/motd/ - Official Match of the Day Thread

Camden Johnson
Camden Johnson

#2

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Thomas Brown
Thomas Brown

Day 1 and we already have four threads because of OP autism

god help us all

Josiah Allen
Josiah Allen

Well done, a proper new thread in only three attempts.

Josiah Evans
Josiah Evans

this is the one

Luke Hernandez
Luke Hernandez

We are NOT posting in interracial threads.

William Brown
William Brown

this is how a thread should look
nice work chap

Carter Perry
Carter Perry

this is technically the 4th thread
delet

Isaiah Myers
Isaiah Myers

yep it's this

Jacob Nguyen
Jacob Nguyen

>>77606669
(Dead)

unlucky

Joshua Gomez
Joshua Gomez

why do you keep posting this picture of nick robinson?

Hudson Roberts
Hudson Roberts

waey niggers btfo

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

state of /motd/

Isaac Wood
Isaac Wood

I've missed football but not Shearers """""analysis""""""

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

>>77606669
LMAO at you life son

Josiah Gomez
Josiah Gomez

We finally had people posting and everything is ruined by thread autism.

Angel Walker
Angel Walker

Why didn't he start today

Jason Flores
Jason Flores

>>77606669
Yeah fuck off faggot.

Nolan Hall
Nolan Hall

reposting for the bantz

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

THAT CUNT MOD BANNED ME FOR POSTING A BOG SIM PICTURE

FUCK OFF LA

John Gray
John Gray

He doesn't rate Everton

Jacob King
Jacob King

I'd blame foreigners 2bh

Logan Perry
Logan Perry

It's the kind of shit that drives people away from Sup Forums. People bitch about it being dead and then spam stupid new threads.

Jackson Myers
Jackson Myers

cheerleaders

This needs to stop

Eli Scott
Eli Scott

wrighty fucked gabby while danny murphy watched la

Christopher Walker
Christopher Walker

YORKSHIRE

Juan Ramirez
Juan Ramirez

he rates Everton

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

boys, what happened at the beginning re: Gary

I've just got in from a 35mm screening of 1993's Groundhog Day and missed the beginning

Tyler Turner
Tyler Turner

He doesn't rate Ederson

Oliver Gutierrez
Oliver Gutierrez

Isnt his pick to win the league United?

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

literally /pol/ kids ruin everything

even /brit/ is ruined for fuck sake.

hate them all.

Dominic Hill
Dominic Hill

DeBoer will be the first manager to get this sack this season. His appointment at palace is a fucking disaster. Bring in a dutch manager to manage an Alladyce team!

Jason Lee
Jason Lee

shithole

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

Wagner > Klopp

Josiah Rivera
Josiah Rivera

Are you calling this thread stupid or the cuck thread stupid?

Eli Perry
Eli Perry

Everton could realistically win the league

Jayden Ward
Jayden Ward

wait frank de boer now manages palaces?

what happened to big sam?

in fact what happened to pardiola before that?

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

based

Camden Gutierrez
Camden Gutierrez

90% of BBC's pundits agreed too

Aiden Price
Aiden Price

god ive missed you guys

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

Everton could realistically win the league

Robert Baker
Robert Baker

de gay

/sp/thread/77602218#p77606598
I now remember trips on Sup Forums actually being a thing

tfw Paul Hunter Classic soon

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

/halifax/ here

Nolan Long
Nolan Long

come back to Sup Forums for the first time in 3 years wondering how much is same
instantly see bog sim mentioned

Luis Green
Luis Green

/sp/thread/77603671#p77603671
/sp/thread/77603671#p77603671
/sp/thread/77603671#p77603671
NEW THREAD OP IS A THREAD DELETER

Aiden Brooks
Aiden Brooks

be still my dick

Jonathan Perez
Jonathan Perez

Fuck it I'm ordering a curry lads. Anyone want owt?

David Ross
David Ross

Bullet header

Jace Butler
Jace Butler

second game is Hudds vs Da Palace

why?

Charles Miller
Charles Miller

tfw didn't really follow football last season
tfw almost never come to Sup Forums now
tfw this is due to be a good season, though, so I guess I have to start paying attention again

Is Claudio Bravo a good goalie? I put him in my fantasy football team at work and my boss openly laughed in my face, even though Bravo is surely GOAT at stopping penalties.

Cooper Clark
Cooper Clark

mod deleted my thread

absolutely pathetic. his mum is clearly shacked up with a black man and he's mad

Tyler James
Tyler James

The initial thread and this one are proper threads, the other two were the stupid ones.

Luke Howard
Luke Howard

Palace need to get relegated this season, fucking sick of them. Need a few London teams to go down desu.

Leo Morris
Leo Morris

wagner out

Lincoln Johnson
Lincoln Johnson

De Boer will be gone by Christmas lads

Cameron Fisher
Cameron Fisher

If Leicester could...

Landon Sanders
Landon Sanders

Because it wasn't meant to be like this

Jeremiah Ross
Jeremiah Ross

hi ausbro

Parker Young
Parker Young

Pipe down or we'll take your sheep too.

Adrian Turner
Adrian Turner

Everton will finish 5th

Dylan Edwards
Dylan Edwards

Huddersfield vs Palace

could be a 10 goal thriller and I still wouldn't care, these diddy teams should be on last

Gavin Morales
Gavin Morales

Klopp jr

Fuck this meme stealing another meme

Blake Roberts
Blake Roberts

Does bog sim even post any more?

Carter Martinez
Carter Martinez

keema nahn pleas boss

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

some foreign manager from the continent comes in
says he's gonna play free-flowing football
10 games in
realises Crystal Palace aren't going to win anything playing free-flowing football
better kick it up to Benteke for the rest of the season
Palace fans already knew this before this new guy came in and don't flipping want free-flowing football for precisely this reason

If he's lucky he'll realise it before it's too late and Palace might not get relegated.

Angel Garcia
Angel Garcia

Never leave the alt-right in charge of making motd threads

Colton Williams
Colton Williams

Agreed. We need more midlands teams in the PL.

Samuel James
Samuel James

you can't do that anymore lad

Jaxson Jones
Jaxson Jones

Disgusting colour scheme in this game. Get a proper away kit or get relegated.

Christian White
Christian White

based

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

City are going to have it wrapped up by April

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

you can't shudder the hudder

Brody Collins
Brody Collins

7th at best

Aaron Walker
Aaron Walker

Citeh
Utd
Arsenal
Yids
Chelski
LivPool
Everton
west ham

prove me wrong

Michael Murphy
Michael Murphy

Really activates my urge to colonise desu

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

Everton could realistically win the league

Jose Bennett
Jose Bennett

'ello govna

his sargon

Xavier Sullivan
Xavier Sullivan

no hes got girlfirend now, no tim for posting on sp

Leo Nelson
Leo Nelson

Fucking awful isn't it, can barely make either team out

Jonathan Rodriguez
Jonathan Rodriguez

unfortunately true

Jaxon Russell
Jaxon Russell

Swansea defense is solid as f rn

On a serious note though, anyone else getting jungle fever after the athletics?

some of the black womyn there were absolutely beautiful

Zachary Nelson
Zachary Nelson

What porn do you watch mate?

