I FUCKING SWEAR I'M GONNA KILL SOMEBODY

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

I FUCKING SWEAR I'M GONNA KILL SOMEBODY

I WANT OFF OF THIS FUCKING RIDE

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Nathan Clark
Nathan Clark

Sell Nerman
replace him with Paulinho

Topjej

Cameron Campbell
Cameron Campbell

Imagine signing Tottenham Hotspur's worst-ever player and celebrating it as a success.

Landon Campbell
Landon Campbell

sex generates life
Kek

Thomas Gutierrez
Thomas Gutierrez

b-b-b-but uefalona will know how to spend 200 million wisely!!11!!11!

Charles Ross
Charles Ross

I think it translates to Sex is Life, not sex generates life.

Noah Cox
Noah Cox

DON'T IGNORE ME YOU FUCKING FOREIGNERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

Win 200mi
Can't buy a decent player

Angel Torres
Angel Torres

Yes but its a Play on words

Easton Thompson
Easton Thompson

CHI

Oliver Jones
Oliver Jones

get 280 million euros
spend it on paulinho to keep those brazilian jersey sales going

Leo Wilson
Leo Wilson

They could, but they're being cheap as fuck about it.

Gavin Anderson
Gavin Anderson

I like Paulinho, he's a good player, don't know where the hatred for him among europeans come from. Also, he's not a substitute for Neymar, he's a defensive midfielder.

Luke Lopez
Luke Lopez

no, it literally means sex is life, implying something like having sex is needed to enjoy life. it's an advertisement for men who have problems getting hard

Elijah Walker
Elijah Walker

You don't need to be an expert to know this is a bad deal. What the fuck are they thinking?

Are they just retarded or plain corrupt? Jesus Christ I don't even care much for barca but this is just sad.

Hudson Hernandez
Hudson Hernandez

I'm starting to believe the sabotage conspiracy
Didn't they hire someone recently who is an outspoken halalista?
Someone copy paste that post by Iceland a month ago

Logan Barnes
Logan Barnes

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

holy shit that is so unprofessional

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

Doesn't Seri have a 40 million release clause? Hell I'm sure there are many much better players who are both younger and cheaper.

They're not being cheap they're just fucking retarded.

Nathan Carter
Nathan Carter

Yes I know, I can speak spanish. But sex is also the means to create life. And thus its a bit of a play on words

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

Of course it's corrupt. There's nothing with big bucks involved that isn't (((corrupt))).

Brody Perry
Brody Perry

They're being a mixture of the two. Cheap and retarded when it comes to Dembele. Dortmund said they want upwards of €120m, and their first bid was €70m with €40m in bonuses, which included shit like winning a BdO.

James Jones
James Jones

Guangzhou paid €14 million for this guy. Two years later Barca pay €40.

A Chinese club actually made a profit off of one of their retarded signings.

Cameron Lewis
Cameron Lewis

14m is too much for this retard

Luke Allen
Luke Allen

40 million for a 29 year old Chinese League player

Lincoln Baker
Lincoln Baker

Also, Tottenham bought him for 12 million then sold him for 19 million despite the fact that he was by far their worst player. He's like a human money-laundering machine.

Michael Reed
Michael Reed

This is totally based on Paulinho's convocation to Brazil NT.

Brayden Gray
Brayden Gray

I bet Bartomeu is getting money from this deal. The previous president, Rosell, is currently in prison for tax evasion and corruption in Neymar's shady deal from Santos. Bartomeu is his personal friend and was also part of his board when he was president. These men are a bunch of criminals.

Jeremiah Peterson
Jeremiah Peterson

44 minutes
losing to West Ham for 2-0

I feel that this team was bad.

Luke Sanchez
Luke Sanchez

Is this 100% official or is it still just speculation?

Elijah Gonzalez
Elijah Gonzalez

*tips tinfoil*

Austin Campbell
Austin Campbell

They were absolutely awful that season. It was the year they sold Bale, then tried to replace him with 7 new signings.

Luis Peterson
Luis Peterson

40mill for paulinho
Barca directives are truly retarded. Once messi retires the club will go to shit

Anthony Brown
Anthony Brown

It should have been Oscar instead of him, what the fuck is Tite doing?

William Long
William Long

No, they still have Suarez, Iniesta, Busquet and Pique to save them. Once one of those leave, then they'll be finished.

Julian Flores
Julian Flores

Turning the Seleção into Corinthians

Colton Young
Colton Young

Paulinho
Adebayor
Chiriches
Those truly were the Dark Ages

Easton Cook
Easton Cook

Except for Busquest's they're all 30+, even then he's 29. Not much left

Nathaniel Scott
Nathaniel Scott

Life is precious, Even us, Though our future seems grim, We will prevail

Josiah Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz

No you don't, gypsie boy. Now stop giving shitty excuses and go straight to duolingo or some shitty language site like that

Tyler Walker
Tyler Walker

Isn't that picture from the day Messi fucked up and Neymar had to save the the game alone?

Jason Williams
Jason Williams

same season when neymar disappeared and scored 20 goals while messi carried the team

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

Paulinho is a top 10 midfielder in the world, you fucking plebs

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

carried them to what?

