>More successful than RLM >Is better looking than RLM >Has more subscribers than RLM >Has more views than RLM >Uploads more often than RLM >Has a wife, unlike RLM >Has a HOT wife, unlike Jessie (who is ugly and fat) >Has more money than RLM
Why is Chris Stuckmann the best youtube reviewer?
Bentley Walker
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.
Jacob Clark
Because RLM ares disgusting contrarian neckbeards
Sebastian Scott
She's cucking him I guarantee it.
Josiah Phillips
I never really liked stuckman, but he does so many reviews, and he doesn't seem to conform to the mass majority of othter reviewers. His criticisms of rogue one actually made me consider subscribing.
Kevin Thompson
But then I remembered he loves TFA and I went back to sucking cocks.
Jose Wilson
ad hominum
Noah Wilson
He's the opposite of Spoony.
Michael Miller
is his wife muslim
Matthew Flores
nah she had cancer or something
Jayden Murphy
michael bay is more successful than... is better looking than... makes more money than, is more populat than... you feel me?
Camden Hill
More like Chris Suckmann!
Jaxon Nelson
More like Chris Studman
Brayden Walker
Kek
Justin Wilson
Half of your complaints are about appearance. Reading this made me cringe as hard as hearing Republicans call Obama obongo.
Lincoln Martinez
cuck-a-duck
Luis Rogers
>Reading this made me cringe as hard as hearing Republicans call Obama obongo. You have a lisp don't you?
Jayden Morgan
I mean they're both literally you tube level critics. they both suck horribly
Zachary Anderson
He looks a bit like the poor man's nerdy Ben Affleck.
Angel Lopez
There is literally no reason to delete these threads.
Logan Morales
WRONG
Easton Evans
PROTIP: these threads are actually RLM shilling
Robert Price
Probably with theFlickpick
Parker Jackson
LITERALLY WHO
Robert Ortiz
ugh that fucking faggot
Ryder Hernandez
you think that's an insult? Kermode also uploads shit on youtube
Carter Bennett
>OP talks about RLM as a single Person
Jordan Edwards
t. assblasted D.C.uck fangirl
Adrian Hernandez
Mike is my favorite RLM desu famalong
Parker Perez
nope, jew
Brody Collins
Mike is the pleb choice
Rich Evans is the patrician choice
Kayden Taylor
gross
Charles Diaz
tell that to zods snapped neck
Bentley Murphy
Childhood is idolizing Mike and Rich.
Adulthood is realizing Jay made more sense.
Jacob Lewis
kermode works for the bbc, these guys upload videos from their house
Brandon Taylor
This
Matthew Powell
Fuck this boring loser and his retard laugh, dude has the personality of a rock
Asher Clark
not an argument
Nathan Ortiz
Thanks for shilling. You made me unsubscribe.
Joshua Price
it is an argument. kermode actually critiques movies and gets paid for it, while these guys are worth as much as they represent the average idiot movie goes, meaning, they're "critique" is practically worthless, cause it mainly boils down to "should you pay for to this movie or not".
Blake Wood
Adulthood is realizing the guy who takes way too much care about his looks and talks with upper intonation a lot is really insecure and that Mike and Rich are the real alphas
Jordan Gomez
He's a nice guy and I feel opinion is usually reasonable and honest, even though I don't always agree. He's worth subscribing to.
Plus he's a Shyamalan loving pleb like I am so there is that.
Kevin Perry
>mislim wife dropped
Austin Campbell
>They're
Mason Reyes
>it is an argument. kermode actually critiques movies and gets paid for it
so do youtubers.
Tyler Smith
they get paid for views, big difference
Jacob Garcia
his critique is pretty shallow, for example, he couldn't really articulate why he liked Fury Road so he started to literally make car noises
Adam Williams
I have never even heard of the guy before, so he can't be worth caring about.
Benjamin Smith
well fury road should be critiqued like that, it's an action flick. what is he supposed to do, have a deep analysis of a popcorn movie?kek. he said he liked it, that it's fun and that it's a visual and audio thrill. but kermode does also a lot of actual film reviews and not just hollywood flick crap. his reviews of films like the winters sleep or enter the void are actually interesting and thoughtful.
when was the last time RLM did a review of an actual quality film and not some blockbuster crap?
