So how bad was it, user?

Carter Nelson
Carter Nelson

So how bad was it, user?

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Nolan King
Nolan King

Better than the last two at least.

Mason Reed
Mason Reed

I didn't watch the one before it so I was kinda lost about who David was supposed to be. Wished there was more stuff about the cool northern vampires and their anime as fuck super powers.

David White
David White

It was good, user. I'm definitely going to see it to support the franchise.

I know the movies are objectively bad but I love them.

Daniel Brooks
Daniel Brooks

Faggots used to look down on action schlock like Underworld and Resident Evil but now they line up to see Avengers 5: Robert Downey Jr's Erection and Star Wars 69: The Force Eats Its Breakfast and they can't say shit.

Nicholas King
Nicholas King

Kate's leather-clad hips bring me in and I end up staying for the vampire politics.

Colton White
Colton White

tfw you will never fug kate

Tyler Lopez
Tyler Lopez

This, at least there's nothing pretentious about underworld, it embraces its semi goofy roots, people pretend and new star shit are like some masterpiece

Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

I just like that they're still making these R-rated fantasy action movies, cause the slap fights in capeshit movies just don't do it for me. It's too clean. Watching a bunch of costumed people punch and kick each other to no real effect doesn't have the same visceral weight as watching werewolves get split in half and getting their spines ripped out. Nobody in a marvel movie ever lifted a still-dripping severed head to signal their victory and I think their movies are poorer for it. Also Kate Beckinsale is way hotter than ScarJo.

Levi Brooks
Levi Brooks

her voice is sexy as fuck, even in interviews

Angel Collins
Angel Collins

ywn get to be the 17 yo boy that Kate fucks every night
She probably uses the vampire teeth with him too

Jordan Anderson
Jordan Anderson

Is the blue boyfriend and her baby all grown up in this one?

I remember he was hinted at heaps in the last one

Isaac King
Isaac King

Her daughter is literally not even in the movie except seconds-long flashbacks.

Nolan Turner
Nolan Turner

it's r-rated, sexist, and no quips. It'll flop with the demographic you speak of.

Leo Sanders
Leo Sanders

I am not saying the same people see both movies. I am saying once movies which are cash grab pure action schlock were looked down upon by the kinds of people who go and see Star Wars and Avengers, which have become cash grab pure action schlock, albeit of a different, far inferior variety. You can see it in the reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes. They'll call Underworld shit and stupid and then say Thor 2 was brilliant.

Xavier Lee
Xavier Lee

sexist
????

Caleb Morales
Caleb Morales

I saw Kate in action while she's in latex, what more do you honestly need?

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

What was that movie that was similar to Aeon Flux? Leather dressed woman, not Resi or Underworld, but was also in a futuristic setting.

Lucas Martinez
Lucas Martinez

Ultraviolet

Carson James
Carson James

Both don't compare to Kate.

Benjamin Baker
Benjamin Baker

OK?

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

Any other leatherkino?

Logan Cox
Logan Cox

just one whiff

Adrian Myers
Adrian Myers

BRAAAAAAAAAP

Zachary Miller
Zachary Miller

What are all the types of surgeries she has had? Genuinely interested.

Xavier Perry
Xavier Perry

Everything.

Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

nobody in this pic aged well Tbh

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

I loved it, it was the most I've enjoyed a movie in a while, it was actually fun, bloody as hell, and there was forced female cunnilingus. Plus I now have a leather and Kate beckinsale fetish

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

It was fun when Michael Sheen and Bill Nye were in there.

Now it's just a crap fest. Beckinsale is a mary sue.

Even the supposed supreme hybrid was killed off screen.

There's no coherency anymore.

Joshua Price
Joshua Price

forced female cunnilingus
good job now I want to watch it

Dylan Taylor
Dylan Taylor

Don't bully Lily.

Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

Do I need to have seen the previous films?
I saw the first one but the film suddenly crept up on me.

William Gonzalez
William Gonzalez

It's nonsense with non-lore as it is. Watching the previous films is only going to make it slightly more understandable.

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

How is this franchise successful enough to have five movies, when they all have gotten negative reviews and I've never even heard of this series until now?

Is it because Kate is a high quality mommyfu?

Alexander Lopez
Alexander Lopez

and I've never even heard of this series until now

Are you 12? Because you sound 12.

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

No, I'm 20. I have no idea how these movies have existed so long without me knowing about them.

Julian Davis
Julian Davis

hot woman vamp running around in skin-tight suit
How is this franchise successful enough to have five movies

Gee, I wonder.

Jace White
Jace White

there was forced female cunnilingus

Oliver Long
Oliver Long

Not him, but there's a scene where a female vampire boss forces some servant to eat her out. user probably mixed up "female oral" and simply "cunnilingus".