Brody Collins
Brody Collins

The prestigious Copa del Rey

Camden Gonzalez
Camden Gonzalez

Chirches isn't too bad now desu

Juan Murphy
Juan Murphy

the day Messi fucked up
Messi scored that day, I don't think "fucked up" is accurate. Neymar was fucking terrific though, definitely the hero of the game.

Mason Gutierrez
Mason Gutierrez

to a spanish cup and to actually finish close to madrid in the league

Asher Cook
Asher Cook

against the prestigious Alavés

Jaxson Martin
Jaxson Martin

american flags

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

To play a game tomorrow against Halal. Honestly without Messi they would never suceed it. Alaves is too strong those days

Brody Collins
Brody Collins

Now it's Barcelona's fault that Real Madrid or Atlético didn't raech the finals?

Stick to anime

Colton Gomez
Colton Gomez

It should have been Oscar instead of him
Oscar is trash, and Paulinho has scored a hat trick with the NT.

Henry Taylor
Henry Taylor

The win against a 10 man eibar where they had to dive for 2 penalties.

Aaron Bell
Aaron Bell

a wild messi fan boi appears

Adam Thompson
Adam Thompson

carrying the team doesn't necessarily mean the team has to win something. it just means that you were the best player of the team that season

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

mfw poolinho gets forever benched on Barca
mfw NT coach will still play him in as starter because they are long time buddies
mfw meme magic happens and he scores the winning goal of the WC final

Logan Bennett
Logan Bennett

Does nobody want to play for Barcelona anymore?

Honestly I'd kill myself if I had to hear people speaking Catalan all day

Logan Walker
Logan Walker

first meme arrowing will definitely happening. remember 2014 when he had zero game time at tottenham and was dogshit in the WC? Prepare yourself for seing Giuliano unironically starting

Easton White
Easton White

Paulinho always plays well under Tite. Tite should just field all former or current Corinthians players anyway. Guaranteed WC invicto.

Xavier Morgan
Xavier Morgan

FUCK IT IM DONE
THIS CLUB CANT BE HELPED
Looks like i will exchange to support Madrid right now

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

Arda Turan
Andre Gomes
Paulinho

when are we going to stop buying meme midfielders?

Owen Torres
Owen Torres

But you're... russian...

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

Dude, there's no excuse for losing to celta. Just as there was no excuse for barcelona to lose to the likes of alaves on the league

Gavin Walker
Gavin Walker

there's no excuse for losing to celta

lmao there is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFkgnnG_M3Y

Brody Howard
Brody Howard

implying you hear Catalan all day in Barcelona

we have been colonized by the spanish

Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

The NT is basically corinthians, tite's buddies and neymar at this point.

Carter Adams
Carter Adams

That's why they're playing well. Remove nerman and add Romero, we'd be even better.

Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith

we have been colonized by the spanish

More like colonized by Pakis

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

what is the excuse for this?

https://youtu.be/rq2a6v0kjJQ

Hudson Myers
Hudson Myers

Oscar is trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scT7jOOHXdw

Yeah, ok...

Benjamin Rivera
Benjamin Rivera

youn know remember tim sherwood

Samuel Gonzalez
Samuel Gonzalez

spain and portugal don't have that many muslims compared to france, uk or germany.

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

they are both brown and uncivilized, what is the difference?

Henry Foster
Henry Foster

He should also change the color of the jerseys to black and white. Only then will the hexa come.

Alexander Martinez
Alexander Martinez

The original kit was indeed black and white so we'd just go back to old style.

I like it.

Thomas Baker
Thomas Baker

Clearly you've never visited to Barcelona
Kek true, but hey the doner kebab is good

Ethan Mitchell
Ethan Mitchell

that one goal from fucking 5 years ago

Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

back when I thought that this lazy cunt would be something

Alexander Thomas
Alexander Thomas

lads they bought Vermaelen not too long ago they are retarded
I wouldn't even go to barca in this state t b h

Noah Robinson
Noah Robinson

Paulo Dybala and Coutinho
Paulinho
Really activates the almonds.

Luis Thompson
Luis Thompson

Unironnically rating Oscar
Paulinho is better than him.

Dominic Price
Dominic Price

Dude, Oscar is good, maybe not really good, but he's one of the bests Brazil have right now in his position. the NT should be

Diego Souza
Marcelo
Thiago Silva
David Luiz
Dani Alves
Casemiro
Lucas
Oscar
Coutinho
Neymar
Gabriel Jesus

This team would destroy everything in its path.

Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

What is the excuse for this? lmao

Lincoln Parker
Lincoln Parker

what is barcelonas endgame?

Gabriel Reyes
Gabriel Reyes

Lmao fuck off dude. Oscar is dogshit. He could have been something, but the guy has zero work rate, he just likes to fuck his sister all day

Bentley Thompson
Bentley Thompson

I'm sorry, the GK's name is actually Diego Alves.

Cameron Williams
Cameron Williams

Lucas
Fifa is not real life.

Christian Kelly
Christian Kelly

I thought Paulinho is like 25-26 yo
But really, 40m for 29 yo brazillian?
They must be High right now

Asher Perez
Asher Perez

What? Now Lucas is not a good player? Fuck off, who do you want in his position? Some fucker who plays in the brazilian league? We can't keep picking players playing in Brazil to go to the NT, they play against mediocre teams, we should pick the ones playing in Europe against the big and stronger clubs. Lucas and Oscar are good (they're not excellent like Neymar or Coutinho) but they also have experience playing against strong teams and they can also shine sometimes.

