absence of life edition
absence of life edition
DEEEEEEEAD YOUR GOD IS DEAD
FOOOOOOLS YOUR GOD IS DEAD
LAKE OF FIRE
LAKE OF FIRE
LAKE OF FIREEEEEEEEEEEE
first for "short haired wimps"
An Epiphany Of Hate is underrated
ABOLISH MELODY 2018
Rec me albums with lots of blast beats.
Have a joocey riff
What do you guys think of mago de oz?
Anal Cunt - Everyone Should Be Killed
Every war metal band ever, lol.
Vektor- Terminal Redux
mago de oz es nu-macho
All of Master's albums from Slaves to Society onward have been a bit too samey for my liking.
I miss the Faith Is in Season/Let's Start a War/The Spirit of the West/Four More Years of Terror era, where at least each album had a unifying theme (Religious hypocrisy in FIIS, war in LSAW, the Old West in TSOTW and "Fuck Bush" in FMYOT).
tfw it's not good. Does /metal/ like this?
They're boring, I'd rather listen to Suffocation.
Barnes era CC is overrated, the only good album when he was frontman was Eaten Back To Life
Reminder that death metal sucks and is the worst form of metal
more like abolish production
False don't entry.
awww, I like Butchered at Birth.
Its not nearly as good as Eaten Back to Life and Tomb of the Mutilated, but its better than most Corpsegrinder era albums (though A Skeletal Domain and Red Before Black were better than most Corpsegrinder era CC albums).
melodic death metal is the worst cause it's poser bullshit, but OSDM, death-doom, caverncore, and black/death is fucking elite
you want blast beats?
Barnes era CC is overrated
Nah, I rather take Barnes era CC over the "tepid blast beats, George Fisher burps in the mic, repeat for nine more songs" formula that dominated most Corpsegrinder era albums.
At least they've finally started to mix shit up again when Alex Webster allowed everyone else to start writing CC songs on their own as of late.
Post best female /meal/ vocalists
t. modern fellow
An Epiphany Of Hate breaks away from that for me, feels like the start of a new era once again. But yea it doesnt beat stuff like Faith is in Season
yes i am a fan of her body of work
and the funny thing is that the infamous melodeath is the best form of death metal
I haven't really listened to it all that much, so i'll definitely give it another spin.
Glad to see another Master fan around here, though.
THE DEAD WILL RISE AND THE LIVING MUST DEPART
I will add that I did enjoy The Human Machine when it first came out.
The New Elite and The Witchhunt do sound absurdly identical, though (albeit with better production than Slaves to Society).
last one. don't get fooled by the album cover.
when is that new portal album coming out again?
is Matt Pike nu male?
I RULED THE LAND
I WILL RULE ONCE AGAIN
no hes just a drug addict
I thought he was an alcoholic
What other Nordvrede albums are good? Should I just start from the beginning?
is a fat slob but literally never wears a shirt
had gnarly tats in classic black/blue and not gay new-age artsy shit in rainbow colors
has respectable Lemmy-esque hair instead of a babyface or a nu-male beard+undercut
plays metal because he was actually in the metal scene, not because it sounds cool
vocals actually sound like man and not a shrieking faggot or a tryhard grumbly teen
Matt Pike is an trumale
this ruptures the soyboy
A little bit of both. Well, a lot actually.
blast beats: the album
not him but
the new elite is probably my favorite master album, so many good riffs
and the production makes me bust
twist of fate best song
evil stuff, thanks
Post best female /meal/ drummers
more like, glam posing as Motorhead
i think you might like this one too.
splattered human goulash
anyone who likes female vocals in metal is a soyboy
what if you just like them because they have a fat ass?
then you're fucking based
not him btw
please post a picture so i can decide for myself
FINALLY! Possessed Reagan McNeil style death metal vocals from an actual woman.
Thanks for sharing this, user. Got some shit to buy now after my recent Bell Witch binge.
Reminded me of this classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs
that song fucking sucked and you should feel bad for posting it here
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT!!!! WHO THE FUK LISTENS TO THIS GAY NUMALE SHIT???
no u are the faggot
this user is such a retard, its not even funny.
what is he looking at, DMU?
he likes traps
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA
this. he's probably an unabashed /pol/ faggot that needs a good ass whooping.