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

when they all have gotten negative reviews

Vampires versus werewolves
Video game aesthetics
Sexually interesting characters and situations
No attempt to forcefeed politics to the audience
Will deliver exactly the same thing every time

female vampire boss forces some servant to eat her out
and it's for 3 seconds with the majority of the action being a closeup of her face before cutting away to another scene, right

Benjamin Stewart
Benjamin Stewart

Yes. Still really hot, though.
reminder that when given the chance women are just as likely to rape/sexually assault as men. The fact that the first film in the series directed by a woman also features something like forced cunnilingus is not a coincidence

Juan Jones
Juan Jones

Still really hot, though
I'm going to trust you on this.

Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

WHy haven't the SJWs gone after this?

Is it suitable to take friends?

Carter Scott
Carter Scott

Bill Nye

NIGGA

Isaiah Kelly
Isaiah Kelly

I'm 20

The first movie came out when you were 6. that's how.

Cooper Torres
Cooper Torres

No.

"We need to show a character is evil, let's have them rape someone" is the laziest fucking writing imaginable.

Isaiah Smith
Isaiah Smith

It's done for hotness' sake.

Christian Watson
Christian Watson

THEY KILLED MICHAEL REEEEEE

Ethan Peterson
Ethan Peterson

LATEXUAL FETISHISM IS A SIN!

BE NOT DEGENERATES, OKAY?

Matthew Carter
Matthew Carter

Take your pills schizo

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

iThough that they had killed Glenn Rhee

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

who?

Brayden Nelson
Brayden Nelson

When will he show up in SpiderTwink?

Christopher Wood
Christopher Wood

[braps poopily in popgothic]

Logan Johnson
Logan Johnson

think these films are supposed to be fetish fuel for men
they're actually goth girl power fantasies
really makes you think...

Joshua Wilson
Joshua Wilson

Is there a series more out of touch from its fans and why it was good in the first place?

at one point [in the story development] we were thinking about bringing in Michael into more of the story. It just started to battle and distract from the mother/daughter story with Eve, the new character.

seriously is there anyone here who actually prefered Eve and David over michael?

Cooper Myers
Cooper Myers

If that were true it would've lasted longer than 3 seconds, and would have been consensual.

Nolan Wright
Nolan Wright

go to Underworld screening with friends
most the audience are teenagers and dude bros
some moments are so silly people inevitably get a laugh or a chuckle out of them
before leaving notice two Goth girls sitting in front of me
in complete silence
one of them had her arms crossed
I have a feeling they must've had quite a disappointing experience considering everybody around them were normies.

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

how about some denimkino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD7OdyY1js4

Wyatt Thomas
Wyatt Thomas

Not saying Underworld was bad and I enjoyed it but why are we comparing bargain bin to new releases isle?

Xavier Hughes
Xavier Hughes

literally all i cared about was the cool taboo vibe of the vampire and lycan together, even though michael had only been recently turned

i grew out of it when i realized it was just a le racism and miscegination metaphor. but still i literally do not give a single fuck about any of the recent stuff, im still hoping blade shows up in one of these films

Dominic Hughes
Dominic Hughes

this desu

I loved 1 and 2 because of 2 things, Kate in leather, and Michael to identify with as the badass hybrid who also fucks kate

Jaxson Rodriguez
Jaxson Rodriguez

Probably because they have slightly better stories and have some form of theming while movies like underworld are pure action with nothing really to take away from at the end

Luis Jackson
Luis Jackson

tfw even though Kate can't seem to pick a single decent movie role, she still has more of a career than Scott Speedman.

Ryder Ward
Ryder Ward

1 is an art director's film.

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

On a real scale?

4/10

On a "we get to watch a solid 10 woman's hourglass figure in a leather catsuit shooting big guns at shit" scale?

10/10

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

kek

Jonathan Davis
Jonathan Davis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9jOutEH1M8

Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

well said.

Matthew Lee
Matthew Lee

that random scene where they were talking about fortifying their vampire mansion and it pans over to some dude welding a random part of a fucking gate
my friend kept asking why i was laughing and i couldn't breathe

Gabriel James
Gabriel James

IS THAT A NIPPLE

Jack Hernandez
Jack Hernandez

OMG SO HOT ARE YOU 9?

James Lewis
James Lewis

__________________no__________________

Kevin Bell
Kevin Bell

Bastila Shan

Does that count?

Please Disney, KOTOR, Kate is Bastila, Luke Pasqualino is Revan.

Grayson Jones
Grayson Jones

truer words have never been spoken

Justin Butler
Justin Butler

how does that guy look so good with a mullet

I'm serious

Liam Ward
Liam Ward

POST KATE AND LILY MEMES

Jackson Cook
Jackson Cook

someone post the webm

Zachary Young
Zachary Young

I have no idea.
I'm not gay but every damn scene. Flawless.

