OFFICIAL SUNDAY AFL GAMEDAY THREAD

Isaiah Price
Isaiah Price

Melbourne v St Kilda
Hawthorn v North Melbourne
Port Adelaide v Collingwood

also straffgod is eating up those redpills

All urls found in this thread:
http://firstrowau.eu/watch/563128/1/watch-port-adelaide-power-vs-collingwood-magpies.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk27bj86DXc
http://livetv.sx/enx/eventinfo/552962_port_adelaide_collingwood/
http://www.afl.com.au/ladder/ladder-predictor
Christian Young
Christian Young

Who (((Jewish))) AFL fans here?

Xavier Harris
Xavier Harris

Based WalkGod

Easton Wright
Easton Wright

it was another /AFL/ turns into US politics episode again last night
*yawns*

Jacob James
Jacob James

hawks lads

Levi Scott
Levi Scott

Who /swans/ here?

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

Garn the G lads ama

Jason Fisher
Jason Fisher

Got a $5 bet from ubet any tips?

Henry White
Henry White

cuts off the tweet where straffgod calls trump an idiotic buffoon

Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson

West Coast currently 7th and plays GWS and Adelaide
W.Bulldogs currently 8th and plays Port and Hawthorn
Melbourne currently 9th and plays St.Kilda, Brisbane and Collingwood
Essendon currently 10th and plays Gold Coast and Fremantle
St.Kilda currently 11th and plays Melbourne, N.Melbourne and Richmond

My money's on Melbourne and Essendon making the finals

Josiah Evans
Josiah Evans

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

As long as the doggies don't make it I don't mind

Lucas Russell
Lucas Russell

Basedbane tbqh

Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

T. Papley brownlow

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

Smokey

Elijah Evans
Elijah Evans

Poo Peelda

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

St Kilda on any ground not Etihad

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

Saints NEED to come back, refuse to believe demons can beat saints

Henry Kelly
Henry Kelly

Saints need a Reality Check

what did he mean by this

Justin Sanders
Justin Sanders

Seb Ross has 14 shit-nothing disposals
Just fold >our shit up already

Thomas Bell
Thomas Bell

see

Adrian Bennett
Adrian Bennett

Why do the Saints have a skinhead at full forward?

Owen Walker
Owen Walker

I am enjoying this

Gabriel Sullivan
Gabriel Sullivan

HEAVE HO UNNA

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

He likes driving cars at crowds in his spare time

Henry King
Henry King

I would honestly kill myself if I were a St Kilda supporter. It's just pure suffering supporting them. It's like half the time they don't even turn up to games, it's fucking pathetic.

Jayden Wilson
Jayden Wilson

ELITEmons

Jackson Reed
Jackson Reed

St Kilda came back from like 20 points down a few times last week didn't they? Probably won't do it today though.

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson

peemons in charge of holding a lead

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

FUCKING UMPBALL BULLSHIT

Joshua Green
Joshua Green

OH WHEN THE SAINTS

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

Saints tbqh

Joseph Diaz
Joseph Diaz

help me finish this pint of vodka first

Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

Has Gillon called in the fix?

Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

Saints lads

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

I fucking told you lads.

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

BRUCE

Luis Perry
Luis Perry

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE

Leo Ward
Leo Ward

It's happening

Ayden Fisher
Ayden Fisher

Carlisle is incredibly underrated

Brandon Baker
Brandon Baker

this Melb game is so boring I'm watching Seinfeld puffy shirt episode

Eli Gutierrez
Eli Gutierrez

Please stop missing

Nathan Taylor
Nathan Taylor

fuck

Andrew Morgan
Andrew Morgan

melshit
s-see you guys next season

Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

blowing 2 shots in the minute before the siren
fucking hell, my expectations are in the grave

David Sanders
David Sanders

How come all the suspended players who've gone to other clubs have come back looking like world beaters but Essendon's are a bunch of plodding spuds

Joshua Taylor
Joshua Taylor

To this day I think the Mulva episode is stupid because Dolores is such a tenuous rhyme to clitoris and most people surprisingly don't even know what a clitoris is anyway.

Owen Myers
Owen Myers

why are essenshit shit?

