Kickoff at 8PM CST
Pre-Game show is on now.
Dak Prescott, Ezekiel Elliott, Tyron Smith, Zack Martin, Travis Frederick, and Jaylon Smith are not expected to play this game.
Kickoff at 8PM CST
Pre-Game show is on now.
Dak Prescott, Ezekiel Elliott, Tyron Smith, Zack Martin, Travis Frederick, and Jaylon Smith are not expected to play this game.
This is way too earlier for the bread, but I'll bite.
What are the odds that Goff is a once-in-a-generation busy?
Zeke is guity
Rams will win cap this
Seriously? Game doesnt even start for another hour
Who here thinks Zeke got off light because Goodell is pandering to the Cowboys
should have been permaban
what is going on in this picture
Goff will have a long drawn out mediocre career
Like Stafford and others
You need to spend more time on the internet. It's an edit of pic related
I've seen this before, just not enough to fucking memorize it. It's a shitty meme anyway.
4 witnesses deny seeing the alleged incident occurring, including one witness that was in the car with them and a security guard
Text messages were leaked showing that the alleged victim was trying to set up Ezekiel Elliot and feeding a story to her friends to lie about including as in this picture, the word "Lie" explicitly
No charges were ever filed, was not arrested or found deserving to be arrested/detained by police
The district attorney dropped the case, this happened in Ohio, there was a separate investigation that happened in Texas that came to the same conclusion
The alleged victim attacked a women during this incident according to the testimony of a security guard and Zeke had no involvement in his fight, which explains her bruises she took a picture of a released the day after the incident and then claimed it was domestic violence, not her committing assault
Stafford is medi-
I've already BTFO of this argument, and this isn't a Loins bread, so I won't take the bait
doubting Goff with Watkins
You will be shown the light this season
I havent seen it.
Let me guess, it hinges on cherry picking his 5000 yard season?
Rams will have a winning season
Goff is mentally trash, no matter what injury prone receiver you trade for
Getting slammed to the ground over and over with his shit Oline wont help
/hokie/ here, any Ramsbro know the odds of seeing my boy Rogers play?
six straight 4,200 yard seasons
Okay I'll stop, this isn't a Loins thread.
Insane in da membrane
big number mean big good
So I was right
Any streams boys?
LET ZEKE EAT
mfw going to my seat and seeing all these soft pawgs in tanks and mini shorts
life of cali brehs
dubs and rams make the playoffs
Fact, there will be more people in he crowd with Cowboys jerseys than Rams jerseys.
I can't wait for this game to start. Jets Titans is a real snoozefest.
aware me on this zeke scandal
i dont pay attention to the news
I miss the Raiders. They should've come home
but i guess ill roll with the St Louis Rams of Los Angeles
Prepare to be Rammed cowshit golryhunters
Bitch be lying, Zeke be destroying evidences n shieet, NFL being extra careful about domestic violence, min 6 game suspension after the Ray Rice incident
Lots of people that dont follow the nfl post in these threads ive noticed
I don't think the NFL is rigged on the player level. But I definitely think certain teams are shown favoritism in calls during the "call to the booth." I think one of the best things for the NFL right now would be for the Rams to be a good team, and could imagine the NFL wanting to pull some strings so they're at least competitive
accused by psycho ex gf (who you were only in a non serious sexual relationship with, but paid the rent for because you're that guy) of physical abuse after an incident in public outside of an apartment complex, in a parking lot, after coming out of a car you just parked in
pretty much all this happens
NFL investigates this
closes case after evidence found isn't good enough
reopen case after Zeke gets famous and is a main contributor for the Cowboys sudden win streak
drag on this investigation for an entire year
suddenly after it's all done and well into the off season word leaks it's become serious
word is there's a suspension imminent
first thought to be 1-2 games
it's announced recently to be 6 games
now looks way more serious than first thought
painting the picture to the public Zeke is guilty of something despite it contradicting two different investigations by the police and a court hearing with a judge, witness testimony, text messages, and conflicting and contradictory testimony by the accuser
now shit has hit the fan hard
Zeke can appeal but it doesn't look good for him
this may become a bigger issue if Zeke and Jerry Jones take this to court
Jerry Jones has in the past taken the NFL to court and win before, is not afraid to do so as he's the richest sports team owner in the entire world
pretty much impending Defaltegate 2.0, except Jerry won't flinch like Kraft did before taking it to the supreme court
Watkins??? Le ebin wide receiving meme???