Alexander Jenkins
Alexander Jenkins

Souza not Alves
Lucas
Oscar not Firmino

kill yourself

Liam Edwards
Liam Edwards

So it's settled. Corinthians will win the 2018 World Cup.

William Russell
William Russell

sucking european cock this much
Garbage players playing against good teams doesnt make them good. Also Ligue 1 is shit and Lucas still fucks up in that league

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

This is what FIFA does to people's brains.

Isaac Brooks
Isaac Brooks

Why did you ignore the other question? Who do you think is better than Lucas right now to take his position in the NT? There's literally no one as skilled and experienced as him right now. and he's even Neymar's friend, this is good for the team's chemistry.

Ryan Robinson
Ryan Robinson

is this man able to play one match without embarrassing himself and the game in general?

Robert Bennett
Robert Bennett

Yes?

James Hill
James Hill

Wtf do you mean in his position? Tite's formation is different than PSG's formation. The midfield has been good the way it is with tite and the only truly garbe tier player is Renato Augusto. Willian is much better than Lucas. Stop playing FIFA.

Brandon Hernandez
Brandon Hernandez

no one as skilled and experienced as him
He's a pace baby who can't even make a difference in Ligue 1. He doesn't backtrack to cover the wingers, which Tite demands. His crossing is subpar. He's a budget Nerman, and Willian is better with more stamina to backtrack.

Logan Allen
Logan Allen

Oh yeah, everything is so great under Tite, right? That's why we lost the Superclásico to Argentina and have difficult dealing with shitty south american teams like Colombia.

Daniel Torres
Daniel Torres

shitty teams like Colombia
Colombia
unironically 2nd in the qualifiers

lmao gtfo here kiddo

Eli Diaz
Eli Diaz

do you have the one where he goes down from a linesmans flag?

Colton Gonzalez
Colton Gonzalez

Tite lost a friendly to Argentina while he didn't have 8 of the first team players. Brazil also played MUCH better that game with literally 2 open goal chances. This was after a complete DESTRUCTION of Argentina by our NT in the qualifiers. STOP PLAYING FIFA, START WATCHING FOOTBALL.

Bentley Smith
Bentley Smith

Marcelo
Thiago Silva
David Luiz
Dani Alves

Wallah, so you want another 7-1, Joao? 3 of these 4 mothafuckers can't defend to save their life.

Brandon James
Brandon James

Colombia
bad

1-0 loss to Argentina with half your team missing
bad

Asher Clark
Asher Clark

He doesn't watch soccer, just plays videogames.

Aaron Flores
Aaron Flores

underestimating Ligue 1 defences

There is a reason we call it the "0-0 league"

Nicholas Martinez
Nicholas Martinez

Pls no 7x1 webms.

Benjamin Reed
Benjamin Reed

It's still a boring league and Lucas is still a garbage player. Do you actually call it the 0x0 league?

Bentley Lewis
Bentley Lewis

They had a bad day. Thiago Silva is one of the best defenders in the world, Marcelo is literally the best LB in the world, Dani Alves is also one of the best RBs in the world, the only one that is a little weak is David Luiz, but who else would take his position? No one, those guys are not perfect but they're the best we got.

Kevin Russell
Kevin Russell

He doesn't watch soccer, just plays videogames.

Nigger are you serious, Luiz is a walking disaster

Joseph White
Joseph White

The hero of the game

I beg to differ

Isaac Miller
Isaac Miller

Do you understand that Marcelo and Dani are good at attacking, but poor defenders? Being 90+ on FIFA in a position, doesn't mean you're great at every aspect of that role.

I'm talking about the guy you're replying to. He thinks because Dani Alves is a 92 on FIFA that you just plop him in there without anyone covering the flank when he advances forward.

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

It's still a boring league
How is this even an argument, monkey newfag.

William Peterson
William Peterson

Marcelo is literally the best LB in the world

The best, offensively speaking...he's absolutely God awful at defending.

Levi Cruz
Levi Cruz

And he somehow saved us twice before on the world cup.
To think that he could've been an hero if they all weren't so shit.

Ryan Perry
Ryan Perry

Nah this meme is dead already

Ian Powell
Ian Powell

Renato Augusto is the smartest player on the team and the one with the best passing, remove him and you have a bunch of mixed race brainlets running with the ball like headless chickens.

Daniel Nelson
Daniel Nelson

Real Madrid snatch up the next Xavi for 18 million
Farca spend 40million on a 29 year old bum

Sad!

Owen White
Owen White

Madrid should be disappointed if they don't win the treble this season. Barcelona are shit

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

Brah, do you even watch Halad Madrid matches? The nigger play like a left winger not a left back. He's always forward and than rushing back like a fucktard to defend.

Jaxson Barnes
Jaxson Barnes

lol Dani Alves isn't a poor defender at all. Problem is, he's too atacking mind, but if you ask him to just defend he'll be great at it.