Aaron Green
Aaron Green

Melkshit

Ryder Ross
Ryder Ross

was that song a ripoff of the chorus from the song "steal my sunshine - len"

Juan Fisher
Juan Fisher

American and/or Jewish Americans pronounce clitoris as clit-tor-rous, if you remember in American Pie 1 when Jim is having the sex talk with his dad they also pronounce it like that and they are American Jewish I believe

Ethan Gray
Ethan Gray

based membrey

Samuel Rivera
Samuel Rivera

Melksham
Monfries

William Carter
William Carter

melbshit peemons

Wyatt Allen
Wyatt Allen

I'm sick of these hotel price comparison ads

Aaron Wilson
Aaron Wilson

memgod

Gabriel White
Gabriel White

granted, >we're really missing Ryder and Hibberd

Christian Mitchell
Christian Mitchell

FFS

Jackson Hall
Jackson Hall

Petracca is so shit and overrated, massive figjam

Jonathan Sanders
Jonathan Sanders

what a joke
kilda back is atrocious

Anthony Allen
Anthony Allen

Daily reminder that Matthew Bate shagged Cuc Murphy's wife

Luis Hall
Luis Hall

Thank fuck Sportsbet already paid out otherwise I'd be having a stroke.

Ethan Hernandez
Ethan Hernandez

Who hasn't? She's the epitome of a footy slut

Cooper Brown
Cooper Brown

Matthew
Bate

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

Putting money on melbin

you would have deserved it

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

jones just facefucking them

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

Reminder that a vote for no is a vote for sharia law

Brody Phillips
Brody Phillips

I only did it because I was confident Melbourne would get up by 24 points at sometime in the game. Saints haven't played on the MCG all year and Melbourne can usually score pretty quickly.
If Sportsbet didn't have the 24 point promotion there's no way I would have done it.

Kayden Diaz
Kayden Diaz

trip on oxygen thief

Benjamin Miller
Benjamin Miller

Saints in charge of rucking

Ian White
Ian White

ELITEMONS
2017
doubting the elitemons

Caleb Butler
Caleb Butler

oh my fucking god, whatever, I'm done, maybe 2018 will be the year

Ayden Watson
Ayden Watson

*votes no*

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

Wow Sup Forums it was looking shaky for the Demons there but I think they have the game in the bag now.
Wish I could be calling for Channel 7.

Andrew Gray
Andrew Gray

He was called Jack Billings.
Now he's called Jack Billngs.

Ian Barnes
Ian Barnes

Take a bloody shot at goal ffs

Wyatt Moore
Wyatt Moore

Am I wrong in thinking that, past a certain point, the rational choice is to pick another team to support?

Carter Thomas
Carter Thomas

off yourself

Sebastian Garcia
Sebastian Garcia

all these non-calls
looks like Gil was running low on money, needed the meljew football club to make finals

Jace Stewart
Jace Stewart

Typical St Kilda getting bored and giving up when they're on the comeback.

Don't bother turning up next week, cunts.

John Wood
John Wood

not getting it
end your life lad

Kayden Cooper
Kayden Cooper

If you're a Saints supporter, you honestly should switch to a team like Essendon which actually has potential these next few years.

Luke Howard
Luke Howard

it is, but have it known this - you can never come back

Levi Brooks
Levi Brooks

t. Stavros

Jack Fisher
Jack Fisher

comeback
I don't think choking in the 4th quarter constitutes a "comeback"

Carson Powell
Carson Powell

essenshit
potential

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

I get it m8, Billings is only playing with 1 eye thus instead of Billings it's Billngs because he's missing an eye

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

Pooce

Logan Wilson
Logan Wilson

why is there a chick umpiring

Benjamin Bailey
Benjamin Bailey

SAINTS A SHIT

Tyler Myers
Tyler Myers

because it's 2017

Dominic Cook
Dominic Cook

fucking heathens

Evan Diaz
Evan Diaz

SHOULD
HAVE
KILDA
YOURSELVES

Kayden Walker
Kayden Walker

t. Straffo

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

RIP SAINTS

Joshua Sanchez
Joshua Sanchez

Seynts

Henry Torres
Henry Torres

What is with this pro-Hitler turn Straff has taken lately?

Honestly didn't see it coming

Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

ain't kilda

Brayden Baker
Brayden Baker

They were about 32 points down in the third quarter but then got back to within 10 by the end of the quarter.
That choke was the giving up you fucking mongoloid, Jesus fucking Christ you're a fucking retard.

Xavier Long
Xavier Long

hahahahahahaha just fold St Kilda

Christopher Cooper
Christopher Cooper

should Kilda myself tbqh

Camden Reyes
Camden Reyes

These St. Kilda Saints really should have committed suicide rather than keep playing at this rate.

