You wake up in Kiev...
You wake up in Kiev
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well it's an improvement
not really
...covered in blood, piss, vomit and 2 unidentified organic substances with knife stuck in my lung. Muffled "SLAVA UKRAINY" echoes between burning tires and collapsed buildings. Just Ukrainian things.
w-well at least this is not russia...
for now
...
I wouldn't notice any difference tbqh
I get to the nearest tattoo parlor and get a "Bandera did nothing wrong" tattoo on my buttcheeks.
walk around
Would I get in trouble when I do the *you know who*-salute there?
Go to the airport. Purchase a plane ticket back to Australia.
yeah enjoy being shot down
>be hohol
>wake up in kiev
>be hohol
move to poland
Sure, user, sure. Kiev is not a warzone. No problem to get to the airport
Cockhole, plz.
Take money to start another Maidan
Ukranians deserve better
You mean "show where the sun is" game?
I don't speak the language. I hold no currency. I am a foreign man.
Ukraine is ex-USSR shithole, but not stone age one.
U can use Visa/MC to get cash or just to pay for something (taxi, etc).
why does it look so asian?
Shoot some protesters and blame it on Russia
Sell rockets to Korea
via Russia
>go buy gun
>go buy groceries
>shoot nazi's
>blame on russia
>cook and eat in an airbnb room
>go to gay club
>fuck qt twink
>go swimming in morning
rinse repeat
W-well, i-it could be worse, r-right?
>joins right sector even though I'm gay
>U can use Visa/MC to get cash or just to pay for something (taxi, etc).
And never discuss politics with anyone there. Very important.
.....and fuck all the hot Ukrainian bitches
...
kek 10/10
Help to the best Korea to nuke USA
no, i've seen groups of teenage kids walking around and yelling "sieg heil" while doing the salute.
I lose my virginity.
Anal virginity, on Troyeshyna