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

Yes, because they don't have a real left winger lol. Ronaldo can't dribble past his mother to save his life anymore

He was ok against Robben last season

Matthew Morales
Matthew Morales

Yeah I guess you're right.

Jaxson Stewart
Jaxson Stewart

tim sherwood

TRIGGERED

Wyatt Ward
Wyatt Ward

defensive midfielder.

Since when do defensive midfielders score hattricks against powerhouses like URgay?

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

but if you ask him to just defend he'll be great at it
There are better fullbacks at defending. Why would you field Marcelo and Dani and not use their greatest strengths? Just don't have four attacking midfielders and let the deep lying CMs cover the flanks.

Isaac Phillips
Isaac Phillips

I like Paulinho, he's a good player, don't know where the hatred for him among europeans come from
Paulinho played for Tottenham Hotspur in England and he was fucking terrible

Robert Howard
Robert Howard

But why lads. I like watching Barca for Messi but this Season just sounds like it's going to be utter tripe.
Not really interested in watching chance after chance squandered, terrible defensive decisions leading to dropped points to Deportivo, and a lingering feeling that something else should be there.

How do you sell Neymar and just get Paulinho

Noah Wright
Noah Wright

nice I create a thread about barcelona and now third worlders derail it to talk about the brazilian national team

Michael Collins
Michael Collins

LITTLE PAUL IS GOOD, GET OVER IT!

Blake Miller
Blake Miller

Since the greatest DM and future ballon d'or winner Paulinho began playing.

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

Well, I don't know, Dani was always a key player in Barca 5 seconds pressure. He's a mad man pressuring. I always rated him as a defender in those games that he would just defend, like I said. A good example was the last game against Barca, where he kept Neymar on his pocket.

Noah Flores
Noah Flores

lmao catacucks being cucked, now tell me something new

Nathaniel Cruz
Nathaniel Cruz

in england
was that really necessary?

Juan Morgan
Juan Morgan

Paulinho is fucking awful. Did you see him play in England? What a shit player.

Dylan Martin
Dylan Martin

it's nice to see brazilian, american and flags talking about catacucks, scatalans and the like. a few years ago foreigners had no idea about who we were. the spaniards have failed. our independence is inevitable

Dominic Watson
Dominic Watson

Bartomeu has a corporation with many enterprises called Adelte Group. This corporation builds some of the worlds leading infrastructures for airports, seaports, roadtransport etc. where they are planning to expand using manufacturing factories in Taipei, Hong Kong, and now the port of Gaungzhou. Recently, Adelte Group has promised to complete a large construction service in China alongside the owners of Guangzhou Evergrande. The construction project is called, "Ocean Flower Island", an artificial archipelago that functions as a large tourist attraction with casinos, marinas, hotels etc for the opulents.

Now take your guess on why they signed Comisinho.

Captcha: Disaster Response Route signal

Nathaniel Long
Nathaniel Long

Tottenham aren't that big, I didn't think a Brazilian would know that they were English

Henry Gomez
Henry Gomez

He's been great at the NT. Not his fault their coach was shit.

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

Not his fault their coach was shit.

Paulinho played for Tottenham in Pochettino's first season. Pochettino is a good coach. If Paulinho failed that's his own fault.

Joshua Diaz
Joshua Diaz

He started well for Spurs.

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

You go, girl! Here we all support the Catalan independence.

Aiden Nelson
Aiden Nelson

Idk, I remember him being shit the entire time. Maybe you're right though.

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson

Pochettino is a good coach
He hasn't won shit. Tite is an actually good coach who will win the WC.

Cameron Parker
Cameron Parker

5 years ago

who was Jamie Vardy two years ago?

Cameron Richardson
Cameron Richardson

You just got Hue'd, bro!

Bentley Sanders
Bentley Sanders

God works in mysterious ways

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

The downfall of Spain was confirmed when you switched Fascism for (((Democracy))) desu senpai unironically baka.

Hudson Rivera
Hudson Rivera

What do you want to discuss about Paulinho anymore? Do you just want everyone to point and laugh at Barcelona trough the entire thread?

Gavin Flores
Gavin Flores

spain
fascism
kek, spain was under a national-catholic dictatorship, the church and businessmen owned the country. franco used the fascists and stabbed them in the back. not that they didn't deserve it. all spaniards, fascists or commies, are scum and that's why we catalans want to rid ourselves of the spanish cancer

Evan Cox
Evan Cox

This.

Gabriel Hughes
Gabriel Hughes

Why would we point and laugh at a team for signing the future ballon d'or winner?

Ian Stewart
Ian Stewart

Wasnt Spain as bad and irrelevant back then? I'd say that thanks to the technology their lives are much better now.
I believe Spain went into a downward spiral since the 17th century.

Juan Scott
Juan Scott

Leicester striker who had shown a good work ethic. An honest English player.

Ryan Flores
Ryan Flores

Honestly since we're here, how do you call this dribble in english?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntwd7RL3apU

Gavin Williams
Gavin Williams

the (((church))) and businessmen owned the country

No, that's (((democracy))).

Spain got their cunt rekt when they were (((advised))) to attack the mighty Anglo. Only based Franco saved them 500 years later and they didn't realise what they had until it was gone. Now they look for excuses instead of looking at themselves. Sad.