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

So we can cross the Saints out of finals contention now, only one spot left in the 8 for WC/Bulldogs/Essendon

James Morales
James Morales

The Ain'ts

Charles Rivera
Charles Rivera

saints have something good going then squander it away
this somehow isn't a choke
what bizarre definition of choke are you using?

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

doubting Elitebourne ELITEmons

Jaxson Wright
Jaxson Wright

Is there any good financial or historic reason to not just fold st kilda and transfer their better players to stronger teams? Would make the competition more exciting and save the fans a few more decades of heartbreak.

Austin Jackson
Austin Jackson

Me seeing a photographer on the boundary using a Nikon

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

Not saying it isn't a choke you moron, read the original fucking post. Are you pretending to be retarded?

Nathaniel Walker
Nathaniel Walker

The Aint's

Landon Turner
Landon Turner

read my original post asshole, chipping away at a lead isn't a comeback

Anthony Stewart
Anthony Stewart

Leave the BSA alone

Nicholas Gomez
Nicholas Gomez

it's a seppo tries to fit in episode

Austin Hall
Austin Hall

SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU BOTH TEAMS CHOKED IT'S JUST THAT SAINTS CHOKED WORSE

Jeremiah Scott
Jeremiah Scott

Lads I found out that a qt that I work with has a thing for me, should I go for it?

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

coming back isn't a comeback

Luke Nguyen
Luke Nguyen

now get ready for the

[quote]
claims low intelligence
posts anime
[/quote]

response

Parker Fisher
Parker Fisher

claims low intelligence
posts anime

Christopher Baker
Christopher Baker

/nrlel/ is still on their saturday thread kek

Jackson Walker
Jackson Walker

I'm glad you recognise the truth

Nathaniel Phillips
Nathaniel Phillips

People actually thought the Demons would lose this game
KEK.The Melbourne Demons are one of the best teams in the comp this year. The Saints just got BTFO and are now well on their way to being folded next year. Melbourne will absolutely destroy the Brisbane Lions next weekend and Collingwood will be the easiest game all year. Then they will play Port Adelaide in the first final and win comfortably then it is an easy road to the Grand Final.
You guys better put money on Melbourne to win the flag while you can. Jump on the bandwagon early. 2017 will be the year of the Dees. NOTHING can stop them.

Levi Barnes
Levi Barnes

Port making the finals

Hudson Jenkins
Hudson Jenkins

Port are flat track bullies playing Collingwood and Gold Coast in Adelaide they are going to make the finals.

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

Pies are gonna win today

Noah Morris
Noah Morris

I'm sorry, I'm triggered the Saints blew it again, I was merely shitposting about what bottlers they are and didn't even want this semantic shit-flinging
2017 is cooked I suppose, I'll watch the grand final though

Oliver Bailey
Oliver Bailey

Happy white pride round

Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

If you have to ask, the answer is probably no.

Asher Foster
Asher Foster

I'm sorry, I'm triggered the Saints blew it again,
Me too lad. Me too

Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

the older I get the weirder it seems to completely emotionally invest yourself in the success or failures of other men

I love sport but this part of it I don't understand

Grayson Brooks
Grayson Brooks

Being white is nothing to be proud of

Andrew Peterson
Andrew Peterson

t. Richard Di Natale

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

You just fucking said here it was
What is even the point of this argument? False flagging seppos?

Jack Wood
Jack Wood

If girls check me out from their cars when I ride my bike does it mean they wanna fug?

Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

not really, cars are easier to perv from as they are moving and can't be stopped. They could also just be looking at your because you're on the road

Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez


mfw seppo dilutes thread quality

Wyatt Turner
Wyatt Turner

why do you care, you're riding to the brothel anyway

Gavin Bennett
Gavin Bennett

t. Bike Cunt

Jonathan Flores
Jonathan Flores

okay

next time I'll chase them down and knock on their window and ask why they looked at me

Kayden Jackson
Kayden Jackson

it's a freshcunt desperately latches onto last year's flavour of the month for credibility episode

Jacob Robinson
Jacob Robinson

fucking too hot in adelaide today lads

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

fresh
it's an nrlel tries to fit in episode

Carson Thomas
Carson Thomas

22
Hot
I guess for winter it's hot but I'd love that kind of weather (or hotter) in Melb any day. HATE this cold, muggy weather

Parker Johnson
Parker Johnson

nigger I've been shitposting about saints for like 3 years now

Charles Kelly
Charles Kelly

What a pathetic post. I made this joke the last time he talked about this shit and YOU desperately copied me kek

Aiden Perry
Aiden Perry

Think i'm gonna go to a brothel lads

Never been before but i haven't had sex in 10 months

Charles Scott
Charles Scott

When the dogs don't make finals this year they should be forced to give back their flag and prizemoney then moved to Hobart.

