Cowboys @ Rams Preseason Game Thread

Liam Smith
Liam Smith

Kickoff at 8PM CST
Pre-Game show is on now.

Dak Prescott, Ezekiel Elliott, Tyron Smith, Zack Martin, Travis Frederick, and Jaylon Smith are not expected to play this game.

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Gabriel Miller
Gabriel Miller

This is way too earlier for the bread, but I'll bite.

What are the odds that Goff is a once-in-a-generation busy?

Camden Stewart
Camden Stewart

Zeke is guity

Chase Lewis
Chase Lewis

Rams will win cap this

Isaiah Thompson
Isaiah Thompson

Seriously? Game doesnt even start for another hour

Anyways rasms

Carter Baker
Carter Baker

Who here thinks Zeke got off light because Goodell is pandering to the Cowboys

should have been permaban

Liam Wilson
Liam Wilson

what is going on in this picture

Cameron Scott
Cameron Scott

Goff will have a long drawn out mediocre career
Like Stafford and others

Bentley Wright
Bentley Wright

You need to spend more time on the internet. It's an edit of pic related

Dylan Hernandez
Dylan Hernandez

I've seen this before, just not enough to fucking memorize it. It's a shitty meme anyway.

Hudson Lewis
Hudson Lewis

FACTS

4 witnesses deny seeing the alleged incident occurring, including one witness that was in the car with them and a security guard

Text messages were leaked showing that the alleged victim was trying to set up Ezekiel Elliot and feeding a story to her friends to lie about including as in this picture, the word "Lie" explicitly

No charges were ever filed, was not arrested or found deserving to be arrested/detained by police

The district attorney dropped the case, this happened in Ohio, there was a separate investigation that happened in Texas that came to the same conclusion

The alleged victim attacked a women during this incident according to the testimony of a security guard and Zeke had no involvement in his fight, which explains her bruises she took a picture of a released the day after the incident and then claimed it was domestic violence, not her committing assault

Colton Rodriguez
Colton Rodriguez

Stafford is medi-

I've already BTFO of this argument, and this isn't a Loins bread, so I won't take the bait

Jayden Richardson
Jayden Richardson

doubting Goff with Watkins

You will be shown the light this season

Hudson Johnson
Hudson Johnson

I havent seen it.
Let me guess, it hinges on cherry picking his 5000 yard season?

Colton Lewis
Colton Lewis

Rams will have a winning season

Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

Goff is mentally trash, no matter what injury prone receiver you trade for
Getting slammed to the ground over and over with his shit Oline wont help

Dylan Johnson
Dylan Johnson

THIS

BITCH

IS

IN

SANE

Evan Morris
Evan Morris

/hokie/ here, any Ramsbro know the odds of seeing my boy Rogers play?

Carson Price
Carson Price

six straight 4,200 yard seasons

Okay I'll stop, this isn't a Loins thread.

Dominic Fisher
Dominic Fisher

Insane in da membrane

Justin Ramirez
Justin Ramirez

big number mean big good

So I was right

Elijah Cox
Elijah Cox

Any streams boys?

Jordan Adams
Jordan Adams

LET ZEKE EAT

Gavin Flores
Gavin Flores

#FreeZeke

#FucktheNFL

#BradyWasInoccent

#YouAreNotAboveTheLaw

Jayden Green
Jayden Green

mfw going to my seat and seeing all these soft pawgs in tanks and mini shorts

life of cali brehs

lmao

Noah Scott
Noah Scott

dubs and rams make the playoffs

Jeremiah Williams
Jeremiah Williams

Fact, there will be more people in he crowd with Cowboys jerseys than Rams jerseys.

Also

#FreeZeke

Charles Green
Charles Green

Fuck you

Chase Harris
Chase Harris

I can't wait for this game to start. Jets Titans is a real snoozefest.

Gabriel Sanders
Gabriel Sanders

aware me on this zeke scandal

i dont pay attention to the news

Logan Ross
Logan Ross

I miss the Raiders. They should've come home

but i guess ill roll with the St Louis Rams of Los Angeles

Dominic Lewis
Dominic Lewis

Prepare to be Rammed cowshit golryhunters

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

Bitch be lying, Zeke be destroying evidences n shieet, NFL being extra careful about domestic violence, min 6 game suspension after the Ray Rice incident

Isaiah Turner
Isaiah Turner

stafford
mediocre
Lots of people that dont follow the nfl post in these threads ive noticed