Gabriel Campbell
Gabriel Campbell

No, that's (((democracy))).
well I guess we were in a (((democracy))) with Franco, then.

Leo Parker
Leo Parker

Doesn't have a name as far as I know

Jason Thompson
Jason Thompson

I've never heard a name for it. Think we just describe it

Liam White
Liam White

Like a millions of other literally whos with 0 market value, but he started to play well and everything changed. FOOTBALL is about TODAY, not the PAST.

Xavier Jones
Xavier Jones

the let me tell you about your country fascist englel

you got beady eyes too?

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

Cow dribble.

Nolan Bailey
Nolan Bailey

in spanish it's autopase

Caleb Young
Caleb Young

Half-moon dribble.

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

half moon forward circle

Grayson Lopez
Grayson Lopez

É o drible da vaca kkkkk

Jason Wood
Jason Wood

Sua mãe leva esse drible todo dia kkkkk

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

2017
Tottenham reject signs for Barcelona

what went wrong?

Chase Wood
Chase Wood

Kkkkk boa lek vou dormir com essa

Evan Foster
Evan Foster

spain
first world

better a nigger than a moor

Liam Fisher
Liam Fisher

Sexo es vida

Juan Perez
Juan Perez

Second recent Brazilian buy that screams of money laundering; first was Douglas.

Austin Rogers
Austin Rogers

Gotta sell those hue shirts

Aiden Cox
Aiden Cox

hoof it forward la

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

Basque masterrace.

Angel Rivera
Angel Rivera

can't get hard
Haha can you imagine....... haha

Jeremiah Price
Jeremiah Price

paulinho is good

Jonathan Rivera
Jonathan Rivera

that's an i've just done you m8, made you look like a right plonker hahahaha

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

Barca is probably in it to sell him to united for 60 million next year

Michael Cruz
Michael Cruz

Literally LOLed irl

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

Yes, that was the picture (pushed by the media) that made Neymar to leave Barça

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

He is not great Anglo
Mighty
Engel hasnt won a war by itself ever (aparte from Malvinas). You are good at hiding and waiting in your sad, rainy island, tho.

Jack Walker
Jack Walker

Tottenham bought him for 17m pounds. They were at a loss, but they wanted to get rid of his massive wages.

Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

Sexo es vida
not having sex
meaning I have no life

thats pretty accurate

James Ross
James Ross

We are too prude in the UK the daily mail would never have that on the front, and you wonder why Muslims are having more kids and younger white people are becoming weed or cat ladies..

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

and you wonder why Muslims are having more kids and younger white people are becoming weed or cat ladies..

well yeah you wonder because it has nothing to do with that

Logan Davis
Logan Davis

You're right, we just sent strongly worded letters to those countries throughout the world and told them they were now under our control.
What is it that you're so mad about? Is this a colony thing? Is it because our colonies became first world countries (USA, Australia, New Zealand, to a lesser extent Canada and arguably India (as a superpower at least) even if it has taken them 1000 years) whereas yours are Mexico, Argentina and some other nonentities who desperately try to escape to a first world country like the USA, which was built by? The mighty Anglo.
Do you know the Hawaiian flag has the British flag on it, even though it was never colonized or even under our rule, and they did it purely out of respect? Whereas whenever someone says "What do you guys speak in Brazil? Spanish?" there's an immediate chimpout. Even Brazil, tied with Zimbabwe for the worst country in the world is sickened to be associated with you in any way, shape or form.
Sad.

Parker Bennett
Parker Bennett

Kill yourself if you actually think like this

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

Absolutely clueless and embarrassing

Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

Have you ever looked at the front page of the daily star

Nolan Smith
Nolan Smith

human money-laundering machine
Good one.

Michael Campbell
Michael Campbell

i can speak spanish

can't translate Sexo es Vida,

just close the thread mate you posted some dumb shit who cares

Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Ramirez

t. Piqué
Catalans are so assblasted about Castillans they're ready to suck about everyone else's dick.

Jaxon Murphy
Jaxon Murphy

calla gavatxo, si volgués saber el que penses t'ho hagués preguntat

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

Spanish Barcelona supporter
Neat

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

all spaniards, fascists or commies, are scum
that's why we catalans want to rid ourselves of the spanish cancer
by supporting the most commie scum political party ever in spanish/catalan history

ets un traidor a la nostra patria catalana

Charles Butler
Charles Butler

no sé de que parles noi
no sóc de cap partit polític, només estic a favor de qui vuilgui matar espanyols
spanish
no thank you

Jaxon Myers
Jaxon Myers

matar els nostres germans
no sóc de cap partit polític
keep trying cuptard scum

Charles Jackson
Charles Jackson

els espanyols
els nostres germans
o ets xarnego o ets el cuck més gran de Catalunya

Matthew Cook
Matthew Cook

catalan is basically spanish with the last letter of each word being cut out

Ryan Cruz
Ryan Cruz

It's a shit dialect at best. Not a language.

Wyatt Morris
Wyatt Morris

Jesus fuck, I've found a language that's uglier than Spanish. I didn't know Catalan was this shitty.

