/brit/ - The Alan vs. Jeffrey Edition

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ANIME and so on

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY SCALE MAPS BACK THEN

Anime is for paedophiles

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staying up til midnight
staying up til midnight

what went wrong?

Hello chi chi man

cat just fell off my knees and clawed at them to try and stay on OUCH aha x

is Yahoo malfunctioning?

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fit lads
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww hell naaaaaaaaaaaaw

dirty bitch
I'd say shes a great fuck

science innit

do NOT bully the Ethiopian, he's a lovely bloke

Alan? can't stand the freak

Feel like pure shit just want him back x

my google is broken for some reason

can someone type in "little girl spy movie" on bing.

trying to remember what that film is called

me in atlanti cum

Good post. Ethiopia is a good lad.

just copped

nobody clicks on your links you mentally ill freak

do like this one

got accosted by chicanos last night
they didn't do shit

anime

calm down potato
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>tfw no anglish

The Ethiopian is a fucking yank so I'll take Alan over him any day

THE ULCERS

>>Moroccan-born man who stabbed a French mother and her three young daughters in the Alps on Tuesday said he had been offended after the father "scratched his inner thigh" in the presence of his wife.

Alan

or

Jeffrey

lol the irish fucking love us. nice work fitting in here though

partie et parcelle

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Bunch of chavs are outside my house lads

ah, the runtputer

Let them in

same lad, he's such a cunt in real life too

my suburb. a bit shit, but good memories of my first kiss and stuff here.

>global warming isn't rea-

looks 1000000000x better than anything here

why does Twitter verify absolute fuckwits like this but suspend people over absolute fuck all

Enjoying your hols David?

i prefer the ethiopian

why is hungary covering 100% of romania

Can someone tell the catposter I like his posts? I'm afraid to because he probably hates Yanks and would stop if he knew a Yank likes his work.

may want to leave your northern shithole once in a while. plenty of beautiful places in the uk

FOY

>age
>net worth

post em lads

>25
>£31k

>baby bitchboi trees

IT HURTS SO BAD

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>leftypol enters the thread

There's an ultra rich private road on the edge of London with huge houses and a wide road along with its own gold course. Looks very yankish, houses are about £10-20m each yet it would be an average middle class street in rural america hahahah

business idea: a movie where the nazis are the bad buys

JUST

He's just too American now, makes me sad that carpool karaoke will be seen as his magnum opus
long live smithy

You're right. I shall travel to Essex

Oh wait...

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Think I might be a tad evil
JFs make me physically ill
I would wipe out all life on the planet and repopulate it solely with British people if I could

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>Americans

Alex Jones looks like a normally proportioned human being next to that coffee man

thank god yanks arent jfs, but instead anglo brothers

the fucking ulcers hurt so bad lads

FUCK MY SHIT UP PHAM

You're not a real Slovak are you?

this is my kink

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>tfw no rorkette gf

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How does one get a rorkette gf lads?
HOW?
I NEED ONE.
BUT EVERY WOMAN WHOSE VIEWS ALIGN WITH MINE ARE USUALLY 50 YEARS OLDER THAN ME.

RORKETTE GF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

drinking milk doesn't help?

he's a rorke on a proxy, trying to be the next thailad

>scrawny weebs thinking they'll make anyone do anything

what do you reckon

I went Clacton ones for a camping holiday, we left 3 days early it was like new Orleans
True patricians choice for Essex is here
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I've lived in several places around the UK and it's all pretty grim to be honest

can't wait to move back into an asian shoebox

>a brit has to post one of the nicest streets in britain to counter a generic middle class yank street

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

howling at these cunts

apparently holding right wing opinions is bad but paedophilia, drugs, human trafficking, illegal arms sale, terrorist propaganda and hitman hiring services are good?

UP IN T'NORTH WE LIVE IN DISUSED SEPTIC TANK IN MIDDLE O' T'IP

course not

just nonces on proxies in this general

i haven't got milk

*turns on game of thrones*
fuck and piss and shit and "ass" and cum and penis and sex and balls and fart and pussy

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don't you have some coffee to be throwing over radio hosts?

>22
>£-60k

Jesus christ man. You fucking never get off Sup Forums

genuinely feel bad for you

fuck off twat

NEED liverpool to score

Is clondalkin here? I'd spark you with a hook

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i'm flattered that you care but i'm actually heading out in a bit

leigh on sea is nice but its surrounded by utter filth

human rights were invented by white men and universalism is an excuse for imperialism

you was here all night as well
sad case

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agabagabagoo

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me NEED a byad lewisham snapchat gyal

MY TEETH HURT FROM CLENCHING SO HARD BECAUSE OF THE ULCERS

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Alan is a true alpha. Intelligent, well-travelled, a womaniser, utterly impervious to /brit/'s petty racism.

The Ethiopian is a meek, self-hating, pathetic, depressive who desperately wants to be white. The acceptable face of shitskins.

don't care