Grayson Russell
Grayson Russell

Hmmm

David Williams
David Williams

Is that fucking Tom Ince at Huddersfield?! How many more teams will he con into believing he's anything more than a Championship player?

Mason Jenkins
Mason Jenkins

Chelsea will finish below Everton

Jaxson Price
Jaxson Price

Everton could realistically win the league

Christian Kelly
Christian Kelly

west ham

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

mfw emergency-Klopp finishes above Klopp regular

Jordan Young
Jordan Young

the nice black girls don't want fat ugly white bois like you lad. kill yourself.

Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

I hate you but yes I agree

Jason Cooper
Jason Cooper

remember when Liverpool were gonna buy him

Ian Howard
Ian Howard

Does fitizen still post here?

Jayden Martin
Jayden Martin

Literally no.

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

No. I spent about 10 hours a week here from 2013 until last year, and while I saw him post, I still do not understand the whole "Bog Sim" meme.

Dylan Hughes
Dylan Hughes

you know that image was made by the fat spurs guy

wouldnt use it if i were you

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

Was decent at derby tbf, should at least get a run of premier league games

Nathan Watson
Nathan Watson

Fuck off shitizen

Kevin Davis
Kevin Davis

can't wait for klopp vs klopp

Logan Green
Logan Green

Sign player from France
He dominates

Lads..

Samuel Lewis
Samuel Lewis

could have been our year
Coutinho decided to pull a macaco
Klopp forgot to buy defenders

Back to 6th again.

Camden Perez
Camden Perez

he's what people need to realise oxlade-chamberlain is

Angel Lee
Angel Lee

Please don't reply to it

Michael Miller
Michael Miller

Are you LRL

Levi Cook
Levi Cook

palace going down

Nathan Cooper
Nathan Cooper

has anyone else noticed that king has started posting again

i fucking hate that cunt

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

He'll have a decent season and Liverpool will sign him back for 30m next summer when Mane goes to Real

Jaxon Green
Jaxon Green

They'll bring a rule in that teams need to be more diverse, like they're trying to do with managers. Remember the only reason no one wants them to manage their club is because of racists.

Jose Green
Jose Green

jesus christ, wagner sounds like an utter bender

Blake Powell
Blake Powell

Frank looks like he can't be arsed

Ayden Baker
Ayden Baker

hello paul

Brody Walker
Brody Walker

Y, why?

Austin Roberts
Austin Roberts

fuck off king

Parker White
Parker White

You know it is true, it's gonna be a season of memes and exposure,

Leo Gonzalez
Leo Gonzalez

I bet De Boer really inspires his side, right?

Jeremiah Hughes
Jeremiah Hughes

Feel bad for Fosu-Mensah having to play with a shit cunt like Scott Dann

Caleb Foster
Caleb Foster

Fuck off king

Jeremiah Young
Jeremiah Young

Real don't sign blacks lad

Kayden Scott
Kayden Scott

who's your blackfu?

mine has to be Muhammed 400m hurdles

her face is Cate Blanchett tier and her body is out of this fucking world

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

big sam really fucked them over by quitting

Gabriel Williams
Gabriel Williams

As someone who was born after Liverpool last winning a title, what's wrong with being upper-mid table?

We're never at risk of relegation, we do well in cup competitions sometimes, we've survived where clubs like Leeds have kill

It's a nice, comfortable existence.

Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

fuck off king

Parker Moore
Parker Moore

Last season was a fluke, an implosion. Chelsea will not finish below third.

Luis Sullivan
Luis Sullivan

Can't understand why he's on loan and Tuanzebe is kept on.

Hate Mourinho sometimes

Xavier Jackson
Xavier Jackson

moonys a big cunt

Hunter Kelly
Hunter Kelly

Huddersfieldfag here
Unironically played well all pre season and looked ok today desu

William Moore
William Moore

I remembered you from a long time back, you were one of the best posters even if you did support Chelsea.
Are you feeling less depressed now than you were then?

Samuel Jones
Samuel Jones

Wagner

German
wears glasses
sounds like a poof
has a team full of young black lads

Really makes me think

Daniel Scott
Daniel Scott

Reminder to NEVER reply to tripfags.

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

Haven't seen the real one in quite some time.

fuck off king

Aaron Allen
Aaron Allen

shearer's research

Jace Miller
Jace Miller

nicest man in football

Noah Bennett
Noah Bennett

existence

And that's exactly the problem. Probably a remain voter.

Ryan Cruz
Ryan Cruz

They're doing a Leicester

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

Boys, boys, boys. I'm looking for a good time

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

Yes, but they were stupid in not going for a guy who could work with the kind of players Big Sam brought in. Try and turn the into footballers as if by magic.

Leo Collins
Leo Collins

Swansea on last

GOOD

Brandon Martinez
Brandon Martinez

Why not?
I thought we were friends

Asher Sanders
Asher Sanders

should have just brought Pardiola back

Jaxson Rodriguez
Jaxson Rodriguez

feeling a little bit like goat Sup Forums around here tonight lads

Gavin Watson
Gavin Watson

ronaldo
tsuunaldo
higuain
benzema
bale
marcelo
varane

Angel Jenkins
Angel Jenkins

They should be first since Mawson and Abraham looked good

Liam Powell
Liam Powell

This thread is now a sticky

Julian Rivera
Julian Rivera

I'm sure Tuanzebe will have a great season sat on the bench at best because we have to sign another shit cunt fraud from the Portuguese league.

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

gives it to a Middlesborough player
the fuck has Wrighty been smoking

Logan Martin
Logan Martin

Is Wrighty drunk?

Josiah Gutierrez
Josiah Gutierrez

How many Trump jokes can Gary squeeze in before the show's finish?

Cameron Hughes
Cameron Hughes

What happened to the old trips like Bog Sim?

Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

Holy shit, dem socks make my dick hard

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

It's G

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

Not everyone can be a champin user

Many boxers accept their role as someone future champions beat in order to progress, knowing they will lose but fighting anyway for the income and acknowledgement

What's wrong with being a joiurneyman club?

Austin Torres
Austin Torres

did he get sacked?

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

This lad looks hard

Aiden Brooks
Aiden Brooks

unironically starting Lovren
Sakho rotting away in the reserves

Klopp a shit

Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

made me cheque you bastard

Liam Perry
Liam Perry

Nah, he's pretty calm today

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

None of them darkest Peru black though

Easton Nguyen
Easton Nguyen

Jaggy, is that you?
Yeah, since 2014-15 started I am feeling a lot better. I still don't know what genuine happiness is, but I don't think about suicide anymore.

Ian Phillips
Ian Phillips

it's getting better now the /pol/ fags have quietened down.

yeah, she's nice.

I am actually considering getting a tall black girlfriend now.

Isaac Clark
Isaac Clark

Where's Coutinho?

Nolan Davis
Nolan Davis

hes probably on holiday

Owen Lewis
Owen Lewis

Actually having YNWA on the back of they're tops

ITS TIME FOR SLIPPING

Jordan Edwards
Jordan Edwards

Interested to see if Andreas Pereira will get any game time this season, he looked okay pre-season and needs to get a chance in the first team before we sell him and he goes on to be a great player.