Brody Edwards
Brody Edwards

I don't think the NFL is rigged on the player level. But I definitely think certain teams are shown favoritism in calls during the "call to the booth." I think one of the best things for the NFL right now would be for the Rams to be a good team, and could imagine the NFL wanting to pull some strings so they're at least competitive

Nathan Stewart
Nathan Stewart

accused by psycho ex gf (who you were only in a non serious sexual relationship with, but paid the rent for because you're that guy) of physical abuse after an incident in public outside of an apartment complex, in a parking lot, after coming out of a car you just parked in
pretty much all this happens
NFL investigates this
closes case after evidence found isn't good enough
reopen case after Zeke gets famous and is a main contributor for the Cowboys sudden win streak
drag on this investigation for an entire year
suddenly after it's all done and well into the off season word leaks it's become serious
word is there's a suspension imminent
first thought to be 1-2 games
it's announced recently to be 6 games
everyone blindsided
now looks way more serious than first thought
painting the picture to the public Zeke is guilty of something despite it contradicting two different investigations by the police and a court hearing with a judge, witness testimony, text messages, and conflicting and contradictory testimony by the accuser

now shit has hit the fan hard

Zeke can appeal but it doesn't look good for him
this may become a bigger issue if Zeke and Jerry Jones take this to court
Jerry Jones has in the past taken the NFL to court and win before, is not afraid to do so as he's the richest sports team owner in the entire world
pretty much impending Defaltegate 2.0, except Jerry won't flinch like Kraft did before taking it to the supreme court

Jeremiah Jones
Jeremiah Jones

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rams
threatening

Also

soccer field

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Logan Morgan
Logan Morgan

http://sportsarefree.xyz/nfltv/

Chase Reyes
Chase Reyes

straight bangs
gross

Luke Peterson
Luke Peterson

Watkins??? Le ebin wide receiving meme???

Elijah Nguyen
Elijah Nguyen

This bitch would destroy you with rape and abuse allegations if you broke up with her.

Sorry, but I'm over fawning over roasties, this image does nothing for me but incite disgust.

Connor Williams
Connor Williams

NFL suspended Ray Rice for only two games for knocking out his fucking wife in an elevator, the video went public and people got mad and the NFL went "wtf, we didn't know fans care about domestic abuse"

Then made the minimum punishment for DV 6 games, and Zeke gets caught up in a completely vague and muddied DV accusation where it isn't really clear whether he did anything or if the girl is a gold-digging slut framing him, and got suspended for 6 games with absolutely no real evidence proving he's guilty.

Elijah Parker
Elijah Parker

JUST PLAY ZEKE THE WHOLE GAME

Brayden Fisher
Brayden Fisher

Amazing how changing the horns to white made the rams unis go from shit to 2smoove

Bentley Rogers
Bentley Rogers

But Stafford literally is not good.

Jordan Rogers
Jordan Rogers

It looks pretty odd, I dont like it

Austin Gomez
Austin Gomez

Game is on CBS
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T ROMO COMMENTATING?

Gavin Ramirez
Gavin Ramirez

Christ Zeke, you're lucky she was fully retarded and thought she could get away with it despite all the freaking witnesses including the other woman she assaulted.
If she actually had a triple digit IQ the entire Cowboys Offense could have been trapped in a Gone Girl thriller for the next few seasons, thank God Zeke likes his white girls as deflated as Brady likes his balls

Luis Cruz
Luis Cruz

Production is by the Cowboy's own network.

Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

Dallass

Noah Wilson
Noah Wilson

TOP KEK

Jack Rogers
Jack Rogers

all according to keikaku

Aiden Bailey
Aiden Bailey

He's good to all the lion fans that jumped on the wagon in 2011, and now pretend they have been fans forever.

Joseph Turner
Joseph Turner

Did that actually happen?

the state of Dallas special teams

Luke Stewart
Luke Stewart

Gurley

Anthony Peterson
Anthony Peterson

Has Gurley regressed or is the Rams OL bad?

Asher Stewart
Asher Stewart

a little bit of both, plus the rams players pretty much gave up last season

Bentley Richardson
Bentley Richardson

Both

Ethan Diaz
Ethan Diaz

The oline has always been bad, its going to make Gurley regress

Aiden Hall
Aiden Hall

the state of a UDRFA given a chance to make the team and fucking up

Hudson Stewart
Hudson Stewart

TOP KEK

RAM IT

Michael Kelly
Michael Kelly

Best preseason game so far

Nicholas Lewis
Nicholas Lewis

Holy rollering that shit

Matthew Ross
Matthew Ross

That guy had a 1% chance of making the team. Now it's 0%.

