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Jack Morris
Jack Morris

real depression hours edition

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https://youtu.be/ckMvj1piK58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOXaPE6gklI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc71KZG87X4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKQwgpaLR6o
http://www.planetnlp.com/nlp_exercises.html
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40861204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1IOO5wdPJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xggP4aH13_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7gutsi1uT4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVZF2UOEi1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD8AlrqmdbU
Connor Bell
Connor Bell

alri

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

feel so grotty but i don't want to shower at this hour

Michael Morgan
Michael Morgan

Got no friends haha

Jayden Hernandez
Jayden Hernandez

Take a shower you smelly bastard

Christian Phillips
Christian Phillips

why do people here not take showers, immensely satisfying
have to stop myself from showering all the time

Dominic Nguyen
Dominic Nguyen

that meteor shower didn't bother going over preston, don't blame it though, no hard feelings at all.

Elijah Campbell
Elijah Campbell

hello, long time

please help me come with a better sentence other than this:

Whose hand is this that tries to reach me?

I mean, something more smoother, or poetic

Jaxson Hall
Jaxson Hall

i often shower twice a day, i feel grotty because i'm so sensitive to it

Carson Wood
Carson Wood

worlds collide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eQOuaVtHoI

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

Shower twice a day.

Best way to start and end the day.

Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

Ill be your friend.

Jaxson Rodriguez
Jaxson Rodriguez

same, only you guys

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

rank basterd

Joseph James
Joseph James

Whose hand is trying to reach me?

This hand trying to reach me, whose is it?

Jackson Reed
Jackson Reed

whose bloody hands that?

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

babestation

Lucas Diaz
Lucas Diaz

bugger off

Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

i shower as many times as i want you little bitch!

William Hughes
William Hughes

Thanks

Oliver Cook
Oliver Cook

watching a bloke look for ufos, know he won't find owt though because it would have been in the news.

Justin Bell
Justin Bell

Hand, of whomst've'd & whence'd it cometh?

Luke Nelson
Luke Nelson

almost played ASMR Darling to a car full of normie girls
Jesus Lord above, I didn't stop sweating for at least an hour afterwards

Jack Reyes
Jack Reyes

this but wait at least two and a half hours before taking your morning shower

Carson Rivera
Carson Rivera

Take a shower right now cunt

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

Who tf

Jason Price
Jason Price

kfc
watermelon
grape soda
chicken
in prison
food stamps
ghetto
not having a father
jays
jordans
yeezies
40 ounce and lawn chair
basketball
koolaid
welfare
beats by dre
dodge charger
worldstar
saggy pants
metro pcs
footlocker
dollar scratchers
newports
slave
raping
smacks lips

Jackson Cooper
Jackson Cooper

Hand reaching to me, to whom do you belong?

Eli Rogers
Eli Rogers

How did that happen

Tell us the story I love stories :)

Elijah Allen
Elijah Allen

goes through me that asmr stuff, can hear all the spit in their mouths

Brody Flores
Brody Flores

thanks

Daniel Robinson
Daniel Robinson

Who grabbed me by the pussy?

Wyatt Peterson
Wyatt Peterson

muh nigga

Leo Gray
Leo Gray

Le sigh...

Joseph Reed
Joseph Reed

thank you

Brody Perry
Brody Perry

*shakes head* This is why we can't have nice things, people.

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

need a poo!

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

ex-gf hardly ever showered. used to quite enjoy her girl stink

Tyler Peterson
Tyler Peterson

They wanted some choons on that I don't have in my phone and when I was trying to put a song on, I accidentally tapped a suggested ASMR Darling video instead. Luckily it had a 5 second fade in so I was able to catch it. Genuinely think I would've killed myself if I hadn't caught it.

Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson

Chicken without seasoning
Kale smoothie
Salad
Rape
War
Imperialism/Theft

Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

daddy!

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1502591728503.webm

Ian Nelson
Ian Nelson

dirty geezer

Charles James
Charles James

Whose is this hand which tries to reach me?

Jose Reyes
Jose Reyes

why?

Wyatt Garcia
Wyatt Garcia

On my phone lads, can anyone tell me what flag this is ? Cheers.

Nicholas Diaz
Nicholas Diaz

nasty fuck

Benjamin Murphy
Benjamin Murphy

what's the point of animal conservation? isn't it just the equivalent of trying to preserve individual snowflakes in a storm?

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

tbqh (to be quite honest) mate, your original one was far more poetic than theirs

Jace Collins
Jace Collins

'Tis I, good sirrah.