Nathaniel Davis
Nathaniel Davis

This season is going to confirm that Klopp is not a good manager. The goals they concede are absolutely shameful. He clearly has no fucking idea what he's doing.

Ryder Mitchell
Ryder Mitchell

Pantilimon on the bench
Gomes is playing

Do I really know nothing about goalkeepers, or is that a shockingly fucking stupid decision? Pantilimon >>>>>> Gomes, surely.

Sebastian Myers
Sebastian Myers

Haha time for comedy gold now, lads.

mfw

Ian Bennett
Ian Bennett

His Twitter acolytes appreciate it though, right?

Carson Morris
Carson Morris

Madrid are Muslim now they need to attract African Muslim customers

Hudson Perry
Hudson Perry

Reminder that brenny did nothing wrong

Daniel Cook
Daniel Cook

So is this 190cm manlet's gimmick that he's a cuck?

Alexander Mitchell
Alexander Mitchell

his poster has been removed from the liverpool shop window :^)

Asher Rivera
Asher Rivera

I am actually considering getting a tall black girlfriend now.
m8 i'd love one, so she can crush my head between her big legs, but im a manlet
i'd need to settle for a black womanlet like asher-smith

Brayden Wright
Brayden Wright

"injured"

Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

BULLIED

Jaxson Edwards
Jaxson Edwards

Salah was playing against Liverpool in the game where Gerrard slipped

Landon Rivera
Landon Rivera

better chance of getting a black nob you ugly bugger

Camden Adams
Camden Adams

I can't wait. Liverpool fans are so fucking defensive when it comes to him and don't want to criticise him for anything. Everyone else can easily see his faults.

Aiden Edwards
Aiden Edwards

What happened to UTV?

Zachary Smith
Zachary Smith

I remember when Liverpool had amazing defence and terrible attack

What the hell happened?

Aiden Campbell
Aiden Campbell

Why don't Soton ask Liverpoo for 50m plus Sakho for Van Dick?

Good deal imo :)

Camden Nelson
Camden Nelson

Taken before his time

Austin King
Austin King

This is a bad kit for Liverpool, it looks like a failure season kit.

Adam Moore
Adam Moore

Jaggy, is that you?
Yup
Yeah, since 2014-15 started I am feeling a lot better.
I'm glad to hear
I still don't know what genuine happiness is
I know that too well

How are you feeling about the season ahead and the Costa situation?

Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

Kiss my todger end, lads

Kayden Baker
Kayden Baker

I like the manager Silva but I'm sick of Watford's literally who chop and change team of random foreigners

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

Can't get used to Watford in Adidas

Austin Wright
Austin Wright

wait, steven gerrard slipped?

Jonathan Phillips
Jonathan Phillips

Gomes is still a very good keeper. He has a reputation for mistakes but he is a class above Pantimilon in terms of shot stopping and distribution.

Jaxon Allen
Jaxon Allen

Literally who cups

Adam Robinson
Adam Robinson

Making mad stacks on his plantation. 190 should pop by and see if he can buy a gf from him.

Juan Rodriguez
Juan Rodriguez

Brendan Rodgers

Jason Nguyen
Jason Nguyen

that mane goal was actually pretty nice

Nolan Evans
Nolan Evans

Done mate

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

Enjoy it while it last, the world cup will ruin everything.

Evan Price
Evan Price

YOU DON'T WIN LEAGUES WITH SALAH

Based Jaggy

Jaxson Taylor
Jaxson Taylor

Carragher retired

Lincoln Ward
Lincoln Ward

Especially having Western Union on the fucking sleeve kek

Xavier Walker
Xavier Walker

these kits

it's like i've gone into a time machine and it's taken me back to 2003

Cameron Cruz
Cameron Cruz

london? that is cheap as fuck mate

Cameron Turner
Cameron Turner

Dug this out. I miss good Pantillimon. But then Pickford wouldn't have played.

Jordan Cox
Jordan Cox

lol

Jacob Parker
Jacob Parker

Did Salah not win the league at Basel?

Joshua Torres
Joshua Torres

Attack is the best form of defence

Zachary Hernandez
Zachary Hernandez

you absolute diamond

Isaiah Green
Isaiah Green

Looking for more data for your stalking folder?

Josiah Lewis
Josiah Lewis

like a year down the line lad

by that time we'll all have gfs and have left this place

Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

Watford would have won without Gomes, he needs to Fuk off to Chapecoense or something

Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

Maybe Dalglish wasn't so bad after all

Noah Foster
Noah Foster

Good decision or you might have ended up relega-

Levi Ramirez
Levi Ramirez

Brazil looking pretty good

Neymar_____Jesus______Lucas
_Coutinho_Casemiro_Paulinho

Lincoln Johnson
Lincoln Johnson

I remember thinking that in 2006

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

other than the occasional blooter, he always was armless

Oliver Johnson
Oliver Johnson

p-please don't ruin meems

not becoming yfmoc

Alexander Williams
Alexander Williams

that's fucking cheap
where'd you live?

Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

Club record signing
Salah

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

winning a game with minutes to go
take off one of your defenders in a pointless like for like substitution
the guy who comes on concedes the free kick that leads to the corner and subsequent goal

Klopp is a fucking fraud

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

lol no Northern price. I imagine the rice alone is a fiver in London.

Ethan Nelson
Ethan Nelson

fried broccoli

Nolan Richardson
Nolan Richardson

with chelsea too

Wyatt Scott
Wyatt Scott

I miss when Djibril Cisse was our record signing

Aiden Torres
Aiden Torres

Karius is worse than Gomes

Lucas Bennett
Lucas Bennett

thats cheap brother. where are you based? i couldnt get that under a tenner in london

Eli Green
Eli Green

this isn't the Swansea game
What is the point in watching it then?

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

i missed the euros last year, are they still badminton threads?

Ryan Bell
Ryan Bell

Liverpool BTFO

Dominic Cooper
Dominic Cooper

they let it slip again
oh my dayz blud

Christian Barnes
Christian Barnes

London

Blake Murphy
Blake Murphy

Only just realising that Klopp was carried by Wagner

Adrian Gray
Adrian Gray

We didn't get relegated because of Pickford, that much is clear.

Josiah White
Josiah White

Sheff

Not had this curry house before though so I'll let you know if it's shit

Juan Sullivan
Juan Sullivan

agreed la'

Jacob Cruz
Jacob Cruz

People actually rate Mingolet

James Campbell
James Campbell

get 33% more points than any team that lost
BTFO

ok kid

Lucas Sanders
Lucas Sanders

Somewhat positive and the Costa situation was handled horribly by Conte. He should have waited for a striker to have signed before telling Costa he didn't need him.

Though I wish to know why we are so alive now. Since trans started this place has been alive and fermenting.

Tyler Allen
Tyler Allen

Can't wait for Everton match desu lads, proper rate 'em me

Aiden Rivera
Aiden Rivera

no one rates Mingolet

Isaac Gray
Isaac Gray

do wagner and klopp have the same glasses?

