
Which is why they were antsy and awkward and kept leaving.

you mean the montage that was all of 2 minutes?

Well, by sex scene, I also mean the strip club scene. His reaction to both was the same shit.

i was on phone at time and lazy but it was two seats next to each other, just a single seat here and there

honest question why are you even here

youre not stupid, right? so you had to have known falcon memes would come up in this thread, so why click on it?

But you couldn't sit in the aisle?

Nothing beats unlimited leg space

Your mom called, she says it's getting dark and you should had back home to Reddit.

Also, I had sex with her on multiple occasions.

>went with best friend to see Revenge of the Sith on opening night
>some jackass keeps coughing up a storm
>dumb ass dad brings his idiot daughter (about 7 at the oldest) to the first PG-13 Star Wars
>of course, they're behind us
>kid keeps asking "who's that"
>instead of telling her to shut up, he explains who each person is
>realize at that moment that I am not just pro-choice, but pro-abortion

Probably the worst experience I've had and that was over a decade ago, so I'm grateful that was it. Every other time, I've been fortunate to not have any other bad experiences. Only other bad experiences involve idiots who don't turn off their phones and they ring.

>posts in Sup Forums

>not stupid

Pick one

i was pretty embarrassed

wtf lad you should've asked someone to move so you can sit with your date. they would understand

You're just angry the girl has shown interest in the movie and asks her papa to learn more. You never had this with your father, did you? You're just angry at what they've got, and you don't.

also he didn't bring his Rikki-Tikki-Tavi to the fray... but let it pass, he's a novice...

>also, Rick-rolled...

Unlimited leg space is the greatest!

Only an autist would get angry at that

>>be me

Already I don't believe you.

Where do you think you are?

>Visiting a friend in the Bronx
>Go to see a movie
>Only white person in the theater
>Everyone is talking and checking their very bright phones the entire time

Fucking animals

went to see some comedy and there was some jackass who would repeat every funny line while laughing.
Every line.
Also got a BJ in the theater but she refused to finish me because she got paranoid about halfway through.

honestly i'm surprised you took a couple minutes out of your baneposting to acknowledge me, amazing, thanks Sup Forums!

kill yourselves faggots

>only an autist would get angry at people disturbing him watching a movie

I imagine most people are autistic, then.

No, he's angry that he was trying to watch a movie he paid for and the people behind him wouldn't shut up. Are you dense?

>going to a cinema expecting absolute silence

right

>lie to parents about having a date to get weed money
>go to theater with muh nigga jeff
>buy tickets for some stupid shit
>don't even go to movie
>smoke weed at the uni behind the theater in bushes
>go back to theater
>buy a soda and sneak into a different movie
>watch movie successfully without getting shot
>go out into lobby
>mom is there
>found my bong while I was out
>she's yelling at me in a crowded lobby on a Saturday night
>other parents join in for some reason
>one of them calls us faggots
>rest of high school parents think I'm a gay pothead

no it was just 1 seat every couple rows

>>Forced to sit through every single sex scene with him
>>His high-pitched, thundering laugh stops everyone else from laughing whenever something funny happens

I can't tell who you're trying to insult here

You don't bring your kid to the third installment of a series without having seen the other two.

My dad actually gave me the original trilogy boxed set.

Twice now for 2 different Marvel movies have I been sitting near or next to a bunch of down syndrome outing groups. I get why you should take out mentally disabled people but for the love of God book the whole cinema out, don't ruin everyone else's time with their hollering and yelling.

theater experiences suck in general
>paying that much for food
>paying that much for tickets and it varies depending on the fucking time
>get there early easy seats
>get there late no seats
>get there early and people start pouring in last minute and start eyeballing your seat situation
>people that sit in the inside that fucking get up to go out
>that awkward fucking time before the theatre starts if there early

fuck movies

its not hard to walk into a nother movie if you say you're going to another

I'd try a different theater. I found the perfect theater. More times for non 3D films, comfortable, reclining seating, being allowed to choose your seats, a rewards card (though I haven't used it enough to get anything).

>get there early and people start pouring in last minute and start eyeballing your seat situation
This is a great feeling, I always look smugly at the people who show up late

>people that sit in the inside that fucking get up to go out
Fuck man moving your legs to the side for a couple seconds is really such a hassle!

>that awkward fucking time before the theatre starts if there early
Use your phone faggot

>went to see Transformers one day
>dad and his son come in and sit two seats over from me
>kid brought an Optimus Prime gun toy
>firing it at the screen whenever Decepticons appeared towards the beginning
>he eventually stops and is quiet for most of it
>I get up to go to the bathroom and notice his dad has taken his shirt off completely and gave it to his son to wear as a blanket

It wasn't horrible experience but it was definitely the most bizarre experience I had going to see a movie.