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

trying this hard
cringe

James Miller
James Miller

shut up, it's a based language

Justin Richardson
Justin Richardson

achilles
ahahahahhahhahaahahhahhaha "your" team is fucking trash faggot, deal with it

Anthony Stewart
Anthony Stewart

more than matic

kek

Easton Cox
Easton Cox

call others cucks
when he is supporting the most commie scum people ever aka Podemos + CUP

hahaha kill yourself you fucking traitor, even a charnego is more catalan than you

its just a spanish/french kind of mixture

Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

when he is supporting the most commie scum people ever aka Podemos + CUP
hahaha però qué dius rata espanyola? imbècil, la cup són quatre gats, els independentistes no som la cup. visca la terra lliure

Owen Roberts
Owen Roberts

els independentistas son la cup + podemos + erc. literally tots commie scum
visca la terra lliura
lliure de que, tu vols als espanyols fora pero no dius res dels negres, moros, pakis i sudacas que junt amb els empresaris rics (oh els burguesos catalans rics de sempre quina surpresa) son els que han arruinat la nostre terra. de segur tu ets un paleto d'aquests que es creuen que tot lo malo que ens pasa es culpa del estat espanyol, o que et creus que Catalunya pot viure independent de España y Europa, totalment aislats pero magicament la nostra economia y tot funcionara igual de bé, ah no, millor i tot!

dumb bluepilled traitor.

Nicholas Cooper
Nicholas Cooper

hahahaha, nen torna a l'escola que no saps escriure! Ets un maleït xarnego de Santa Coloma. Vull fer fora els espanyols, els moros, els pakis i els negres. Tots sou escòria que representa la mort del nostre poble. Vinga noi, ves a votar ciutadans i a clicar posts de Dolça Catalunya, xarnego dels collons! VIA SUS, VIA SUS. DESPERTA FERRO. VIUREM LLIURES O MORIREM.

Daniel Jenkins
Daniel Jenkins

Sexo es vida

David Flores
David Flores

222mil**

Camden Brown
Camden Brown

What a shit language you guys speak

Oliver Gray
Oliver Gray

no saps escriure
no has estat mai a Barcelona eh paleto. ja es nota ja que ets un puto bluepilled paleto de poble.
paisos catalans
jajaja torna a l'escola nen, aquest vegada potser aprendas la historia de veritat.
vota ciutadans
sorry, jo no voto pro banquers / judens perque no soc tan ruc com tu. i ciutadans >>> els teus commie scum
oh, i els xarnegos son els que van fe de Catalunya la millor potencia en els 70-80-90, despres els teus amics tots molt """"catalans"""" y commies van arruïnar tot aquest treball. disfruta del Maresme y la Barcelona de la Colau y els teus amics: 95% scum, 5% catalans y espanyols. i aixó es el que tindrias por tota la nostre terra d'aquí 10-25 anys si ens independitzem. no es pot ser nacionalista català i voler la independecia amb aquesta gent manant. i sino pots veure això o ets subnormal o ets un traidor.

said the gallego speaker.
lmao

Dylan Smith
Dylan Smith

sóc de Barcelona i soci del Barça, de tota la vida. Hi ha barris, com Gràcia, que no han estat envaïts pels xarnegos. Siusplau, para d'escriure, em sagnen els ulls, Manolo. Ets tan ignorant com qualsevol xarnego. Per cert, la Colau, tan xarnega com tu, va dir l'altre dia que no és i mai ha sigut independentista. Quina sorpresa! Els podemites sou precisament els espanyols, a totes les eleccions catalanes el partit més votat ha sigut convergéncia. Fot el camp i no em parlis més.

Sebastian Brooks
Sebastian Brooks

a totes les eleccions catalanes el partit més votat ha sigut convergéncia
oh si, els """"catalans"""" lladres que s'han pujat al carro del independentisme ara, quan maï han sigut, per cubrir tota la seva corrupció y dir: oh no venen a per nosaltres perque som independentistes!

Gràcia
no xarnegos
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Y MI PADRE ES DE AHÍ DE TODA LA VIDA, NACIDO, VIVIENDO Y KURRANDO ALLÍ JAJAJAJA

no puedes ser más tonto (soci del Barça lmao, ya eso lo dice todo). y en castellano te lo digo para triggearte más aún traidor de mierda. disfruta de que te apuñalen 3 moros o gitanos gracias a tu escoria comunista e independentista mandando en tus calles meadas.

Christian Price
Christian Price

God. What an awful language.

Wyatt Ross
Wyatt Ross

just half yours my african friend ;)

Gabriel Rogers
Gabriel Rogers

It doesn't look like french AT ALL. It's just an ugly form of spanish.

Andrew Bennett
Andrew Bennett

That was the point of fascism, Hitler would've turned the Reich over to Monarchist Catholics if he had won as well. The only way to defeat the Eternal Anglo/Jewish/Masonic world power is gassing them all

Elijah Price
Elijah Price

tfw hated pep's barca team and rooted for madrid against because they were unstoppable in a disgusting way
tfw the table turned and now madrid seems much better so i root for barca
eh

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

ara mostres els teus colors, rata espanyola. Espero que fotis el camp quan declarem la independència. FOT EL CAMP GOS ESPANYOL

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

always sowing discord

Ryder Bailey
Ryder Bailey

he is a Spanish immigrant, he isn't writing properly, don't take that shit as an example of the Catalan language

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJSJSJSJSJSJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJSJSJSJSJSJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAKAKAJAKAKAKAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Easton Rogers
Easton Rogers

mi padre es catalán 100% de Gracia, y mi madre vino con 4 años aquí desde Aragón. y lo gracioso es que su familia era de Reus y se fue a Aragón a cuidar unas tierras cuando la 1a Republica.

