Christmas Eve

>Christmas Eve

Why are you here?

christmas is gay (and dumb)

i'm a fucking faggot

>falling for the jew holiday meme

I have no friends or family.

I'd rather read a book or listen to music. I'm too depressed to have fun.

I'm at my parents' house watching Street Fighter 1994 on repeat with their Kodi+exodus shit. Tomorrow I'll be doing the same thing, except maybe the grindhouse playlist.

We have each other, user :)

less divisive than my senpai

To share this pic of Ariel Winter (surname makes post relevant to thread)

Christmas eve isn't for another 7 minutes faggot!

Why are you banedditor?

I'm here for you, Bane.

More like two hours east cost fag

This

Breast coast

Everybody in my family works Christmas Eve and about half of them work Christmas too.

I'm responsibility-free though until January 7th.

>mfw

Farting threads, baneposting and BLACKED threads keep me alive.

for you

because im always here you fucking fuck

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Because my wife's at work and I'm in Indonesia (not my home country)

>Because my wife's at work and I'm in Indonesia (not my home country)
And I think it's gonna be a long long time,till touch down brings me round again to find. I'm not the man they think I am at home

>December 23rd
>Christmas Eve

Thank you, Elton, listening now

I don't celebrate Christmas

>literally being stuck in the past
East Coast = BEAST COAST

wrong

>not living in California

Bah hum bug.

its 11pm on the 23rd buddy

i will go to sleep in a couple hours and go to dinner at 5pm at my families house

>this kiwi

I don't celebrate Christmas.

FUCKING CARCETTI

>not giving the gift of shitposting with your fellow anons
Poor spirit

fuck off shitsk

Why don't you uh, DAnce a little.

Make me, trailer trash.

I wish I could skip Christmas. It's just shitty presents and awkward conversations. Idk, never really felt part of my family; I basically just go because of my grandmother.

Fuck off Christfag

probably an aus fag. it will be about 6pm on the 24th over therel.

Getting fucked up watching /trek/

Tell me again why Christmas is so important? I can visit family whenever I want, I don't need a holiday to tell me when or when not I can see them.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the big guy.

My family had their Christmas party today since everyone's going to be busy the rest of the weekend. I'm just waiting to go back to uni in a couple weeks and don't have anything better to do in the meantime since all my friends are 7 hours away

WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?

Going to my Aunt's house at 9am, why am I awake?

DON'T JUST STARE AT IT, CHECK 'EM!

I don't have buds to watch Christmas movies with

Wait, in America Christmas Eve isn't the evening of the 24th?

its the 24th in Australia and a few other countries.

Because i'm fucking drunk and this board entertains me

i have no one to celebrate with

Because it's literally 13 minutes into Xmas eve. Ask me again in 12-16 hours.

I'm Jewish you racist asshole.

WE'VE GOT AN OVEN DODGER HERE

because its christmas eve

Im here for the inevitable juicy as fuck bane thread that will bring me to tears

Sup Forums is my family

Because I'm terrible at everything I do.

Suck at video games (even casual shit like halo)

Suck at science and mathematics

Suck at writing

Suck at athletics and sports

Suck at cinetagrophy

Suck at social interactions and friendships

My family hates each other, I have no more grand parents left. One of my only friends has gone to Europe for a bit.

I am empty

Christmas is not celebrated here.

>It's been 2017 years and they still haven't accepted Jesus as their savior and are instead waiting for another savior
What did the Jews mean by this?

Is it normal to not use the internet because of a holiday or something? I never understood this meme.

L O N D O N
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I'd rather banepost at 4am than be with my family

>Being a hippy AND a communist

>Suck at video games (even casual shit like halo)
What the fuck is your problem?
Put the game on easy difficulty and you are fine

>mfw I can't complete Knights of the Old republic on easy difficulty because it is so hard
I thought I was going to fight Darth Malak but now I have to kill 10 droids and I have no buddies to help me cos Bastila is a cuck and my health is low

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>not putting the plane scene on Netflix and make your family watch it
I did this the other day

Because I have no one. And this is the closest I'll ever get to any shred of happiness, or at least the idea of happiness.

I'm here for you if you're here for me, big guys.

Better than being Australian.

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can somebody pls be my gf

For you.

>timezones

I unironically prefer being on my own and shitposting than spending time with friends/family

no friends. You guys are closest I'll have to ones.

thanks faggot

to take watch my city burn

Christmas city

We all josh around here, but yes. I got your back, user

Normies have all kinds of stupid rules.

because it's 9.48 am and Carrie Fisher is dying.

Because my brothers went to Acapulco, and I don't have a girlfriend, also my few friends just want to spend their time with their family, not with a friend from work.

Because I'm jewish. Only the goyim celebrate X-mas.

mostly niggers though

What do people normally do on Xmas eve?

I did some last minute Xmas shopping and now I'm chilling at home on the internet before I fall asleep. Is that... not normal?

Being on here on New Years Eve would be weird.

Spend time with family I guess.

Killing time while smoking a brisket

wild sex parties, you weren't invited? lmao

I just got home from work

You're a mean one, mister Grinch

PFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBTTTTTTTT

im ur friend user

Shit, sounds like a plan. What episode/movie?

I thought it was christmas

I thought Sense8 was just a show!

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PPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

CHAT

Wife went downtown to a Christmas party and I have nothing better to do.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*