Lucas Wilson
Lucas Wilson

what's the point in having sex if you can't eat her bumhole

David Robinson
David Robinson

suppoorting artificial afl clubs like the crows, GCS, eagles and GWS

Fold these clubs and move north to tasmania.
sorted.

Jacob Rogers
Jacob Rogers

muh hisstoree

nobody cares that your grandad supported some shit club played on a dirt patch by farmers and builders in 1750

Wyatt Hernandez
Wyatt Hernandez

Better than being a plastic club. An absolute blight on this great game.

Gavin Butler
Gavin Butler


muh hisstoree
nobody cares that your grandad supported some shit club played on a dirt patch by farmers and builders in 1750

Yep the whole joint was a thriving metropolis 30 years before the first fleet.

Kevin Lee
Kevin Lee

how are the dockers any less plastic than the eagles

port power were also literally invented by a coked up marketing team in the mid 90's

Charles Young
Charles Young

Is it safe to assume that Angus Monfries won't play another AFL game?

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

what is east and south fremantle football clubs

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

Ahh shit Port are on

GJGE Collingwood

Parker Hall
Parker Hall

Two suburban clubs that have nothing to do with the Fremantle Dockers?

Ryan Collins
Ryan Collins

Not the Fremantle football club

The Eagles were put in to cover the entire state, freo was an afterthought thrown in so they could capitalise off the north/south rivalry in Perth once suburbia spread into the farmland there

Both are artificial clubs

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

Higher rank teams should get to choose their opponents in finals y/n?

Jason Campbell
Jason Campbell

Fremantle are also the only team to have never actually played a game in the place they're meant to represent

Aaron Thompson
Aaron Thompson

dude why didn't they just make a WAFL club located in a single suburb become the sole WA AFL representative

SURELY you can't be this thick

Eli Fisher
Eli Fisher

Such a shame too, freo oval is in a great location

Reckon they should develop east freo oval and play there if I'm honest

Easton Diaz
Easton Diaz

business plan: fold all artificial clubs and merge north and st kilda then move them to tassie

Elijah Wright
Elijah Wright

All clubs are artificial, fold the whole league and start over in a bigger market like China.

Aaron Gomez
Aaron Gomez

Amerishart tier drivel

Thomas Ortiz
Thomas Ortiz

All clubs admitted entry into the VFL/AFL after 1925 are artificial. We should fold those.

Grayson White
Grayson White

Anyone got a good link for the port game? The streams i usually use are super shit quality tonight.

Luke Adams
Luke Adams

seething that Tassie still doesn't have a club and shitty cities like Gold Coast get one

I almost think that Darwin would have been a better idea of the Gold Coke Suns

Benjamin Stewart
Benjamin Stewart

Lads, I'm doing a uni report on that tech store MSY but they don't have a bloody "About Us" or anything on their site. Can't find how to distinguish them from competitors from these incompetent fucks

Logan Martinez
Logan Martinez

Tbh I wish the AFL would fucking collapse so we could go back to our comfy state leagues

all about the $$$ mate
NRL is unironically dying a slow death and the AFL want to capitalise on that

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

Tassie is objectively the biggest nothing shithole in the country. If you think GCS crowd and memberships are poothetic just wait until someone's stupid enough to put a team on that irrelevant island.

Elijah Rodriguez
Elijah Rodriguez

Tbh I wish the AFL would fucking collapse so we could go back to our comfy state leagues

this tbqh

going national with the vfl was a big mistake and has fucked everything up in general

Actually I think every state should be a separate country anyway

Colton Nelson
Colton Nelson

MSY have physical shops whereas most of their competitors are online only

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

this port game sure is garbage, every kick is a turnover

John Rodriguez
John Rodriguez

"Jason Bennett, cast in the role of a capable commentator..."

Jose Jackson
Jose Jackson

Actually I think every state should be a separate country anyway
poostern ""australian"" detected

Michael Gomez
Michael Gomez

well maybe once we get a football team it won't be such a shithole anymore

Leo Wilson
Leo Wilson

Not having to deal with Worstcoast and Cucktoria bitching over gun laws would be pretty based tbqh.

