So this is basically "Prometheus 2: Redo Edition: This Time As A Point-For-Point Alien Remake Because That's What We're...

So this is basically "Prometheus 2: Redo Edition: This Time As A Point-For-Point Alien Remake Because That's What We're Thinking Fans Really Wanted Instead Of What They Got Last Time," right?

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dude, like, shut up

When you wrote that out, you took time to add the "like", even providing it with commas.

Why did you do that?

I want to see robot Fassmember rape Noomi while her nipples get hard from being aroused despite herself

Who knows, we haven't fucking seen it

space steyrs

You and me both, Mac.

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I like this one more have to say, the trailer was ok, the music as always shit to fucking hell.

youtube.com/watch?v=BJ6RX8YBpI4

"Turns out all these faggos really enjoyed that alien isolation huh, lets capitalize on that"

Like nu Star Wars you mean? I don't think it'll be that bad

why couldn't they just leave them as separate movies?
either make Alien or Prometheus not both

First half will be Alien, second half will be Aliens.

Seriously, though, this looks like shit.

Retardation

the planet looks like shit, the whole exposition through special effects is shit. I expected a sci-fi horror as it was in Alien, or a survival war-movie like Aliens. It seems they know shit what they want.

basically

/this

Alien - a sci-fi thriller, lone team of contractors, bring something on their ship from a foreign desolate world: the shit is this, the shit are we going to do, fuck, all dead but one.

Aliens - first 15min of perfect world building, we know where we are, we know what we are, the colony lost contact, but we have soldiers and machinery to deal with it, the one survivor should just point where to hit. I am ramped up, fucking aliens gonna get fucked, we go in full throttle showing what the humans are all about... eventually get fucked, but it was a hell of a ride.

Alien 3 - space Oz

Alien 4 - space Jam

WHY DIDN'T RIDLEY DO BLADE RUNNER? FOR THIS SHIT?

I just want to see Engineer's planet and the whole adventure of Noomi Rapeface going there not this boring glib facsimile.

The trailer was shit and the movie looks fucking retarded
>hurf let me run to this door
>sorry bb I cun't let u out
>bye
>lol helmets are 4 nerds lets enjoy the fresh alien air
>lol everyone infected
>maybe it's dangerous
>lol wut u mean??
>hey i am the captain and watch me put my head into this giant alien cunt what could go wrong
>hey watch me shoot that gas tank and burn to death

fucking garbage, might as well watch AvP 2

Neither movie should have been made. I can already tell grumpy old man Ford is going to ruin Blade Runner 2049.

>Hey guys I just saw this 2 minute trailer and this movie is terrible,I want an entirely different movie
Was it autism?

>ridley has been watching tentacle porn again

Alien and Aliens were enough. Everything else is unnecessary shit. Especially the prequels.

>I could live with the first half of Alien 3, but the ending was just idiotic.

Wasn't there a rehash of Alien 3 in the making, with that District 9 guy???

>from the writers of such hit films like "Transcendence" and "Green Lantern"

looks like another poorly written Alien film

Yes. That got put on hold, thankfully.

>Trailer 1: Michael Fassbender movie
>KEK

is he a selling point

Since there are more shit Alien movies than good ones and Ridley Scott has turned into a fucking hack, they need to find other ways to get people interested in this.

>they take off their fucking helmets again

fucking hell

>James Franco
>Danny McBride
Fucking why?

"""""comedy""""" """""relief"""""

I bet you're the type of person who gets excited when the trailer is good, you fucking hypocrite. Why should anyone be hyped for a movie when the trailer is awful?

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>hoodies gonna get popular in 2017

also I have to say, as shit as the movies are, I like the whole technology and shit they are showing.

>alien franchise
>sex scene
disgusting

>I bet you're the type of person
I'm not

youtube.com/watch?v=JUXw4tl043o

It actually looks pretty good, though i do have a fondness for The alien movies. I think it'll be a good, visually interesting movie with plot holes that are easy for any functioning human to overlook but I'm sure that you autist will sperg out over for months straight. Sup Forumsirgins just can't have any fun

Autism.

>visually interesting

Let me guess what kind of person you are based on your responses.

I expect you are early twenties, single, slightly over weight, and you try and wear contacts, but they hurt your eyes too much. So you go for the glasses, and you tell yourself that intellectual people wear glasses.

In your spare time you troll on the internet, belittling others for kicks, because lets face it, the combination of partial facial hair and dressing up as a wizard on weekends, means that sex is something that doesn't happen very often for you, if ever.

After you have finished trolling tweens about Harry Potter, you masturbate into a favorite sock before your mother calls from downstairs... 'user! Time for dinner before Violin recital!'

Am I close or am I close?

Well yeah? Isn't that the "kino" you spergs are always rambling about means something that is visually interesting? Like Ridley Scott's movies tend to be.

Alien was a mistake.

That's not what Kino means. Lurk more before butting in on conversations you don't know anything about.

b2 reddit, tourist.

Cute, shes on her toes

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friendly reminder that prometheus, alien, blade runner and its sequel, and this movie take place in the same 'ridleyverse'

Ok so this is the plot:

New travelers go to the same planet as Prometheus went on a ship named Covenant. Due to the size of the ship, I would say they have cryogenically stasised colonists there. They land on the planet, explore it, get infected and die. End.

You forgot Soldier

so replicants are actually this droids, but a slang on earth.

lol no

James Franco is dead the entirety of the movie

Danny McBride is not comic relief.

