According to goal.com, Eintracht is interested in goalkeeper Bill Hamid from D.C. United >Bayern were interst in Leipzigs Naby Keita, but Liverpool offered bigger wages Höwedes is ded again
Is there one buli club out there that has a non cringeworthy twitter account?
Owen Butler
>autosage is back well done you mongs
William Rivera
Bayern, Leverkusen and Gladbach are in a league of their own to be honest. Köln quite bad too.
Charles Rogers
Thanks to the cumsack who reported posts yesterday. I just want to let you know that it's your fault, and only yours, that we're now back on autosage.
I hope you die of ass cancer.
Nathaniel Rogers
why does every 1st rate douchebag have those glasses?
Colton Gomez
This.
Connor Thompson
I wasn't here yesterday, but given that most of the posts were retarded shitposting about the election, you shouldn't be suprised that the mods decided to put /bundes/ back on autosage again.
Lucas Diaz
>Victim blaming ugh
Julian Hughes
neck yourself
Caleb Ross
seems like we aren't on autosage. I take everything back what I said except for
Bentley Gray
I wish
Zachary Long
...
Jace Miller
No. Mods don't care about or even visit bundes. They only delete posts if a special snowflake feels offended by a post and reports it. Then the mods also put bundes on auto because they don't want to deal with it any further.
no reports = no complains = no autosage = noone cares (outside of bundes)
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Connor Harris
there is some truth to it. But still, I don't think that >we shouldn't complain getting autosaged when on a matchday most of the posts have nothing to do with football.
Christian Cooper
Holbæk - Randers in the next round of Danske Pokkal. I actually think we have a shot.
Also, Klassikeren was drawn.
Austin Evans
I still don't get how they can be so meh, while having easily the strongest squad of their qualifying group.
Brandon Morris
Lost 1-0 at home to Montenegro and drew 0-0 away against Romania. Our players suddenly started scoring our last two games, but Dolberg and Jorgensen are the only Danish forwards who actually score any significant amount of goals and both are in a league that's generous to forwards.
Colton Scott
>International break ugh
Jaxon Turner
>both are in a league that's generous to forwards. in what way?
Owen Morris
They play in the Eredivisie? It would be a bit more impressive if they got 20 goals in the bigger lewgues. Just saying, as decent as the squad looks, scoring goals has been the absolutely biggest problem over the past few qualifiers and even if Yussuf Poulsen is a good player, he just doesn't score a lot of goals and neither do Bendtner or Cornelius.
Bentley Butler
Eredivise typically has the most goals per game of any decent top-flight in Europe. Most teams know how to attack, but the typical /bundes/ hypercompact midfield centred pressingfest is foreign to them.
Jaxon Ortiz
Okay that makes sense. Poulssen is weird one. He has all the assets to be a top "goalmachine", but instead he's more of a ball playing centre forward. Not that I dislike his playing style, but I still can't wrap my head around his style of play.
Jaxon Ramirez
He's more of a hybrid between a target man and what you'd typically call a Pressingzehner. With the ball he gives you that physicality and the presence inside the area and makes runs that open up spaces for Werner and the others. Against the ball he attacks the enemy buildup players and blocks passes into the centre. This forces the enemy buildup onto the flanks where it's easy to isolate the ball carrier.
if you had access to cannabis infused olive oil, would you drink it?
Christopher Fisher
hallo und guten morgen!
Cameron Stewart
not sure if that would help my case but yeah
Isaac Martin
yes hi
great
Nicholas Hernandez
If I were German, the constant DIE MANNSCHAFT marketing bs would annoy me even more than the frequent fixtures. In a market that's already oversaturated with football, the NT just becomes a chore.
Another thing that's really starting to annoy me is how the ÖFB tries to jew the spectators with outrageous ticket prices. They demand more than 60€ for a decent seat in an ageing commiebowl, which would be understandable, if the NT played Brazil, but instead it will just get smashed by Serbia. No wonder that the stadium will largely be filled with Serbian expats that want to prematurely celebrate their qualification for the world cup.
Andrew Perez
Hmm cheapest tickets for the Romania game is €27. Not too bad, but I still won't bother. I guess my next two games will be Brondby against I forget and Holbæk - Randers.
Easton Perez
Brondby - Randers it is, so two Randers games in a row.