Adam Harris
Adam Harris

buttfucked this slutty girl on the bathtub, it was quite difficult

Benjamin Garcia
Benjamin Garcia

aussie

Andrew Gutierrez
Andrew Gutierrez

Wake and bake & food

John King
John King

40 ounce and lawn chair

Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

poo peeland

Anthony Cruz
Anthony Cruz

~Live, laugh, love~

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

Imagine how much propaganda and advertising is rattling around in your brain without you knowing, making you think stuff they want you to think. Everyone thinks they're immune to it but I doubt anyone really is.

It's pretty creepy when you think about it.

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

Do you remember what video it was

Andrew Campbell
Andrew Campbell

degenerate sc*m

Nolan Campbell
Nolan Campbell

how dare someone have a different point of view to my own!

Owen Ramirez
Owen Ramirez

I wear my heart on my sleeve lads. It's just who I am.

Owen Clark
Owen Clark

just be yourself bro

Samuel Miller
Samuel Miller

*runs them over in a car*

Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

Wow. You must be so insightful. So peaceful. Such serenity emirates from your aura. I wish I was as intelligent as yourself.

Kevin Butler
Kevin Butler

*laughs at you*

James Wright
James Wright

I think it's a bit incorrect to say Hitler caused the creation of anime. Saying so would put him wholly responsible for the start of WWII. While that may be the case, the reason WWII started was because of the outcome of WWI and Hitler's dissatisfaction with the Treaty of Versailles. So if we really want to go a step further, the reason WWI started was because of the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand by Gavrilo Princip. But not so fast! Had Ferdinand's driver had not taken a wrong turn, Mr. Princip would have not had the opportunity to commit the act. So therefore, whoever Ferdinand's driver was initiated the circumstances that led to the creation of anime.

Mason Martinez
Mason Martinez

Anons keep telling me that I'm not white...
Please,
Give me an honest opinion

Jace Stewart
Jace Stewart

kek, okay
i will use it then

Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

Muzzie scum

Tyler Stewart
Tyler Stewart

will /pol/ ever recover?

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

you're not white you're a rasheed tonto mix

Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

ireland
You aren't white.

Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

we need a way to stop this! how about calling their opinions 'hate speech'? yeah, that's it!

Adam Martinez
Adam Martinez

YouTube history says "Relaxing head massage, face and scalp massage"

Jonathan Wood
Jonathan Wood

'sheed

John Turner
John Turner

*looks down at you from my elevated state of morality*

Josiah Campbell
Josiah Campbell

Lads anyone know a white grime group from about 2008 who made absolutely awful music yet chavs always fucking played them? Can't remember their name and it's driving me mad

Joseph Gomez
Joseph Gomez

Fit birds waving to the camera on the Duval Street, Key West normie cam.

http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/

Dylan Myers
Dylan Myers

"you aren't"
not "you're not"

Connor Parker
Connor Parker

donk

Ayden Bennett
Ayden Bennett

n dubz?

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

get the cats meow cam on lad, some fit dixie lasses do karaoke on there

Connor Robinson
Connor Robinson

https://youtu.be/ckMvj1piK58

was it these homosexuals?

Anthony Sullivan
Anthony Sullivan

GO HOME AMI AMI GO HOME

Kayden Sullivan
Kayden Sullivan

drugs aren't degenerate

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

Just had a big poo

Brandon Edwards
Brandon Edwards

yeah that's it

fuck me it brings back some memories

two of them are black?

Xavier Russell
Xavier Russell

druggie degenerates should be imprisoned for 10 years minimum

Jacob James
Jacob James

this song isn't bad

Julian Brown
Julian Brown

not an argument

Logan Turner
Logan Turner

You star, this is quality. Link won't go throught the filter but it's easy to find on Earthcam.

Now playing: Pic related

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

good post
fucking hate the DUDE WEED types that literally every stoner is like

Jaxon Martin
Jaxon Martin

what do nice guys get?

Mason Ortiz
Mason Ortiz

Guyana is the best country in the world

Julian Edwards
Julian Edwards

oh god some twat just shared a post on facebook of someone's miscarriage

Adam Butler
Adam Butler

yeah mate i've tried posting it before, seen some sights on there.