I mean isn't this the whole point
not as hot as that cuda brother
maaaate the sound is clearly off
listening to female fronted metal won't make women have sex with you cucks. Just face it, women suck and ruin everything they're involved with. You sound like the kind of fags who listen to asmr videos of some girl whispering into your ear because you like soothing soft voices. Sad!
shut the fuck up and enjoy the ass you fucking incel
implying female singing hasn't been a form of male entertainment for millennias
fuck i love thick meats
have a Torino
You sound like the kind of fags who listen to asmr videos of some girl whispering into your ear because you like soothing soft voices. Sad!
Dumbass, the songs I linked are chicks singing with harsh vocals.
GTFO, Trumpcuck cocksucker.
what a faggot
can you imagine being so beta and sex deprived that you listen to a band with female vocals because the singer has a nice ass? when do you ever even see the ass? definitely not when you're listening to music. If you're that horny you should watch porn, not shitty metal that relies on a female vocalist to attract soyboy and cuck fans.
She is ugly anyway and the music sucks
i learnt about this band like 5 minutes ago nigger i dont even like sympho shit
ex libris' Medea and Xandria's sacrificium are really good albums desu
found the triggered liberal snowflake
Liking female vocals is keyword for "i love hillary" HAHAHA
i'd sacrificum inside her if you catch my drift.........
listening to power metal will make men have sex with you though
I ain't triggered. I'm just calling you out on your sorry ass attempt at baiting and trolling.
Your fake and gay shit didn't fool me, fuckhead.
He can't use trumpspeak to improve his banter
he's a jewish puppet
tfw no young jo bench gf
the size of the mouth on the right is fucking terrifying
looking at her mouth
dude im going to look at the places i want to put my dick
also you cant fucking miss that thng
I never liked Trump, thankfully.
Never got the appeal of The Apprentice and I thought the whole "Battle of the Millionaires" feud was fucking stupid.
IIRC, I was rooting for Vince McMahon to win at that Wrestlemania.
if ur doing that then big mouth is no reason to complain
unless of course..
he watches wrestling
give me more hipster metal with female vocals
Doro slays the nu-male
Don't really watch Wrestling all that much these days anyway.
Dude... something's going on! She's probably reading reading Satanic Bible with fucking grown by now.
*badum dadum durnurnurnurrrnt*
Tell that to the annoying ass /pol/tard pathetically trying to rile this thread up.
mamasita dame leche por favor
THE NUCLEAR DRUMS WILL CRUSH YOUR BRAIN
*riffs in your direction*
what do you do?
and lays the trve male
Anyhow, back to some prime Speckmann Metal
fags are fighting because "muh drumpf","muh hillary"
MONARCHO-FASCISM IS THE WAY
god damn, now i have to jerk off
ONLY DEMO IS REAL
didn't you know BT were punks?
No one gives a fuck about Hillary except Trumpcucks, ironically.
those american noses
women should be sucking dick, not singing a bunch of shitty metal
this is huh!…
From last year
DIE BY THE SIGN OF THE KEY
AAARGHHHHHH GENERAL URIBURU
I saw them live this summer at a fest. Knew them by name and thought it's gonna be some bullshit speed metal with unbearable shrieking female vocals (before them was Evil Invaders and SDI, didn't really care for either of them). Holy fucking shit I was wrong. It was fucking awesome. Listened to them at home, don't really like it. Will see them live whenever I'll have the chance though.
HAHAHAHAHHAAH extremecuck metal is so funny
severe reddit spacing
No wonder you enjoy female fronted bands. They're shit period.
Any records similiar to play folkore and bergtatt?
only retards sperg out over "reddit spacing".
tfw no Falklands island metal
What's some great symphonic metal? Stuff like Haggard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE4BZSPa-A8
No gothic please, I don't like aria-esque jerking off
Someone post the pic with caller of storms getting ready to punch evul nazis
You, obviously, since you haven't stopped responding.
female fronted bands suck
hah. is that how you win an argument? Keep changing the goal posts to make yourself look like the winner?
...seriously, you fuckers suck ass at trolling. I just want to talk about metal.
is the spurdo buttmetal appreciator here?
SHE WILL SEE
HIS EVIL PEEPEE
actua serious post
Any more black/death metal bands use noise elements or is it just Tetragrammacide, Nyogthaeblisz and that Russian/Indian band with the even fucking more ridiculous name?