Ian Taylor
Ian Taylor

He's better than Karius though

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

0 x 1.33 = 0

Kevin Lee
Kevin Lee

(You) BTFO

a-actually I'm not even a Liverpool fan, b-bu-
Liar BTFO

Hudson Russell
Hudson Russell

I'm in Sheff, where've you ordered from?

Evan Evans
Evan Evans

I heard they might win the league

Charles Edwards
Charles Edwards

I reckon they could realistically win the leage

Levi Phillips
Levi Phillips

they are best friends

Nathaniel Harris
Nathaniel Harris

Either that or most of the time iirc it was field hockey.

Hunter Cook
Hunter Cook

Neverton are a gay club that can't even afford an £5 million extra Gylfi

Carson Roberts
Carson Roberts

I need them to finish above Liverpool and finish in the top 4 so I can see the delusional Liverpool fan at my work cry.

Ian Jones
Ian Jones

buy one get one free at specsavers

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

Getting that butthurt at somebody mentioning Coutinho's name

Klopp is a joke

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

is wagner a shitskin?

Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

nice one cheers mate

Jace Morales
Jace Morales

it always starts like this, people are excited for football

then once the league is wrapped up by christmas by some team or another it gets slower, people stop caring

Brayden Morales
Brayden Morales

Yeah that Rooney has like a 90 rating on FIFA

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

Bollocks, you'll call them and ask for 30 Margheritas to be paid in cash on delivery

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

I need them to finish above Liverpool and finish in the top 4

That's too bad user

Carson Clark
Carson Clark

I thought London was expensive?
I was in an undisclosed location in Essex and life was expensive as fuck

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

He is such an odd choice for Palace. He was praised for bringing youth up at Ajax but at Palace they are not yet established enough in the current PL to afford themselves that kind of time and ambition. Their players are top Championship players or mid to lower level top flight guys and they'd do really well to just maintain themselves at this level for awhile. It is nice to see the owners going for that kind of ambition with a guy like De Boer but it is not what they need right now.

Joshua Rodriguez
Joshua Rodriguez

You don't get relegated by losing games
You don't lose games by conceding goals
It isn't the fault of the goalkeeper when you concede goals

Charles Perez
Charles Perez

A tanned German

Brody Walker
Brody Walker

As Carragher explained, changing personnel will not immediately fix Liverpool's defence. The way Klopp sets up defences is dysfunctional.

Kayden Powell
Kayden Powell

D-do we have a buyback clause for Rooney?

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

Think he must have some nonwhite in him

Wyatt Jackson
Wyatt Jackson

definitely a US Army semen donation

Nathan Long
Nathan Long

How do you spend as much money as Liverpool do and end up with a team as shit as that?

Is there some gypsy curse which means they're only allowed one good player at a time?

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

wijnaldum

fucking hell

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

dangermouse
penfold

is Ian pissed?

Blake Hernandez
Blake Hernandez

can't into signings
can't into defending
can't into formations
can't adjust tactics
can't into set-pieces
loses every final he's in

what exactly is he good for?

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

man marking never concedes goals it's the proper british way of defending

Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Mitchell

you can say where you were now lad, you are safe back in yankland where we can't hurt you with our sharpened butter knives

Leo Powell
Leo Powell

Shearer has 260 prem goals

That's like at least 30 goals a season for 8 seasons lmao what a fucking goat Kane won't catch him

Nathan Phillips
Nathan Phillips

Black parts of London are cheap. They have to be or the blacks would commit even more crime. It's depressing living here.

Brody Russell
Brody Russell

Turk rape babby

Christopher Baker
Christopher Baker

We call it the Berger effect

Jeremiah Taylor
Jeremiah Taylor

Wanting Glyfi
When you've got Barkz, Klaassen (Class), Rooney and Tom Davies

William Jackson
William Jackson

they just need fast lads

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

CHEBS

Chase Price
Chase Price

They're /yfmoc/ now. I don't even think the OP image is an obscure sport; clearly shitposters are easier to deceive than they used to be.

Jordan Bennett
Jordan Bennett

Djilobodji and O'Shea defence in front of him
Average possession percentage of ~30%

It's probably down to Pickford that we didnt break Derby's record

Dylan Green
Dylan Green

london is expensive, thats not london mate. that'd come to about £10/11 where i am plus a couple pounds delivery

Matthew Hall
Matthew Hall

fuck off you non-jumping zonal marking euro cuck

Cameron Long
Cameron Long

there are posters here who don't remember Shearer playing at all let alone in his prime

Easton Harris
Easton Harris

you guys talking about Wagner made me think you were referring to Wenger lel

Chase Sanchez
Chase Sanchez

Siggy is better than all of them though. I unironically think Koeman should just turn Barkley into a centre forward if he stays tho.

Jaxon Bailey
Jaxon Bailey

I'm not in London I'm in Sheffield

Dominic Clark
Dominic Clark

What's with the Danger Mouse jokes?

Angel Allen
Angel Allen

Yes, but he played 14 seasons in the PL

Grayson Wilson
Grayson Wilson

Even though Koeman froths at the mouth at the mention of Sigurdsson and has begged for him for years now

Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

Shearer retired in 2006

There are single mothers in Newcastle who never saw him play

Aaron Howard
Aaron Howard

Siggy probably has better stats last season than they have combined for the past three AND he was in a relegation fighting side

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

midget
scores a header

Jack Hughes
Jack Hughes

Vardy doing a scissor kick to st himself before him goal

Top lad.

Easton Morgan
Easton Morgan

Did the male mc finally fuck off forever?

Jack Flores
Jack Flores

He's got even more top flight goals, he was playing before the PL

Carter Diaz
Carter Diaz

190cm is the most intelligent and based poster on Sup Forums

I value his views more than anyone else, also he is sexy

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

Mitsu best girl.

Jonathan Ortiz
Jonathan Ortiz

i often call him wagner too

shame i probs can't now or people will get confused

Nathaniel Barnes
Nathaniel Barnes

In order the 4 biggest spenders since the PL began
City
Chelsea
United
Liverpool
If City and Chelsea hadn't had huge takeovers they would be comfortably 2nd
If United hadn't giving professional memers the job after SAF and gave them (except >moyes) and a blank cheque Liverpool would comfortably be the overall highest spenders in the league
Still less PL titles than Blackburn and Leicester

Jack Brown
Jack Brown

I unironically love watching Vardy play and am glad he isn't a one season wonder

Jason Powell
Jason Powell

YEAH YEAH YEAH HE'S STILL ABOUT
WEEEEEEEEEEELBZ

I honestly can't remember but I think >we still used obscure sports just because of tradition. But my brain isn't the best at remembering anymore. As long as we all find it.

Xavier Bailey
Xavier Bailey

The shade of red on this season's Arsenal kit is fully patrician. It's a lot deeper than previous seasons.

Henry Martinez
Henry Martinez

Alan and Gary thinks Ian looks like a black penfold

Carson Foster
Carson Foster

lol ok

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

I think the only player to score 30+ goals in two seasons

David Sanders
David Sanders

wrighty got andre and demarai gray mixed up and weirdly stated

dangermouse
penfold

was really odd

Eli Davis
Eli Davis

To be fair, Shearer didn't criticise zonal marking as a system. He just said you need to attack the ball in zonal marking for the system to work, which is a perfectly valid statement.