Angel Ross
Angel Ross

thanks for your gst m8 LMAO

Leo Lopez
Leo Lopez

did you know streets use jason bennett to flavour their vanilla ice cream

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

the other problem is that half their population will refuse to go to a game because the team is based in hobart instead of launceston or vice versa

Owen Williams
Owen Williams

This umpire is pretty hot

David Scott
David Scott

Yeah that's probably the best thing to mention, Center Com is the only other viable one around like that in the physical business afaik

Nathan Evans
Nathan Evans

And player retention because literally nobody is going to want to live in Tasmania

Gabriel Rogers
Gabriel Rogers

What the fuck robbie?

Camden Sullivan
Camden Sullivan

just make the "Tasmania __" and have half the games in Hobart, half Launceston

Joseph Baker
Joseph Baker

Can't really see moving any team to Tasmania would be anything but a bigger embarrassment than the Suns. No crowds, no members, no TV viewers, all players would be wanting GAJ-tier contracts to play there, laughable state-level competition.

Julian Collins
Julian Collins

They would almost have to be based out of Melbourne and fly down for games

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

never been there but it does look comfy

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

Tassie is comfy

Hobart is a nicer city than Geelong, for example

Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

port has 2 tackles at QT
wew

Isaac Hernandez
Isaac Hernandez

it's poo peeland lite

Zachary Reed
Zachary Reed

#hinkleyout

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

legit there is only one team softer than poort and that's the poogles

Christian White
Christian White

Like that's an achievement

Ayden Cooper
Ayden Cooper

Geelong
city

Owen Young
Owen Young

ok, but players want to live there because they have a good team there. It's more about success than anything else t.bh

you're right, at this rate it will be a satellite suburb of Melbourne soon

Liam Williams
Liam Williams

Hawks are going to finish ahead of the Saints on the ladder
Will be fun re-reading all that draft pick banter from the first few rounds.

Asher Rodriguez
Asher Rodriguez

how do we kill the AFL

William Brooks
William Brooks

this bitch umpire is a shit show lmao

Isaac Diaz
Isaac Diaz

have him detonate at a grand final

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

Just wait it out. All contact sport will be dead in a few decades when we fully understand what concussion does to the brain and players start suing.

Benjamin Rogers
Benjamin Rogers

Hello, as a saints fan what is the most honourable way of killing myself? This team has and always will be a joke

Christopher Young
Christopher Young

she's a qt

David Hernandez
David Hernandez

thrash yourself 27 times with a wooden spoon

Jonathan Morgan
Jonathan Morgan

Is this a reverse Norf?

Nicholas Reed
Nicholas Reed

whoa, one BSA per aussie thread bro

Dylan Barnes
Dylan Barnes

americunts out

Hunter Wood
Hunter Wood

Any St. Kilda or Richmond supporters have tips for dealing with crippling depression? Coming across the new price of Bitcoin every few weeks makes me want to kill myself.

Camden Rogers
Camden Rogers

oh yeah bruh? Why dont we take this outside and settle it like ameribros?

Caleb Ross
Caleb Ross

The best time to buy Bitcoin was 5-6 years ago. The next best time is now. I only started in March with about 1~2K in deposits and am sitting on ~7K right now, you might as well get into it. It's practically a given that Bitcoin will reach 10K by early 2018, so you could buy now and at least guarantee a double up.

Ethan Rivera
Ethan Rivera

bitcoin is a bubble, I can't wait to see these retards lose everything

kek

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

http://firstrowau.eu/watch/563128/1/watch-port-adelaide-power-vs-collingwood-magpies.html

Henry Fisher
Henry Fisher

Don't go complaining next year pal

Sebastian Walker
Sebastian Walker

That's the one I'm using now, best one I've found and my usual go to, thanks m8.

William Powell
William Powell

I remember it being shilled on /g/ when it wasn't even $1. Now it's $4000.

Angel Martin
Angel Martin

Looking at a muscular 9/9 this week if poort get up

Jace Morris
Jace Morris

don't go complaining next year when my tulips make me rich pal
don't go complaining next year when train lines make me rich pal
don't go complaining next year when my internet startup makes me rich pal
don't go complaining next year when nickel makes me rich pal
don't go complaining next year when my house makes me rich pal

Caleb Ortiz
Caleb Ortiz

18
Cold
Get the fuck back to Sydney Homohummad.

Grayson Nguyen
Grayson Nguyen

Pretty soon there's not gonna be any living St Kilda premiership players

Samuel Clark
Samuel Clark

Is there more inbred Taswegeians, or inbred shitskins in the Western Suburbs?

