Dodgers @ Tigers: OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD

>The Grandy-Man Can Edition
Ryu (4-6, 3.63 ERA) vs Fulmer (10-10, 3.78 ERA)

DODGERS
>1. CT3 CF
>2. ROY '16 SS
>3. Tormund Giantsbane DH
>4. ROY '17 RF
>5. TheGrandyManCan LF
>6. Not Austin Barnes C
>7. Butter and Eggs Man 1B
>8. LoFo 3B
>9. Silver Fox 2B

TIGERS
>1. Kinsler 2B
>2. Mahtook RF
>3. Upton LF
>4. Cabrera 1B
>5. Castellanos 3B
>6. Martinez DH
>7. McCann C
>8. Jones CF
>9. Iglesias SS

asshole stole my thread

rate my postseason roster bros

JOC TO AAA

PRAISE FRAUDMAN

>umpires to wear white armbands to protest the lack of suspension of Kinsler

LEL
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be good to Granderson for us doyers. He is a good guy.

Why Barnes instead of Grandal?

I prefer Barnes. He's a better hitter and doesn't allow nearly as many passed balls as Grandal does.

>it's real

Holy hell. I never knew he was hitting almost 300

grandal is also not a clutch hitter like barnes
he really only hits homers when it doesn't really matter

Is Joc done for the year lads? What would he have to do in September to make the postseason roster at this point?

unless he improves in AAA
i see him gone before october

Joc would have to outhit Ethier, at this point. He'd have to prove he's a better lefty bat off the bench.
Best of luck to him as 'Dre is a career .285 hitter.

i fucking hate umpires throwing hissy fits

Well the permanant OF pieces are:
>Bellinger
>Puig
>Taylor
>Granderson (unless he slumps majorly)

Kike is too valuable not to have on the roster since he can play anywhere.

So he'll be fighting Verdugo and Ethier for those 2 bench spots.

i hope turner gets out of this slump soon

>Turner
>hitting .316 this week
>"Slump"

He was playing through illness during the homestand. He's back now.

>turner slump

did you just start watching doyer games?

Give him a break he's gonna have to face the night king soon

here we go lads

>granderson

What a failure. Send his ass back to NY

>mfw DFA'd

we will once stanton decides to leave the marlins

I'd rather have ethier on one leg

Who's legitimately going to stop the Dodgers in the playoffs?

themselves

Wtf is this guy's secret, he seems to have everything, he even looks like an old school baseball palyer

October Is Coming.

Good eye. Perfect swing. Knows when to play small ball or long ball

He's Ted William's clone grown in a lab.

teutonic blood

Eyebrows remind me of another Dodger great

chase replacing logan when?

I pray for it everyday

fugg he looked out

>defending angel hernandez

He votes Republican. His mom is Ann Coulter.

>ryu already at 50 pitches

That's a beautiful head of hair.

Who /at the game/ again?

Go dodgers

Id fuck his mom and sister so hard

Teddy was a specimen.

Vin always told a story about him:
>Williams flew a fighter during WW2 and had to crash land.

>He knew if he ejected, he could lose his legs because of damage to the cockpit.

>Didn't want to lose his legs because he wanted to keep playing baseball after the war

>Safely crash-landed plane instead

looks like its gonna be a bullpen game lads

>Detroit
>literally zero blacks
mindfuck

THAT WAS STRIKE THREE

:|

He was the perfect American male.

robot umps when?

HADOKKEN

>Arcade League """ROY"""

curtis jinxed our season

you think Joc would have gotten a hit so far?

both are trash and way past their prime

You're stupid. Today is obviously a
>"Dodgers wait until the bullpen comes out and then light them up for 5+ runs"
episode

I hope the Dodgers re-sign Ryu next season if they can't hang on to Darvish.

I like the comfort of having a 6+ man rotation with one always in AAA as a backup.

2018
>Kersh
>Wood
>Hill
>Ryu
>Maeda
>Urias
>Buehler

HADOUKKKEN

ryus already past 70 pitches
fulmer only has 47
doesn't look likely

this game is boring

balls hit right at people: the game

HADOUKKKEN

HADOUKKKKEN

Dubs and fulmer gives up a homer

if the umps are supposed to be protesting kinsler
then shouldn't their strikezones be in favor of the dodgers?

>Kinsler has reached every time today

can't make it up

fulmer tryna be joe kelly and fuck up the dodgers hottest hitter. dirty player

>stripling

You're asking to get dicked by Cody.

What about Otani? We'll have to trade McCarthy for some prospects. He's got value so he should go. And Urias is dead btw. He won't be back until 2019 season.

Is infield reserve MVP section 33 a good part of dodger stadium. I bought a bus ticket and that is where they are gonna seat us

blue lives matter

Fulgoat

no, you have really shitty seats

You can see the game and the breeze hits hard there

>Stripling

those are some shitty seats but not as bad as the top deck seats

>bellinger hurt
welp, season over

Bellingod just twisted it. Nothing to see here

if singles, dodgers bullpen shit the bed

>taylor hit in the ribs
>seager fouls it off his foot
>cody rolls his ankle

WTF

Run Turner. You're next.

welp. the ticket was $75 so I assume most of that went towards the bus driver not leaving much for the game tickets.
Can I sneak in a beach ball from the dollar store like in the pavilions or will I get ejected there

the AL is the Arcade league silly. I was ripping Fulmer.

I somehow didn't read that right

Shut up bitch Chicken Strip is elite

CAN'T RIP THE STRIP

you're better off driving down to petco when dodgers play the padres
going on sept 2nd
got some field pavilions for only like $60 a pop

mlb label beach balls only

>bellinger out
panic bros?

he'll be day to day. no worries

Just got home. What'd I miss?

just a twisted ankle. he'll probably play tomorrow.

a really boring game, satan

nice fielding, tigers

just Based Utley

>Granderson jinxed the shit out of that ball

get ready for some >RISP from Grandal here

can somebody shop austin barnes as the winter soldier?

>not wearing sunglasses during a day game

Well shit

Hurry up and bring in that bullpen already

ok maybe not. Let Fulmer collapse

>try to punish pederson by sending him down
>immediately have to call him back because cody " i wish i were just a dh so i didnt have to move" bellinger got a booboo trying to play defense