Justin Sanders
Justin Sanders

TFW you realize that the cruelest joke of the world is that NEETs have unlimited time but no motivation, desire or money while wagies have NO time but money and desire

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

love it when I use a term like "degenerate scum" ironically then some yank comes in with steam hissing out of his ears at the sound of serious discussions

Hudson Reed
Hudson Reed

mental that lads will give their money away to twitch streamers

some of those slags make a lot of money

Angel Barnes
Angel Barnes

going on a 2 month tour of south east asia to find myself lads

Nolan Murphy
Nolan Murphy

used to donate to one (male) to play songs that said nigger edited in the middle of them

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

Yasssssssssss

Caleb Ortiz
Caleb Ortiz

Was thinking of hitting the sack but this has got me going for another beer. It's 9:52pm in New Orleans, these slags are already pissed and playing up on their Saturday night. Reckon it's gonna be a good night.

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

a world without lawyers ...

Anthony Gutierrez
Anthony Gutierrez

going on a 2 week holiday in cambodia to do drugs and shoot guns lads

Landon Harris
Landon Harris

I watched an ufo last year, it was kind of scary

Gabriel Rogers
Gabriel Rogers

going on a 2 day patronage to thailand to shag some ladyboys with thailad

Jonathan Parker
Jonathan Parker

did this and ended up not doing any of that and getting bummed by a ladyboy

Ayden Barnes
Ayden Barnes

gay peruANO

Camden Sanchez
Camden Sanchez

Rocky IV had some choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOXaPE6gklI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc71KZG87X4

Chase Anderson
Chase Anderson

too anxious to enjoy life
feel I have so little energy to mmake lasting improvement to my lifestyle

Gavin Hill
Gavin Hill

well what do you want us to do about it?

Jaxon Scott
Jaxon Scott

First drivers, now lawyers. Once we get serious AI integrated into society, a lot of people are gonna become redundant overnight.

Wonder what kind of investment opportunities this could afford an enterprising man who sees a large emerging market early...

Robert Ortiz
Robert Ortiz

Drop out and go on ESA

Nolan Johnson
Nolan Johnson

enjoy lad

Charles Jackson
Charles Jackson

muh ai takeover
is there a more boring, brainlet topic to discuss?

Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

sounds like a really bad idea

William Rodriguez
William Rodriguez

It's hard to turn off once it's on, not many webcams like it. Was a midget on the other night.

Matthew Moore
Matthew Moore

same. got anxious in lidl earlier today because it was a big supermarket

Easton Davis
Easton Davis

4 2 3 1

Cooper Diaz
Cooper Diaz

walked into the job centre from my appointment 3 weeks late and told them i forgot I was on the dole

got recommended for ESA on the spot

was pretty funny

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKQwgpaLR6o

Absolute choon

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

which cam is it
cats meow balcony?

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

boadicea
never trust a woman

Andrew Butler
Andrew Butler

babestation

Justin Rodriguez
Justin Rodriguez

No, karaoke cam.

Jayden Nelson
Jayden Nelson

oh youre not educated, employed or in training? so what exactly do you do every day?

Jose Torres
Jose Torres

Nobody in my family is Muslim

Brayden Wright
Brayden Wright

Why?

Adam Young
Adam Young

I practice my art

Dominic Taylor
Dominic Taylor

right check this right yeah: there are pills with lights and cameras on them and they go in your stomach so you can see in your stomach
weird yeah right but its true right yeah

Nathaniel Lee
Nathaniel Lee

NLP, and self hypnosis. If you're anxious about social contact, read How to Win Friends and Influence People as well. These three things helped me immensely. Mate of mine also swears by CBT, I never spend much time on it, having already sorted myself with the above.

The Silva Method is the best way I've found to induce trance, it's on Pirate Bay.

NLP stuff here:
http://www.planetnlp.com/nlp_exercises.html

Hudson Wright
Hudson Wright

uhhhh dude I could be learning a language or training in the gym and bettering myself lol stupid wagie I have all the freetime in the world to do amazing things you couldn't dream of that's why I spend 12 hours a day on an anime imageboard haha

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

Every nigga out there wanna be down with the crew

Isaac Fisher
Isaac Fisher

lay in bed and watch TV and movies

Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez

wouldn't mind having a crack at some solid 5s down goblin lane

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

wake up
lean over and switch on my computer
go take a piss
grab a drink
go back to computer and sit all day
play vidya/watch anime/watch twitch/browse
fap
take dog out at midnight so i dont have to pick up shit
go to sleep at 5-6am
repeat

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

Matched with Andrew Castle's (the tennis commentator) hot daughter on bumble, talking to her now and she can actually hold a conversation, feels nice

Bit weird considering I listen to his LBC show on a semi-regular basis, probably not gonna tell her that tho

Kayden Carter
Kayden Carter

I masturbate all day

Nicholas Lopez
Nicholas Lopez

Socialism is the next step in the evolution of human civilization, it might take 100 years, it might take 1000 years, but eventually the whole world will become socialist, and then true communism can be implemented