Tyler Hill
Tyler Hill

Henry > Shearer

Kayden Ortiz
Kayden Ortiz

I wouldn't take his advance on women lol he hasn't seen a vag in his life

Brayden Martin
Brayden Martin

Actually rating Siggy

If he was good he'd still be at Spurs

Too many European teams are being fleeced by this Icelandic player meme atm

Leo Baker
Leo Baker

His name was Terry Henry

If he hadn't been French people would have taken the piss out of his silly name

Leo Wood
Leo Wood

Volume's too loud. Can one of you turn it down?

Gavin Baker
Gavin Baker

Based Wenger

Anthony Sullivan
Anthony Sullivan

he did it three times during his time at blackburn

probably would have done it more it he went to man u

Caleb Cox
Caleb Cox

lmao

John Lewis
John Lewis

Giroo
What an undeserving end to such a good game

Camden Ward
Camden Ward

You rate Barkley though lmao

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

i rate ramsey

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

Koeman wants him you nonce so Everton are getting him even if you like it or not

Landon Carter
Landon Carter

He's not that sexy

Ryan Price
Ryan Price

Sorry mum

*turns it up*

;)

Ryder Hughes
Ryder Hughes

AVB played him on the left wing tbf

Luke Rivera
Luke Rivera

I'm sure the feeling is mutual

Eli Adams
Eli Adams

Great game 2bh

Matthew Thomas
Matthew Thomas

anyone else really fucking hate aron ramsey? he had that one good season, but it feels like he's been around for ages and he's still shit

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

Devilish :^)

Michael Russell
Michael Russell

As a player yes, as a goal scorer no

Dylan Howard
Dylan Howard

craig shakespeare looks like the kind of guy who shouts at his kids in public

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

was AVB also too smart for the prem?

Nicholas Clark
Nicholas Clark

Gee gee gee gee baby

Asher Davis
Asher Davis

Barkley is for patricians only

Matthew King
Matthew King

well he's white, so yeah

Evan Wood
Evan Wood

He looks like a lorry driver who shits in McDonald's toilets

Connor Ortiz
Connor Ortiz

highlight Ozil handball
fail to show two Leicester handballs in the penalty area

Nathan Adams
Nathan Adams

yeah, he looks like he gets really wound up at self scanners at tesco

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

fuck white people and fuck donald drumpf

Ryan Brooks
Ryan Brooks

You are 190cm's mum and I claim my five pounds.

Lucas Reed
Lucas Reed

I hope he scores a few blooters this season, because I've got a celebrity death league with a few friends and I haven't successfully predicted a single celebrity death so far this year. I need the Ramsey curse to save my dignity.

Jace Rogers
Jace Rogers

Kane can catch him if he stays in the PL his whole career. He could have a really long career Kane as he does not rely on space or physical attributes that can deplete in later years.

Shearer is the GOAT though

Bentley Wright
Bentley Wright

There's a lad who works in the shop at the bottom of my road that looks like Giroud

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

RHYTHM IS A DANCER

Jayden Butler
Jayden Butler

this
on his day he is up there with the very best in the prem

Jack Hughes
Jack Hughes

fat tune this la

Ryder Campbell
Ryder Campbell

the kind of guy who goes dogging with the wife

Juan Davis
Juan Davis

BANTER

Wyatt Hernandez
Wyatt Hernandez

3.4 Million price tag

Evan Torres
Evan Torres

you probably rate oxlade-chamberlain too

Xavier Lopez
Xavier Lopez

Des Lynam

I';m sad now

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

I fucking hate those though. The ones in my local Co-Op wouldn't accept four different 5p coins earlier today.

Bentley Jones
Bentley Jones

he's pogba tier

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

Post slags

Jaxson Rodriguez
Jaxson Rodriguez

he doesn't rate da Ox

Sebastian Martin
Sebastian Martin

the kind of guy who reads the sun everyday on holiday in mallorca

Jaxson Flores
Jaxson Flores

Brighton's stadium is disgusting.

Isaiah Perez
Isaiah Perez

Brighton have no place in the PL. Sorry

Daniel Nelson
Daniel Nelson

Only thing I hate about them is you have to call someone over to take the security tag off your alcohol.

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

The premier league peaked in 2008. This is irrefutable.

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

tfw to intelligent to play my three 50m+ wingers

Lincoln Ortiz
Lincoln Ortiz

why so homophobic?

Gabriel Bailey
Gabriel Bailey

it looked decent in the championship now it looks awful

Parker Ross
Parker Ross

I don't like the look of them

Carter Gray
Carter Gray

even robot wars can't make this match exciting

Jonathan Harris
Jonathan Harris

Genuinely believe Kane could do it. On the other hand I completely see Tottenham imploding because Levy is a typical coin clipper who's shit scared to spend money.

David Anderson
David Anderson

Torres pls

Andrew Murphy
Andrew Murphy

tfw too smart for the Premier League

Not half-time, la

Camden Robinson
Camden Robinson

Its not HT

David Nelson
David Nelson

he buys alcohol

Edgy.

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

first home game of the premier league
park the bus all game
lose anyway

Anthony Rivera
Anthony Rivera

I want Brighton to stay up solely because Chris Hughton is a black man.

Lincoln Russell
Lincoln Russell

about to post
realise I'm half an hour behind

Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

he uses a tripcode
he wants people to recognise that it's him when he posts

Luke Ramirez
Luke Ramirez

preferable to interacting with a human who knows you're just eating ready meals though

Isaiah Allen
Isaiah Allen

David Silva has cancer ;_;

Jordan Watson
Jordan Watson

need to get rid of brighton, bournemouth, swansea
get villa, leeds and wednesday in the prem. thats what dreams are made of

Julian Clark
Julian Clark

we all are lad, delayed due to athletics

Blake Scott
Blake Scott

This must be financially the biggest mismatch of a league game ever

also
5 captchas needed

Lincoln Gonzalez
Lincoln Gonzalez

*98/99

Evan Bennett
Evan Bennett

The PL clearly isn't for you Brighton. Please LEAVE.

Kayden Gray
Kayden Gray

he can get through life without having to drink himself to sleep every night
he doesn't have to drink every day because he can't stand be conscious
must be nice

Jayden Parker
Jayden Parker

Leeds
premier league

Connor Rodriguez
Connor Rodriguez

Gabriel Barbosa > Gabriel Jesus

He just has a face like a loser

Owen Sanders
Owen Sanders

Brighton are just gonna be a gay Norwich

sack Hughton now

Julian Cox
Julian Cox

r u underage?

Andrew Walker
Andrew Walker

I suspect I'm the oldest person in this thread

Landon Barnes
Landon Barnes

He's white he's just been on holiday mate

Colton Bell
Colton Bell

Still no Everton

Oliver Reyes
Oliver Reyes

remember Blackpool were in the league with half a stadium

Gabriel Sanders
Gabriel Sanders

Is this what happens when teams spend their pre-season playing meme matches in Cathay instead of actually training and developing tactics? City, Liverpool and Chelsea are three of the four teams representing England in the CL and they are getting mugged off by the relegation candidates.