Ian Gonzalez
Ian Gonzalez

So this is how the rams get TDs

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

That's the worst TD I've ever seen in my life.

Jeremiah Lee
Jeremiah Lee

FUCK DALASS

William Diaz
William Diaz

Its not like Goff is going to be able to get them any other way

Adam Cruz
Adam Cruz

Guilty until proven innocent when you are a threat to a friend of Goodell's

Hopefully when they take it to the highest court they force some kind of check and ballance over the commissioner, if not force his resignation. There is more evidence of his absolute nepotistic bias than anything on Zeke and it's a shame that the networks are going to side and blast in favor of Goodell and destroy the kid's good name.

Logan Davis
Logan Davis

cowcucks d

Angel Evans
Angel Evans

Kupp is legit

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

draft all time bust at QB
go out of your way to surround him with former Bills WRs, as if they ever did anything
rasm

Joseph Hall
Joseph Hall

That isn't accounted as a TD to him.

Matthew Richardson
Matthew Richardson

Does that count as a TD pass for Goff?

Brandon Thomas
Brandon Thomas

At least they're actually trying to get WRs for him this time. Their last QB they just couldn't stop drafting mediocre RBs long enough to get him anything.

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

bait

Angel Miller
Angel Miller

They should be getting offensive linemen instead

Joseph Perry
Joseph Perry

it recorded as a goff td pass

William Kelly
William Kelly

This.
Nothing the bills did made these WRs true blue level.
Making them catch from a worse QB than ever before won't make them any better

Adam Nguyen
Adam Nguyen

Baby steps. They haven't had a line worth mentioning in at least a decade. Maybe with their next "franchise" QB they'll realize that protection is important.

Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

fuck kellen moore

ugly throwing form, left handed faggot

Christopher Thompson
Christopher Thompson

That was underthrown as fuck.

Is Moore good?

Juan Hernandez
Juan Hernandez

no and the cowboys have had some hard on for him for a few years now

i dont know why

Hudson Smith
Hudson Smith

Is the rasm D actually good, or am I drunk?

Jeremiah Butler
Jeremiah Butler

no dak, zeke, witten, beasley

Jordan Harris
Jordan Harris

They actually have an offensive minded coach now though instead of footfetishfattie

Colton Sanders
Colton Sanders

No.

Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams

is the Rams D actually good
I don't know, they're playing against the Cowboys 2nd team. You tell me.

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

goff does absolutely nothing
already pull him

boo

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

Why the fuck don't the Rams just switch to the LA royal blue/yellows? 90% of the crowd shows up with those colors, obviously we want that. It bothers me a bit, and can't get into Rams games just because of that.

Julian Rogers
Julian Rogers

Their D isn't any good. Their secondary has literally always sucked and their pass rush dropped dead over the past couple seasons. Watch, they'll be giving up more yards through the air this year than anybody in the league.

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

Goff only played one drive

Fucking pussy

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

Hopefully Mannion can be a replacement for Goff if he fails us this season

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

Its all about the money, want to sell new jerseys

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

1st down was a good running play
2nd down was a terrible throw by the QB
3rd down was a blitz that Dak would have destroyed but Moore panicked on

Lol

Wyatt Nguyen
Wyatt Nguyen

Orlovsky on the sideline
Wait, Dan Orlovsky's still in the league? How? He's never been more than a mediocre third string QB for what seems like a decade, maybe more.

Leo Hill
Leo Hill

Those are outdated. This new ones are crisp

Jeremiah Peterson
Jeremiah Peterson

nfl fantasy "boss" commercial
Why does Bomani jones stand like he's held up by wires making that retarded Angela Merkel triangle with his hands? Very awkward looking

Joshua Richardson
Joshua Richardson

They're fucking bland

Mason Howard
Mason Howard

if

Jordan Hall
Jordan Hall

Wow what a woman beating degenerate.

Jayden Turner
Jayden Turner

Jamie Erdahl >>>>>>>> Jill Arrington

Blake Baker
Blake Baker

Bomani jones
who the fuck is that?

Austin Smith
Austin Smith

Kellen Moore must be really good in practice or something. What a scrub.

Charles Clark
Charles Clark

Meek Mill
lmao

Grayson Green
Grayson Green

The Rams helmets look soooo good, but the uniform as a whole looks whack with the gold

Jacob Cox
Jacob Cox

if

When. Goff is a bust.