Jordan Hernandez
Jordan Hernandez

spent the night drinking red wine and watching the Perseid

then I went indoors and shitposted on Sup Forums while listening to teenage Japanese girls sing cute things

Angel Bell
Angel Bell

would give literally anything to be blueblood

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

just got in
feelin a bit FUCKED

Matthew Moore
Matthew Moore

ran outside and booted a fox into some cunts car

annoying little runts wont shut the fuck up

Leo Parker
Leo Parker

waiting for universal income

Cameron Williams
Cameron Williams

hate being a neet
can't escape now though
been a neet for too long
nobody will hire me

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

cannot imagine having gimpy photos like that of myself.

Lincoln Morris
Lincoln Morris

you ok?

Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

screaming

Colton Harris
Colton Harris

Really fun, light atmosphere. Never given karaoke a chance before, but I'm starting to see the appeal, you have to get over yourself, stop taking yourself seriously, and seeing people do that puts a smile on my face. The emcee is a character as well. Love it, reckon this is my new fave cam.

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

howling at this

how does the government think giving everyone free money will solve problems?

surely they dont get that if you gave everyone free money the price on things would go substantially up

Elijah Flores
Elijah Flores

depression

Lucas Sullivan
Lucas Sullivan

how do you beat depression?
with alcohol, i'm feeling pretty good about myself right now 2bh

Julian Parker
Julian Parker

surely they dont get that if you gave everyone free money the price on things would go substantially up

but that's nonsense

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

literally any agency will hire you to do shitty manual labour on a zero hour contract with little to no guarantee of ongoing work

enjoy

Elijah Lopez
Elijah Lopez

went to the doctor for anxiety and depression
measured my blood pressure
it's high
says I probably have type 2 diabetes despite not having sugar in my urine or any symptoms
wants me to take blood tests and do a 24hr blood monitor
literally made my anxiety 100x worse now because of him

Doctors are fucking quacks. He can fuck off with his blood tests, supposed to be fasting Sunday from 9pm to 9am Monday and it's not happening, not doing it

Benjamin Cooper
Benjamin Cooper

lads im fucked up, rlly need a what what rn

can i get a what what

Lucas Ross
Lucas Ross

Not sure if a place like this would work over here. Too many dickheads.

Colton Davis
Colton Davis

iktfb

John Johnson
John Johnson

literally any agency will hire you to do shitty manual labour on a zero hour contract with little to no guarantee of ongoing work
I don't see the point of that

Nathaniel Howard
Nathaniel Howard

Crapitalists literally have no solution to all the people who will be unemployed by creeping automation haha

Luke Cox
Luke Cox

going to the doctor

Brandon Lopez
Brandon Lopez

What do you mean by gimpy photos? She's an actual actress in the west end, can imagine shots like that are part and parcel

Kayden Ramirez
Kayden Ramirez

u got the 'beetus pal

Bentley Reed
Bentley Reed

wot wot

Dylan Howard
Dylan Howard

Literally had to go to the doctor in order to keep my bennies hahah

Adam Cox
Adam Cox

This one always gives me the chuckles

Levi Myers
Levi Myers

Join the forces

Jeremiah Foster
Jeremiah Foster

it's easier to find a job when you already have a job

so just do the zero hour contract agency work so you can say that you're doing something and have a reference on your CV

Joseph Reyes
Joseph Reyes

Business idea: go to karaoke and sing like tim

Leo Russell
Leo Russell

quite fond of vim. it's like a game. you try to build a really useful command which you can then repeat all with one key, like a combo. p fun. whats the official text editor of brit?

Anthony Barnes
Anthony Barnes

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40861204

fucking angry at this lads

some ugly looking working class runt from glasgow becomes a "top model" because he has a ugly/hot dumbo runt face

fucking hate this

Justin Morris
Justin Morris

Joke's on you, I'm a wagie with money and time but no desire

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

no

Austin Roberts
Austin Roberts

it's easier to find a job when you already have a job
it's like getting a shag

Juan Martinez
Juan Martinez

You get stuff like this here in the north, in working class areas where nobody gives a fuck. Seen it first hand as a musician. You need a talented emcee who'll throw good banter around, especially at people who are turning their nose up. Helps to have a good DJ. The crowd needs to be up for it as well though.