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

Today's alright but later this week it's just going to be pissing rain at sub 15 degrees. Also:
Collingshit

Sebastian Bell
Sebastian Bell

potential for the elusive Reverse Norf
Norf decide to Norf instead

Angel Rogers
Angel Rogers

just wait until someone's stupid enough to put a team on that irrelevant island.

Jew Zealand?

Aiden Long
Aiden Long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk27bj86DXc

Jaxson Sanchez
Jaxson Sanchez

dead
Rodger Head
Darrel Baldock
Travis Payze
Allan Jeans

Kevin Stewart
Kevin Stewart

white supremacist runs down pedestrians
1 dead
wog runs down pedestrians
6 dead

Time to call it, I'm sick of this PC rubbish, the wog is the single largest threat to our civilization

Blake Gutierrez
Blake Gutierrez

No that's two irrelevant islands.

Asher Lewis
Asher Lewis

hawks lads

Ian Brown
Ian Brown

it was beautiful, should've made the most of it as it's going to be pissing down for the next week.

Oliver Phillips
Oliver Phillips

I'm too drunk you'll probably wreck me
I'm about to jack off, shower, then go to bed anyways, thread is all yours

John Brown
John Brown

I am VERY excited that our BIG STRONG MUSCULAR americans have decided to stay in our thread

John Lopez
John Lopez

Good, your puny flag isn't nearly big enough to take on my glorious banner of freedom, I'm gonna bake an apple pie and turn a blind eye to the domestic violence occurring downstairs.

Nicholas Gomez
Nicholas Gomez

Can't see the players suing.

I studied torts a while back, but I'm certain there was a case where a union player tried to sue the ARU over injuries he suffered as part of a scrum, but it was too remote for a duty of care to exist

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

you can both fuck off tbqh

Adam Moore
Adam Moore

He was some Saxon tier /pol/tist too kek

Le funny Sup Forums memes were all over his normiebook

James Ortiz
James Ortiz

Dwayne Russell

Parker Jenkins
Parker Jenkins

just wandered over to /pol/ to check it out and they are currently convinced the driver was a CIA plant executing a false flag and was switched out with the guy they arrested, there was also a helicopter crash nearby that killed certain people they think the car attack was covering for. /pol/ is pretty much /x/ on steroids who really hate jews and niggers now lol.

Connor Fisher
Connor Fisher

*votes no*

Grayson Carter
Grayson Carter

Wish the CIA would just shut Sup Forums down if I'm honest
Maybe I'd be productive

Jaxon Perez
Jaxon Perez

I want 3 (you)'s as compensation for wasting my time reading that PATHETIC "story"

Ryan Cruz
Ryan Cruz

:)

Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins

reminder that voting for marriage equality will result in your finger prints and DNA being added to the International Rothschild Database while microdosing you with self-replicating encephalitic nanobots.

Jayden Reed
Jayden Reed

shan't be voting for marriage equality lads

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

good lad

Ethan Foster
Ethan Foster

ELITE and MUSCULAR post.

Cooper Barnes
Cooper Barnes

KB is doing well for himself at his age

Lincoln Gomez
Lincoln Gomez

/bloods/ at it again

Jaxson Wilson
Jaxson Wilson

wells doesn't play
collingwood lose
Gee, what a shock

Josiah Green
Josiah Green

My dad's got a framed photo of their premiership team signed by every player except the one who died first

Colton Cook
Colton Cook

Based

Connor Cooper
Connor Cooper

What Internet browser are you using? Can't get it to work on Safari or Chrome

Jace Wood
Jace Wood

They can't afford foxtel

Dylan Powell
Dylan Powell

apple

Lmao. Updated your flash?

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

I prefer this one, first row streams like shit for me
http://livetv.sx/enx/eventinfo/552962_port_adelaide_collingwood/

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

carn maggies, I don't like you, but I want some 5aa action.

Thomas Russell
Thomas Russell

PORT

ARE

SOFT

AS

BUTTER

Cooper Hill
Cooper Hill

Is he wearing a turtleneck?

Jason Cook
Jason Cook

Kek that Port supporter

Henry Nguyen
Henry Nguyen

Bring back state of origin if I'm honest

Robert Evans
Robert Evans

SACK HINKLEY

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

It's a fucking embarrassment that Port Adelaide could be playing finals this year

Brayden Carter
Brayden Carter

Hinkley out Chocco in

Logan Martin
Logan Martin

37,500
kek fold this pathetic club

Owen Martin
Owen Martin

your pathetic little shithole suburban melbourne vfl pissant club would KILL to get that crowd against an interstate side

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

including this, they're 2/3 for the remainder of the season

top 4 would be a disgrace

Oliver Campbell
Oliver Campbell

I took my 5 year old daughter to the Pies/port game earlier this year. Her first pies game and we get demolished.