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

Ha! Fair
Still need a good QB to utilize WRs

Hudson Miller
Hudson Miller

Great play by Jones

Luis Miller
Luis Miller

Raiders Cards when

Jayden Lopez
Jayden Lopez

FUCK GOODELL

ZEKE DINDU NUFFIN

5 SUPERB OWLS

FUCK THE EAGLES

Dominic Powell
Dominic Powell

30 minutes

Julian Bell
Julian Bell

Who /GreaterLA/ here?

Connor Gonzalez
Connor Gonzalez

Rasms

Jayden Watson
Jayden Watson

rasm

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

botched snap
Am I watching high school football?

Mason Bailey
Mason Bailey

Rasm

Gavin Campbell
Gavin Campbell

3&35
wew

Caleb Walker
Caleb Walker

Is this another spaghetti bowl?

David Gutierrez
David Gutierrez

3rd & 35

Daniel Thompson
Daniel Thompson

rasm

Jeremiah Smith
Jeremiah Smith

losing 25 yrds on a high snap

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

Even worse, you are watching Rams football

Christian Thompson
Christian Thompson

3rd and forever.

Josiah Wilson
Josiah Wilson

Whats even worse is that we are leading and Kellen Moore looks like complete garbage

John Lopez
John Lopez

Cowboys fans this mad that they can't capitalize on our dozens of fuck ups

Gabriel Collins
Gabriel Collins

Anyone can do what Dak does with all those weapons

Lmao what a joke. Only Romo and Dak have managed to do fucking anything behind this line.

Dak is a great QB and gonna BTFO out of his haters this season

Dominic Sanders
Dominic Sanders

Him being on a team is one of the indicators that they're tanking
0-16 Loins, then the Clots brought him in during the SuckforLuck year, and now the Rams have given up on Goff and refuse to give Mannion a shot and so are looking towards Rosen

Julian Gutierrez
Julian Gutierrez

Dan Orlovsky is still in the league?

Lucas Cook
Lucas Cook

behind this line.

The line was literally just built heavily through the draft after romo was gone. Its like you dont even watch your own team

Jordan Allen
Jordan Allen

So is jared goff capable of throwing a football or not?

Alexander Howard
Alexander Howard

martin, frederick, smith all drafted when romo was playing

James Diaz
James Diaz

It seems like it but people are gonna call him a bust no matter what after that 7 game Jeff Fisher trash heap

Wyatt Foster
Wyatt Foster

There are only 2 starters from last currently playing on the O line. The center and right guard.

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

What niggerish single mother names her kid Taco

Nathaniel King
Nathaniel King

How was that not a fucking safety?

Brody Miller
Brody Miller

Kellen Moore is second string.
Can his ass. Put in the literally whos.

Mason James
Mason James

Just got in
that td
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

Anthony Miller
Anthony Miller

and went on IR before the season

Jose Reyes
Jose Reyes

TACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cooper Garcia
Cooper Garcia

Is this high school football?

Robert Mitchell
Robert Mitchell

dak was a third stringer, was expected to play worse than Kellen Moore.
Wew

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

Zeke beat his girl but she honestly deserved it. Anyone with me on this?

Justin Baker
Justin Baker

Worse it's the Rams.

Evan Martin
Evan Martin

COOOOOOOOOOOP
Silly user, Amari Cooper is a Raider

Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

562 here

Xavier Ortiz
Xavier Ortiz

Like I said, you retards will be BTFO when Dak is just as great as he was last year if not better. Enjoy doubting him while you can.

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

Keep telling yourself that that literally who will be anything now that Carr has a limp. Cooper Kupp is the future, and is making plays despite the Rams.

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

salty cowshit fan

7-9 and Dak regresses

Ayden Wright
Ayden Wright

Shouldn't even be illegal to smack your bitch. You can spank your kids, why not your bitch? They both need discipline.

Luis Walker
Luis Walker

I'm talking about this preseason game you're making a judgment based on.

There's literally only two starters, two backups, and one unproven player in a new position and projected to start this year playing in the game and I'm not even talking about Dak, just correcting you when you say "this line" as if it's the real O line.

Gabriel Brown
Gabriel Brown

The Rams have two "COOOOOP" wide receivers

Jose Hall
Jose Hall

falling for the vegas gold meme
falling for the "honoring our long-storied 50+ years of mediocrity" meme
don't realize that white horns only worked because there was no semblance of gold back then
still falling for the vegas gold meme
rasms?

Justin Wright
Justin Wright

Silly user, Carr is healthy, and Cooper is a top WR

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

pharaoh

WE

Camden Morgan
Camden Morgan

tfw they go off this season, and they become known as the Coop Co-op

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

What can Noah Brown do for you?

Hudson Lewis
Hudson Lewis

Rasm just need to put 10 guys on McFadden.