This bitch would destroy you with rape and abuse allegations if you broke up with her.
Sorry, but I'm over fawning over roasties, this image does nothing for me but incite disgust.
NFL suspended Ray Rice for only two games for knocking out his fucking wife in an elevator, the video went public and people got mad and the NFL went "wtf, we didn't know fans care about domestic abuse"
Then made the minimum punishment for DV 6 games, and Zeke gets caught up in a completely vague and muddied DV accusation where it isn't really clear whether he did anything or if the girl is a gold-digging slut framing him, and got suspended for 6 games with absolutely no real evidence proving he's guilty.
JUST PLAY ZEKE THE WHOLE GAME
Amazing how changing the horns to white made the rams unis go from shit to 2smoove
But Stafford literally is not good.
It looks pretty odd, I dont like it
Game is on CBS
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T ROMO COMMENTATING?
Christ Zeke, you're lucky she was fully retarded and thought she could get away with it despite all the freaking witnesses including the other woman she assaulted.
If she actually had a triple digit IQ the entire Cowboys Offense could have been trapped in a Gone Girl thriller for the next few seasons, thank God Zeke likes his white girls as deflated as Brady likes his balls
Production is by the Cowboy's own network.
all according to keikaku
He's good to all the lion fans that jumped on the wagon in 2011, and now pretend they have been fans forever.
Did that actually happen?
the state of Dallas special teams
Has Gurley regressed or is the Rams OL bad?
a little bit of both, plus the rams players pretty much gave up last season
The oline has always been bad, its going to make Gurley regress
the state of a UDRFA given a chance to make the team and fucking up
Best preseason game so far
Holy rollering that shit
That guy had a 1% chance of making the team. Now it's 0%.
So this is how the rams get TDs
That's the worst TD I've ever seen in my life.
Its not like Goff is going to be able to get them any other way
Guilty until proven innocent when you are a threat to a friend of Goodell's
Hopefully when they take it to the highest court they force some kind of check and ballance over the commissioner, if not force his resignation. There is more evidence of his absolute nepotistic bias than anything on Zeke and it's a shame that the networks are going to side and blast in favor of Goodell and destroy the kid's good name.
Kupp is legit
draft all time bust at QB
go out of your way to surround him with former Bills WRs, as if they ever did anything
That isn't accounted as a TD to him.
Does that count as a TD pass for Goff?
At least they're actually trying to get WRs for him this time. Their last QB they just couldn't stop drafting mediocre RBs long enough to get him anything.
They should be getting offensive linemen instead
it recorded as a goff td pass
Nothing the bills did made these WRs true blue level.
Making them catch from a worse QB than ever before won't make them any better
Baby steps. They haven't had a line worth mentioning in at least a decade. Maybe with their next "franchise" QB they'll realize that protection is important.
fuck kellen moore
ugly throwing form, left handed faggot
That was underthrown as fuck.
Is Moore good?
no and the cowboys have had some hard on for him for a few years now
i dont know why
Is the rasm D actually good, or am I drunk?
no dak, zeke, witten, beasley
They actually have an offensive minded coach now though instead of footfetishfattie
is the Rams D actually good
I don't know, they're playing against the Cowboys 2nd team. You tell me.
goff does absolutely nothing
already pull him
Why the fuck don't the Rams just switch to the LA royal blue/yellows? 90% of the crowd shows up with those colors, obviously we want that. It bothers me a bit, and can't get into Rams games just because of that.
Their D isn't any good. Their secondary has literally always sucked and their pass rush dropped dead over the past couple seasons. Watch, they'll be giving up more yards through the air this year than anybody in the league.
Goff only played one drive
Hopefully Mannion can be a replacement for Goff if he fails us this season
Its all about the money, want to sell new jerseys
1st down was a good running play
2nd down was a terrible throw by the QB
3rd down was a blitz that Dak would have destroyed but Moore panicked on
Orlovsky on the sideline
Wait, Dan Orlovsky's still in the league? How? He's never been more than a mediocre third string QB for what seems like a decade, maybe more.
Those are outdated. This new ones are crisp
nfl fantasy "boss" commercial
Why does Bomani jones stand like he's held up by wires making that retarded Angela Merkel triangle with his hands? Very awkward looking
They're fucking bland
Wow what a woman beating degenerate.
Jamie Erdahl >>>>>>>> Jill Arrington
who the fuck is that?
