MotD ed.
/brit/
first for leftypol
sophie
>be American
Life's too short to be so miserable all the time lads
Make the best of what you've got and enjoy it while you can
Is she right/
stupid cunts
Absolutely chortling at the STATE of Republicans (Irish, not Yank)
need an american husband
what's his end game
what are his values
what is he trying to protect or change
could land a helicopter between her eyes
he's a radical centrist
nth for FOOD review
Get drunk (get drunk)
Do a line (do a line)
Pop a bean (pop a bean)
Bite down (bite down)
Bite down (bite down)
Bite down (bite down)
Bite down (bite down)
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'us
shan't be clicking that link
what's the ratio of lefty benders to rorke benders? here?
canada will unironically become a world superpower if the climate does what the fearmonging "scientists" (basically glorified stock predictors) claim
have you ever regretted making a post
Shouting
Lager lager lager lager
Shouting
Lager lager lager lager
Shouting...
Lager lager lager
Doing a watch lads
>do i look like a idiot
heh
me with the vr headset
Carl of Swindon
on several occasions i've made a typo and left the thread immediately in order to not deal with the repercussions
phrenology is real
Sargon of Mossad
i am a rad cen bender
just pretend to be leftypol to trigger rorkes
Something very unnerving about this man's face
truly sad how much of the world has fallen to radical bipartisan politics in recent years
lol at the lad on the right
wow bipartisan doesn't mean "two party"?
fuck me
i mean even then my statement rings somewhat true, no matter which way you vote you are getting fucked over
*coughs*
*gives you a flirty look*
Lmao there go that boy Sargon.
wish there was some way of identifying yanks and other new worlders by european heritage on here
only wish to socialise with yanks of british and irish descent but i bet they're all fat germans
bellend smells of skips
radcens are essentially useless human meat bags
Anyone else generally just ignore leafposts?
youtube.com
Jung was the smartest man to ever have existed, hmm
mate make that post again
and there will he trouble
*looks away instantly*
imagine the smell
Grim
>be me
>have to host some school kids on work experience at my workplace
>one chink, one Indian, one black, one muzzie in a hijab and three white kids
>it's not even London or Birmingham
>Vardy is my captain
>ankle injury
Oh dear oh dear
I highlight them
whats up reddit bros!
*falls in love with you*
yank came into my work lads, he was nice
>Nicola Sturgeon has said she wishes she could turn the clock back and change the Scottish National Party's name.
>The SNP leader admitted the word "national" could be "hugely problematic" during a debate at the Edinburgh International Book Festival.
>Had a headache all day
>Ate a pizza with lots of spicy meat
>10 minutes later I need to fart
>I feel it bubbling when it comes out
>Oh no
>Immediately run up stairs to the toilet
>Drop pants
>Liquid is trapped behind fart
>Squeeze
>Liquid shit explodes all over toilet
>Chunks of chewed up spicy chicken and beef glazed inside all the cracks of openings around the seat
>Jesus Christ the stench
>1 hour later and 4 rolls of toilet paper I finally get it cleaned
So much for my Saturday night
what's the matter? too centrist for you?
another saturday when the so called "friends" went out but didn't invite me
anime
'ce
tend to ignore all JFs desu
business idea: pretend to be left wing to annoy /brit/ posers
it was me
>JF
please explain lads
about to roll a spliff (hash kind)
...
he's an alt-lite-ist.
that is he tries to get normies to sympathise with alt-right, by not actively endorsing them but essentially being more sympathetic towards them than anyone else.
not very original
Need my scrotum and its contents resigned to the history books
the utter state of the left
Johnny Foreigner is a band from Brum
nah he was from florida
>tfw
ah yes the right split themselves up into various subgroupings and destroy each other
NEED an army gf lads
MEGA MEGA WHITE THING
i spend a lot of time on lookism not because i'm msygonist or far right wing but because it's nice to be around other people who realise how important looks are
chris rea's 'driving home for christmas' is the best christmas song.
she's right, think you need to be a nation to have a nationalist party
saw a one armed man with an 8/10 gf
did you know jordan peterson has an iq of 150+?
only real british person ive met was a middle aged tourist woman at a sticky bun stand and when i asked where she was from she just said "britain"
made me go hmmm
the left has spiraled so far beyond the left marx would be ashamed
Might frontload on porn before bed so I get a nocturnal emission
I like eggs.
>jocks vote for this woman
Screeching
been thinking of joining the army
thoughts lads?
not true
probably because she was bored of you yanks interrogating her
stop spamming that psuedo thinker
sandi toksvig, cariad lloyd, sarah pascoe are funny
sturgeon and the entirety of scotland voting remain and then calling for independence is why i don't like scots desu
will probably die a virgin before dating someone unattractive
golden retrievers are the best dogs overall i reckon. good size, not runty, intelligent, friendly, good with kids.
>there are virgins ITT
truly baffling
hello I have never had sex
the entirety of scotland is why I don't like scots 2bh mate
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there's no conflict. scots wanting independence makes more sense than brexit because UK gov has all the power. the EU commission does not
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the drummer from thingy only has one arm
*bums you*
not so clever now ehe
*has sex with a prostitute*
haha look how much of a cool non-virgin i am Sup Forums :)