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Imagine having land borders AHAHAHAHAHA reminder that UK still counts as having land borders
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Can I adopt the Korean here?

>irish catholic

howling

could easily quit life for a month, just never felt like it

GILEEEEEEEEEES GOOOOOOOOOO AWAY

trying out a new catchphrase which id like some feedback on
so basically whenever i enter a new thread i say: "What's crackalacking?"
ill also use it for threads which may be at 100+ posts but which i personally havent posted in

im testing it now; once the cooldown expires ill post the catchphrase, then give me your feedback on how you think it went. obviously for the purposes of the test pretend this isnt my first post

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What's crackalacking?

Depends on the state you live in

LEGITIMATELY sad that I will never be as alpha as the most beta Australian.

the only addiction I can't quit, is life

any fashy lads in?

Going to sleep lads, may God bless us all

dont believe in skyfairies mate, simple as

And also with you.
*awkwardly shakes your hand while staring at my feet*

>dont believe in skyfairies mate, simple as

samefag

ah, yes, technically

*tips fedora*

*waving my hand to say goodbye to you*

dont rate norway

Wish I could have a girlfriend lads.

>actually being irish
grim

You are worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honor and power; for You created all things, and by Your will they exist and were created

off to work lads

always assumed ireland was just the UK but better in every way

had a quick dig around some wikipedia articles and by and large I seem to be correct

just b urself

t. Seamus

Doing a really hearty poo. You know the ones that have a really weight to them

Cheerio lad.

some pathetic sad cases will still be here when you get back haha
not me though ill be having sex with women

the only good part of ireland's the countryside

Repent, and let every one of you be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins; and you shall receive the gift of the Holy Spirit

US inter-ethnic conflict is here to stay. Why?

1) Internet increases group identity
2) Demographic trends
3) Increasing economic inequality

4 pm & yet another day wasted doing nothing.

haha toil more wagey

>half the country has a NZ relative
>must be pure australian to be in government

didn't realise you guys were nazis

>there are people on /brit/ right now who cant recite the apostles creed and the lords prayer
Grim

people said the same thing in the early 1900s

i know OF them

there's a dual citizenship genocide at the moment, we've lost about 50 MPs so far

a fucking convict

dont rate korea, norway, one australian and two brit posters

I could do the pray and the hail mary. I reckon I coul do the creed if you get me started, give me the first line

people said internet increases group identity in the early 1900s? mad.

Rub a dub dub
Thanks for the grub

Ah yes the internet was booming back then

I believe in God, the Father almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.

I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit
and born of the virgin Mary.
He suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried;
he descended to hell.
The third day he rose again from the dead.
He ascended to heaven
and is seated at the right hand of God the Father almighty.
From there he will come to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy catholic* church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting. Amen.

credo in unum deum patrem omnipotentem

>apostles creed
he was a boxer lad you can't recite a boxer

we believe in one God, the father the almighty, maker of heaven and earth, of all that is seen and unseen

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Do you have byelections when that happens, or do they get replaced from a party list?

Would be pretty funny if dual citizenship deselections resulted in the coalition losing their majority, Labor coming to power and then holding a constitutional referendum (I assume that's necessary, Australia is beaten only by Scotland in their referenda fetish.) on changing the rules

me too

Really like this thread so far

/theocratic socialism/

papists fuck off

our deputy PM is the most significant one to bite the dust, but we've lost a bunch of senators so far too

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latest runt

i can read gregorian chant notation, recite the tridentine prayers at the foot of the altar in latin, quote the baltimore catechism line for line and demolish any arguments in favour of the morality of contraception

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But grow in the grace and knowledge of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. To Him be the glory both now and forever. Amen

Good lad

Missing the bit where the priest mentions the local bishop and pope and prays for our sins or something

>wake up
>yet another terrorist attack

ah yes

>australians will let people with autism be deputy PM but not kiwis
how will fruitlanders ever recover?

>worshiping a dead kike on a stick

just did a big cum

might rain later, takes your brollies lads

My thoughts and atheist prayers go to the people of Barćelona

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rorkes are literally finished

Hmmm
Reckon i got very little chances to fedorapost

not a political man myself

Solid 7/10 post

what the fuck is going on in spain

like 4 attacks in a day

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hate when communists back lolberg/neoliberal interpretations of capitalism over keynesian/post-keynesian ones because the former are easier for communists to go "aha, see, capitalism DOES always trend to misery! Marx was right! Fiat currency has no inherent value and everything is secretly valued relative to gold!"

me being strictly neutral, I bashed everyone in sight

Do you play water polo?

I am invisible

need white babies

a leaf in a burka?

die

alri?

'radical centrism' is some dogshit /leftypol/ gimmick aimed at weakening right wing /brit/ and has successfully done so, sad to say

You ever think youre on the wrong side of history?

the

auslard

News said yesterday that 500 boat migrants made it to spain every day this year

Apparently they saw this and took it as a signal to begin a coup

You ever think youre on the wrong side of sexuality?

Who /britfeel / here?

What is the safest place in Britain right now? Is it Scotland?

women are the nigger-jews of the sexes

Sometimes my ass gets really sweaty and I get paranoid that I have a sweat patch on the ass of my pants.

No but i am on the dark side for sure

Looks like I won't be eating today.

Same. I can never wear really light jeans for that reason.

You can get special boxers with extra material to absorb arse sweat desu

Belfast

London, it's where all the police are

Wish I was in Papua new guinea right now fixing helicopters and going on crazy whacky adventures then fucking native half monkey island pussy

redpill me on big saxon chebs

might go to thailand and call the king a bender