And the winner of the award for Best Actress is... Natalie Portman for her performance in Jackie

>And the winner of the award for Best Actress is... Natalie Portman for her performance in Jackie
>Wow! Huhahahaha! Ooh, I'd like to thank the Academy and ooh, and I-I'd like to th- ooh... thank...
>*water breaks*

>crosses fingers

She's so cute.

>second child
>second Oscar

Pottery.

She's going to get the Oscar.......right?

Who can even compete?

why do you call her herselag

>*water breaks*
GET SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE

who?

...

JUST

Pregnant women are a great fetish y/n?

Oo...bah...

The best.

>Pregnant women are a great fetish

For cucks.

n

no, because it either involves me making a kid or having some extremely rare opportunity/cucking myself

it's pure suffering

t. low test homo

She will have a miscarriage

Archive this

>911

zawa zawa

This isn't even the first time she's been preggo at an awards show. Is it even the same father?

>this thread

jesus she is looking old

Every pregnant woman I see reminds me of how my ex is having a baby with the guy she cheated on me with. He doesn't even claim it's his

>Is it even the same father?

Supposedly.

I have a lot of sick fetishes, but I find the idea of fucking a pregnant woman revolting.

I find it sexy as fuck. I can't stand fat girls but preggo girls have that nice round tummy and big tits without getting a big face/arms/legs so it's a perfect bodytype.

Why? You can't hurt or cum on the baby.

If you can't nut on the baby then whats the point of the fetish?

She looks like Elaine

Does anyone have that webm of Natalie at a football game looking autistic and hot as fuck.

The idea is that the woman is gertile and has been impregnated.

Separate the kid from the pregnancy, just assuming she's permanently pregnant.

...

would be nice, but is not a reality

>tfw it takes place over a short period of time so it makes it even more rare

>looking autistic

She's obviously looking for someone, that's not autistic.

>you will never have a 10/10 Jewish babe
She was even a Star Wars babe, the goy she married hit the fucking jackpot, it's not fair

>>*water breaks*
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

perfect

women shit themselves when they give birth

BIG PREGNANT JEWTITS

some fast the day before so that they don't

guys 1h ago I dreamt of fucking hershlag while she was preggo from me

Fasting while preg seems like torture.

Only if they know they're going to deliver that day. How could you plan so exactly otherwise?

PREGGO KAT DENNINGS WHEN

thats cool user dreams are fun

Well so does giving birth desu.

This is nice, saved.

They deserve that pain for being unholy whores.

probably can't
just saiyan

...

enema when they go into labor