TUNE

Colton Ross
Colton Ross

i've loved you all along

Grayson Harris
Grayson Harris

Microsoft Word

Luis Williams
Luis Williams

anyone remember the cuckio meme

James Torres
James Torres

can i get a hug

Luke Foster
Luke Foster

hate working

never had a job

staying on the dole for life

Kevin Ross
Kevin Ross

Notepad++

Hunter Nguyen
Hunter Nguyen

leaked photo of the suspect

Ayden Gonzalez
Ayden Gonzalez

Looks like a Jeremy Kyle candidate who got a makeover.

Adrian Hughes
Adrian Hughes

He looks like any random dodgy cunt trying to sell you coke at the urinal

Colton Carter
Colton Carter

how do you know you hate it if you've never tried it dumbo

Christopher Williams
Christopher Williams

*tries to reach my arms around you but can't even get halfway*

whoops seems like you're not eligible for a hug, buddy ol boy haha

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

all my socks have holes in them!

woe to me

im holey moley sockboy :(

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

everyone says work is shit

Josiah Harris
Josiah Harris

Connor's dad is concerned that modelling is not a career that will last.

He says: "It does not take much talent to become a model.

"If you've got the look and know how to stand for the camera then fair enough. I don't look upon it as a career.

"Maybe I should but I wouldn't like it to last five years and then he's dumped and suddenly he's packing shelves in Asda."

Nicholas Edwards
Nicholas Edwards

Work's alright

Wyatt Moore
Wyatt Moore

Men used to pursue wild animals now they pursue profit

Luke Long
Luke Long

Watching The Birds lads

John Turner
John Turner

A 40Mkhz oscilloscope

William Anderson
William Anderson

Make Marlow Great Again

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

Proper dad that.

Ethan Martinez
Ethan Martinez

Grim

Blake Sanchez
Blake Sanchez

real depression hours?

Nolan Murphy
Nolan Murphy

This is what American troops have died to protect. This is what "I will fight against what you say with every breath, but I will fight to my last breath for your right to say it!" fucking means. We don't get to selectively pick and choose which groups or rights we will defend. We don't get to scream out about how great our Constitution is, or how great our troops who die to defend it are, then turn around and use identity politics to condemn the group rather than conservative rationale to defend their rights protected by these vets and that document.

You either choose one or you choose the other, but you can't have both. One is a leftist ideology that fights based on feelings, emotion, and identity politics. The other is a conservative rationale based on facts, laws, and logic.
I'm tired of seeing both people and politicians scream at a group rather than, at the very least, simultaneously condemning the fact that a group, who had a lawful permit to assemble, should have been both guaranteed the right to assemble/ freedom to speak, and should have been guarded by the national guard itself if that's what it took to protect these rights.
I'm thankful that an African American conservative, Larry Elder on Twitter, spoke out on this issue. Even Bill Fucking Clinton spoke on this issue.

The fact that so many conservative politicians only used their platform to rail against the ideology while ignoring their duty to protect their right to voice it is fucking shameful and dishonorable to every American who has fought for their fucking right to say it.

Matthew Sullivan
Matthew Sullivan

Actually it's quite sunny and warm at the moment, very relaxing day

Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

no

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

/int/thread/78253806#p78254971
and where did I mention publicly listening to music (?)
complete 'tard.

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter


nah feeling pretty GREAT!

Levi Howard
Levi Howard

turn that frown upside down :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1IOO5wdPJk

Nicholas Ramirez
Nicholas Ramirez

You are to poor to visit a doctor, admit

Nathan Collins
Nathan Collins

nothing wrong with packing shelves at asda

used to do nightshift packing the shelves

would listen to music and throw shit onto shelves

good money

Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

ahh yes, the learned helplessness of the underclasses

Nathan Barnes
Nathan Barnes

speedtest gives me 10mbs or less on my desktop
speedtest gives me 50mbs+ on my phone

explain that

Leo Kelly
Leo Kelly

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Sup Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have posted this inside /brit/, the general for British culture, but your post has nothing at all to do with British culture! Whoops! You should always remember to post about America on /cum/, the general for the United States, unless your post warrants a separate thread! Posting about America inside the general for British culture is poor form. You should always try to post about Britain, unless your identity as an American is absolutely vital to the post about Britain you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to /brit/ culture!

Sebastian Lee
Sebastian Lee

the connection between your desktop and router is faulty

Xavier Morgan
Xavier Morgan

people who are turning their nose up
That would be the main concern. Would give this lass in the white top and black trousers a seeing to ngl.