Ian White
Jessi is made for babymaking though.
Jacob Peterson
forget about Kermode, SHE should be on the bbc ;)))
Elijah Kelly
He reviews all kinds of movies unlike the sellouts that only care about capeshit/Disney/transformers. And maybe you are meming about the looks but he's quiet pleasant to look at and has a good voice which is good, when a reviewer looks like a landwhale is distracting
Jonathan Baker
Childhood is wanting to put a baby inside Jessi. Adulthood is realizing Gillian is best girl.
tfw prime Mike came on her cheeks and said she was a fat cunt but now he's way fatter than her
Charles Foster
>You will never be Chris Stuckmann
Lucas Phillips
I don't hate him, but he's a massive pleb who should not be talking about movies. The RLM guys don't consider themselves serious movie critics. Stuckmann does, and that's the worst thing about him. His wife seems nice, and he does too really, he just doesn't know enough about film for his opinion to be worth anything.
Also, he was once on Anthony Fantano's podcast and decided he'd recommend a band to the internet's busiest music nerd, Dire Straits.
Evan Wilson
I AM DYING LAUREN
Cameron Thompson
>Stuckmann does Source?
Hunter Cooper
Stuckmann actually watches more good movies than RLM.
John Howard
You get the feel watching his reviews. He'll mention how passionate he is about cinema, and mention how he notices things in movies that most other people don't because of how carefully he watches. He also wrote a book called "The Film Buff's Bucket List", which consists entirely of films from the current millennium, which he considers "the 50 best". Among them are two films in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Pirates of the Caribbean, X2, and Signs.
Noah Foster
whoever played the Na'vi in the Plinkett review should be first
Ayden Brooks
>The Film Buff's Bucket List >Theaters around the world are dominated by comic book heroes, ice princesses, apocalyptic love-struck teens, and whatever masterpiece Pixar is rolling out. It’s clear that cinema is as healthy as ever. Oscar-worthy directors, indie geniuses and foreign artists are creating stunning, boundary-pushing work. Since the turn of the century, movie lovers have been enjoying a second golden age. Jesus, I didn't know about this. Fucking embarrassing.
Daniel Barnes
He is the most vanilla motherfucker in all the universe, so boring
Zachary Jenkins
>that whole quote If I didn't know it was Stuckmann, I'd be willing to bet money that it was written as a joke.
Lincoln Thomas
*Shitty guitar intro*
John Stewart
>but then I remembered he has opinions that dont confirm my own and I dont like that
Thomas Williams
I wouldn't say he is more successful than rlm. Also rlm has a lot of patreons and rlm is more respected by other youtubers. And they are more entertaining.
Jace Perry
Blindwave will surpass them all lads.
Daniel Ross
>His criticisms of rogue one actually made me consider subscribing. is down the hall
Cooper Moore
RLM haters are so desperate that they actually turn to praising Chris Stuckman just to try and degrade RLM
Embarrassing and a true indicator of their plebness
Chase Smith
>Is better looking than RLM
Mason Sullivan
Michael Bay is very based guy.
And yet he is still plebi cuck, like RLM and others 99% of e-celebs. You can't make this shit.
Kayden Jones
>Actually Implying RedditLetterMedia is even good
Christian Sanders
Who are you quoting?
Blake Rivera
If you needed to listen to this idiot to realize R1 is shit you should seriously consider euthanasia.
Joshua Bailey
>"""Professional critic""" When will this meme end? Do people really need an individual to parrot opinions from, especially when the medium being reviewed is subjective to viewer taste?
Adrian Anderson
Quit shilling your faggot home site
Hunter Cox
Why does she move like an autist?
Charles Roberts
Congratulations user! You have officially set the record for the most pointless use of the word "autist" or "autism"!
Gabriel Smith
RLM cast is chill. Stuckman looks like a psychopath ready to snap someone's neck.
Adrian Phillips
>RLM makes one joke about him >cries like a little bitch for 5 minutes and films it
Isaac Ramirez
Hes so bad he gave her cancer
Ryan Lewis
Who will finally kick the bucket 2017? You can pick one:
TotalBiscuit Spoony Boogie Angry Joe (from blindness-related accident)