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Why do modern comedians suck? It seems like it's just them judging people and being angry at things with occasional witty quips thrown in.

Why cant we get more like the early phase of George Carlin or similar?

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You want the Hippy Dippy Weatherman?

You do it then. It's hard to write good material

Because to want to become a comedian you have to
>be a lib arts retard
>be delusional enough to think you'll be the 1/1000 guy to make it big
>be a desperate compulsive attentionwhore

and to be a successful comedian in the US, you have to
>constantly at every second gauge whether people like what you're doing and adjust your behavior accordingly until they like what you're doing
>be or pretend to be a die-hard progressive to fit in with the elite
>pretend to be likable all the time so you get booked
>constantly try to get an "in" with industry people
>hang around all the time with a lot of people doing exactly the same, therefor constantly fueling this eternally escalating circlejerk to the point where you actually feel like you're doing something "meaningful" instead of just being a dancing monkey

Not OP, but I did this once on Sup Forums and I did pretty well: give me any subject and I'll come up with a bit.

Just for fun btw. I'm not a comedian. But I had fun last time.

I dunno, that sounds like joe rogan though. Even then, not even Seinfeld is like that even though he's a clean comic. Then you go into the cleaner, christian friendly comics like Larry the Cable Guy or that hot pockets guy, to Joey Diaz and Ari Shafir and Russell Peters it looks like all of them just carved their own styles and kept working at them.
If you were absolutely correct everyone would be like that indian guy from Parks and Rec.

Post the webm

Yes. Yes, I do.

sometimes they'res a mild backlash for being racist so comedians now spend half their act complaining about political correctness

I'm not American, but I follow the ins and outs of US comedy a bit, because I put on podcasts to fall asleep and they keep yapping about it constantly. I ran out of ones in my native language.

Anyway, what I noticed is that -even though American standup is pretty shitty all over, because of the whole PC thing. LA is absolutely the worst. East comics tend to be better, but they still give of a distinct insecure yuppie attentionwhoring "art school" vibe.

Someone for the love of god, give me a topic. I'm bored.

TEENIE WEENIE WHITE PEENIES

>"What's up with comics today? Why do they all suck? It seems like it's just them judging people and being angry at things with occasional witty quips thrown in."
>Segue into whatever you think would be funny.
>Plobably something like, "What's up with nignogs, anyway? And you know women are all whores? Can't stand 'em. Haha."

Kyle Kinane, Bert Kreischer

Kings of story telling

Interracial sex

The elderly.

Ireland.

Moder Hollywood.

Mmm, maybe you could do something about how when you're browsing porn once you click on a vid like "hot teen gets pounded" and it's a black guy fucking her. You don't care and continue fapping, but then he starts saying dumb shit like "oh yeah, you like that nigger cock" and "welcome to da jungle", it's kinda weird, because you feel like you're watching some black fetish shit so you turn it off. And then after a while, when you see a black guy you always click it away instantly because you know what's coming. I tell you, in some situations it pays to a racist and porn is a prime example of it! Investing in real estate is another one.

Meh, not so fond of this one desu. Last time I refused to do racial shit, because it's so overdone on Sup Forums already, but I tried my best on the spot.

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People always say that the older you get, the more you'll become equivalent to a child. That's such a load of crap. Not only do I not give up my seat on the bus for a kid, but I also didn't get arrested for 20TB of granny porn on my work computer.

all comedy "sucks" today because on the internet a random asshole can say, in a passing fashion, shit that's more outrageous than the punchline for a comedian's entire routine

Therefore any comedian that tries to be shocking (all of them) can never be as shocking as the internet, for the internet doesn't have to worry about offending half the audience.

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The least funny punctuation.

Kills the mood every time.

Where did this whole "the Irish are the niggers of Europe" saying come from? Have you been to Paris? Niggers are the niggers of Europe.

Hey, I tried.

I don't know what the last one is.

>It's from olden times
>African slaves were here first
>Got free
>Started looking for jobs
>Irish showed up
>Started looking for jobs too
>Competing against said out of work Africans
Hence the phrase.

OY VEY, dese bagels are the woist! I got moy bagel place Hymie's down awn fowteenth, and they've gowt a chinese guy sweeping the floys. So I go in, and he askw my oyder in poifect yiddish. I'm supwised, but I give him the particulars, and then he goes and makes me a foine bagel wif lawx, and as he walks away I'm shaking my head, so I ask the owner, "How'd you teach that guy to speak Yiddish, that's faantastic?"

He waves at me to be qwyet, and says "hey, keep it down, he thinks he's learning English!"

*Modern Hollywood.

But really, how did you not instantly pick up on the typo? Is your English really that bad?

Norm MacDonald is still active and there for modern.
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I'm tired and chatting and watching youtube. Also, I'm retarded. Mostly the latter.

>ohh boyo back in my day we had real comics
What changes would you make to modern comedy? I bet you're bitching and moaning while only exposing yourself to the most popular mainstream comics; if you went searching, you'd find material you enjoy

Also wtf are you implying Louis is shit?

You can do a bit about the sudden rise of superhero movies and how you don't get it. It used to be only geeks were into it. And by geeks I don't mean nerds. Like people who get good grades and like math and shit. I mean geeks, those sweaty kids that pretended to be dragons during lunch break in 3th grade. Those guys that would spend every waking second in some retarded fantasyland filled with trolls and fairies so that they didn't have to confront the fact that they were virgins at 17. And then something about them fuming at the movie theater like "why are you watching my fantasy", you are living this. You beat people up. You get the girl. You ARE superman blabla

wow, I suck today

Damn, that was dog shit.

I'm honestly not trying to be mean but if you said that on stage the place would be empty in seconds.

I know, I know.

I'm going to sleep cause the magic ain't happening today.

Kyle Kinane's most recent special was trash. Absolute trash.