Even if I were blind, desperate, starving and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd ever fuck

Even if I were blind, desperate, starving and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd ever fuck.

Guess she was lying.

>Manny, look at the pelican!
>Fly pelican!

Women.

This always bugged the shit out of me... How do you live in miami and not know the difference between a flamingo and a pelican?

Give Tony a break. He's a pooletecal prisoner from Cuba!

SHE'S ON FIRE

Coobah

And then he got rich

JUST FUCK ME user

>I'll just give her some Quaaludes bitches love Quaaludes

Whatchu talking mang?

shes so unattractive in this

his boy coulda fucked any girl in Miami but had to go for fuckin Lionel Richie

user...

Elle should play her in the remake

What about homosexuality Tony?

You like men huh? you like to dress up as woman? you like being a sissy fucktoy? you like stuffing you ass with black dildos? you dream about being a fuck doll for men? you like camwhoring? you like being in chastity?

no

>there will be a scarface remake in our lifetime

don't know how it will be possible
the 80s score makes the whole movie for me

Probably all black cast. The niggers idolize Tony like a god.

why not?

not him but she doesn't look distraught enough. too cherub like to be coke whore

that's right cause after i'm done i'd cut her throat ha ha

HELLO.
Is it me you're looking for?

doesn't look coked up enough

plus she can't act

Absolutely disgusting. Why can't Hollywood do anything original? So sick of remakes. Why can't we get original films like Scarface anymore?

she's the best actress of her generation and she's worked with a lot of A-list directors

because everything has been done and partially replicated in so many formats that everything is a simulacrum so why not just run with it and revive something renowned

>there will be a scarface remake in our lifetime
Yeah... It was called Scarface. Starring Al Pachino.

ok grandpa

Apparently Scarface gave a lot of people the impression that most Cuban immigrants were criminals who came here in the 80s. I find this very annoying.

Just like how Jaws gave the impression that hundreds of people die to shark attacks every year and sharks look for humans to kill.

You have to understand that the majority of people who watch movies are actual, out-and-out retards that believe what the screen tells them.

>implying I want to go anywhere near your polluted womb

Her sisters better

No no user, most people believe that Cubans that came in the 90's and 00's were criminals too.

>The niggers idolize Tony like a god.
No we don't, faggot.

hahaha, no.

like a BUG coming out of your mouth

Maricon

>where'd you get that scar, from eating pineapple?

Really Raimi

Literally any episode of CRIBS disagrees with you.

Agreed. In terms of ability she's far and beyond the more talented of the two.

Jesus Christ Ollie...

...

FACK OFF GINA YOU CRAZY BITCH MANG

Does pitchfork mean assassin or something?

>I was in a can one time... for buying dollars

>its true it was a Coonaidian tourist

Cubans redeemed themselves last year, they're alright.

HEY TONY YOU KNOW WHAT A HASSA IS