No se puede ser más catalán lo siento ;)

Venga, a seguir apoyando a los judios y traidores del grupo Godo y demas falsos del CiU y a sus nuevos amigos comunistas de mierda. puto traidor a la tierra catalana es lo que eres guarro

ah, y al unico sitio que voy a ir es a las fiestas de Gracia en unos dias, como fui hace poco a Les Santes de Mataró.

nice try commie scum my father is 100% catalan, mother family from Aragón and before that from Reus

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

doncs que sàpigues que no ets benvingut a les festes de Gràcia, gos espanyol

i si, ets tan català que no saps ni escriure la nostra llengua.

Brayden Thompson
Brayden Thompson

es clar que no se escruire perfecte, son molts molts anys fora de Catalunya ja.
Todos mis estudios cursados aquí, uni, master, etc. Así que tengo el mismo, o seguramente más nivel de catalán oficialmente que tu guarro ;) Trabajando en el norte de España, precisamente como enlance para empresas catalanas y después trabajé en Inglaterra e Irlanda. Cuando hablas 4 idiomas (catalán, castellano, ingles e italiano por mi novia) se te va olvidando lo que menos se usa, y el menos útil a nivel mundial cual es de esos 4?
Aún estoy esperando que me digas tu familia y demas, ya que vas de repartidor carnets de catalán cuando tu eres el peor tipo de traidor a nuestra tierra catalana que puede existir.

Venga, a seguir drogandote sucia escoria, a ver si te mean encima en las fiestas como cada año

Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

Claro que podemos.

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

looks like ancient portuguese 2bh.

Nolan Price
Nolan Price

no ho sé, parlo català, castellà, anglès, alemany i una mica de francés, pero suposo que sóc un ignorant, no?

Tota la meva familia ve de Gràcia, qué més vols saber? Jo no vull seguir parlant amb tú per que ja he vist la mena de xarnego que etsm Així que no cal que segueixis contestant. Porteu 300 anys intentant eliminar-nos i no heu pogut. Prepara't per octubre.

Jacob Green
Jacob Green

ancient portuguese
you mean gallego. and ancient spanish, ancient catalan, ancient "french"/occitan is all very similar. the only one really different here in Iberia is the basque language, because its totally his own language with 0 latin influence.

Levi Rodriguez
Levi Rodriguez

No, I mean ancient portuguese, faggot. Go read our troubadours and you'll see a sample of it.

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

Uy, mírenlo, habla catalán, español, inglés, alemán y un poco de francés, qué rudo.

Elijah Campbell
Elijah Campbell

Have some faith in your new player. Jeez.

Brayden White
Brayden White

Soy xarnego porqué tu lo digas claro, y ni sabes de donde viene tu familia jodido paleto otro traidor exposed que va de catalán. siempre son los que van de repartidores de carnets los que menos pueden hablar. yo puedo ir hasta el 900 y pico y sorpresa, zona de Lleida.
Y en Octubre no pasará nada, primero porque no tiene validez alguna, y segunda, ni siquiera hay mayoria independentista (ni pasais del 40% ya) si hubiera unas elecciones reglamentarias.
Pero tu sigue en tu cuento comunista, puta rata traidora.

our troubadours
uma delicia

realidad: no ha salido de su barriada de gitanos en toda su vida

Ethan Peterson
Ethan Peterson

gràcies per aquests magnífics posts, les captures de pantalla valen el seu pes en or

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

com las teves captures, rata comunista traidora.

Robert Ward
Robert Ward

las
que maco, parles com l'Arrimadas

Jacob Jackson
Jacob Jackson

Dos xarnegos discutiendo quién es más catalán.
Permitidme que me ría en vuestra puta cara.

Levi Gonzalez
Levi Gonzalez

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

que maco, parles com la cup

Brayden Cox
Brayden Cox

aut/int/ism

Robert Lopez
Robert Lopez

t. ni se que es un xarnego
a commie drug addict

Luke Morris
Luke Morris

two catalan spaniards have been discussing for the last 2 hours who's the most catalan

that's it

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

Uno es medio aragonés y el otro almeriense. Hasta yo soy más catalán que ellos.

Isaac Baker
Isaac Baker

no crec, els de la cup acostumen a ser xarnegos i a no saber escriure. Cony, com tu!

Hudson Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen

Who else is a /lifelong/ catalan ?
Lived all my life in Castilla but my heart bleeds in vermella

Jackson Long
Jackson Long

Qué triste es saber que estos dos andaluces en Cataluña luego irán a Aragón a rogar por un empleo y seguirán siendo indepes.

Dylan Brown
Dylan Brown

the most independentist commie catalan party are xarnegos too!
everybody is xarnego but me!

from a gypsy xarnego from Gracia non the less hahaha. your final nail on the coffin, retard.

Wyatt Ortiz
Wyatt Ortiz

Get out of my lovely Castilla you fuckin' traitor.