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

Or hit him low

Isaac White
Isaac White

another 4-12 season for the Rams incoming
Me salty, ok lol.

Owen Moore
Owen Moore

What they need is their DT on the active roster.

Oliver Williams
Oliver Williams

COOOOOP
COOOOOPER
SPRUUUUUUUCE
TRUUUUUUUU
This is strange

Christian Taylor
Christian Taylor

0-16
tanking

If only. We were genuinely garbage that year.

Dylan Gray
Dylan Gray

JEEP

Samuel Rodriguez
Samuel Rodriguez

I wonder if the Cowboys should sign Kaepernick.....

Eli Evans
Eli Evans

Kaepernick
playing at least 8 games a year in Texas
My sides

Michael Cooper
Michael Cooper

If Dak gets injured sure, but he's built, not injury prone, and knows how to slide on runs. I'm not worried

Parker Harris
Parker Harris

Nigger would get lynched the day he got there

Juan Sanders
Juan Sanders

the new Big 3

Carson Williams
Carson Williams

4 Games, not 6.

He is a repeat offender mind you.

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

THAT NIGGA GOT HEEM'D

IRVING IS A MONSTER

John Jenkins
John Jenkins

Fucking Watkins. Fucking up the g theme.

Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

Are the rams hands made of fucking butter or something?

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

4 forced fumbles for the dallas defense

im okay with this

Joshua Peterson
Joshua Peterson

BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY WHAT A LARIAT!

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

too bad his ass is gonna be suspended too

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

COOOOOP

John Mitchell
John Mitchell

raiders cards thread
/sp/thread/77609609#p77609609

Christopher Garcia
Christopher Garcia

Cooooooooooooop

Christian Gonzalez
Christian Gonzalez

SHOOK ONES

Elijah Rivera
Elijah Rivera

Fuck off

Dominic Torres
Dominic Torres

They're switching the uniforms when the stadium opens retard

Austin Morgan
Austin Morgan

Defensive line has been looking like shit tonight.

Gabriel Campbell
Gabriel Campbell

The fucking state of the fucking rasm

Xavier Sanchez
Xavier Sanchez

As someone who's been going to EWU, that move will happen a lot.

Jaxon Hall
Jaxon Hall

Rasm

Ian Adams
Ian Adams

rasm literally cannot stop sucking dicks

Adrian Wilson
Adrian Wilson

the state of the rams

Landon Harris
Landon Harris

Rasm ball control

Thomas Gomez
Thomas Gomez

Who D/a/llas here

Hudson Price
Hudson Price

Buy can the Cows score on it?

Juan Sanders
Juan Sanders

can someone tell me the last time the cowboys have ever forced 5 fumbles in a half? preseason or regular

Brandon White
Brandon White

Spaghetti is back on the menu tonight.

Ryan Rogers
Ryan Rogers

So this is the power of commiefornia... Whoa...

David Jackson
David Jackson

Cooper Kupp with a tackle and a fumble recovery
PUT HIM IN AT DT! AARON WHO?!

Nathaniel Peterson
Nathaniel Peterson

the absolute state of the rasms

Daniel Cox
Daniel Cox

That last one was not a "forced" fumble. He just fucking bobbled it away.

Ayden Morgan
Ayden Morgan

stop fucking up reeee

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

I bet Moore can throw a few more screens for 0.4 yards apiece.

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

Kek

Lucas Hughes
Lucas Hughes

contact was made before he lost it, so techinically it was a FF

Lincoln Hill
Lincoln Hill

We dem boys.

Blake Hughes
Blake Hughes

Put in Cooper Rush already jesus

Brandon Gonzalez
Brandon Gonzalez

Comfy thunderstorm here in Terrell.

Levi Scott
Levi Scott

Moore barely got bailed out on the catch.

This dude is shook, can't make a wide up 7 yard throw after escaping pressure.

Jose Watson
Jose Watson

With Zeke gone, we need Adrian more than ever.

Evan Butler
Evan Butler

S H O O K

Brody Allen
Brody Allen

hot as fuck and humid in Deep South Texas.
Lucky.

Nicholas Campbell
Nicholas Campbell

Cowboys need to make a trade to salary dump some scubs and sign Kaep.

Mason Baker
Mason Baker

Rams ramming it up
Turnovers are still even
Cowboys suck that bad.

Lincoln Turner
Lincoln Turner

Only on the scoreboard because a lucky TD from a forced fumble

I'm not worried.

Isaac Jenkins
Isaac Jenkins

Fuck off retard.

