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some great trad shit for you lads
post awesome female metal to stick it to the virgin sexists
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COME FORTH DEMONIZED
UNDER THE BANNER OF BLASHYRKH WE RIDE
>tfw reading last thread
Here's some pipin' hot /meal/ to cheer you lads up:
WAR METAL OR DIE
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Thread numalized; abort thread
metal is garbage
Time to kill soyboys
UP THE IRONS!
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i like robots
Maiden is the soyest of bands, most inoffensive shit ever.
Please reconsider, suicide is never the answer
what's nu-male about trad/speed metal?
she's so pure lads
what isn't?
A few days ago there were some tourist contrarians hating on immortal and I couldn't believe /metal/ had fallen so far
Bruce is my hero
My wife's son and I are really into the Maiden. UP THE IRONS!!
there is not a single good German metal band, how can such a large population produce absolutely 0 good music ?
Listen to Nocturnus, too.
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name a single metal band that isn't soy nu male music
>implying soymortal isn't nu-male shit
Its listeners
A tourist can't be a contrarian. It was probably soyboys fearing the grim and frostbitten masculinity that emanates from Abbath's sweaty armpits
samefag
the only acceptable choices for female metal are doro or tarja
AC/DC
My favourite band
They literally wear makeup you cuck
Then why are you here? JFC to be this fucking stupid.
they both suck dicks, Tarja is an objectively good singer but Nightwish is trash and her solo career is even worse, Doro is just a marketing front that never produced good music and is devoid of talent.
Where's your soygod now
Soy chuck sneed
>they both suck dicks
No shit
Up next, let's complain about male musicians fucking their groupies
Iron Maiden is one of the truest metal bands ever, thanks to Iron Maiden we have glorious Power Metal
Atheists and satanists should fucking die already.
We can't even have a decent metal discussion without pre-teen soy shit discussion. If you don't want to discuss metal, go fuck off.
>what are timestamps herfderf
>thanks to Iron Maiden we have glorious Power Metal
As cuck as it gets
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is myrkur autistic?
I fucking love atmoblack but I'll never understand this urge people have to immediately pair it with pop
Amalie is for raep
Excellenet addition to the thread, butthurt numale
She's from Iceland, of course she is
Fuck off
>If I complain and give them more attention they'll go away
*kills numale*
*kills elitist*
*kills tourist*
I meant figuratively in the sense that they are non-artists, actually, wherever they are a black hole of non metal and pussy sweat is formed sucking in all talent and musicianship
no she's just a pop singer turned marketing fad because thirsty soytards would call any "extreme" band fronted by a female the second coming, see Nightwish, Halestorm, Epica or Arch enemy
>She's from Iceland
Sorry, meant Denmark. Still, danes are 100% autistic
HAIL SATAN
Go fuck your face cunt. It's basement losers like you that need to fuck off. Jesus, you are a fucking waste of space.
>he can't handle glorious power metal
what a faggot
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>danes are 100% autistic
can confirm
HELL HOUND
HOT LEATHER ON YOUR LEGS
THAT SMOKIN POWDER KEG YOURE RIDING ON IS HELL BOUND
but those soyfags are mad at her.
You heard this bro? Female fronted.
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post black metal where the lyrics are taken from nature poems about autumn
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I bet IRL you are a lonely person who knows they are going nowhere in life and never will.
Here, choke on it
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>generic galloping Iron Maiden shit
>awful vocals without personality
>have a song that’s literally an ode to capitalism and money
soy males fear the WASP
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If it helps you deal with your limp, impotent existence, sure.
good band
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Oh, and the meme comeback. Touch a nerve, did I?
Are there any female metal vocalists you enjoy? Babymetal perhaps?
>projecting this hard
Are YOU going somewhere in life, other than the grave? Thought so. Post grave-core or fuck off.
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Thanks
>projecting this hard
>prototypical meme response when you have nothing else
I have already gone somewhere in life.
>babymetal
>female "fronted" """"""metal"""""
you = pussy virgin
dimmu borgir = slays virgin pussy
*blocks your path*
>"""""""dimmu""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""borgir""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
BURST
*clock strikes midnight twelve*
MASTURBATE TO KILL MYSELF
BLASPHEMER
COMMAND
>I like Batlord, Celtic Frost, Darkthrone, Immortal, Marduk, Venom, etc.
wow that sure narrows it down
AAAHHM BLIND IN TEXAAAAAAAAS
TIL
TILL WUUUUAAAAAAARGH
shit thread
>black metal band from the 90's turned into a dreampop/synthwave/post black/electro/jazz fusion/rock'n roll band
why does this keep happening
>look up reviews for leprosy on ma for shits n giggles
>people are complaining about the drums
????????????????????
t. "true" first wave loser alcoholic who will never play with the Norwegian broadcasting orchestra at the Spectrum
not a single metal band that played with an orchestra ever pulled it out but Metallica, Dimmu and Satyricon are on the podium of pathetic attempts
if you "used to be" black metal, you never were in the first place
Metallica's orchestral performance is absolutely shitty compared to Chadburger's
>this shit is absolutely shitty compared to this chadshit
what went so wrong ?
Nothing
it's in the title of the album
Essential Nunslaughter records?
none, they suck
>mfw i see literal embodiement of jimmy nu-male at local metal festival with his brand new Leprosy vinyl LP reissue by Relapse(tm) Records
The third song plus worse vocals than on hearts toward none
Would a reissue by Season of Myst be more acceptable to your fine palate ?
DEATHCRUSH
DEATHCRUSH
DEATHCRUSH
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>ulver wasn't black metal
Have you ever heard Nattens Madrigal you poseur