I'm not the dude you were arguing with.
you really think you won the argument?
you guys are just trolling!
yeah dude, never good
haha yeah girls are gay am i right guys
sortilegia are the best raw bm band in fucking forever as well
Bishkek (early), Leipzig, Germany (later)
Robb, what the fuck were you thinking?
will check them out
Have you not heard any after Unto The Locust?
He's gone full retard
Bloodstone & Diamonds was okay, but I only really like Burn My Eyes and The More Things Change, to be honest.
Not surprising in the least.
Bloodstone & Diamonds was okay
I found it very lackluster, but it was pretty fine.
I was hoping after The Blackening they'd keep making really solid shit. But nah.
if you tell /metal/ that a genre sucks, they'll post good albums from that genre
raw medieval bm sucks
I always thought The Blackening was kinda overrated.
A decent album, but not the 2nd coming of And Justice for All everyone claimed it was.
Anything by Wiegedood.
but not the 2nd coming of And Justice for All everyone claimed it was.
well yeah i'd agree that isn't true. I suppose most of my surprise came from it being by a band I considered really mediocre suddenly producing something I'd consider pretty excellent.
It wasn't a masterpiece or anything, but a nice mix of fun shit and varied songwriting.
A very good assessment of the album, if you ask me.
monthly reminder to blast the best melomeme album ever made
Meh. When the novelty of female br00tal vocals wears off, it does so rather quickly, you realise that men will always be better.
idk man, madison from cloud rat is still my favourite grind vocalist
I'll get on it when this album finishes, thanks Niilo.
What happened? The cookie monster vocals throughout, the blastbeats, the lack of harmony/melody, skinny & pale/obese middle-class white kids are prevalent in a once proud genre. Notice me making criticisms with little or no depth? Sure, but the point remains:
No one else cringes listening to Black Metal? The image, the lack of distinction. Y'know, I actually enjoy Bathory, Possessed... Along with the 'usuals;' Burzum, Darkthrone, etc, but you must understand, in a genre set on being evil, brutal and whatnot... One may cringe, where the 'evil' vocals sound as such to you, the ethos of the whole genre is not 'The Metal' as much as you'd like to think so.
80's Thrash was the last incarnation of legit badass, brutal, evil... All those words you love using describing the latest 'The Metal' apply to Thrash... A genre which has been polluted, i'm not about to defend the redundant shit that has been released the last few years.
Anyways, here, some *ahem* tr00 Metal:
Notice the aura, the legit badass performance, genuine humble guys who don't need to hide behind 'evil' vocals and facepaint, and can revamp their studio songs live.
Oh, Death metal gets it, but the genre produces only a select few gems, with a lot being kiddie Metal. Black metal has atmosphere, I enjoy a select few, but my criticisms are valid.
tl;dr: God forbid I wish to not cringe listening to 'The Metal.' Most 'core' punk influenced bands with an emphasis on 'crust' produce legit Metal, Gorgoroth do not.
Why listen to meloshit, when you can enjoy pic related?
violent headache and dxixe son
Because once you wrap up with high school you tend to grow out of black metal and start developing appreciation for actual songwriting.
Memeside journey is okay but you can only enjoy black metal for so long.
that isnt bm though..............
Decide my workout album
is this pasta?
Good choice. Hitting PR for sure
who da broad
death metal & black metal are shit
Idk man, I couldn't care less for the performers gender. If it sounds good I'll like it.
t. homo in denial glamfag
/thread your own post
Has anyone heard this? It's got some great tracks like Save Me and the writing is generally solid. The problem is the muddy production and sometimes the cinematic scores drag it down, like on Eight Moons with the nonsense spoken word after the fucking brilliant chorus. I hate how bad the mixing and mastering is on this album because the songs and especially the singing all stand out as heavily underrated
le bearded man with mouth open
What does /metal/ think of the corset metal genre?
we just went over this. its ok if they have a fat ass.
You're gonna have to back up that claim with evidence
I really really like the gathering, edenbridge and the third and the mortal. Other than that there's some good albums here and there, but a lot of trash.
post female OOGHS
she's not even that hot and she can't sing, she just has big tits. Charlotte Wessles would be much hotter than herwithout the fucking nose ring.