David Wright
David Wright

R I C O
I
C
O

DOES IT AGAIN

Austin Fisher
Austin Fisher

You think he's worse than Moore?

Lmao, fuck the SJW BS I'm all about winning games and we need a better backup.

Gavin Lopez
Gavin Lopez

designed illegal forward lateral to the best hands on the team
He can't see the 6D chess that McVay is playing
Sad!

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

Fuck off.

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

Dak isn't gonna get injuried. If he does, we're fucked anyway, so why even care?

Kevin Young
Kevin Young

I bet if they signed Kaepernick the NFL would reduce Zeke's suspension.

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

Could they still drag Romo back out of retirement or is that a pipe dream?

Jose Long
Jose Long

Better than signing some guy who is gonna be total media cancer just as a safety net in the very unlikely event Dak goes down.

Jackson Martin
Jackson Martin

A pipe dream.

Dominic Kelly
Dominic Kelly

fuck

Gabriel Myers
Gabriel Myers

The refs are mad about the uniforms so they keep throwing gold in protest

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

You can never be too prepared and no one is immune to injury in the NFL.

Having Kaep isn't going to be much more than the media that Zeke is now going to bring, and if Jerry wants to go to court then forget it, signing Kaep won't even be a distraction, literally every day the owner, RB, and entire team will be in the news every damn day regardless.

Michael Russell
Michael Russell

My nigga 75160 reporting in.
Let's never fucking meet up.

Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

Will he be cut.

Benjamin Morgan
Benjamin Morgan

The best player on the team shanks a kick to the 30
and also another penalty

Michael Torres
Michael Torres

Dragon attempt incoming.

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

Yet still no TD for the Cowboys

Brandon Rodriguez
Brandon Rodriguez

took a knee

lel get this faggot out of here

Brandon Russell
Brandon Russell

B-B-BUT THE COWBOYS!!!!!

Daniel Price
Daniel Price

Kaep would be MUCH MUCH worse. Zeke is a story because he plays for the Cowboys, and actually contributes every game he's not suspended.

Kaep would in most likelihood be sitting on the sidelines for 16 games being an eternal distraction with no contribution at all.

It isn't worth it.

Jace Roberts
Jace Roberts

Lindsay draper
Hnnng.

Caleb Mitchell
Caleb Mitchell

taking a knee when you can practice your dice throwing
Shameful."No-Balls" Garrett

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

that armpit surface area

fuckin dropped

Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

post em boys

Zachary Watson
Zachary Watson

implying armpits are a bad thing.

Jayden Ross
Jayden Ross

Halftime faptime!

Thomas Jackson
Thomas Jackson

Keap is not worse than Moore, lmao

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

No shit you dumbass. I have never once implied that. But

90% Dak stays healthy all season, Kaep never contributes but attracts cancerous distracting media attention
vs
10% chance Dak gets injuried, signing Kaep actually helps us win some games

I take the first one.

Ian Ward
Ian Ward

THE GOAT

Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

Absolutely disgusting, is that an alien?

Sebastian Hughes
Sebastian Hughes

Cooper Rush better than Moore.

Juan Carter
Juan Carter

risking your season on a 1/10 chance when there are more than ten games in the season
all because you're too buttmad at someone having stupid beliefs
Shameful. I bet you hate Bo Jackson because he wasn't a football purist.

Ryder Walker
Ryder Walker

these new Roms helmets are pretty cool desu senpai

Colton Foster
Colton Foster

Cooper just won the 2nd string QB job.

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

being this gay
Wew lad

Eli Diaz
Eli Diaz

I don't know what's happening but I like how hyped everyone is and how the commentators barely fit into their suits

David Barnes
David Barnes

I can't handle all of these Coopers showing they can hang.
Belichek is probably fapping to Kupp, like the sure-handed, white playmaker that he is
Pharaoh is fast
Rush winning the back-up position

Samuel Anderson
Samuel Anderson

WE CALL IT THE REMAINDER THAT'S THE NUMBER THAT REMAINS

Blake Perry
Blake Perry

Signing Kaep is a risk. Cowboys have a great lockerroom. I don't want that dipshit to come and fuck it up.

Christian Bailey
Christian Bailey

Sammy Watkins in the booth

Oh dis gun be good

Adam Sanders
Adam Sanders

They really are. Now we just need the unis to match up

Cooper Gomez
Cooper Gomez

we wuz kangz

Tyler Rogers
Tyler Rogers

thanks Buffalo

Eli Baker
Eli Baker

FUUUUUUCK Justin Davis bout to take Gurleys Job if he can hold onto the ball

Cooper Baker
Cooper Baker

How many members of your locker room are in pre-trial?