He's Revan.
Cast him Disney.

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

Didnt she dress up as her mom recently? Or am I thinking of some other mother/daughter.

Justin Roberts
Justin Roberts

How could a hot piece of ass have such a retarded looking child?

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

She looks like pre-surgery Kate.

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

ai

Xavier Cook
Xavier Cook

Kate often takes Lily onset and gives her a miniature version of her costume.

Ian Martin
Ian Martin

It was good except for the *teleports behind you* asspull ending about Michael

Chase Reyes
Chase Reyes

tfw no pics

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

There are some.

Lincoln Howard
Lincoln Howard

rad

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

She also looks like her father.

Jacob Hughes
Jacob Hughes

Has he defeated Adolf Drumpf yet?

Henry Kelly
Henry Kelly

I thought she was older.
guess I was thinking of Kevin Smith and his Daughter.

Nathan Cooper
Nathan Cooper

Kevin really wants to fuck his daughter.

Landon Cox
Landon Cox

regularly bust your nuts to a cartoon character
name your daughter after her

Lock him up.

Elijah Evans
Elijah Evans

What did she mean by this?

Austin Brown
Austin Brown

Soon.

t. Lily

Ryan Sanchez
Ryan Sanchez

Kev made her do it.

Vaguely related:
You guys should watch Kevin Smith's interview of Kate's possibly-autistic ex husband.

Daniel Ward
Daniel Ward

thread starts about movie discussion
waifuredditors and celeb worshippers invade and ruin it
This is why we can't have /film/

Charles Cox
Charles Cox

forced female cunnilingus
I think you mean just normal forced. It was male on female.

Benjamin Hernandez
Benjamin Hernandez

It's a juvenile wet dream but it was nice that they went into the politics with the covens. Especially showing a Nordic coven.

Zachary Ross
Zachary Ross

meh

Adam Reed
Adam Reed

I have to ask
How do they reconcile that mike,as a hybrid,was a hugeeee deal,but hasnt shown up forever
Also how can we be assed to give a shit about other shitty covens when they didnt have any of the major badass vampire elders

James Powell
James Powell

the whole series is literally shot with a MaleGaze9000 camera.

Brayden Long
Brayden Long

villain vampire talks to other vampire
says, "oy vey, the vampires are near extinct, if only we'd gotten culturally enriched with werewolves"
turns out one of them is banging a werewolf
she helps him nearly wipe out vampires
selena finds a vampire coven that has kept to itself for centuries
possibly inbred, super white, amazing powers
if not for this coven the vampires would have all been killed
what did they mean by this?

Jaxon Torres
Jaxon Torres

Well, Kate has never had a non-white love interest in a film.

Owen Ross
Owen Ross

because they have slightly better stories and have some form of theming
My point is no, they don't. Or please, tell me what you took away from Thor 2. There's a superficial theme in Avengers of working together, sure, but in the same way Underworld is an anti-monarchy, anti-war film, a criticism of the ideas that led to World War 1.

Juan Green
Juan Green

Really makes you think.

Henry Sullivan
Henry Sullivan

I really like that reaction image for that purpose. I'm saving it.

Caleb Hughes
Caleb Hughes

kek

Joshua Green
Joshua Green

I fucked my mom's girlfriend once.

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

based

Alexander Collins
Alexander Collins

Kate identifies as feminist
she also openly hates all women who aren't family members or childhood friends
Really makes you think.

Logan Ross
Logan Ross

Lily is also "feminist" and yet she makes so much fun of Bella Thorne.

I think Sup Forums is a bad influence on them.

Brayden Barnes
Brayden Barnes

what did she mean by this

Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen

Based granny.

Justin Thomas
Justin Thomas

MaleGaze

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

Underworld is aimed at goth girls without a bf.

Luke Jackson
Luke Jackson

Pretty much

Noah Phillips
Noah Phillips

What are Kate's best interviews?

Camden Hughes
Camden Hughes

guys

Nathaniel Stewart
Nathaniel Stewart

What, my friend?

Daniel Perry
Daniel Perry

What?

Mason Howard
Mason Howard

based girls

Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

what's kate's phone number

Jace Anderson
Jace Anderson

I think he had babby's first boner

Jason Roberts
Jason Roberts

So was Twilight and yet that shitshow made money.

Christopher Scott
Christopher Scott

Funny how Lily literally looks like both of them at the same time.

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

Go to sleep Lily

Jose Thomas
Jose Thomas

you reckon she's a freak in bed, always in the mood?

Samuel Wood
Samuel Wood

I hope.

Easton Hall
Easton Hall

LILY MO SHOWING HER PUSSY

Blake Collins
Blake Collins

A homeless man shitting into a burning dumpster is better than the last 4.

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