Ask a half Asian half Russian who's living in Israel anything

Ask a half Asian half Russian who's living in Israel anything.

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Ayy

What's it like being half asian half Russian living in Israel?
What's your favourite type of bread?

wait i reversed the image source. is this actually you?

if so you're quite alright looking. maybe 6-7/10 and would hook up with. whats your mix btw?

I'm culturally Russian but my eyes are a bit Asian-y, I eat any bread there is

Yeah that's me.

As I said, half Russian half Asian, lel

How many diagnosed mental illnesses do you have?

Diagnosed? None.
Not diagnosed? Plenty.

>wakes up in 6:00
>posts on int
ok :)

is your bathroom light on

what can you tell us about your daily life in Israel?

What's your price for one hour?

are you jewish? if so, why????

Are you Kazahk?

Is your pubic hair more curly or straight(yes this is a question related to your ethnic background and thus relevant)?

>asian
>ethnicity

what.

anyways, how's life? what are you up to? why seek company on /soc/ and Sup Forums?

I'm doing a night shift


I'm not home so I can't tell


What do you want to know?


I'm not actually Jewish

Probably Kazakh. Kazakh impregnate Russian women left and right.

>Diagnosed? None.
a normal person on Sup Forums? whoa
>Not diagnosed? Plenty.
i should've expected that.

Nope


Feck off

Boring mostly, I'm not as depressed as I used to be, somehow I've fixed myself, don't have anyone to genuinely talk to so I'm here.

why are you living in Israel? How much time do you want to stay there?

>Feck off
Curly then, hah. I can see it from your eyebrows.

Are u circunsized?

what's your actual mix, beside "asian"?

how'd you immigrate to israel as a non-jew? how do you like living in israel in general?

My dad is a Japanese who somehow found himself in the USSR for work, my mom is a Russian native, things started going to hell during the 90s and somehow they managed to get to Israel through some ancient unconfirmed Jewish relations.

I hate it here but I have no way to move anywhere.

you are an uzbeki jew or from ukrainia

First two questions are answered, the last one: I don't.

what kind of job do you have? or do you go to school?

does everyone there self-segregate based on religion or what? what religion are you anyway?

Ok, now post tits or GTFO, suka.

Where is your jewish lizard nest?

Or is that too personal a question?

:P

I'm in the military, as for the next question, I'm kind of an outcast, culturally and mentally, I'd say I'm a Christian but I don't really have any religion.

hmm most half-jews/secular russian jews i've met here didn't like living in israel imo and just moved here.

why not move to japan imo? this girl apparently was able to because she had a japanese parent imo.

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אה טוב

ti isish muzha?

do you like chakchouka?

Heт


Not at all

Timestamp and tits, now.

Culturally speaking is Israel much different than Russia?
What is the thing that u hate more in Israel?

Yeah it is, but plenty of Russians even though they're backstabby as fuck.

First thing would be cost of living.

Does your mother have some Volga German ancestry? You could do the same trick a second time in order to get a German/EU passport and get out of there.

Nope, nothing, I'm pretty much stuck here.

not if i impregnate you with superior burger semen

Yeah k

For how long have you been posting here?

I had a teacher that was from the USSR and had to go to Israel too. Idk how but he ended up in Brazil.

Do you support the existence of Palestine?

I've been on Sup Forums for years now but I've quit lately, I'm kind of back now.
Never posted on Sup Forums before but I've been lurking for a bit.

Many Eastern Euro Jews like Ezra Miller, Joseph Levitt Gordon pass as half Asian. Do people think you are normally Ashkenazi?

...

What's this """""Palestine""""" you're talking about?

he followed the bunda trail. thats where most of us are headed. so just keep that ass tight, aite?

Yeah I'm taken as an Ashkenazi usually

I don't think so. He lives almost in other dimension he doesn't even have family here.

What is dating like in Schlomo land?

I usually pay just one Shekel for these.

Wouldn't you ever want to move to Socal/LA? Plenty of Russians, Japanese and hapas. There is no better place to call home.