Sebastian Morgan
Sebastian Morgan

Woods having a good game.

David Barnes
David Barnes

Andrew keeps looking at the camera

It's freaking me out

Christopher Cooper
Christopher Cooper

your team

I knew you weren't a Cowboys fan, fuck off with your Kaep bullshit.

Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

hurr everyone that replies to me is the same person

Get a life. If you care about football Kaep being on the cowboys is literally nothing now that Zeke is suspended.

Zachary Miller
Zachary Miller

this boy would help with my team's chances of winning, but he ain't a Christian republican, and that just don't sit right with folks

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

Kaep could help the Cowboys

Extreme citation needed

Dylan Bell
Dylan Bell

Ok first off, signing Kaep isn't even a good football move, second it's a fucking HORRIBLE finacial move if I'm Jerry Jones and my team is built on the brand of being "America's team" and I sign somebody who is protesting America.

It will never ever EVER happen, fuck off with your retarded suggestion.

James Hughes
James Hughes

I retract my statement now that I've seen Rush on a few plays.

Jaxon Morris
Jaxon Morris

Fumble Bowl

Leo Reed
Leo Reed

Did he say fitball?

Logan Jenkins
Logan Jenkins

all these dropped balls

Evan Morales
Evan Morales

That poor, stammering reporter. Sacked in the morning.

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

RICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COOPER RUSH IS BETTER THAN MOORE BY A MILE

Anthony Carter
Anthony Carter

yeh her skin is scaly she ugly af

Isaac Turner
Isaac Turner

Moore sucks ass.

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

RICO

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

Dak be sweatin right now.

Isaiah Roberts
Isaiah Roberts

Getting hyped about Gathers replacing witten in the future bois

Ryan Collins
Ryan Collins

rico gathers will have an expanded role in the cowboys offense this season

dak gets another weapon

Jack James
Jack James

Gathers looks like a monster.

Jose Nelson
Jose Nelson

Cowboys may have found their Gronk.

Juan Myers
Juan Myers

This ball security has been atrocious.

Liam Davis
Liam Davis

Rico

2016 Cowboys draft greatest draft of all time.

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

Fumbowl

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

another turnover

I'm surprised. Truly.

Ryan Edwards
Ryan Edwards

Suddenly the Cowboys start playing

Caleb Hill
Caleb Hill

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

Alexander Sanders
Alexander Sanders

Well Everrett has the starting job.

Nicholas Morris
Nicholas Morris

My D2 college football tram has better ball control then this

Caleb Brown
Caleb Brown

this fumblebowl

Gavin Morgan
Gavin Morgan

Well sheeeeeit.

Wyatt Reyes
Wyatt Reyes

why cant we hold on to the ball

Austin Flores
Austin Flores

we

Believe me, you don't want to be a part of that.

Owen Mitchell
Owen Mitchell

we

what position you play bro

Jordan Hall
Jordan Hall

BULLSHIT

Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

that dodged bullet

William Gray
William Gray

Would you?

Justin Sanchez
Justin Sanchez

More Cowboys fans than Rams fans in LA

Lmao

Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

Buttah fingahs brah

Alexander Stewart
Alexander Stewart

Fuck yeah! I love DQ's blizzards!

Aaron Scott
Aaron Scott

Rams fans in LA

There are???

Ian Allen
Ian Allen

yes

Asher Sanders
Asher Sanders

Without a beat

Tyler Baker
Tyler Baker

I bet she's full of surprises

Jordan Miller
Jordan Miller

Holds and fumbles. Holds and fumbles. Seems like preseason to me.

Jackson Bell
Jackson Bell

ywn fuck this qt while spoon feeding her a blizzard

Owen James
Owen James

not putting the ice cream on your dick and making her lick it off

Joshua Sanchez
Joshua Sanchez

time to shine

Bentley Ramirez
Bentley Ramirez

letting her use your dick as the spoon -_-

James Robinson
James Robinson

not putting some in her belly button and on her nipples and licking it up with her on her back

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

-_-

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

not fucking a DQ Blizzard

-_-

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

when she -_- your -_-
-_-

Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

having coitus

amirite?

Ian Wood
Ian Wood

I miss that traitorous Tripfag Rampage

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

Rampage

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

Super Kupp getting POTG like the beast he is.

