Well, no see... There's this thing called DIMYTHELTRIPTAMINE Jamie pull that thing up

Well, no see... There's this thing called DIMYTHELTRIPTAMINE Jamie pull that thing up

*A light beam from the heavens emits unto Joe's face*

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Talking to loving obtuse angles bro

Rank your guests

Great:
>Jordan Peterson
>Wim Hof
>Duncan Trussell
>Steve Rinella
>Shannon Briggs
>Ancient Egypt guy

Good:
>Joey Diaz
>Some other comedians
>Bas Rutten
>Comfy Tom Papa

Shit
>Brian Redban
>Most UFC fighters

>Pulls mic in

>Most UFC fighters

>Brendan Schaub
>shit

Pick one

>WOW
>Look at that
>*reads exert of wikipedia article*
>guest is stunned
>Wow

I only listen to the comedian, documentarian, nature, paranormal and science guys. UFC are shit tier.

I said most, but that said Schaubs a bit boring

Also the Dinosaur guy had a lot of interesting stuff to say but he was cuckd as fuck

FUCK OFF VIRAL MARKETING

>Did you see that thing I posted on twitter?
>bring that up Jamie
*Joe goes off about how crazy it is that mountain lions are right next to LA*
>Cities are fucking weird we're so disconnected from our food

Who that?

well, thats funny because *leans closer to mic* i was reading this extract and those guys basically said the opposite

>Shit
>>Brian Redban
No fuck you. Brian was Joe's ultimate foil. The podcast isn't fun at all anymore. Joe's a broken record. I'd enjoy more cases of Brian throwing him off.

None of you are smart enough to like Dan Carlin

jesus look at the size of that chimp

Brian was so fucking annoying when they first started the podcast

Good thing he left

>jamie can you bring that up
>oh wait, can we play this?
>we probably can't play this
>anyway we can't watch the video but this ape was fucking huuuuuuuuuuuge

youtube.com/watch?v=in02LCdufUc

>Wim Hof

Reeks of charlatan.

>reviewing some video
>we can't show this on yutubz
fuck you

I'm intruiged by him
On one hand he seems like a charismatic cult leader, but then he has done all this crazy shit which has been verified by doctors and scientists.

DOn't know what to make of him.

I love Dan but he's never any good on JRE. I think I just expect too much from him that I'm dissappointed with him in an interview setting

Someone post the copypasta with the chimp at the end out of nowhere, gets me every time.

Yea please I thought it'd be posted by now and I need a laugh

all schaub does is agree with him and give his pseudo-BRO dude insight that makes him come off as a meathead jizz brain

You forgot Jessie Ventura in Great tier.

>tfw RoganWatch is never coming back

>yfw he has the energy to do daily 5hour+ podcasts

can someone please tell me what roganwatch was you all talk about it like it was some urban legend or mythos

>its a joe does two 3 hour podcasts in 1 day

Some guy obsessed with Rogan made a bunch of videos with Joe acting gay and pointing out how the "Alphabrain" supplements weren't actually supported by real science

well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus these things will just tear your to shreds

>yfw they never run out of things to talk about, and even at the end of the podcats it feels like they have tons of stuff to discuss

>what roganwatch was you all talk about
>talking like a nigger

How does one become a joe rogan tier conversationalist?

Thanks user

Tom papa is always a safe bet.

confidence
he got his from jiu-jitsu

Going outside + reading

empiresports.co/ufcs-joe-rogan-kills-mountain-lion-outside-comedy-club/

Great:
Bill Bull, actual scientists, early Joey, early Duncan

Good:
People that do unusual stuff, like the poker guy, the free climbin guy etc.

Shit
Every comedian/ufc fighter

peterson best

rhonda patrick if youre into nutrition and fitness

you should listen to Peterson's podcast

he basically records his lectures, they are legit great

>yfw you remember Joe Rogan is 5'2"

hes 5'6" , still short but not that bad

Embarrassingly bad
Steven crowder
Milo
Gavin mcwhatever

Lol I look Like an adult pedro

top kek

hes 5'8''

I can never read this without cracking into hysterics

post pic

>Jamie, can you bring that up?
>No not that
>You're fucking this up Jamie
>*badly describes the video/article to his guest*
Is Jamie a literal retard who doesn't prepare or even has the ability to use google?

brendan schaub is a comfy guest

I really want to start a podcast bros

lol

>Nazis were the first to fluoridate water!
>Prozac's main ingredient is fluoride!

Absolute retard. 100% Edgy Brah is the only approved conspiracy theorist.

>dimethyltryptamine

got some right here as a matter of fact )))

Yeah I definitely can't get a read on the guy either. I want to lean more towards bullshit, but he's done some insane shit.

I'm 6'4 and when I met him he towered over me.

He's probably about 6'7 or 6'8

that's just a zip lock bag of coriander

Best guests tier:

Peter Schiff
Graham Hancock
Dan Carlin
Randall Carlson

He did some cool shit and then believed his own hype.

Compare the first interview to the second. It's like two different people.

yes of course my friend ^)

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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cue the hempforce mustard

noice thanks for filling up my night user

The Schaub bit always makes me laugh

...

Orange is a sign of contamination (plant material/solids) in your DMT bro. Would be top notch if you had some light yellow crystals. Unfortunately the only opportunity I had with DMT I didn't consume enough to break through, only a euphoric 20 min MDMA-like high. Oh well, see you next time aliens and gods

i don't understand how this stupid fuck doesn't know what fair use is

you can play whatever the fuck you want as long as its only a smaller percentage of the whole program - and a couple of mins of video is literally nothing when put against a 3 HOUR podcast

episode with Russell Brand was 10/10.

yeah but youtube can still be cunts and just take down streams, which has happened to Joe many times. The main reason they don't do the videos is so the stream doesn't get pulled.

DID SOMEONE ASK FOR SOURDOUGH?

youtube.com/watch?v=jrL56-TZhQ0

Louis Theroux
Rupert Sheldrake
David Choe
Dan Carlin
Joey Diaz
Bill Burr
Doug Stanhope (new special is great)