Kellen Moore must be really good in practice or something. What a scrub.
The Rams helmets look soooo good, but the uniform as a whole looks whack with the gold
When. Goff is a bust.
Still need a good QB to utilize WRs
Great play by Jones
Raiders Cards when
ZEKE DINDU NUFFIN
5 SUPERB OWLS
FUCK THE EAGLES
Who /GreaterLA/ here?
Am I watching high school football?
Is this another spaghetti bowl?
3rd & 35
losing 25 yrds on a high snap
Even worse, you are watching Rams football
3rd and forever.
Whats even worse is that we are leading and Kellen Moore looks like complete garbage
Cowboys fans this mad that they can't capitalize on our dozens of fuck ups
Anyone can do what Dak does with all those weapons
Lmao what a joke. Only Romo and Dak have managed to do fucking anything behind this line.
Dak is a great QB and gonna BTFO out of his haters this season
Him being on a team is one of the indicators that they're tanking
0-16 Loins, then the Clots brought him in during the SuckforLuck year, and now the Rams have given up on Goff and refuse to give Mannion a shot and so are looking towards Rosen
Dan Orlovsky is still in the league?
behind this line.
The line was literally just built heavily through the draft after romo was gone. Its like you dont even watch your own team
So is jared goff capable of throwing a football or not?
martin, frederick, smith all drafted when romo was playing
It seems like it but people are gonna call him a bust no matter what after that 7 game Jeff Fisher trash heap
There are only 2 starters from last currently playing on the O line. The center and right guard.
What niggerish single mother names her kid Taco
How was that not a fucking safety?
Kellen Moore is second string.
Can his ass. Put in the literally whos.
Just got in
and went on IR before the season
Is this high school football?
dak was a third stringer, was expected to play worse than Kellen Moore.
Zeke beat his girl but she honestly deserved it. Anyone with me on this?
Worse it's the Rams.
Silly user, Amari Cooper is a Raider
Like I said, you retards will be BTFO when Dak is just as great as he was last year if not better. Enjoy doubting him while you can.
Keep telling yourself that that literally who will be anything now that Carr has a limp. Cooper Kupp is the future, and is making plays despite the Rams.
salty cowshit fan
7-9 and Dak regresses
Shouldn't even be illegal to smack your bitch. You can spank your kids, why not your bitch? They both need discipline.
I'm talking about this preseason game you're making a judgment based on.
There's literally only two starters, two backups, and one unproven player in a new position and projected to start this year playing in the game and I'm not even talking about Dak, just correcting you when you say "this line" as if it's the real O line.
The Rams have two "COOOOOP" wide receivers
falling for the vegas gold meme
falling for the "honoring our long-storied 50+ years of mediocrity" meme
don't realize that white horns only worked because there was no semblance of gold back then
still falling for the vegas gold meme
Silly user, Carr is healthy, and Cooper is a top WR
tfw they go off this season, and they become known as the Coop Co-op
What can Noah Brown do for you?
Rasm just need to put 10 guys on McFadden.
Or hit him low
another 4-12 season for the Rams incoming
Me salty, ok lol.
What they need is their DT on the active roster.
This is strange
If only. We were genuinely garbage that year.
I wonder if the Cowboys should sign Kaepernick.....
playing at least 8 games a year in Texas
If Dak gets injured sure, but he's built, not injury prone, and knows how to slide on runs. I'm not worried
Nigger would get lynched the day he got there
the new Big 3
4 Games, not 6.
He is a repeat offender mind you.
THAT NIGGA GOT HEEM'D
IRVING IS A MONSTER
Fucking Watkins. Fucking up the g theme.
Are the rams hands made of fucking butter or something?
4 forced fumbles for the dallas defense
im okay with this
BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY WHAT A LARIAT!
too bad his ass is gonna be suspended too
raiders cards thread
They're switching the uniforms when the stadium opens retard
Defensive line has been looking like shit tonight.
The fucking state of the fucking rasm
As someone who's been going to EWU, that move will happen a lot.
rasm literally cannot stop sucking dicks
the state of the rams
Rasm ball control
Who D/a/llas here
Buy can the Cows score on it?
can someone tell me the last time the cowboys have ever forced 5 fumbles in a half? preseason or regular
Spaghetti is back on the menu tonight.
So this is the power of commiefornia... Whoa...