Jack Anderson
Jack Anderson

Best way to beat depression is to become an existentialist

Samuel King
Samuel King

dork

Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

cheer up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xggP4aH13_M

Oliver Diaz
Oliver Diaz

The connection between your mum and your dad is faulty

Aiden Cox
Aiden Cox

He's followed by an absolute babe I know as well, fuckin hell

Landon Moore
Landon Moore

fuck off

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

ahhh i see now
yes well scot flag is better than that silly little dunbarton postage stamp thing

Colton Jackson
Colton Jackson

Geek

Landon Rogers
Landon Rogers

what's better, 40 years of work as a plumber or 5 stellar years of work as a model, followed by 30 years of stacking shelves?

Jordan Anderson
Jordan Anderson

Not everyone, some people love their jobs. But even as a musician, a fucking dream job, there are days you can't be arsed but get up and do it anyway because folks are counting on you. Every job will have difficult days, but you have shitty days as a NEET too (speaking from experience). Just don't take a job where every day, every minute of it is pain. I did telesales, cold calling people's landlines and trying to sell them double glazing. That was horrific, I lasted 2 weeks, did not enjoy a second of it. Everyone there looked like they would rather be dead. Getting grief from people over the phone is no way to make a living. Would rather be NEET than do that, but I'm starting to think there might be a job out there I can do without killing myself.

Working in a place like pic related looks like it would be a laugh.

Lincoln Ward
Lincoln Ward

make britain great again

MABA

Ethan Gonzalez
Ethan Gonzalez

got called a geek by my sister all my life

im not a geek

Ian Hall
Ian Hall

dumb idiot retard

Asher Hall
Asher Hall

because clearly you're a roaring success yourself

Jack Lewis
Jack Lewis

youre never at tube just sick to bastard to death of you!

Chase Gray
Chase Gray

pleb

Tyler Martin
Tyler Martin

beginning to think depression might be real lads

Hudson James
Hudson James

Think I'm going to go away somewhereon my own
Need to find somewhere comfy to stay for a bit

Cameron Bailey
Cameron Bailey

yes

I'm not even sure where they got their so-called "Dunbartonshire" flag from but it's not one I'm familiar with

Colton Diaz
Colton Diaz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7gutsi1uT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8TrkCObypE

Chase Myers
Chase Myers

5 years as a model and 35 as a plumber?

James Hill
James Hill

5 stellar years of work as a model is all the work you'll ever need if you're financially responsible with a triple digit IQ

Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

still pulling this face

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

those 5 years were critical. there's a reason you don't hear of many 40 year olds who get a comp sci undergrad going on to be star programmers

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

the virgin media

Is my nature
T. Calypso

Austin Bennett
Austin Bennett

based virgin lad

Matthew Martin
Matthew Martin

does he look like he has a triple digit IQ?

Landon Jenkins
Landon Jenkins

the virgin internet speed

a chad like myself requires nothing more than dial up

Daniel Williams
Daniel Williams

I work indirectly within the modelling industry and pretty much all models are aware of that, they're all looking to either get a secured long term contract with a global brand or get into management, gotta use the connections

Christopher Sanchez
Christopher Sanchez

Greek

Mason Green
Mason Green

Fag

Noah James
Noah James

chads don't use /brit/ lad

Daniel Taylor
Daniel Taylor

it happened about a year ago now but basically somehow an autist infiltrated the extraflag mod ranks and added all these non-existent """flags""" (in some cases literally just logos from local council websites) and no ones been bothered to delete them all since

youve missed tube for about a month in row
be there this coming weekend or literally dead

Andrew Jenkins
Andrew Jenkins

larping idiot

Colton Martin
Colton Martin

gay boy

James Wilson
James Wilson

I know a lad who fell for the London meme but got a job working in a place full of models. He's straight as a die and from what he tells me, it's paradise for a straight lad.

Jacob Hall
Jacob Hall

larping idiot gay boy

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

poofter

Asher Evans
Asher Evans

is that the max you can get? I can get 400mbps on virgin but not even bothered as 240mbps over wired is more than enough for me jej

ah yes, the country lifestyle

Justin Flores
Justin Flores

flag intrigue
Reeeeeeeeee where is heptarchy flags then reeeeeeee reeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeéēə
tube yes maybe its just bloody hard getting up for these things u know

Elijah Evans
Elijah Evans

Eh up lads, the fat lasses are on.