Evan Powell
Evan Powell

love the VFL
love victoria
hate football states
hate rugby league states
hate the AFL
hate the WAFL
hate the SANFL
hate sandgropers
hate south australians

John Nguyen
John Nguyen

Is she hot?

Caleb King
Caleb King

Growing up as an Essendon fan in WA (moved from Victoria as a kid) the only game my Dad took me to that Essendon won was in 2003

Saw nothing but shitty defeats the entire time

Xavier Nguyen
Xavier Nguyen

Go eat some crow

Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood

Looks like Dakota Fanning in Matilda.

But blonde.

Juan Torres
Juan Torres

kek, /crows/ lad, last non-showdown crowd: 50,500. Sad!

Jeremiah Peterson
Jeremiah Peterson

Theory i just came up with: This Port team is so unaccountable because it is stacked with abos

William Adams
William Adams

Really would love to have kids some day. Can't think of much better than playing cricket and footy out the back with them. Seems like such a muscular experience

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

stealing /cric/ memes they stole from based nrlGODS

Alexander Gray
Alexander Gray

doesn't matter Stavros, she'll overpower you either way.

Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

5AA melt if Port lose this?

Pretty sure that's his daughter. Or at least I remember him having a high quality would bang daughter.

Isaac Wright
Isaac Wright

love port
love the dockers
love the giants
hate the crows
hate the eagles
hate the swans

don't really give a fuck about the lions or the suns

Robert Morris
Robert Morris

found 'self-employed' bikecunt

Nathan Allen
Nathan Allen

Don't know if I can, this laptop is old as fuck

Fuck, this isn't working either, but thanks, I'll buy a new computer and be able to watch Collingwood lose next week

Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

It comes from /brit/ freshie

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

Gays don't get married they burn in hell

Jack Bailey
Jack Bailey

This

Oliver Bennett
Oliver Bennett

love test cricket

Jace Turner
Jace Turner

fuck, port getting umpballed hard over the line

Chase Allen
Chase Allen

t. abdul

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

and /nrl/ runs Sup Forums, QED

Adrian Lee
Adrian Lee

NRL will LITERALLY no longer exist in 10 years

Xavier Ross
Xavier Ross

runs Sup Forums
still using a saturday thread on a sunday

Ayden Young
Ayden Young

the innumerate fingers of nrl find their ways into every crack.

Ethan Campbell
Ethan Campbell

don't buy this /nrl/ propaganda if I'm honest

Bentley Myers
Bentley Myers

But /nrl/ will remain forever

Colton Myers
Colton Myers

How many more chances do Collingwood need? They should've kicked 4 goals from these chances.

Jaxson Thomas
Jaxson Thomas

Gil BTFO

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

please someone kill mark riccuito

Caleb King
Caleb King

they're tanking so buckley doesnt get another contract

Lincoln Ward
Lincoln Ward

not knowing that it's already been decided that his contract is renewed

KEK

Mason Price
Mason Price

It's sad isn't it

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

FUCK ME hahahahHAHAHA that cunt's name is legit DOUGAL ahahahHAHAHAH

fucking DOUGAL

Lincoln Rivera
Lincoln Rivera

it actually pleases me that collingshit are accepting mediocrity

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

Richmond were in the same position last year and now they're a 90% chance of finishing top 4, maybe even getting a top 2 finish.

It pays off to stick by your coach.

Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks

Has it really?

Jordan Green
Jordan Green

guaranteed poort cunts will be lauding the ability to beat a bottom 8 team over >us this week. poothetic.

Cooper Nguyen
Cooper Nguyen

bitchmond had a good 2015 though, so that weighed in Hardwick's favour

Collingwood have gotten worse every year since Buckley took over

not officially

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

HHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
*breathes*
HHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
HHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
gayfl

Jaxon Edwards
Jaxon Edwards

Lmao

Oliver Barnes
Oliver Barnes

What does ladder position matter when you're going to bomb out of the finals in straight sets anyway?

Eli Torres
Eli Torres

I often wonder where Essendon would be if we'd stuck with Knights

Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

+ Full list
+ Finals experience

- -5kg of muscle from each player

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

bigger testicles

Ian Cooper
Ian Cooper

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

Mason Garcia
Mason Garcia

who sunday night blues here?