Cooper Kupp with a tackle and a fumble recovery
PUT HIM IN AT DT! AARON WHO?!
the absolute state of the rasms
That last one was not a "forced" fumble. He just fucking bobbled it away.
stop fucking up reeee
I bet Moore can throw a few more screens for 0.4 yards apiece.
contact was made before he lost it, so techinically it was a FF
We dem boys.
Put in Cooper Rush already jesus
Comfy thunderstorm here in Terrell.
Moore barely got bailed out on the catch.
This dude is shook, can't make a wide up 7 yard throw after escaping pressure.
With Zeke gone, we need Adrian more than ever.
S H O O K
hot as fuck and humid in Deep South Texas.
Cowboys need to make a trade to salary dump some scubs and sign Kaep.
Rams ramming it up
Turnovers are still even
Cowboys suck that bad.
Only on the scoreboard because a lucky TD from a forced fumble
I'm not worried.
Fuck off retard.
R I C O
DOES IT AGAIN
You think he's worse than Moore?
Lmao, fuck the SJW BS I'm all about winning games and we need a better backup.
designed illegal forward lateral to the best hands on the team
He can't see the 6D chess that McVay is playing
Dak isn't gonna get injuried. If he does, we're fucked anyway, so why even care?
I bet if they signed Kaepernick the NFL would reduce Zeke's suspension.
Could they still drag Romo back out of retirement or is that a pipe dream?
Better than signing some guy who is gonna be total media cancer just as a safety net in the very unlikely event Dak goes down.
A pipe dream.
The refs are mad about the uniforms so they keep throwing gold in protest
You can never be too prepared and no one is immune to injury in the NFL.
Having Kaep isn't going to be much more than the media that Zeke is now going to bring, and if Jerry wants to go to court then forget it, signing Kaep won't even be a distraction, literally every day the owner, RB, and entire team will be in the news every damn day regardless.
My nigga 75160 reporting in.
Let's never fucking meet up.
Will he be cut.
The best player on the team shanks a kick to the 30
and also another penalty
Dragon attempt incoming.
Yet still no TD for the Cowboys
took a knee
lel get this faggot out of here
B-B-BUT THE COWBOYS!!!!!
Kaep would be MUCH MUCH worse. Zeke is a story because he plays for the Cowboys, and actually contributes every game he's not suspended.
Kaep would in most likelihood be sitting on the sidelines for 16 games being an eternal distraction with no contribution at all.
It isn't worth it.
taking a knee when you can practice your dice throwing
that armpit surface area
post em boys
implying armpits are a bad thing.
Keap is not worse than Moore, lmao
No shit you dumbass. I have never once implied that. But
90% Dak stays healthy all season, Kaep never contributes but attracts cancerous distracting media attention
10% chance Dak gets injuried, signing Kaep actually helps us win some games
I take the first one.
Absolutely disgusting, is that an alien?
Cooper Rush better than Moore.
risking your season on a 1/10 chance when there are more than ten games in the season
all because you're too buttmad at someone having stupid beliefs
Shameful. I bet you hate Bo Jackson because he wasn't a football purist.
these new Roms helmets are pretty cool desu senpai
Cooper just won the 2nd string QB job.
being this gay
I don't know what's happening but I like how hyped everyone is and how the commentators barely fit into their suits
I can't handle all of these Coopers showing they can hang.
Belichek is probably fapping to Kupp, like the sure-handed, white playmaker that he is
Pharaoh is fast
Rush winning the back-up position
WE CALL IT THE REMAINDER THAT'S THE NUMBER THAT REMAINS
Signing Kaep is a risk. Cowboys have a great lockerroom. I don't want that dipshit to come and fuck it up.
Sammy Watkins in the booth
Oh dis gun be good
They really are. Now we just need the unis to match up
we wuz kangz
FUUUUUUCK Justin Davis bout to take Gurleys Job if he can hold onto the ball
How many members of your locker room are in pre-trial?
Woods having a good game.
Andrew keeps looking at the camera
It's freaking me out
I knew you weren't a Cowboys fan, fuck off with your Kaep bullshit.
hurr everyone that replies to me is the same person
Get a life. If you care about football Kaep being on the cowboys is literally nothing now that Zeke is suspended.
this boy would help with my team's chances of winning, but he ain't a Christian republican, and that just don't sit right with folks
Kaep could help the Cowboys
Extreme citation needed
Ok first off, signing Kaep isn't even a good football move, second it's a fucking HORRIBLE finacial move if I'm Jerry Jones and my team is built on the brand of being "America's team" and I sign somebody who is protesting America.