Jeremiah Price
Jeremiah Price

have developed a serious thing for brittany venti

this always happens with girls i'll never know irl and never with girl i know irl

ugh

Brayden Price
Brayden Price

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNXtqNNB77g

Absolutely cracking tune

Ethan Butler
Ethan Butler

made in britain
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/636722/sex-robot-on-sale-britain-covent-garden-london-synthea-amatus

Noah Ramirez
Noah Ramirez

the right one is peng
black one is foul

Zachary Smith
Zachary Smith

/int/thread/78255124#p78256929
British mongrels BTFO

Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

dunno I don't really care

the virgin cunts just phone every year and tell me about my package and give me a free upgrade or tell me if I want to upgrade to a slightly higher package on a better deal.

I pay for 120/10 but they give free upgrades and shit

Levi Price
Levi Price

Come on user, give us a smile!

Gavin Brown
Gavin Brown

Ah yes the media ignored all of the violence at black lives matter protests but suddenly when a madman at a """ white supremacist """ march causes some carnage its all they'll talk about

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

go to work
say hi to everyone
do my work
ask colleague about something
"Aww look! user is coming out his shell"
...

fucking hate these cunts

Juan Ward
Juan Ward

implying your ancestors weren't in europe while that was going on

Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

:)
There it is lad

Colton Williams
Colton Williams

Yeah the genetic memory from the Mongol invasion of Britain still haunts me to this day

Sebastian Jenkins
Sebastian Jenkins

he did kill someone

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

Remember my dad used to always try to get me to smile for photos and I was literally incapable of it and he'd get so mad at me

Dominic Mitchell
Dominic Mitchell

Yeah I'm doing a poo. What of it?

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

Never had virgin anything
Wish i did
Must be so fun to ring them up for technical issues and say "hello, are you a virgin (representative)" hehehehehe

Brody Reed
Brody Reed

for all the utter shite he added it was the same autist that got rid of mercia, wessex and so on
and replaced it with stuff like this
http://stockbridgemus.dns-systems.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/TVBC-logo-supported-by-RGB.png
im not even joking thats an actual flag on the extension thats in use

Parker Anderson
Parker Anderson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG08c_lcCZE

proper tune

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

minoritys on a hatemarch is less of a serious issue than the majority on a hatemarch

Hudson Morris
Hudson Morris

Why is /brit/ so fucking fast at 4:30??

Angel Garcia
Angel Garcia

Had something similar at work, told the person to go fuck themselves and stormed off

Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

That's it boys. Just be yourselves

Dominic Watson
Dominic Watson

paying any attention to the (((media)))

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

Wtf why has this been allowed to happen
Kill him ahhh 10000000 rees

Nathan Jones
Nathan Jones

When did BLM start running people over

Grayson Ward
Grayson Ward

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBS8rJvxnKo

Lucas Jenkins
Lucas Jenkins

is google broken?

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

working a job where someone saying that is even a possibility

you can have your office job and get henpecked by women and benders while i lay bricks with the lads

Tyler Watson
Tyler Watson

Right sort on stage at the time of screencap.

roadhouse blues
Fuck yes. Wish I was a yank sometimes.

Isaiah Brown
Isaiah Brown

Yes

Evan Phillips
Evan Phillips

anyone got the wojak like this where he's half smiling but in the background there's a faded wojak who is sad

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

riley your unblemished office hands are as smooth as a baby's bum

Nicholas Reed
Nicholas Reed

fuck

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

They are so fucking ugly aaaaaaa, at least here we have some cute indigenous, but Abos are disgusting

Nathaniel Edwards
Nathaniel Edwards

English (auto-generated)

Jeremiah Hernandez
Jeremiah Hernandez

I work in IT lads, calm down

Yeah that's pretty much me, although would hardly call it paradise

Most models are fucking weird, especially now with instagram and snapchat, they act completely different when there's a camera around jej

Lincoln Howard
Lincoln Howard

Used to live with the white equivalent of that guy. Woke up in the middle of the night once with him in my room, staring at me. I don't raise my voice often, but I gave him a right earful on that occasion.

Eli Fisher
Eli Fisher

need a fat gf

Jonathan King
Jonathan King

what are models like

Justin Gutierrez
Justin Gutierrez

would be fun to visit some backwater like new orleans for a few days/ a week
would actually look attractive compared to all these yanklets

Matthew Lee
Matthew Lee

One day at school when I was 15 the Spanish teacher changed seats and this girl I was moved literally said "eww I don't want to sit next to him"

When I got home I went to bed and cried uncontrollably into my pillow

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

never got bullied by lads
only by girls

Chase Robinson
Chase Robinson

post face

Thomas Hill
Thomas Hill

I'm gonna have a date come on come on oh my god man

Isaac Cox
Isaac Cox

Would you let your child go to an alt right rally?