Christian Price
Christian Price

Dan Orlovsky isn't getting any play time
Thank god he is fucking garbage

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

-_- --_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_-

Hudson Anderson
Hudson Anderson

Paul "I'm getting cut" McRoberts

Noah Foster
Noah Foster

More Gathers please

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

ayyyy we up

Ian Powell
Ian Powell

Bullshit

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

Recall indeed

Ian Diaz
Ian Diaz

McCown has been throwing well, his recievers have been dropping everything.

Brayden King
Brayden King

He's throwing into coverage every time.

Hudson Scott
Hudson Scott

Ortripsky

Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

Barwin looks like he's about to OD

Aiden Cook
Aiden Cook

Christ, Orlovskey looks like shit

Parker Peterson
Parker Peterson

Rams special teams have looked sharp, tonight, other than the penalties

Grayson Peterson
Grayson Peterson

FUMBLLLLLLLLLE

Brody Hall
Brody Hall

Isn't Travis Coons the guy from the Kick Six?

Daniel Robinson
Daniel Robinson

So, now that this game is over, its on o next game. looks like the Raiders are an easy win for us once we get our turnovers down. Gonna like seeing the Chorgers game and im hopeful against Green Gay, but were probably gonna drop that one. Kupp OROY

Landon Bell
Landon Bell

The shitty of Dallass

Andrew Carter
Andrew Carter

Welp, Cooper Rush wraps up the #2 slot.

Colton Evans
Colton Evans

Was the center's fault. Snapped during an audible because he wasn't paying attention and just focused on the snap count.

Zachary Campbell
Zachary Campbell

I'm not sure about OROY, but I'll be damned if he didn't make a lot of heads up plays tonight.

Justin Long
Justin Long

COOOOOOOON

Ryan Nelson
Ryan Nelson

CHEESE
H
E
E
S
E

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

cowpicks

Camden Robinson
Camden Robinson

Michael Jordan with the jump

Nolan Ortiz
Nolan Ortiz

McCown looks like it's time to retire.

So final QB roster is Dak, Coop, and Moore.

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

Michael Jordan with the game winner

its over, we got the GOAT

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

Beautiful song timing

Elijah King
Elijah King

Air Jordan

Logan Butler
Logan Butler

-_-

Grayson Stewart
Grayson Stewart

NOT A CATCH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jacob Thomas
Jacob Thomas

STILL THE GOAT

Ian Stewart
Ian Stewart

this play call is brought to you by microsoft©

James Wood
James Wood

Why the fuck do the Cowboys have 6 TEs?

Tyler Ross
Tyler Ross

Fuck the cowcucks.

Noah Parker
Noah Parker

Why did the Rams go back to the Fearsome Foursome helmets without the Fearsome Foursome uniform? It looks half-baked.

Joseph Wilson
Joseph Wilson

Quick, we need to do something to convince the Cowcucks the NFL isn't out to get them.

James James
James James

fireworks for winning a preseason game

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

2 year wait for uniform change

Landon Parker
Landon Parker

bout to unleash some ridiculous 2TE sets

Gavin Bennett
Gavin Bennett

the shantytown of dallas cowcucks

Blake Baker
Blake Baker

cowcucks cant even win a babby mode preseason game
J U S T

Carter Lopez
Carter Lopez

This isn't even b8, it's something lower than b8.

Easton Watson
Easton Watson

fuck mccown whatta choker

William Taylor
William Taylor

Like the patriots

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

In the last 20 years, the Cowboys have played in 10 postseason games, but carry a 2-8 record in those games without a single appearance in an NFC Championship
Last Cowboys Championship:1996

Noah Morales
Noah Morales

"world" champions
always amusing

Jace Morris
Jace Morris

Cowshits get their shit pushed in for another year
resort to muh rings

lel

Caleb Kelly
Caleb Kelly

The NFL champion is undoubtedly the best American Football team in the world. Hopefully at some point other countries get better at the sport so the Super Bowl champs could lay the Euro Champs or whatever.

Bentley White
Bentley White

3 points
preseason
only TD was literally by sheer luck
half the game was third and 4th stringers trying to out shit each other and fumble the ball

You're taking this way too seriously.

Lucas Murphy
Lucas Murphy

gets BTFO
y-your taking this too seriously user

Eli Reyes
Eli Reyes

people unironically believe zeke is innocent
Lel. Im sure its a big conspiracy. Im sure its in the best interests of the nfl to keep a superstar off the field and off tv. You guys are fucking delusional

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

I'll post this here, too. Just for fun.

Parker Anderson
Parker Anderson

gets BTFO
considering 3 points BTFO
What the fuck.

Jonathan Sanders
Jonathan Sanders

you lost just accept it, i'm sure you'll win your next game cheer up

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