Jean-Luc, did I ever tell you about the time a transporter accident created a clone of me...

>Jean-Luc, did I ever tell you about the time a transporter accident created a clone of me? He was stranded completely alone on a planet for 8 years. Later, he became a terrorist and ended up in a concentration camp. He was a good friend.

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A Riker with no puss is a terrible thing.

WAIT TILL YOU TASTE MY FUNGILLI

>Patrick, did I ever tell you that the writers seriously considered killing me off that episode and replacing my character with his clone? Data would have become the new first officer and I would be just the lieutenant. You see after 7 years they were completely out of ideas. They were good friends.

>make fun of Barclay for playing 3 musketeers with everyone
>waifus his engineering instructor
Geordi was the biggest cunt in TNG.

>Spock, did I ever tell you about the crew of the Enterprise as I knew them in my universe? Regrettably, it doesn't really matter as we will never see any of those incarnations again. They were all good friends.

>Jim, did I ever tell you about the time I arrrrghaaaahuu--

Are the Titan novels worth reading? I like Riker and always felt like he got the short end of the stick on TNG.

Jesus christ this is depressing.

> Data now permanently in red
Pls

>kirk falls down a cliff and dies
LOL

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>Barclay slightly stutters when speaking in front of a group
>they all stare at him as though hes a pedophile inflicted with leprosy

Live on the bridge, die by a bridge.
Pottery.

that would've been a good idea cuz riker had no where to go as a character after bobw

apart from killing riker that'd be shit

;_;

Agreed. At the point after BOBW Riker should have been promoted to Captain for saving Planet Earth. IMO the show tried to have their cake and eat it by keeping PIcard and Riker and they were worse off for it.

>when you dedicate your life to impersonating someone without sacrificing your personal beard grooming style

>when Picard tries to tell the others to stop picking on Barcklay but ends up calling him Broccoli

desu it's lucky Shatner doesn't have real people feelings because he probably would be pretty sad these days.

He just spends his time shitposting on Reddit and watching TV shows these days. Seems fun enough.

Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, but why is he climbing the mountain?

to HUG the mountain. to ENVELOP

... the mountain

he wants to make love to the mountain.

Geordi was a dick, he was even a dick to senile Picard.

I always thought this was a reference to Spock's double also having a goatee

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they could have made tng's wrath of khan out of this concept

if it happened on the teevee or the movie screen, it's canon
if it happened in the books or comics or games or whatever, it's not canon
the animated series, along with in-universe 'non-fiction' books like starship technical facts & diagrams, are only sort-of canon, yet to be confirmed or dismissed

>Computer, tell me, if I were to use the transporter to move any type of matter, would it be possible to use the transporter to convert said matter into energy that can be re-used for other ship functions...like say..... the food replicators?

>"Affirmative."

>Good.
>Computer, now I want you to create a large dinning room. Seats for lets say arouuuuuuunnnd, 10 people. Extra fancy. Something royalty would feel at home in.
>Computer, use the transporter to beam one Wesley Crusher, and store his signal in the transporter buffers, Picard override code 38463-Bravo
>Now, Computer, contact all senior staff currently aboard the enterprise and inform them that Im hosting a special dinner in honor of our recent accomplishments aboard the Enterprise. Inform them that Wesley Crusher has helped prepare the main course.
>Now begin analyzing recipe "Barclay #16-Roast Beef ala Wesley" and make sure to only produce the recipe from the energy currently stored in the transporter buffers.
>Once all of the senior staff enter the holodeck I want the doors to lock, Riker Overide code 337367-Alpha Omega. But do it discreetly computer!

>Oh, and Computer, send a second message to the senior staff. Tell them dinners in 10, and to expect LOTS of brocolli.

>Disengage safety protocols.

>Computer open program "It Ain't Me", timecode 02293
>replace all vietnamese infantrymen with tiny versions of Commander Riker
>keep the buck teeth
>computer, analyze the last transport of Counselor Troi
>synthesize the exact molecular compounds found in her colon
>replace napalm bombardment at timecode 02399 with bombs filled with this mixture
>move beginning point to an American Army UH1 Helicopter
>please add an M60 Machine gun to the door of the helicopter
>disengage safeties
>run program

hahaha

The wiki synopses' are. It seems like by the Titan books paramount or whoever had decided to maintain a continuity. The Borg stuff kinda makes me want to check the books out.

no o the ideas wasn't to kill Riker, it was that Will Riker would be promoted to Captain another ship but Tom Riker would stay aboard the Enterprise.

This is true, he was also unnecessarily terse to Old Scotty when he wanted to help in ship\s engineering after they found him crashed on that Dyson Sphere

Fuck Scotty.
Nothing worse than people with outdated knowledge trying to help.

NO, you are not being helpful you are just being obnoxious and wasting people's times. Stuff advances, your education become worthless especially almost 100 years after. Fuck him.

Tfw he dies for a shit movie

In the books he escapes prison and bangs Sela, in some kind of shitty knock-off character orgy.

But the books are wack. Data owns a casino in them now.