Jack Brooks
Jack Brooks

Catalan is such a strange language, it really sounds like somebody took Spanish and tried to shorten it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyKZDdOfG40

The Catalan parts start after "Mourinho" finishes speaking in Spanish. It sounds odd.

Zachary Robinson
Zachary Robinson

Catalan was always trying to change with no need more and more to be more different from Spanish, specially since the XVIII-IX deep manipulation. the aim from that was to create dumb fools like this commie scum """"catalan"""" poster, so the rich catalan businessmen (burguesia) can keep ruling over all and securing his 1% status. after the Republicas, Civil War and Franquisimo, and taking advantage of Catalunya being rich again, they are now trying the same.

Camden Wilson
Camden Wilson

Mira chico, te voy a hablar en castellano porque no te mereces que te insulte en la gloriosa lengua catalana.

Pedazo de hijo de la gran puta, primero, que coño haces tu viviendo en un sitio donde no tienes nada que ver, pedazo de manolo, si no te gusta Catalunya, si no haces el esfuerzo de intentar asimilarte (tienes cursos gratis de catalán en la escuela de idiomas eh charneguito) ¿Que coño haces hablando sobre la soberanía del pueblo catalán?

¿Sabes que tu palabra no vale una mierda y que literalmente eres un invasor?

Vete, empaqueta las maletas, eres peor que los moros, vete al bar de la esquina a despedirte de tus colegas manolitos también y vete a Madrid o a Aragón, no tienes NADA que hacer aquí, adaptate, aprecia la cultura catalana, o pirate.

Charnego.

Juan Brooks
Juan Brooks

Ese almeriense se está riendo de ti en este grupo de telegram:

https://t.me/joinchat/DNcYfECd4S8mz4Ay7ReMog

Entra y cágate en sus muertos.

Robert Bennett
Robert Bennett

La veritat és que no, per que ningú m'ha adoctrinat per ser independentista, ni els meus pares ni els meus avis ho eren, tan sols eren catalanista, qui em va adoctrinar llavors, l'escola? LOS MANOLOS no era publica, i recordo per exemple, com un company va voler pintar una estelada petita en un mural de classe i els professors li van fer esborrar-la, putos Manyós, ens oprimeixen, si has nascut aquí a una senpaiília no xarnega, i avalues 1 poc els fets, seràs independentista

La veritat és que no, el terme xarnego només parla dels fills dels immigrants, llegeix la definició a més, per "ser català" pròpiament dit, tan sols tots els teus avis han d'haver nascut aqui, fet que compleixo a més, només vaig tenir una besàvia nascuda a almeria que va immigrar aquí de nena, la resta van néixer aquí encara que alguns tinguessin origen d'Osca

Però encara que fos xarnego, que mes em dóna? hi ha xarnegos com rufià que són líders de esquerra republicana com jo i si m'enorgulleixo de ser d'Almeria mentre ens independizemos, m'és bastant igual

Quina és la raça catalana? El xanego és la raça

Ethan Russell
Ethan Russell

Recordatorio diario;

El op es un virgen de 19 años que tiene como fetiche oler los pedos de su hermana.

he dicho

Jackson Davis
Jackson Davis

Why does Cataluña believe they are not Spain?
When I flew into Barcelona, they said "Welcome to Spain sir", not "Welcome to Cataluña".

Robert Campbell
Robert Campbell

Read history prick

Josiah Roberts
Josiah Roberts

why would I waste my time reading about a non-country when I can just get the TLDR version from Sup Forums?

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

Poolinho is goat tho

Wyatt Williams
Wyatt Williams

que me vaya a ensuciar en ese nido de ratas comunistas traidoras
tranquilo, si con tener mas nivel de catalán que él de forma oficial ya es suficiente. por no hablar de los más de 20 años de nacer, crecer y vivir en mi amada Catalunya.

ERC estava bé fins fa poc, ara són la mateixa escoria que la cup i podemos.

read this: TLDR: the 1% using that chaos trying to retain all the power they can, and its also perfect for the spanish side for the same reason.

Eli Cook
Eli Cook

Nah he's right, old Gallego-Portuguese is really more Gallego than Portuguese. Portuguese's just Galician spoken by former Moors.

because its totally his own language with 0 latin influence
Basque's core grammar is unique, but its vocab is 70% Romance.

It doesn't look like french AT ALL. It's just an ugly form of spanish.
It looks like Old Occitan, with reason. Anyone speaking an Occitan dialect could read it pretty much fluently. Catalan's a Southern Gallo-Romance speech that was hispanized after the 13th c., when the House of Barcelona lost its lands North of the Pyrenees and had to look South. Pretty similar to how Piemontese drifted away and picked up more Italic characteristics, even though Medieval Piemontese is virtually impossible to tell apart from French.

Morphologically Catalan's still probably closer to French than Spanish, though it's not obvious at first.

James Taylor
James Taylor

every time

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

They had a bad day.

Brandon Taylor
Brandon Taylor

Nah he's right, old Gallego-Portuguese is really more Gallego than Portuguese.
Fuck off, current age Galego is stained by Castilian.

Luke Rodriguez
Luke Rodriguez

too bad for ŁKS Łódź
KEK

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