Write a new Simpsons plot that doesn't suck

Write a new Simpsons plot that doesn't suck..
I'll wait.

The whole family has sex with each other.

>Implying that wont be a suck fest

>bleeding heart lisa becomes sympathetic is muslim terrorists
>starts communicating with one
>falls in love and gets tricked to flying out to syria
>homer has to rescue her
>2 part episode

Bart becomes a street artist and Homer learns about Small Claims Court and begins a spree of frivolous lawsuits against the citizens of Springfield, Judge Judy guest stars.

I refuse to believe they haven't done this yet

Marge:
>Homer, we're in Undertale!

Bart gets caught wearing Lisa's underwear and Marge gets BLACKED.COM

>Lisa kills herself
>Marge loses her voice permanently
>Bart get's a heavy dose of meds and a whoopin and straightens up
>Maggie stays the same
>Homer stays the same

Show ends and people with taste understand why and rejoice and this show's long suffering finally ends.

>Then why did you kill my brother?
D'oh!

Homer gets an iPad. It gets stolen but Lisa helps him use a tracking app to find who took it.

Meanwhile, Bart uses an iPad to trick the townspeople of Springfield into believing there is a child trapped at the bottom of a well.

I'm positive all of this or something similar has already happened.

>Homer get ipad
>Marge get ipad
>Bart get ipad
>Lisa get ipad
>Even Maggie get ipad
That's it, that's the episode

Moe's Tavern becomes a hit with millennials when he begins offering free wifi.

B-plot involves Marge becoming a mommy blogger.

Bart starts making youtube videos summarizing the past episodes of their lives.

>Homer walk in and funny scream

Flanders sexually assaults Lisa

Most realistic idea of the thread goes to you.

Could honestly picture this as a Nu-Simpsons episode.

pewdiepie is there for some reason and performs a musical number with the townsfolke

snowball II gets feline aids and Homer kicks Ned really hard in the dick because he felt like it

>Ben Affleck is a co star in a treehouse of terror episode
>The Simpsons invite Ben to dinner
>Ben doesn't like Marge's dinner because it's haram
>Homer makes a comment on Islam
>"Islam is stupid"
>Ben gets mad and calls homer a islamophobe
>ben goes on a allahu rampage with the kitchen knife
>he beheads homer first then Marge, Bart and Lisa
>Flanders hears the screaming and calls the police
>ben fucks Maggie in the butt and tells her she's gonna be his bride
>officer wiggum arrives at the scene and shoots ben in the head
>the media blames itchy and scratchy for being violent and not islam
>the end

>that episode where lisa wants to meet the female pilot because she bombed 70 mosques

lisa is confusing sometimes

Homer and Marge get into BDSM relationship after 50 Shades of Grey. In B-plot Milhouse gets advice from Marlon Brandos ghost on how to woo Lisa. George Takei does guest voice.

Neoliberalism is often criticized as focusing on superficially progressive things (like female enlistment) and remaining conservative/problematique where it really counts (like the war on terror).

>Bart denies the Holocaust in school
>gets in trouble
>Homer decides to punish him by taking him to a Holocaust museum
>Homer puts the pieces together and realizes it didn't happen
>Holocaust memorial people freak out and pay him in donuts to not tell anybody

Bart takes his meds is already an episode.

bart goes to south america and is surprised to see graffiti of himself smoking joints

sideplot: UNA VELA

90's Simpsons was hella Sup Forums by today's standards.

It was a different time.

I can see the old Simpsons doing this shit

I can see the new Simpsons doing this shit

>Simpsons decide to go to Philadelphia
>End up in Pittsburgh but thats a-okay cause Ben Roethlisberger and Wiz Khalifa are there to show them around.

>during an argument Bart angrily refers to Homer as "homo"
>Lisa, appalled by this, arranges it so that Bart learns about the long history of LGBTQ activism
>episode concludes with Bart tearfully regretting his actions as he lays flowers at the Stonewall Inn
>guest appearances include Ellen DeGeneres and Frank Ocean

>Ben Roethlisberger guest starring

No rape jokes no go.

Bart discovers a forbidden website with pranksters called Quad-Chan and causes mischief in the real life and meeting the owner, The Mastermind

Guest starring Christopher Poole as the MasterMind

hey i just moved to philadelphia

I have the same frame. Weird.

It's a future episode where Bart becomes a NEET and gets a job out necessity when Homer gets fired.

B-Plot: Lisa is unhappy with Milhouse.

Goddamnit Sup Forums, other than the rape ones these all sound real

Moe installs Datr, a dating app to find a partner

Lisa falls in love to a right wing boy in his school despite being revolting and a white man.

this would be too meta and lulfourthwall for them to do it but i would absolutely love to see this happen. they could just do the same thing with some in-universe icon replacing bart, like maybe itchy and scratchy smoking joints. anything about the south american culture of turning cartoons into stoners would be awesome

>comic books guys even nerdier cousin moves into town and introduces him to redditchan.org
>he's shocked by how pathetic they are even compared to him and questions whether he should remain a nerd or become a normal functioning person