It will never ever EVER happen, fuck off with your retarded suggestion.
I retract my statement now that I've seen Rush on a few plays.
Did he say fitball?
all these dropped balls
That poor, stammering reporter. Sacked in the morning.
COOPER RUSH IS BETTER THAN MOORE BY A MILE
yeh her skin is scaly she ugly af
Moore sucks ass.
Dak be sweatin right now.
Getting hyped about Gathers replacing witten in the future bois
rico gathers will have an expanded role in the cowboys offense this season
dak gets another weapon
Gathers looks like a monster.
Cowboys may have found their Gronk.
This ball security has been atrocious.
2016 Cowboys draft greatest draft of all time.
I'm surprised. Truly.
Suddenly the Cowboys start playing
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Well Everrett has the starting job.
My D2 college football tram has better ball control then this
why cant we hold on to the ball
Believe me, you don't want to be a part of that.
what position you play bro
that dodged bullet
More Cowboys fans than Rams fans in LA
Buttah fingahs brah
Fuck yeah! I love DQ's blizzards!
Rams fans in LA
Without a beat
I bet she's full of surprises
Holds and fumbles. Holds and fumbles. Seems like preseason to me.
ywn fuck this qt while spoon feeding her a blizzard
not putting the ice cream on your dick and making her lick it off
time to shine
letting her use your dick as the spoon -_-
not putting some in her belly button and on her nipples and licking it up with her on her back
not fucking a DQ Blizzard
when she -_- your -_-
I miss that traitorous Tripfag Rampage
Super Kupp getting POTG like the beast he is.
Dan Orlovsky isn't getting any play time
Thank god he is fucking garbage
-_- --_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_-
Paul "I'm getting cut" McRoberts
More Gathers please
ayyyy we up
McCown has been throwing well, his recievers have been dropping everything.
He's throwing into coverage every time.
Barwin looks like he's about to OD
Christ, Orlovskey looks like shit
Rams special teams have looked sharp, tonight, other than the penalties
Isn't Travis Coons the guy from the Kick Six?
So, now that this game is over, its on o next game. looks like the Raiders are an easy win for us once we get our turnovers down. Gonna like seeing the Chorgers game and im hopeful against Green Gay, but were probably gonna drop that one. Kupp OROY
The shitty of Dallass
Welp, Cooper Rush wraps up the #2 slot.
Was the center's fault. Snapped during an audible because he wasn't paying attention and just focused on the snap count.
I'm not sure about OROY, but I'll be damned if he didn't make a lot of heads up plays tonight.
Michael Jordan with the jump
McCown looks like it's time to retire.
So final QB roster is Dak, Coop, and Moore.
Michael Jordan with the game winner
its over, we got the GOAT
Beautiful song timing
NOT A CATCH
STILL THE GOAT
this play call is brought to you by microsoft©
Why the fuck do the Cowboys have 6 TEs?
Fuck the cowcucks.
Why did the Rams go back to the Fearsome Foursome helmets without the Fearsome Foursome uniform? It looks half-baked.
Quick, we need to do something to convince the Cowcucks the NFL isn't out to get them.
fireworks for winning a preseason game
2 year wait for uniform change
bout to unleash some ridiculous 2TE sets
the shantytown of dallas cowcucks
cowcucks cant even win a babby mode preseason game
J U S T
This isn't even b8, it's something lower than b8.
fuck mccown whatta choker
Like the patriots
In the last 20 years, the Cowboys have played in 10 postseason games, but carry a 2-8 record in those games without a single appearance in an NFC Championship
Last Cowboys Championship:1996
Cowshits get their shit pushed in for another year
resort to muh rings
The NFL champion is undoubtedly the best American Football team in the world. Hopefully at some point other countries get better at the sport so the Super Bowl champs could lay the Euro Champs or whatever.
only TD was literally by sheer luck
half the game was third and 4th stringers trying to out shit each other and fumble the ball
You're taking this way too seriously.
y-your taking this too seriously user
people unironically believe zeke is innocent
Lel. Im sure its a big conspiracy. Im sure its in the best interests of the nfl to keep a superstar off the field and off tv. You guys are fucking delusional
I'll post this here, too. Just for fun.
considering 3 points BTFO
What the fuck.
you lost just accept it, i'm sure you'll win your next game cheer up