>New father
>Baby is crying
>Need to sing it to sleep
What song do you sing Sup Forums?
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"GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP"
lady gaga
*hums earthmover*
take it for a ride in the car around the block.
Californic by The Red Hot Chili Willies
the ole' Let-mom-get-it, Light-snoring Blues
straight outta compton
Mother - Pink Floyd
I'll catch you
down with the sickness
actually my infant daughter seems to love deep house.
also single ladies by beyonce.
she has always liked things with an obvious beat.
the song by Phil Collins "In the Air of the Night" about that guy who could've saved that other guy from drownin' but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
Probably this
Pic related yo
Don't you know that high amounts of soy is bad for babies?
baby got back, duh
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Raping a slave by swans
D. Rose
graduation - kero kero bonito
PINK LITTLE LAAAAAAAAAAMB
PM GRANITE SLAAAAAAAAAB
BLACK CHASM CREEEEPIIING
FOREVER LEEEEEAAKIIING
OH UNIVERRRRRRSSSE
SWITCHHHHHHBLADESSSSSSSSSS
COCAINNNNNNNNNNNN
GOTH BOY CLICK MAKE THAT HOE SHAKEEEEEEEEE
haha holy fucking shit. Sharkboy
SHE DOESN'T KNOW
tront's got this
BIG REPUTATION
BIG REPUTATION
OOH U AND ME
WE GOT BIG REPUTATIONS
I always sing 'Forging Towards the Sunset' by Anaal Nathrakh
Korn-Freak On a Leash
GET SO FUCKIN' DARK IN HERE
COME COME, FUCK APART IN HERE
IIIIIIIIII DIE IN THE PROCESS
YOUUUUUUUUUUU DIE IN THE PROCESS
KETTLE DRUM ROLL HARD SHIT
FUCKER, I SAID, FUCKER DON'T START SHIT
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Don't try to sing unless you actually can sing, it'll program your kid to hate you
My Dad sang Blackbird to my brother before he went to sleep and now he's a homeless heroin addict with a bald spot.
King of Carrot Flowers Pt. 1. As long as you sing it softly, it's a pretty soothing song, sound-wise. And babies are too young to understand sex so you don't have to worry about the lyrics being a bad influence.
Darkthrone - Transilvanian Hunger
ha i got it. its the deeath gripss!
I always used to sing Syd Barrett's "Terrapin" to my son. It's sweet and simple and it talks about animals.
And you don't even need to know all the lyrics.
I think that would have more of a negative emotional impact on the parent than the child.
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
Sometimes you just gotta let it cry itself to sleep
That's what my aunt told me anyways
OPEN UP YA
asleep - The smiths
Hush by jellyfish is really good for this
Dwarves- Dairy Queen
What went wronger?
If you actually want advice, OP, put on ambient music and do a low chest hum on a note consonant with the music. The baby will feel it and be comforted
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Lullaby version of 1979 by The Smashing Pumpkins
Billy Joel's "Lullabye (Goodnight, My Angel)" is the only correct answer
the chorus from man in the box as loud as i can into that weak pussies ear drums.
GENDERFUCK
ONETWOTHREEFOUR
AAAAAAABWBABABABFHUDAJNEHALAKDNMFMCMKDKDHDJSSSSDSSJDKDNDBAKK
CAN I SUGGEST YOU
GET FUCKED
WHILE YOU LIE ABOUT CHILD-MOLESTING GROPES
AND PARKBENCH FLASHERS AND PERVERT CREEPS
AND ANAL VIRGINITY AND POLAROID SNAPS
AND VERBAL ABUSE AND BATHROOM RAPES
I DON'T KNOW HOW WELL YOU CAN
REMEMBER YOUR OWN POINTLESS GLUE-SNIFFING ADOLESCENCE