Can't you just travel to Russia after the military service?

Noice
How?
Also, SoCal/LA? eeew no thank you, but still, how?

>the goyim know
shut it down!

There's some personal family shit there so that's not an option

Basically all hapas want to move down there because they feel most comfortable there with other hapas who haven't been treated like shit by other people. despite hollywood/beverly hills it's surprisingly chill, people have little judgment

What's your role in the military? Are you ever afraid of getting stabbed?

also is it true morrocans and russian-speakers hate each other in israel?

hapas aren't really treated like shit everywhere though you autist.

she can also pass for a random eastern/southern european imo in most places here.

>personal family shit
so you owe the family money and now the czechenian mafia is out for you?

g'luck with that

israel proxy stfu

Ideal dick size?

Might be pedojew back in the land of his ancestors too

>What's your role in the military?
Without going into much detail it's pretty much sit and do nothing all day.
>Are you ever afraid of getting stabbed?
Yeah you can't know when that'll happen
>also is it true morrocans and russian-speakers hate each other in israel?
Yeah

לול מה אכפת לי ממך

I'm not entertained by meemlords such as yourself.

Are Israeli people ugly? How do they look in comparison to the russians?

proxy who pretend to be israeli???

pathetic

Why do you refuse to disclose which type of Asian you are? Perhaps you are Chinese, Indonesian or Filipino?

Do you have something to hide?

k. what's your plans after military? long term plans?

why not find a guy similar to you and start a relationship? jews have a lot of quirky people/personalities i'm sure there's someone who's your type.

she already said she's half jap you dumbshit

be the girl in the photo
be my live-in gf in Paris.
please
thanks

fuck are you jewish?
naw forget it, don't want my children to be mutilated.

>he scrutinizes the thread before posting
jej

There are millions of types so that's kind of hard to answer.

Tov

I've already said my dad is Japanese

1. I have no plans, I just want to stay with my parents for as long as possible while working at whatever and playing vidya all day long. (Basically I'm an anti-normie autist)
2. I'm never getting anywhere close to guys or relationships. (anxiety, prior experience, general /r9k/ traits and such.)

>he's posting in a questions thread without prior reading

I feel ashamed for you

>(Basically I'm an anti-normie autist
Holy Christ, this is really happneing!

Will you blow me?

1) are you jewish?
2) are you the girl in the pic?
3) Please stay calm. Everything will be awwight.

ever sucked 2 dicks at the same time?

>Yeah that's me.
beautiful !

do you believe in the jewish question

>half russian half japanese

my dick couldn't be harder

1. Nope
2. Yes
3. The thread is actually pretty comfy, I remembered Sup Forums differently.

kill yourself proxy

>Sup Forums claims to be normie
>it's filled with thirsty betas falling for some fat hairy greasy Jew's bait

Timestamp with tits or GTFO

Why not Western Europe?

Oh, shit. It's le Russian Pedoew, I've been baited.

>Sup Forums claims to be normie
Someone claimed this and you believed them?

okay i'll just tell you right now as a guy who

a) dates normie girls and generally good-looking
b) have some strange "r9k" type traits

that you can pull off a fuckton of guys since you aren't ugly. if you get more fit which is an introverted hobby generally (half the gym are basically autists) you will have a bigger pool to choose from and will help your self-esteem too.

guys rarely if ever care about personality imo and even then personality flaws unless you are borderline-histrionic don't factor in much. nobody judges awkward girls, but they judge awkward guys imo.

Today, possible female subject talked to me.

You didn't get me.
I'm not looking for any guys or anything, I don't WANT any relationships or anything of the sort.

okay I see, I'll just point out putting yourself into a bubble won't make you any happier imo and certainly you shouldn't do that based on past cases.

you certainly sound like someone who needed a self-esteem boost and i want to give you that, but if you don't need it then don't heed it.

post your face faggot

I always want some nice internet conversations, otherwise I don't think I'd be here, lel

That's just sad. It's not hard to talk to verified females on the internet. OP is fake.

wew that yamato gene runs strong in the blood