>Be me >an aussie in new zealand >go to the "dairy" or whatever (needed eggs) >ask the girl at the counter, "Hey do you have any eggs" >"Shoo, do you want a dizin or just helf a dizin?" >"Excuse me what?" >"you want twilf or do you want just sex?" >I freeze and blurt out "uhhh really? r-right here in the shop?" >"what?" >"umm did you want to have sex?" >"WHAT THE FUCK?!" then I'm like "oh shit" and just run out of the shop and down the street
Why the FUCK can't you guys just speak normal English
We only find the differences so stark because the dialects are basically the same except for some slightly shifted vowels and different slang/mannerisms. So we both hear something so familiar yet so messed up and different.
Easton Williams
Going to NZ for the first time in a few weeks
Alexander Jones
Hope you get glassed
Owen Hill
>New Zealand doesn't have an accent. Ebin. Let's have some fush n chups on my dick.
>You should probably either learn English or go back to china desu There are more Chinese in New Zealand by percentage than Australia, you dumb sheep fucker. Your accent is worse than the Americans.
Adrian Gomez
>fush n chups Can this meme end >Your accent is worse than the Americans That's an odd thing to say considering most people would say we sound basically exactly the same.
Levi Smith
>>"umm did you want to have sex?" >>"WHAT THE FUCK?!" >then I'm like "oh shit" and just run out of the shop and down the street
you must be really socially stunted if you couldn't figure out what was meant by the context
Levi Lee
fush and chups is an exaggeration, but you do say fesh and cheps, and dick.
Chase Cooper
>but you do say fesh and cheps, and dick This I cannot deny
Colton Rodriguez
kiwi in australand here
>Be aussie >feeeeeesh and cheeeeeps on my daaaack >threeee plus threeee is siiiieeeeeeeex >what was thayt
also instead of saying "have" you guys say haaayf
John Howard
LORD OF THE RUNGS
Carson Gray
desu the first time i heard a kiwi, i thought he was really sophisticated because he kept say "thus", even if it didn't make in the sentence, then I realized he was saying "this", but it sounded like "thus"
Kevin Thomas
man I'm a fucking turbo autist, and she was pretty hot. You know how your brain fucks you up into thinking people are into you when they're not? Well I felt that too, for a brief second, I thought she was just offering me sex
Wyatt Clark
fook yew broo
Parker Edwards
The differences are huge mate A kiwi writes with a pin, and a sows clothes with a pen