Cooper Smith
Cooper Smith

tfw wage-slave

Mason Gray
Mason Gray

Please don't straight set. Need you guys to knock Sydney out in the prelim.
- Geelong.

Dylan Taylor
Dylan Taylor

Reckon the AFL should get Vossy to coach the Suns.

Josiah White
Josiah White

3/9 this week
Fuck me

Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

Shit I reckon

Liam Torres
Liam Torres

Better than stavros

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

Post predictions fellas.

http://www.afl.com.au/ladder/ladder-predictor

William Russell
William Russell

7/9 here, quite happy in my mediocrity tßh

going to be tough tipping next week:
/crows/ v shitney
poort v bogs
bloos v hawks
shit kilda v norf

Easton Wood
Easton Wood

Sydney
Port
Hawks
Kilda

Hardest one for me is Collingwood v Geelong. Probably Collingwood though.

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

/crows/ here

Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

You pretty confident the Dogs will win the next two? I mean, I'd like to see it so Essendon doesn't make finals.

Caleb Reed
Caleb Reed

Watching Richmond go to Adelaide and get belted is gonna be glorious

Ian Hughes
Ian Hughes

Geelong vs Sydney grand final
Please no.

There must be a result where it's an Adelaide vs. Sydney prelim with Adelaide winning.

Aiden Walker
Aiden Walker

not confident, no. But port and hawks are trash, so I'd say so even without buying into garlicky conspiracy theories

Lincoln Mitchell
Lincoln Mitchell

Hopefully Johannisen comes back.

Jaxon Adams
Jaxon Adams

This is the worst timeline.

Jacob Gonzalez
Jacob Gonzalez

would laugh my ass off

Eli Thompson
Eli Thompson

James Hird presenting the Norm Smith medal
"You couldn't have done it without me"
Fight breaks out
Best timeline.

Colton Gray
Colton Gray

I'd probably suicide to avoid witnessing Stavros gloating for the next decade

Eli Russell
Eli Russell

Cashier gave me a 5 cent Australian coin instead of a US quarter today dick to get a new one and I will be there in the morning to see if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time and I will be there at some point and I think I have a good feeling about this one is a little bit of a joke engineering classes are going to be in the office tomorrow

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

We could unironically end up with 2 finals in Sydney and 2 finals in Adelaide

just need the pies to beat the cats

Aaron Morales
Aaron Morales

It'll happen as long as the Giants beat Geelong in the final round

Lucas Watson
Lucas Watson

what the fuck is even going on in this post

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

Would GWS get their home final at their 15k ground?

Dylan James
Dylan James

yup

they will only shift it if they play the swans

Kevin Lewis
Kevin Lewis

What is going on with Straffo lately?

Some of his tweets have been v out of character

Isaac Reyes
Isaac Reyes

Doggies or Port next week? Only one I'm really not sure about

Tyler Miller
Tyler Miller

Straffo has always been about pushing the envelope while hiding under a social justice mask lad

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

love local footy
hate Nikon
love McNuggies
hate hearing sister getting plowed

Connor White
Connor White

Would give Caitlyn the plot for sure

Absolutely shocked that the Stratford family is filled with 7/10 sluts

Brayden Reyes
Brayden Reyes

inb4 janny

Dylan Walker
Dylan Walker

Reminder

Grayson Turner
Grayson Turner

Dogs
Especially if Wines is suspended a week for that high bump he did today

Lucas Collins
Lucas Collins

ancient post
new filename

freshie detected

Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas

freshie
nrlel detected

Andrew Wilson
Andrew Wilson

freshie is /nrl/ specific
Kek get a load of this freshcunt lads

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

RC needs to take a long walk off a short pier for real though, I'm just trying to glean as much information as I can about AFL and he comes in and ruins threads

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

all these freshies failing my tests

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

might have a wank over eleni lads

Angel Wright
Angel Wright

Based Matt on elite test watch

Ian Hill
Ian Hill

Essendon are just a bog average football side :(

What a waste of a year.

Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

Every poster in this thread is Matt.

Parker Harris
Parker Harris

fucking sick of the janny targeting /cric/ lads

Luke Smith
Luke Smith

they'll probably scrape into 8th and get smashed by whoever is 5th

Owen Myers
Owen Myers

they'll never stop me from straffposting lad

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

[2]

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Disable AdBlock to view this page