DVG is the elite choice
Does she? I don't know who that is but they don't seem big in that pic. Awesome body and face though
Charlotte Whatsherface looks like a tranny
I want to make a female say ÖOGH
DVG>Sharon den adel>Cristina scabbia>AVG>rest
literally the only reason epica ever sold any albums
bondage/corruption imagery music video
really stimulates the ol benis
It's a shitty meme genre I can't quit
Also, this is out
Spurdo edit of the album cover when? There's a good benis joke
she'll go to shit once she hits 35 like Liv Kristine
cleavage looks bigger when the tits are getting pushed to fuck
You don't say
paying attention to cheesy pop metal just because it’s sung by a girl
like who even cares if she’s hot? just watch some porn ffs
This fag is one step from being a glamposter
point is, she's not hot
What's pop metal? I thought that died in the early 2000s
PÖST D-BEAT RÖCK'N'RÖLL
some of it is actually good, just the vast vast majority is shit. The Gathering, third and the mortal, after forever, first four lacuna coil albums, entire edenbridge discography, first three leaves eyes album, first three theatre of tragedy albums, first two delain albums are nice, 2nd ex libris album, some of the nightwish ones, unironically every within temptation album, sacrificium by xandria. Epica and Amaranthe are pure shit though. And the Devy albums with anneke are fucking awesome.
what was that jap d-beat trad band?
name was something like quest object protect or some shit
Naturally big titties don't really look like that in anyway. Only bolt-ons look like that.
im gonna cum
simone’s thighs>simone’s tits
I fail to see the relevance. Her tits are being shoved up by the corset and tight vest, which means they do look like that in that outfit
yeahj keep calling me names mommy
WHAT ABOUT WHOLE CORSET BAND
How do we deal with the mommy fetish in the metal community?
i want to groupie for this band
Where's all the trannies in metal?
trannies aren’t good enough for metal only for shitty punk
how do I into blast beats?
listen to Altars of Madness until you like it
Bang the drums fast, dumbass
OF THE WICKED
there's Raine von Kiszka, but she's too busy making 2nd rate Cramps style Psychobilly bullshit these days.
That and constantly making dubious repressings of demos from her time in Brutality.
I fuckin' love Carnivore.
IS THIS THE SECOND COMING
OR THE FOURTH REICH
Hell yeah. Normally I can't into crossover but Carnivore is fucking awesome
Nothing wrong with being a faggot.
will you get banned if you post goregrind album covers?
HIS MOTHER A NUN RAPED BY A NAZI IN THE SECOND GREAT WOAAAAAHHH
Yes, because soymods.
only death/thrash and the total-primitive-swedetopsy-punk-holocaust kinds are good
What is the Jethro Tull of metal?
*blocks your path*
Death/thrash best genre. Got any obscure recs?
I've heard everything on the chart and plenty in between, like Overthrow, Voor, and Assorted Heap.
listen to metal
Jethro Tull is metal
this never happens
I've heard everything on the chart
Not sure what counts as obscure for you, but Deathchain.
essential modern thrash
includes worst Toxic Holocaust album
no Gama Bomb
no Municipal Waste
Who made that?
Why are death/thrash and black/thrash so great but death metal and black metal are shit?
Recommend me albums where
Clean/Rough vocals (no cookie monster shit)
Does't sound like Dave Mustaine
Has interesting/catchy riffs
Gets straight to the point instead of having 7 fancy solos thrown around in each song
no cookie monster shit
every Motörhead album
me on the left
no Municipal Waste
huh you're right
anyway I guess this chart is old as fuck anyway
This is good but not death/thrash. Will listen anyway, thanks man.
I knew of this band but never looked into them. This is great, thanks user.
shitty nu-male band anyway
Heard the new Vampire? Excellent songwriting. Old Funeral as well, specifically Abduction of Limbs demo
They're not shit, but the jerk over them does get annoying
How are they nu-male?
some would argue that pic related is more rock, but it can pass a metal depending on how you see it. Kind of sounds like Proto-Metal/Trad Metal
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Pizza thrash is like nu-metal, it's not nu-male, it's just shit
So you're a retard, I get it now.
This is too much.
cringe-kek, although I kinda did supect they're far left like most cross-soy-ver is anyway
isnt that from morbid angel ??? chapel song right?
how did you know
Give 'em mommies.
you'll get banned faggot