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cara

lads he literally makes them cum in seconds wtf

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breakfast is served

This was in the paper the other day.

Modern Britain.

what happened to that spazz? did he finally kill himself

chester bennington possessed me in my sleep

he told me the beatles were shit

literally just giving her tits a squeeze the absolute madman

this escalated quickly haha

I just received a video game from the UK

no egg

youtube.com/watch?v=PJciYtAiXik so called 'choon'

jesus christ
give it back

west berkshire

business idea: cut the flappy bit off your willy

how exactly is this fetish any worse than the others? say feet or lingerie? never understood the bizarre denigration of cuckolds, it's just another sexual gimmick

what was it

Love it when you're wired and your eyes start shaking about in your skull and you can't focus on anything

hello every 90s movie

so is he a legit massager or doing it for the lulz?

got the last word in

bit grim wheres the egg?

>he thinks her 'ah!' 10 seconsd in is an orgasm

Virgin

rorke on pooicide watch lmao

what u on pal

I don't eat egg. If you've got a problem with that then I'm happy to swing it out

do NOT want to know this feel x

he lives with me and cara now

rasheed

caught a few yanks in my web on Sup Forums lads
can hear them seething

>just work harder
>you're just out for yourself!
>YOU WANT A DICTATORSHIP

mad to know that people who say the first bit usually think the second bit

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Nothing right now, just thinking about md

she got BTFO for those mongy comments about the black country flag

wont eat red meat anymore
only chicken n seafood now

egg

t. buttblasted racist twat

>mongy comments about the black country flag
Link?

still being a virgin at 29 has caused severe mentally damage

can't be a 'sheed
sausages and stuff

...

poo poo in the loo loo
wee wee in the sea sea
cum cum in the bum bum
snot snot in the pot pot
blood blood in the _____ _____

What business is it of the government if 2 people form a private contract? What if we want freedom and the government to keep its nose out of our affairs?

right lads let's all just get a train to a random small town and get belted
let's say Peterborough? meet you lads at the train station at 3pm

why would you not eat eggs?

egg

About to be an apprentice wizard myself soon.

probably fell for the "eggs are unhealthy" meme

mate just go to a prozzie at this point

Ah yes. What's the difference between getting another man to fuck your wife and some harmless fetishes. It's not like the obvious progression of this particular fetish is complete loss of respect and ending up raising another man's child

egg

comfy eggs
Fried and posh poached

can't lad, i'm meeting a young girl at norwich train station then

imagine actually being on benefits and complaining about the quality of the free shit you get, utterly grim

unhealthy

It's less about sex and more about validation from a woman.

ever thought about turning yourself gay to see what it feels like?

>t. buttblasted racist twat

>I don't eat egg

literally invented eggposting

>what business is it of the government
not much, as long as laws aren't being broken
it's the other people that are affected by your contract that matter, and the governments there to protect them :)

'sheed

youtube.com/watch?v=3bR0yYf_FHw french rap battle in da basement

dont put all your eggs in one basket lads

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>What if we want freedom and the government to keep its nose out of our affairs?
If you don't like it, leave.

might make a salmon and broccoli frittata

Ancient

just try and stop me you snivelling little toad

This. The whole Grenfell Tower thing was in a building owned and maintained by the council, and yet it's somehow a failure of capitalism?

The building was full of illegals and dole scum who wouldn't buy and do up their own place, and yet it's somehow everyone else's fault.

Alright lads this egg posting thing is going to be big so let's decide what direction we want this to go in. Is this a subtle gimmick?

>it's a new one

>why yes, I DO get paid to shill for the egg industry

Quite mad to think a load of women you talk to in life have toys at home they blast their fanny with desu

wog

might make a salmonella and broccoli frittata

not a racist, just proud of the industrial heritage in the west midlands, simple as
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>wouldn't buy and do up their own place
haha yeah fucking scum can't even muster a 100k inheritance
leeches

too scared

>Big cholesterol lobbying /brit/ again

sweaty
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>forced memes
fuck off

>yank buggering up the gimmick
hmm yes very surprising

the fuck is this haha

>meeting a young girl at norwich train station
me too pal

Mmm... black boy body.

nnce

>not much, as long as laws aren't being broken

But government's the one making those laws.

>it's the other people that are affected by your contract that matter, and the governments there to protect them :)

Sure. If I have a contract with a hitman to kill someone, government can protect them. But if I agree to work for £5 an hour, how is it anyone else's business? I may not have the skills to compete at a national minimum wage or I may just be trying to get my foot in the door.

any of you ever appear on stinson hunter?

ive been going to an italian cafe every Saturday for 7 years

and every time I go I order 1 pot of tea and 2 bowls of plain penne pasta, which I garnish with ketchup

Your thoughts?

to be honest, I went to a prozzie in germany 2 years ago (i wasnt a virgin just wanted to try the experience and they have whorehouses there so its easier) and i was a bit stressed too. like meeting directly with a naked woman in a bedroom is weird at first but once you're in and naked you just dont care about it anymore

rubbish post and I reckon your willy is rubbish too

egg

it won't even make it to the next thread lad

God Almighty Dougal!

Could have been in my mum and dads having a full English made by my dad but instead I'm stuck in the gf's alone while she's carpet shopping

How was bjork so fucking cute???

his willy isn't big enough to be black

The statists could leave and go live in North Korea instead.