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capekino edition

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what a shit edition

yiff

*supervises the /brit/ posters*

Ah yes, everything seems to be going smoothly.

South India is a joke

how can lefties still defend Islam

it's like they're brainwashed or something

poo bum willy

holy shit....how did this guy predict trump in 1920??

>browses Sup Forums once

kerala innit

imagine plowing a van through there

What the fuck is sunny leone?

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Is the fact she's taken dick on camera largely brushed over?

this is your brain on islam

literally would DESTROY mirage wew

is google broken?

Are there any QUEERS in the audience tonight?

UP AGAINST THE WALL!

anime

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*stands up against the wall*

(Get)
(Them)

was she supposed to be asian

and pull my pants down?

Someone needs to change her twitter password

tourists go home
refugees welcome

give the north some credit too

whoopsie haha, sorry jan man wont happen again

real capekino coming through

fake news

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Karen's bizarre adventure

isn't it naziism

duuuuude good shout
*hits the bong*
hell yeah!

Theres one in the spotlight, he dont look right!
Have him up against the wall!

And that one looks... JEWISH! AND THAT ONES A COON! WHO LET ALL THIS RIFF RAFF INTO THE ROOM?

THAT ONES SMOKING A JOINT! AND THAT ONE HAS SPOTS! IF I HAD MY WAY, ID HAVE ALL OF YOU SHOT!

Fucked up a massive opportunity at work

There was a full time vacancy to work on email but I didn't apply
I was scared of an interview, bring rejected, competition and being thought not worthy enough to apply

But this was wrong, the vacancy was probably created for me since my email stats are the best
The deadline was extended a day for me
My manager pulled me to one side and told me to apply
Said I could even get off the phones and use work time to put in the application

Turns out he got his dates wrong, the vacancy closed yesterday, I didn't apply

link xx

dont careism

this meme should fuck off

tune

worried about all the muslims who will receive undeserved hatred just because of someone elses actions

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hmmmm

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gays arent real

What did you expect from the writer whose books have been adapted into one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

not sure those ankles could withstand any weight

If they are, they shouldn't be

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hmMMMMMmmmmm

This film was genuinely better than Dunkirk

got any rule 34 lad?

Anime is for unlovable autistic freaks

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*pulls up the ladder*

woops tee hee see you later

What's your pucci like?

still trying to calculate how to buy latex clothing without having my name stored anywhere

Does Jeremy Clarkson ever shut the fuck up about how he did bad in his A levels

friend of mine used to pretend he was a bender on the internet
said it made him have a good laugh
just learned he sucked a dick yesterday

me lol

doesnt need to take weight
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whats happening with the queen?

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love this

was it yours haha

the companies who make latex clothing are very discret

if you google festivus the festivus pole appears on screen

am i the only person here who envisioned all the hary portter cahracters as niggers?

this

is google broken?

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even the cheap chink ones?

ye

Fucking weird cunts talking about cartoon porn, latex clothing and sucking cock at 6 O'Clock on a Thursday

Get a fucking life you degenerates

the drummer from def leppard only has one arm

am i the only person here who envisioned all the men in gay dreams as niggers?

ye talking about politics and commieslags is a lot better

i have never heard him mention it. how badly did he do?

>tags: derrida
no thanks

nay

my dad is honestly the most insufferable cunt in the universe, such a fucking hypocrite pessimist, honestly can't stand spending more than 10 minutes with him

Cannot BELIEVE my mum is still with him, she can do so much better

beat me to it

am i the only person here who envisioned everyone that disagrees with me as niggers?

>Fucking weird cunts talking about cartoon porn, latex clothing and sucking cock at 6 O'Clock on a Thursday

>Get a fucking life you degenerates

politics is fun

no

why are rorkes so obsessed with JK Rowling?
really weird desu

well no, but that stuff can damage your skin anyway
may as well go all in

I bet one of you has a birthday today

Neither of those things interest me, especially those pathetic commieslag grovellers

if you could sum that article up in 10-15 words or maybe a funny reaction image that would be great sweetie :)

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anime lads

>Cannot BELIEVE my mum is still with him, she can do so much better
alri Oedipus

we all loved her until she made are favorite characters niggers

how woudl you feel if biblo baggens were suddenly a nigger?

what phone does are deano have

>pathetic commieslag grovellers
all me

the archetypal /brit/ poster

Who is that supreme gentleman?

better than the usual repetitive /brit/ shite

twat

white genocide is implicit in leftist ideology

haha pure devastated when blunkett went i was