Ryan Jenkins
Holbæk - Randers 24/10 Brondby - Randers 30/10
Holbæk will win this one will they not
Ethan Martin
The problem is that the Ernst-Happel-Stadion isn't even a dedicated football stadium and should have been decommissioned before the euros. I'm still salty that they didn't build the replacement in Vienna but in fucking Carinthia, where it's now used for the cup final and by a 3rd division amateur club.
Noah Baker
I feel like Denmark was in the same situation as Austria for quite a few years basically until late last year. Winning a few games in a row makes all the difference. Our national team had to travel the province, playing in small stadiums in order to come close to having a full house.
Isaiah Jenkins
>€27 >Denmark - Romania >€27
Christopher Allen
It doesn't take much, win a few games, look competitive in the qualifiers and you can sell out a 50k seat stadium for meaningless friendlies against Liechtenstein. Then you cock up a qualification and everyone's gloomy and depressed and then you play in front of 15k. It's the constant black and white that annoys me. And all the fucking retards that watch 3 games a year and think they're fucking Pep Guardiola after watching the NT lose.
Adrian Reyes
200 kroner
Xavier Flores
>Bayern were interst in Leipzigs Naby Keita, but Liverpool offered bigger wages Why they are such misers? Are they really content with Javi Martinez and Boateng?
Jeremiah Rodriguez
is this oc?
Jacob Garcia
Lol, maybe if you're Dänisch.
Jeremiah Rivera
Martinez and Boateng are way different (and also way better but that is irrelevant right now) players than Keita, though.
Chase Evans
>kroner
Henry Johnson
no
Hudson Scott
This
Joshua Rivera
your predictions for paris-bayern?
Brayden Reyes
PSG wins 4:1
Jose Lopez
...
Ian Kelly
okay
Luis Rodriguez
Bayern win 3:2
Adam Long
hello i am here now
Jayden Davis
okay
Ryder Brown
hello konata, checked
Luke Cox
hello? well its monday, nothing happens
TOMORROW though..................
Luis Garcia
ayyy i watch only buyern and borussia games and didn't know keita is actually a midfielder kek
Gavin Lewis
...
Brandon Howard
rude
Lincoln James
you're welcome, m8
Juan Garcia
Repeat of 1871
Justin Richardson
Have u ever noticed that, depending on you're perspective, the guy could be kicking with either his left or right foot?
Adrian Robinson
thats his penis
Ryder Morales
That's a big dick
Blake Nguyen
4u
Lucas Smith
i dont get it
Daniel Rogers
Bayern = Prussia Paris = Paris
Brody Phillips
>Bayern = Prussia kys
Henry Peterson
The decisive battle of the war was fought in Sedan though. The whole war then turned into a big stalemate, in which the Germans besieged Paris but were unable to take it by force, while also fighting a protracted guerrilla war in the countryside.
Anthony Mitchell
h-hi!
Chase Evans
>got my tickets against MongGladbach #FILU
Julian Allen
hello
Jaxon Hernandez
Shut up nerd Well bavaria is just a way better version of prussia so yeah it's a stretch
Tyler Evans
Laursen starting for PSV tonight.
Luis Howard
Have you ever been to Germany?
Tyler Price
>Well bavaria is just a way better version of prussia so yeah it's a stretch
I usually attribute your cretinous comments to your lack of formal education and inferior American mutt genes, but you really need to either stop posting, or read up on everything.
Joshua White
Ok Denmark, what is this? You either enter a championship playoff or you go the relegations one. Why can't you just have a normal league rules...
Thomas Taylor
ditch Bayern and concentrate on Dortmund instead.
Reminder that Bayern betrayed Prussia and tried to sell Austria to the French.
ami go home.
Adam Wilson
leeewd
Liam Gutierrez
It's the same meme structure as in Belgium. Good thing is there is only one team that goes directly down after the relegation playoff, while two other teams play against 2nd and 3rd in the 1st Division.
Levi Brooks
Yes Julian pls
Dominic Robinson
>implying any of the amerifats on here actually contribute something >implying its not just lazy ass shitposting and tennis waifus
Tyler Allen
And the championship playoff is very simple. The teams keep their points and play each other home and away. No groups or knockout games, just a smaller league.
Mason Thompson
once this is answered, i stop shitposting on bundes
John Perry
>American hiding his embarrassing lack of knowledge behind >I was only le shitposting guys lololololo trolled you all pretty well, huh??? What an embarrassment you are, holy shit!
