Wtf is this shit

wtf is this shit

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en epic new meme

lads....she made it!

lmao

some corporate pitchfork bullshit please leave it alone

How much did her dad pay for this?

her head is at the same angle in every pic

>I could be a pretty girl

this but unironically. I hate this new wave of meme corporate indie acts, they need to fuck off already

I hate this fucking vaporwavy ass bullshit that all these fucking kids are on. It all fucking feels the exact same.

>Around this time, MTV noticed one of her covers and invited her to record a generic pop song to be used as background music for their shows. Nothing came of it—the track is still locked away in the network’s archives—but the experience introduced her to a real studio space and made the life of a musician seem like more than just a distant fantasy.

Looks like the first attempt to plant her in the industry failed

Looks like Helga

Its kinda hot

>tfw high school kids 25 years from now will be talking about Clairo and Gus the same way we nostalgically talk about Curve and Chapterhouse

talk about who and who like we talked about who and who?

just fucking kill me

>Curve and Chapterhouse
are we suppose to know who these are....?

lol you're right

Nice try Clairo go shill your crap somewhere else

Mediocre industry plant shoegaze bands that got minor success in the wake of MBV and Ride and are now regarded as sub-RYM-core

CLAIRO

youtube.com/watch?v=cqaMtVwWyh0

EXPOSED

Holy shit I forgot about chapterhouse completely, probably for the best

clairo is a lying fucking two-faced leech. this is disgusting

>teenage awkwardness
can we have teenage stoicness pls

Fuck Pitchfork. Why are they still relevant?

Why does she look so hot in the Pretty Girl video compared to everything else? It's like 2 different persons.

I know a guy who knew her in highschool. Apparently her dad had some connections

>Why does she look so hot in the Pretty Girl video compared to everything else?
She was always really average looking. It was her cute demeanor that was attractive.

see

knew it

It failed because she can't sing, or do anything

More like the the forgotten indie detritus of the 2000s (no one talks about or remembers them)

i wish my dad could make me famous

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!

if her cover of the alex g song gets bigger than the actual alex g song it's gonna make me really sad and frustrated

>It was her cute demeanor that was attractive.
"Cuteness" is disgusting.

>tfw ywn blow a load on her 17 year old tits
why even live?

my soul is now tainted for knowing who this is

You no taste nigger, both Curve and Chapterhouse were great.

You gonna talk shit about Pale Saints too? I’ll fucking fight you.

Is this some sort of pedobait?

have you heard the new clairo tape

fuck off, Chapterhouse was legit

lil peep was in one of these last year before he died

are you saying we might have something to look forwards to?

I dont know what any of these things are

>hot
disrespectful to actual hot ppl desusenpai
she was cute at most, also its the lighting + angles

what r ur thoughts on Bladee ??

called it

Whore
Using her sexuality to sell herself, if only her dad knew he was shilling his daughter's pussy to a bunch of creepy beta orbiters
Fucking disgusting

Found a picture of you

This is kinda upsetting, this type of stuff only makes sense in the movie industry where actresses sometimes are picked just because of their good looks and then are taught properly how to act.
It's much more difficult to create a singer just from looks, her live shows are gonna suck even more than her "homemade" music already does, singing is much more difficult to learn than acting.

so this is the power of having rich parents

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Aye shout out my nigga kevin doan hittin them moves on stage

>mfw i have never heard a note

Mutt and androgynous face, does it get more American than this?

wew

time for this shit to die

How low can Pitchfork go?

youtube.com/watch?v=OoaAMY5EEBI

>unironically browsing through Pitchfork

This snuffuluphugus looking mf is just so wrong about everything, he should consider getting a clue before shitting half baked thoughts all over YouTube.

Why is everyone itt so down on Chapterhouse :(

Wow, she's fucking awful live.

has anyone actually met a person who unironically likes this kind of music? What on earth do they see in it? I mean I really want to know if they have any legit points. I really want to know WHY

I want to murder this human being

why are you trying so hard to turn curve into a meme

You're confusing Curve with Garbage.

>corporate marketing pawn gains exposure via pseudo music publicist website.

wew didn't see that one coming

>Curve and Chapterhouse
Those were actually good though. Compared to

Honestly, worse than Burger music.

This and that boy pablo shit crossed the line for me, it's time to move on. If you're reading this and you make music please make shit that's the exact opposite of bedroom pop, we don't need any more of that shit.

CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT PITCHFORK NOW

>not appreciating the true appeals of a woman
Rope yourself, user

The two people I know IRL that like it are memeshitters. One Sup Forums and one Sup Forums, pretty sure both of them just like to jack off to it though.

>the same way we talk about industry plant shoegaze bands that had one good album and one good song respectively

Kek

They should of heard her sing first b4 putting her up there

The comments are cringey af too fanboys in straight denial

That was my point tho

Is anyone else sick to fucking death of irony?