William Edwards
William Edwards

wish a cute girl would bully me

Adrian Price
Adrian Price

riley>liam

Brody Davis
Brody Davis

feel bad for Samantha

Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas

focus on getting your life straight so you can get a thai mail order bride when you're 40, it'll be ok

Andrew Gonzalez
Andrew Gonzalez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVZF2UOEi1Y

Jose Brown
Jose Brown

yes

James Lewis
James Lewis

any man in?

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD8AlrqmdbU

Chase Wood
Chase Wood

/int/thread/78253806#p78255038
“8 times in the past 24 hours”
Why?
How?

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

dunno about bullied but yeah, girls were always cunts to me
never trusted them or got on with them

Luis Ward
Luis Ward

The nicest ones I've met are honestly the black ones for some reason (think it's an inferiority complex honestly)

Yanks and Russians are the worst

Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

Yeah

Jordan Gray
Jordan Gray

No because my son will have IQ +70, so he will be smart enough to not be "alt-right"

Zachary Brooks
Zachary Brooks

alri

Gabriel Hill
Gabriel Hill

one day at school we had to these folk dances for some retard reason

during p.e all the lads would dance together then some fat cunt bitch came and merged the boys and girls together

we had to hold hands with the girls and shit was proper gay

we didnt actually do it as none of the girls wanted to hold our hands and by ours i mean the ugly runts

the teachers noticed and physically forced us to hold hands with the next person that came around

it was the fittest girl in the class known to be a proper bitch, i was too scared and didn't touch her hands and the teachers were going around forcing the couples together

I kept my head down in shame and thats when it happened

she grabbed my hands and held them tight and we did the dance

she didn't look away or say anything bad like "ewww" or "ughhh i cant believe i have to do this"

that was when i was 15 i'm 21 now and still a turbo virgin but i'll never forget this

Luis Kelly
Luis Kelly

maybe she meant your attitude. You can fix that.

Tyler Evans
Tyler Evans

They go mad for a foreign anglo accent as well. Could have a great time, just need a load of cash. USA seems like heaven for rich people, hell for poor people.

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

read about 50%; scan read it you could say

Jonathan Anderson
Jonathan Anderson

cute

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

That's a lot of words, user. I'll give it a go but no promises.

Jackson Roberts
Jackson Roberts

Jesus that spacing fucked all the text.
But still a cute text

Joseph Ramirez
Joseph Ramirez

where my sidemen at

Isaac Lopez
Isaac Lopez

nary a pixel reached the optic nerve

Brody Peterson
Brody Peterson

gay cunts ill never reply to ever again

Gabriel Lewis
Gabriel Lewis

proper obliterated

Sebastian Scott
Sebastian Scott

tfw never held hands with a girl
tfw most contact i've ever had with a girl was a hug one girl gave me as a joke 9 years ago

Wyatt Hall
Wyatt Hall

I believe nobody is too rank to find someone if their standards are low enough. I remember being in the corner shop and seeing a real fat, rough looking guy. He was a mess, the sort of monster that gets posted on Sup Forums as an example of the ultimate runt.

When I got to the till, there he was, with his bird. She was rough as fuck as well, but they seemed happy. Taught me a major lesson, that did.

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

larping idiot gay boy

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

tfw most contact i've ever had with a girl was a hug one girl gave me as a joke 9 years ago

literally started howling at this

Cooper Gomez
Cooper Gomez

If I had initially read the last line instead of the first one, I wouldn't even give it the metaphoric time of day.

Kevin Gonzalez
Kevin Gonzalez

make a new

Dylan Gomez
Dylan Gomez

/brit/ is having so much fun itt that nobody has posted a new
Might be the beer talking but I fucking love you lads.

Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

why make a new thread? we're not even at page 10!

Brody Bailey
Brody Bailey

What was possible lesson could you gather from that

It doesn't matter how grotesque you are, some vile hag will have you!

John Thompson
John Thompson

larping idiot gay boy

Angel Ramirez
Angel Ramirez

Good old /brit/ times desu

Ayden Miller
Ayden Miller

what you call me you literal abo?

Oliver Kelly
Oliver Kelly

New

/int/thread/78257490#p78257490

/int/thread/78257490#p78257490

/int/thread/78257490#p78257490

/int/thread/78257490#p78257490

/int/thread/78257490#p78257490

Asher Mitchell
Asher Mitchell

i'll be saging the next thread. do not make a new one.

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

/int/thread/78257494#p78257494
/int/thread/78257494#p78257494
/int/thread/78257494#p78257494

nu

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

Exactly. When they're in bed together, they don't care that they're gross to the rest of the world. They're happy.

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