Ethan Kelly
Ethan Kelly

nah we need Forest too

Kayden Rogers
Kayden Rogers

no

Justin Myers
Justin Myers

The peak wasn't AGUEROOOOOOOOOOO
The peak wasn't Leicester
The peak wasn't Liverpool's collapse
The peak wasn't the mid-'90s when Man Utd were actually likable

Sebastian Long
Sebastian Long

No I'm an extra 30 mins

had to pause it to do stuff

Grayson Anderson
Grayson Anderson

i hate match slags.

Jordan King
Jordan King

being overage and on Sup Forums

Colton Bennett
Colton Bennett

wtf

you can't be serious

Joseph Richardson
Joseph Richardson

How is this Brighton team going to score goals exactly?

Derby season incoming.

Jace Young
Jace Young

it's really annoying how commentators and pundits think that "hard work" deserves to win games

such a league 2 mentality

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

They always put Everton near the end la. BBC's full of redshite.

Dominic Young
Dominic Young

I see City have signed another world class keeper.

Liam Lee
Liam Lee

aesthetic kit 2bh

James Parker
James Parker

t. gabagool's mum

Lucas Martinez
Lucas Martinez

I've never forgiven him ever since he maliciously got Ryan shawcross to break his legs

Camden Robinson
Camden Robinson

as a west ham fan, i want milwall in the prem

Eli Thompson
Eli Thompson

that Stephens looked like a fat guy playing Powerleague with a hangover

Levi Gray
Levi Gray

Are you following the 4cc?

Tyler Hall
Tyler Hall

yeah lad

he's actually irish

Juan Rodriguez
Juan Rodriguez

this is why danny welbeck is an england international

Angel Turner
Angel Turner

Brighton got praised at half time by BT

City had missed two damn near open goals

Colton Cooper
Colton Cooper

Peta is attacking this guy for defending his dog

Charles Young
Charles Young

Literally disliking meme teams

Jack Martinez
Jack Martinez

they have glenn murray

Landon Nelson
Landon Nelson

That City kit is fucking disgusting

Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

lol Brighton piss me off already

Levi Sanders
Levi Sanders

This.

Anyone who actually watched the game saw Brighton got dicked today. They are going down.

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

I'm an Arsenal fan, but I've never hated Shawcross. The man tried to apologise sincerely but Ramsey never accepted it.

Elijah Reed
Elijah Reed

joe pasquale dubbing kyle walker interview

whose stupid idea was that

Lucas Stewart
Lucas Stewart

not wanting all the big clubs in the prem

Jackson Rodriguez
Jackson Rodriguez

Kyle Walker sounds like he's from Brighton

Leo Young
Leo Young

We're all just here for Wazza, right lads?

Nathan Rivera
Nathan Rivera

He's clearly from yorkshire y abender

Matthew Parker
Matthew Parker

I'm 29. Get on my level, little child. I have a couple of very vague memories of the 1980s (it rained a lot).

Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

No. I told you m8 the last time I watched was years ago. Why?

Samuel Rodriguez
Samuel Rodriguez

I'm here for Everton lad

tfw they have a decent chance at winning the league

Elijah Bennett
Elijah Bennett

Exactly what I'm talking about that little Mulatto squished face that just screams Bully Me

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

Madras lamb 6.95
Pilau rice 2.50
Keema nan 2.95
Plus delivery unless you spend over 15gbp

Friend I was staying with still lives there and I've seen what people are capable of doing to another in this place just for a laugh

Xavier Johnson
Xavier Johnson

Have you seen Leeds' kit this season? It's a fucking disgrace.

Connor Lee
Connor Lee

Solly March is a pretty weird name for a white lad.

Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

did anyone see Gerrard complaining about Mendy bantering the own goal?

he would not be happy if he saw how much you lot take the piss out of his "slip"

thank god he doesn't come here or you'd all be in right trouble

Ian Bailey
Ian Bailey

Rooney is starting to look like me da

Xavier Evans
Xavier Evans

that's exactly what I thought. serves them right putting money before preparation

Isaac Gutierrez
Isaac Gutierrez

I'm 29

Jace Lee
Jace Lee

berahino should just fuck off to china at this point

Ryan Thompson
Ryan Thompson

Sunderland's is the worst

Lucas Adams
Lucas Adams

mendy will be riling up suits all season

Noah Murphy
Noah Murphy

Finally some quality La.

Everton On!

Sebastian Moore
Sebastian Moore

I'm 29

Alright Grandad off to bed with you

Oliver Garcia
Oliver Garcia

thank god he doesn't come here or you'd all be in right trouble

*sniff* yeah... thank god he doesn't...

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

too much banter for gerrard
https://twitter.com/benmendy23/status/896458344331915264

Mendy is amazing and he hasn't even played yet

Grayson Thomas
Grayson Thomas

haha yeah maybe we'll track down some guy we have no information about apart from the town he lives in

Austin Carter
Austin Carter

interesting, did you like it when it rained?

Adrian Rogers
Adrian Rogers

What would he do? Snog his daughter angrily?

Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

If Wayne Rooney was Australian he would be Kangarooney :^)

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

i like it desu

Aiden White
Aiden White

hears knock on the door
its stevie G
'listen here, stop postin about me la i'll break yer legs'

Oliver Morgan
Oliver Morgan

I hear these blue lads have a decent chance at winning the league this year

Elijah Ward
Elijah Ward

Alright Wayne settle down lad.

David Reyes
David Reyes

Huddersfield will win the EPL.
Remember this post.

William Stewart
William Stewart

you now remember Gerrard's biography about him crying in the car unable to drive home after the slip

Cooper Green
Cooper Green

Rooney scores on his return to Everton

Gee, that totally wasn't pre-planned

I wonder how much they had to pay Stoke to let that happen

Dominic Wright
Dominic Wright

Based rppney

We should feel blessed to live in the age of him, lads.

Christian Stewart
Christian Stewart

1-0 at home is the perfect result

You know it to be true

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

kek

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

Geht Slippy-G Steven Slippy-G "Slippy" Gerrard "Slippy-G" Gerrard in eine Bar. Sagt der Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G "Slippy-G" Gerrard: Ich bin der Slippy-G "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Steven Gerrard. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Gerrard? Da erwidert Slippy-G Steven "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Gerrard: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G Steven "Steven Gerrard" Gerrardmal in meine Slip-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Slippy-G Steven "Slippy-G" Steven Gerrard "Slippy-G" Gerrardja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Slippy-G "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Steven Gerrard : Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G Steven Gerrard"Slippy-G" Slippy-G, das ist schon brutal geil, Steven "Slippy-G" Steven "Steven" Gerrard, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Slippy-G Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G Slippy-G Steven "Kult Slippy-G" Kult Slippy-G Steven "Slippy-G" Gerrard : Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Steven "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G Slippy-G Steven "Steven Gerrard " Slippy-G Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G Steven "Slippy-G" "Steven Gerrard " Slippy-G Steven "Slippy-G" Steven "Slippy-G" Slippy-G Slippy-G Gerrard .

Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

Wednesday borrowed the Ikea uniform for their away kit

Connor Wright
Connor Wright

kek

Eli Cook
Eli Cook

unironically want Rooney to do well

Hunter Gomez
Hunter Gomez

Rooney looks quality in a Counter attacking team

Samuel Powell
Samuel Powell

his daughter

Austin Brown
Austin Brown

fuck, please tell me someone has a picture of that

chuckled heartily

Isaiah Martinez
Isaiah Martinez

Everton aka wtf I love Rooney now!

Carter Adams
Carter Adams

Rooney has scored more goals than every Manchester United player combined so far this season

Customers on suicide watch

Landon Ramirez
Landon Ramirez

The Lewin lad is decent.

Cameron Richardson
Cameron Richardson

it's a Rooney gets tired and just starts hitting long balls episode

Liam Jenkins
Liam Jenkins

tfw you missed the GOAT 1-0 to the Arsenal days and now have to watch how shit we are

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

White
Solomon Benjamin March

He's one of the tribe.

John Lopez
John Lopez

:)

Oliver Edwards
Oliver Edwards

you now remember stoke letting gerrard score in his last ever premier league game where they got twatted by stoke

Luis Hall
Luis Hall

DE PICKFORD

Kayden Rivera
Kayden Rivera

rppney will outscore perru kaku

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

I did. I was in a pushchair which had a plastic cover on it to keep the rain off me. It was 200% comfy.

Jayden Perez
Jayden Perez

Fuck now I actually feel a little bit sorry for him

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

I'm older than you and I can't remember shit about the 80s. I remember the WC semi vs West Germany and Thatcher getting hoofed out and nothing much before.

Hudson Anderson
Hudson Anderson

I remember it well

That bullshit is the basis for my whole theory

Anthony Anderson
Anthony Anderson

Berahino had 0 goals out of his 14 apperances for Stoke

Gabriel Roberts
Gabriel Roberts

you now remember Saido Berahino

Christian Martinez
Christian Martinez

#banter #meme #twitter

Andrew Flores
Andrew Flores

shaw

Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

Why is he still at the stadium?

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

after midnight
Rooney is still at the stadium waiting to be interviewed

Wow

Now THAT is real dedication

Jordan Rogers
Jordan Rogers

pickford is really amazing and everton were very smart to buy him

Cameron Sanders
Cameron Sanders

rppney eyes are fucking spooky

Asher Edwards
Asher Edwards

tfw I don't have the Age of Rooney screenshot on this computer
Truly the GOAT Sup Forums post.

Daniel Brooks
Daniel Brooks

Huh I was thinking that an interviewer would make a "goal drought" joke.

Oliver Morgan
Oliver Morgan

still there

wtf i love Rooney now

Austin Richardson
Austin Richardson

wayne rooney interview

Eli Miller
Eli Miller

Why didn't Barcelona hire Koeman?
It's the job he wants, I cringe hearing Rooney pretend he's been wanting to return for years

Carson Flores
Carson Flores

fucking fair play to wayne for staying at the stadium

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

his wife and kids left him and he's got nothing left

Isaiah Collins
Isaiah Collins

waynes mummy hasnt picked him up yet

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

I'm delighted la, just hoping I can play well and push through that move to Man Utd for £30m

John Cook
John Cook

go home rooney

Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Phillips

Rooney has never given an interesting interview and never will

Leo Cook
Leo Cook

Real heart from Rooney staying at the ground, shows he loves the club

Landon Green
Landon Green

Rooney is staring in my soul

John Hill
John Hill

holy shit I have similar memories of when I was younger of exactly that while doing a snooze

Gavin Bailey
Gavin Bailey

here you go bab x

Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Mitchell

amazingly he was also interviewed live for BBC news so he's really going all out

Oliver Wright
Oliver Wright

Still at the stadium

what heart

Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

good to see Everton substitute Williams at half time

career is going down the shitter.

also chances Stoke sell Allen back to his true home club?

Jonathan King
Jonathan King

(((Solomon))) (((Benjamin))) March

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

True.

He is a future world top 10 keeper.

Brayden Garcia
Brayden Garcia

What a top lad, that work ethic

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

Barcelona board are retards that would rather promote the bus driver

Henry Garcia
Henry Garcia

no

Colton Taylor
Colton Taylor

still at the stadium

rooney is the GOAT

Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

pure aryan beast

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

Why do the players wait in the studio to do those interviews? It's completely stupid.

Noah Morales
Noah Morales

Wayne we're going to have to keep you 15 minutes longer than we initially expected, the alt-right have run someone over
no problem Gary

This is why he NEEDS to be starting for England.

Levi Moore
Levi Moore

Wayne Rooney has eyes like Lana Rhoades.

Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

Leroy Fer is better so it won't happen. Chadli and Bony only

Thomas Phillips
Thomas Phillips

found it

“I sat in the back of the car and felt the tears rolling down my face,” Gerrard wrote for the Daily Mail as part of their syndication for his new autobiography, Steven Gerrard: My Story. “I hadn't cried for years but, on the way home, I couldn't stop. The tears kept coming. I can't even tell you if the streets were thick with traffic or as empty as I was on the inside. It was killing me.

“I felt numb, like I had lost someone in my family. It was as if my whole quarter of a century at this football club poured out of me. I did not even try to stem the silent tears as the events of the afternoon played over and over again in my head.”

He added: “A simple pass rolled towards me near the halfway line. It was a nothing moment, a lull in our surge to the title. I moved to meet the ball. It slid under my foot. The twist came then. I slipped. I fell to the ground.

“The ball was swept away and the devastating Chelsea attack began. I clambered to my feet and ran with all my heart. I chased Demba Ba as though my life depended on it. I knew the outcome if I couldn't catch him. But it was hopeless. I couldn't stop him. Ba scored. It was over.”

Levi Martinez
Levi Martinez

nobody told him not to look right at the camera

Robert Perez
Robert Perez

He looks like the Night King brought him back, never mind Koeman.

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

They're contracted to do interviews, like in the NBA.

Nathan Hill
Nathan Hill

Why do the players wait in the studio to do those interviews? It's completely stupid.

Jonathan Wood
Jonathan Wood

"Heha cheers m8, see you soon"

Tyler Rivera
Tyler Rivera

Getting ready for when he becomes Everton manager. Obviously. You idiot.

Charles Allen
Charles Allen

Yfw Mou finishes 10th, SAF comes back and we resign Ronaldo, Rooney and Tevez next season

Dylan Allen
Dylan Allen

well that's ruined her then

Noah Adams
Noah Adams

You do know most Christian names are Jewish right mate?

Josiah Gray
Josiah Gray

Heh, true. But with Lana it feels better when she's looking at the camera.

