Is Jamie Lee Curtis the best actress to wear a bikini in a christmas movie?

Is Jamie Lee Curtis the best actress to wear a bikini in a christmas movie?

IMAGINE

thats it, thats the whole thread

stop krankposting it's never going to happen!

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Still looks better than Lena Dunatealltheham

Yeah we watched the Jontron video too.

Shit, looks like tony soprano mother

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I have a massive boner right now

Eggkara thread?

we need to go more oblique

its comfy in here

is it in your mouth?

who are you talking to? are you bananas?

DAMN! SHE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?

>e-celeb covers movie
>suddenly threads start appearing

Me on the right

GET IN

She's still got it!

me on the left ama

Come on Sup Forums don't let me down...

>You'll never fill Anita with the seed of the patriarchy.
>She'll never put your legs behind your head and force you to cum inside her while fucking you in role reversal for the sole purpose of domination procreation.

>guys please finish the copypasta chain I started :(

You can't force it m8 it happens or it doesn't

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Honestly I would fucking rail her while she tells me what a good boy I am for playing WoW.