Tyrell corporation used the term replicants for their version of robotic artificial intelligence. They were more ahead with that technology, since they were nearly undistinguishable from humans

Weyland produced a more inferior model which they just dubbed as androids

Both head CEO's wanted to be immortal but one focused his efforts on artificial life, while the other searched for it in space. It's poultry

This looks like shit, for various reasons. Give it up, guys, and Merry Christmas to you all, don't be miserable today.

2016 WAS SHIT

PEOPLE DIED

NO BETA UPRISING STILL (FUCKING MUSK APPLY YOURSELF FAGGOT)

SHIT MOVIES

>he actually thinks Kino means anything
>visually interesting

If you had the capacity to get a girlfriend, she'd be cheating on you repeatedly.

Look it up brighteyes

>PEOPLE DIED
No shit?

Looks like they're just remaking the original Alien, then cutting from that to whatever adventure Fassdroid and Noomin is on. Its going to be trash.

No. But there was a PKDverse. It was a show called Total Recall 2070. It was very similar to the more recent Almost Human, but with a lower budget.

Prometheus was basically a remake of Alien too

They took an unused Alien prequel script(which was a basically a straight rehash of Alien but with an Engineer thrown in), and Lindeloff did a pass where he madlibbed every mention of the xenomorph and replaced it with black goo.
Besides black goo replacing the xeno its almost beat for beat

>google it
>find a reddit page discussing the universe
>soldier is mentioned
>the reasons are reaching as fuck
yeh no

>PEOPLE DIED
fuck user, this took me by surprise

>bunch of other legit sources but I'll focus on the reddit one as some kind of way to discredit it

There's literally a Spinner in the movie but whatever.

it would make no sense to connect all the pkd stories into one universe

some might be related, but not all of them

you have to go back

You have to grow up.

Jesus Christ, this looks like a Prometheus rehash but with xenos instead of engineers. Not good.
Also, what the fuck is up with the "slow melodious cover of a classical rock song" meme? It's ridiculously awful.

sounds like you cant handle Sup Forums. fuck off back to redit, slut

is that a steyr aug

Not ALL of them. Don't be autistic. The more important ones that fit together. It worked in the series:

By the year 2070, Earth and Mars (as well as space stations) are ruled by a unified government known as the Interplanetary Council (IPC). However, much of the real power is held by the Consortium, composed of at least six multi-global companies that financed the colonization of Mars.

The known six companies are:
Rekall, the information technology powerhouse of the 21st century. Rekall also provides the Operating Systems for the Androids manufactured by Uber Braun.
Minacon, the energy supply company, provides both the oil on Earth and the deuterium on Mars.
Tashimo-Pacific, the transport company, created "Johnny Cab."
Uber Braun, the rocket and robotics corporation, build the service androids.
Variable Dynamics, the medical and bio-tech company, is interested in creating synthetic humans.
Tillman Heath advertising boards are around the city in the series. Tillman Heath is the agriculture and chemicals giant but its real purpose was not unveiled in the 1st series. Its slogan is "Bringing the world's food supply to you."

>PEOPLE DIED
What the fuck dude? Use spoiler tags next time??

yes, but the shitty ozzie version, not the actual austrian STG-77 one.

anyone else hate this bitches face?

she almost ruined Fantastic Beasts and that movie was barely passable

>anyone else hate this bitches face?
I do user, I do. She looks like she would be affraid to go on the street, let alone due a mission like that.

>is that a steyr aug

it's an EF-88 Austeyr

It's the most recent Australian redesign of it with an ACOG slapped on top and a muzzle shroud with more rails. FUTURE.

I legit thought it was a fanfilm until I saw Fassbender.

DUDE COWBOY HAT PILOT LMAO

DUDE SHOWER PENETRATION LMAO

McBride is a good actor tho

DUDE FUCKING IN THE SHOWER WHILE ALIEN FORMS ARE ROAMING AROUND LMAO

Are you ready?

alienmovies.com/

looks fucking awful

Why are people so dissapointed in this? Yeah, it's Prometheus with xenos in it, but what else did you fucking expect?

Will they finally discuss the bonus situation?

Weiland-Yutani are a bunch of cheapskates.
There I said it. And you can dock my pay for as long as you want, I want off this shit show.

"it's what the fans wanted"

at least it's still ridley scott, and not some faggot like jj. give it a chance

But Tyrone worked his way off the slums of Nigeria to become a space engineer.
Does he not deserve his dues?

Agree wholeheartedly. Bonuses are getting so hard to unlock its like working in the godamn public sector. THE PUBLIC SECTOR!
Cryo chamber malfunctions almost every second trip these days. No maintenance because of muh cutbacks.
Fuck em and their droid abominations too.

I remember a time when Sup Forums loved JJ Abrams

I always felt like the odd man out when I would say he was a hack
I started to not like him back in the lost days but soon as star trek 2009 came out in started to really hate that faggot

yet everyone on Sup Forums liked him other than a few anons who talked shit about his lens flares, but that's all anyone would say about him

who knew all it took was some shit star wars movie to get people to open their eyes

I'm really happy about the JJ Abrams hate, fuck that hack

Sup Forums defines Kino as getting a bad score on Rotten Tomatoes.

The trailer made it look like a shitty, tasteless B-horror. I'm the opposite of excited

can somebody tell me what the hell a "neomorph" is? do we know what they look like and how they differ from the xeno's?

avp.wikia.com/wiki/Neomorph

>its a genius scientists act like drunk teenagers in cheap slasher movies episode again

The entire plot was spoiled here less then a week ago.

oh kek there's already a wiki article up

thank you user

The trailer pussed me off. I really liked Prometheus and was actually excited for the next installment and what could've happened to that redhead and the robot. Fuck you Ridley Scott.