COME ERE YOU

COME ERE YOU

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TOUCH THIS YOU DONKEY

posting a classic

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PAN NICE AND HOT

OLIVE OIL, IN

Look!

LOOK!

WOT AH YEW DEWIN??

Is that the highest his voice could possibly go?

he said a third LOOK! that was inaudible to human ears

Why is he so much more chill in the UK version of kitchen nightmares

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I love this board

IT'S RAW

Fuck me, unbelievable

How could he dislike this god tier pizza

Because Americans are brain dead cunts that need constant artificial drama to sustain them for an hour in between the 12 advert breaks.

undercooked piece of shit pizza

FUCKING DONKEY

>Now fuck right off

OH FUCK ME

I-I'm sorry, chef

NO NO NO! FUCK.... ME

YOU

FUCK OFF

>come here you

chef?

>COME HERE RIGHT NOW

coming chef

>now fuck off

Fun fact: Ramsay was actually served some pictures of cp, resulting in his disgust. They changed it in post so that it would suit the theme of the program better.
The cheese strings are actually strings of cum from previous customers.

ironic fatfuck

You fags realize it's all fake, right?

It definitely wasn't fake at all back in the Boiling Point days. He was going for the Star and he was fucking pissed at anyone who would hold him back in the slightest.

Is that Roy Cropper?

There are a lot of people who worked in production of KN that said it's actually mostly real, especially the way Ramsay acts

There was one episode where they found a dead rat in the kitchen and everyone thought it was staged but it was actually real. The production couldn't believe it and Ramsay was laughing nonstop off camera.

>OLIVE OIL, IN
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Has anyone actually tried using olive oil with beef? I thought it was a nice idea until I tried it and made it taste like oily shit

yeah because you used shitty quality olive oil..and you have to use a pretty small amount

Pass it over.
PASS IT OVERRR.

THE FUCKING BAAASS IS FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

fuck I hate American editing so much.

all the fucking noise and music

What would Ramsay think of this?

IT'S FOKIN RAW

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I can think of nothing more terrifying in life then working a shit chef job and having Gordon mother fucking Ramsey walk into your kitchen to chew your ass out

WHAT

CAN I GET VALIDATED BY RAMSAY NOW?

>"Where do you keep your ice cream?"
>In the freezer, chef
>"Bloody hell"

>chef
Am I the only one that thinks this is the most worthless job? Literally just making food for richfags?

now that the dust has settled, why was she hiding all that pasta in the bin?

Fuck me

Well, where the fuck else would you keep it!?

I wondering how long it would take for the jackposting to start.

fucking hell m-a-a-a-n

You should use a mix of butter and olive oil, the oil can be of lower quality too this way

spooked my guts off

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What do you mean by worthless job?

Those richfags aren't going to cook themselves and its going to be a fucking while before robots can cook like a chef does

She wasn't hiding it, she was at such an extreme level of retardation that she forgot undercooked pasta can simply be thrown back into the pan and cooked properly. She was literally throwing away raw pasta

COME ERE!

If you use extra virgin olive oil it works, are you sure you used olive oil and not corn oil or something?

you can but you wont

>those eyes filled with fear
Jesus kek

I mean, they just make some little dish that someone is going to eat in minutes. Seems like a job without fulfillment

>come here darling
Yes chef?
>taste this water for me will you? What's that floating in the water?
that's ice chef
>is the ice frozen beforehand?
y-yes chef
>Fuck me, fuck ME

How is he not dead yet?

A Classic:

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"USELESS SACK OF SHIT!"

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Kek

YOU'RE GOING TO GET SOMEONE BLOODY KILLED YOU FUCKING DONKEY

Merry (You)mas!

I used olive oil. Thought it was great quality because I got it from this family in the country that specializes in olive oil and when used with other dishes it tastes perfect. But the idea of putting olive oil in the pan before the beef just seems disgusting to me. I don't think the flavor of the oil goes well with beef at all

He is the salmonella now

The chefs I work with fucking glow when I tell them I enjoyed their meals or their new recipes they are trying

it depends if you are proud of the end product like Ramsay says, if you don't give a fuck about the final product and just get the plate out ASAP and tell them to fuck off, it's a horrible unfulfilling job.

If you are passionate about your meals you like for those days where a customer sends back "best x of my life"

I can't believe someone would actually think this low of food. A good meal can make some ones fucking day, I bet your parents stopped cooking for you ASAP because you didn't appreciate their food

He usually hams it up with his insults but he looks genuinely pissed off here, wonder what made him hate this guy so much

Can I stay and finish service, chef?

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I AIN'T NO BITCH CHEF

You buy your plates, yes? You don't bake the ceramic yourselves?

My God. Unbelievable

unbelievable

>I can't believe someone would actually think this low of food. A good meal can make some ones fucking day, I bet your parents stopped cooking for you ASAP because you didn't appreciate their food
I'm a poorfag. That probably explains it
Anyway F Leia

Marinade ready, chef

>when was this floor least swept?
>you saw me sweep up 5 minutes ago chef
>you're taking the fucking piss

NILKAAAAAAAAA

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>poor
You can make an amazing meal for a whole family for under 10 dollars

I have no idea what you mean, I'm poor as well but how you think being a chef is a "pointless job" without "fulfillment" is fucking baffling to me.

>where do your cows graze
>I'm sorry chef, what?
>you breed your own cows right? where does the beef come from?
>we get it every day from the butcher chef
>Oh fuck me, I ate this!

The way I see it, anything a chef makes is gone in minutes. I can't really see how that could be fulfilling

what video is this from? i need the recipe for a friend

no point replying to someone this fucking retard

Is Hotel hell any good? I've never heard of it until recently

What did you mean by this?

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Pls tell me what you meant

DON'T SAY THAT CHEF

you disgust me

PAN
NICE AND HOT

OLIVE OIL IN

Can't you find it in your heart to explain?

THIS SALMON IS RAW
>it's nigiri chef
IT'S FUCKING RAW YOU DONKEY
FUCK

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At this point isn't this just frying the fucking steak

YES CHEF

it's they way he splashes the oil like a fucking cunt

SMELL IT

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If there's enough oil that it splashes then it's enough to fry the thing

No, this is what frying looks like

Just smell that. Smell the richness. THAT.. is a nice dish

GET A GRIP, YEAH? I'M SERIOUS, YEAH? NOW FUCK OFF WILL YOU, PLEASE?

Look at how many posh restaurants serve what used to be peasant food.

Even as poorfag you can cook some rice with stock instead of just water and throw a knob of butter in there and some parmesan cheese and call it a risotto.

You get to see Gordon's naked ass in pretty much every episode, if that's what you're into

Aside from being a retard and spilling the batter is there anything wrong with this? I thought this was how you made the corn dogs you murricans eat

IT'S COLD YOU FUCKING DONKEY