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FUCK THIS GENERAL

ANIME and so on

Why are our women so repulsive lads

Looks like the slag I shagged when I was 17

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Dr. Jordan Peterson, You just saved my life. You literally just saved my life. I have been depressed for years now and reached a point tonight where I just had enough. I've always struggled with chronic dissatisfaction and my brain works at light speed and the noise is just too much. I keep having very invasive suicidal thoughts that make me just smack whatever's in front of me and punch the wall. I'm anever alone but always lonely and my family especially my yonger brother who's the only reason I still didn't end my life, are suffering too because of me. I'm 21 in a few months and I'm highly intelligent, very high in Openness (98th percentile) and very low in Consciensness. I'm Ideologically conservative and believe in freedom and limited goverment but I'm from a thirld world country originally. I have weird tastes and sexual fantasies that go against my ideals. I'm stuck between atheism and religion (I grew up with a religion and left it at age of 14 but recently found god again Ideologically not emotionally but still feel a hole). I suffer from chronic dissatisfaction and my ideals and not consistant with my actions or behaviour and some things I can't change. I have never fit in anywhere and always felt like an alien just waiting to be discovered even amongst the people I call friends. Very lonely. I have so much potential and I feel like I'm 21 and it's too late and All this time I wasted. You just saved me. Thank you. Thank you so much. I owe you my life. I have the full self-authoring suite although I have been writing in my journal for years and years. I don't know how time has gone by. I'm 21 now and all I wonder is what I could have done if I were 15 again with new thought patterns. I have waisted potential and brilliance that I haven't used to its capacity because I keep undermining my self. My life is chaos. But I'm willing to give it another shot because of you sir. Thank you again.

I drove my Sarcen through your garden last night
I kicked your front door down around at midnight
Something's telling me, boy, that your avoiding me
And when I find you, you will run for your tea

I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots
I've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit
When we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand
For we are the British Army, and we're here to take your land

Cara

disgusting cow

did someone say slags?

getting with women is easy
getting the RIGHT woman is hard

here is a dutch sized version

any based white man in

Wee Willie John McFadden was a loyal Ulster Prod
Who thought that Ian Paisley was one step down from God
He scorned the little children, in the backstreets of Ardoyne
And he thought that history started with the Battle of the Boyne
And he thought that history started with the Battle of the Boyne

One day he took the brick in his hands and dandered up the Falls
He was singing "Up the Rangers" and hummin' Derry's Walls
He broke the big shop window to annoy the Pope of Rome
He took the record player and then he started home
He took the record player and then he started home

Next night they had a hooley at the local Orange Hall
Wee Willie took his player to make music for the boys
He chose a stack of records of a very loyal kind
But when the music started he nearly lost his mind
But when the music started he nearly lost his mind

This Fenian record player was a rebel to the core
It played out songs the Orange Hall had never heard before
For Golly's Brae and Derry's Walls it didn't give a fig
It speeded up God Save the Queen till it sounded like a jig
It speeded up God Save the Queen till it sounded like a jig

Well the boys were plain demented, to the ground Wee Will was thrown
They kicked his ribs in one by one to the tune of Garryowen
They threw him out the window to the song of Old Sinn Fein
They kicked him all down Sandy Row to a Nation Once Again
They kicked him all down Sandy Row to a Nation Once Again

There's a moral to this story, what it is I cannot say
Oh maybe its the ancient curse, crime it will not pay
If you ask Wee Willie McFadden, he'll say "You're kind, you know"
If you want to pinch a record player, do it up the Shankill Road
If you want to pinch a record player, do it up the Shankill Road

might ask my local butcher to sell me a pigs head so i can make head cheese. or fromage de tete as my frog friends like to call it.

Prove her wrong

what's his fucking problem?

/britfeel/ is superior because you dont have dirty turkraoches, potato head or froggies memeing all the time.

*proves her wrong*

No job is menial for a brilliant person. Checking people out in the grocery store would become a fascinating psychological study of the masses. If you were a novelist you'd have an endless supply of humanity to draw experience from. If you were an auto mechanic, you'd be so involved in how all the parts of a car fit together that you'd be constantly visualizing improvements and new inventions for the automobile.

cute boyz

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thanks

how can you even tell

>found the right woman
>she just doesn't know it yet

the other swede is obsessed with jordan peterson

must be a total loser aha x

why post here then

hmmm

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>went to GB
>shagged a slag on the first night there

Oh the memories

any stds

so is the movie happening or what

yeah you have those and even more yanks due the lack of flags

could also make bath chaps from a pigs head.

shagged on my first night here too
was in and out of my mum's fanny in the hospital haha

it's london

>Ireland almost black
AH DUN BELIEVE ET

that barb poster makes the shittest fucking thread on Sup Forums every day and they get like 200 replies each

Knaresborough tbqh

>albania
oh dear

they put you back in?

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normies deserve death

wish all of britain looked like this

fucking let down yanks
spastics can't even set up a fucking stream

someone else stream this is england or kidulthood

>rolling machine
turborunt

Some people with great accomplishments had to work/worked voluntarily in rather mundane environments: Einstein (homeschool teacher & patent office); Kant (librarian); Popper (carpenter); Wittgenstein (soldier & elementary school teacher) -- I'd prefer those positions (except soldier) over a post-doc university position, too (I am a PhD)

I dont think so, she had condoms

There might be some little finns running around there if she made holes in them though

Ireland has a huge boyracer culture

I know countless young lads who have died in car accidents, in a tiny village in bumfuck nowhere rural ireland

it does outside of london

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boy racers are so fucking thick. Do they not realise they look like absolute thicks

>it does outside of london

5 matches on the ol 'der

feeling pretty confident if I say so myself lads

I used to be one, drove about in a souped up Peugeot 306 d turbo lel

bet they're all fat munters

if you're going to kill an animal the least you can do is eat as much of it as you can. hate poofs who get squeamish about organs and using other parts of the animal like head meat and trotters.

retarded post

You won't bang a single one

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me too desu

bossman was lethal with the chip spice

had a chance to get laid but i completely blew it

lmao

Wish britain was a nice country that looked like York instead of the shitty concrete 70s poohole chav-infested rubbish we have now

that seems a bit low

i have like 40 matches always

might be because i'm a girl tho

Right, let's settle this once and for all. What is the best town in the UK?

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grimsby

absolute STATE

where is this?

*blocks your path*

eclipse soon

grimsby, but only when the legion of kek are patrolling the town centre

grimsby

I dream of a revolution where we just bulldoze all the post-industrial shitholes like this and replace it with Knaresboroughs

nowt wrong with rolling machines

Is England your city?

what happened

pics

Bump

you arrive in the north

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says hull right there dummy

salford

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i like the word nowt

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just watched snatch and feel like a proper geezer now

>desperados

DEANO

>cervezo
una vela...

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why is the uk so depressing?

reminds you of russia

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I don't like you

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Ah yes, the ol' internal struggle of whether to do mdma on a night out or actually be able to get a boner in case you might pull

>These are the people who voted for brexit
Good riddance lmao

you're ok

hello x

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dude weed lmao

want an ugly but wholesome british gf lads