Kevin Adams
Kevin Adams

It's G

Jace Rivera
Jace Rivera

to try and reduce the traffic after the game

Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

that was awkward

Zachary Rivera
Zachary Rivera

I've just been reminded of how uninteresting and irrelevant most PL teams are

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

A top 5 PL moment

Kevin Peterson
Kevin Peterson

pretty cute desu

Logan Perry
Logan Perry

because football is a whore for tv money

Julian Hernandez
Julian Hernandez

alt-right

/pol/ has used it's collective autism and have found the driver who was a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Sebastian Campbell
Sebastian Campbell

@'s himself on Twitter

Bentley Taylor
Bentley Taylor

brom are the only team who know how to defend

Chase Green
Chase Green

Really?

Charles Cooper
Charles Cooper

I-I love you <3

Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

wazza is a very shy boy off the pitch

Luis Peterson
Luis Peterson

but it's literally the only thing they know how to do

Michael Wood
Michael Wood

Thought Everton were decent, realistically they could win the league

Noah Davis
Noah Davis

Why am I watching West Brom vs Bournemouth m8s? I could be fucking watching paint dry right now.

Kevin Rivera
Kevin Rivera

I can't even tell you if the streets were thick with traffic or as empty as I was on the inside

Deep

Aaron Roberts
Aaron Roberts

nah it was his car but the guy said it wasnt him on his fb

Jayden Johnson
Jayden Johnson

I can't even tell you if the streets were thick with traffic or as empty as I was on the inside.

Adrian Lewis
Adrian Lewis

sorry, i'm not into white boys

Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

Rondon is so shit, fucking hell.

Charles Martin
Charles Martin

i dream of a team of Nyoms

Noah Long
Noah Long

Frustrates ur team at home

If ur a fan of a big team u know this will happen

Luke Flores
Luke Flores

still watching
not just listening while shitposting

Nolan Jones
Nolan Jones

I hope that dream comes true

Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

all part of Heghazi's plot to drive a truck of peace into the Hawthorns

Gabriel Lewis
Gabriel Lewis

yeah she's great desu

Brandon Campbell
Brandon Campbell

Chadli on bench
Pulis subs on a 17 year old instead of him
Chadli looks off then to somewhere

Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

this guy's ears are huge

Matthew Lewis
Matthew Lewis

thanks :3

Luis Morgan
Luis Morgan

What's going on with Hegazi's eye?

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

Why am I watching this? I could be dead rn

Dominic Nguyen
Dominic Nguyen

S W A N S E A
W
A
N
S
E
A

Jaxon Kelly
Jaxon Kelly

i just threw up in my mouth

James Long
James Long

Shrapnel from a ISIS blast

Michael Ramirez
Michael Ramirez

SWANSEA YAY

Xavier Stewart
Xavier Stewart

gonna go brush my teeth lads

can you pause it for me

Joshua Walker
Joshua Walker

Literally turned it off

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

yeah, gary's jokes are just getting worse and worse
it's time for him to go

Charles Moore
Charles Moore

every season Southampton just throw a dart at a map of Europe and nick the manager of that city's team and it doesn't make any difference

Christian Scott
Christian Scott

At Southampton's kit?

Jaxson Wilson
Jaxson Wilson

What would you rather have:

cuck Gary and his shitty jokes

Or

a woman

??

Noah Stewart
Noah Stewart

southhamptons kit

Hudson Kelly
Hudson Kelly

NO ERA

Yes, my favourite rn.

Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

Gabby please

Levi Wright
Levi Wright

southampton don't have enough black players

Logan Wright
Logan Wright

it's 2017 lad. we either need a lesbian black woman, or a woman in a hijab.

Ian Perry
Ian Perry

Why are people do obsessed with blacks when they are outnumbered by British Asians?

Austin Brown
Austin Brown

Roy Keane

Jaxson Wright
Jaxson Wright

Tadic will have a big year, Move to Liverpool in 2018

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

Liverpool bought them all

Nathaniel Lee
Nathaniel Lee

What's the difference?

Chase Roberts
Chase Roberts

Update on Gylfi?

Colton White
Colton White

Redmond will have a big year, Move to Liverpool in 2018

Juan Price
Juan Price

just need to agree fee. Been like this for a month now

Charles White
Charles White

They need Mark Chapman; the hosting on last season's NFL Show was truly GOAT. I'm sure he'd be willing to bring his exceptional banter and interpersonal chemistry to a sport that people actually watch.

Levi Barnes
Levi Barnes

blacks are cooler and more relevant/influential

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

only in america

FOY

Joseph Gomez
Joseph Gomez

Clement seems angry, wanting signings

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

Southampton putting Yoshida on freekicks.
What the fuck?

Blake Roberts
Blake Roberts

pellegrini looks a lot younger than he did at man city

David Wright
David Wright

British Asians

No such thing. If you aren't white you're already aren't British.

Joseph Morgan
Joseph Morgan

LELSEA

Ian Harris
Ian Harris

Genuinely only watch Swansea because of him and Llorente

Dominic Rogers
Dominic Rogers

Does the league table really need to be sponsored by EA?

Oliver Fisher
Oliver Fisher

because nobody actually likes them

Gavin Scott
Gavin Scott

nah, you really can't underestimate the influence of black culture on modern, middle to lower class youth culture in England

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

tfw we actually had two threads reach bump limit

feels good, man. I really missed you guys. Have a good night and sweet dreams. Night.

Austin Martinez
Austin Martinez

No but they give millions of shekels to the PL

Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

Ok Pajeet

Asher Ortiz
Asher Ortiz

Rachel Stevens is so buff

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

Chadli and Bony are coming so don't you worry

Charles Evans
Charles Evans

night lad

Kevin Fisher
Kevin Fisher

and so strong

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

Think that was Pellegrino m80

Eli Clark
Eli Clark

havent heard that phrase in a looong time

Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez

night lad

best I've seen Sup Forums in ages tbqh

looking forward to a great season boys

John Turner
John Turner

kek

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

Is it over?

Henry Peterson
Henry Peterson

https://vimeo.com/91764843

Nostalgia Bomb Status:
[X] DROPPED
[ ] NOT DROPPED

Aaron Mitchell
Aaron Mitchell

Keema naan? Lads? Who ordered keema naan

Evan Morris
Evan Morris

That rice looks microwaved. It's not my naan, but you should hang onto it.

Ethan Peterson
Ethan Peterson

sauce touching the edge of the plate
wew lad

I had keema naan before but I'm convinced 90% of Indian restaurants here are shite compared to in England

Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

actually looks pretty shit to be honest with you lad
should have got a korma

Josiah King
Josiah King

korma
u some kind of fanny? I'll be honest though this is pretty hot for me.

Tastes good but only complaints are stingy on the keema in the naan and it was delivered by a chav not an asian gentleman.

Nicholas Torres
Nicholas Torres

korma is rotten lad, too creamy and bland as fuck
gotta go with a madras or a lamb rogan josh or jalfrezi

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

Madras is best. You made the right decision. Anything less is too bland; anything hotter is for insecure small-dick Porsche-driving Chads.

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

never had a rogan josh because I don't like the name of it

Hunter Morales
Hunter Morales

i don't like the name josh either but i still like the dish

Josh is like chad tier in terms of names

Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

What happened to the /pl/ threads? or /trans/?

Is it over?

Thomas Martin
Thomas Martin

City are going to have it wrapped up by April...
is said just about every year

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