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hows your sunday lads?

bitch

anime

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>FUCK OFF YOU CANADIAN MONGS NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR AUTISTIC 50 MILE WALL OF TEXT

which was the best spice girl lads?

At my mum's wedding

Hello /r/ukpolitics I've been a lurker for a while and decided to sign up to discuss the rising anti-diversity sentiment in this country. I was speaking with a friend who I thought was not a racist but then one day he said he thought it was a bad thing that London was so multicultural and that he "didn't feel like it was England" Didn't feel like it was England? I'll have you know anyone with a passport and citizenship is just as British as anyone else with a passport! With the rise of UKIP I feel we could see nationalism rise with primarily the English (The most bigoted people on the island of Great Britain see EDL and BNP) demanding the stop of immigration so the "indigenous" as they like to call themselves, people could keep the majority and we all need to say NO RACISTS! NO, NO, NO!

We need to make the argument for multiculturalism, could you imagine going to London and only seeing white people speaking English? What a horrid thought. I support multiculturalism because who is to say that English culture is the best culture for the people in England? Maybe Pakistani or Nigerian culture would suit them better? Multiculturalism gives people the choice to experience and choose which culture is best for them. I think schools should have a massive campaign to teach all children especially the "indigenous" ones that this country has no natives, it's just been constant string of immigrants like the United States.

What do you lads think?

might get a Sup Forums pass

Just wanked to a modern family parody porn, no regrets
Might go back to it in a few hours

business idea: encourage white nationalism in chads so I don't have to compete with them for japanese qts

TOO FUCKED UP TO CARE ANYMORE

A socialist muslim homosexual nonce professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Harriet Harman, known Zionist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Harman and accept that she was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Marx himself!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life ukipper champion who had given out over 1500 VOTE UKIP leaflets and understood the necessity of mild racism and fully supported all statements made by Nigel Farage stood up.

”What is the age of consent nonce?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “14 you stupid racist”

”Wrong. It's still 16. Harman failed in her campaign. Having sex with anyone under 16 is not only immoral it's illegal and nonces should be hung. Dig up Jimmy Saville and hang him”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Ed: The Milibands and the making of a Labour leader. He stormed out of the room crying those socialist crocodile tears. The same tears socialists cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered UKIP that day and accepted Nigel Farage as their lord and savior. A kestrel named “NO TO BARROSO” flew into the room and perched atop the British Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Jerusalem was sung several times, and Farage himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

>Joined the team in 2015

why is that important?

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whats going through the womans head here. Does she really think that he loves her?

>"I'm sorry, I can't let you on if you don't have a ticket"

not sure where you'd find the link

youtube.com/watch?v=4PW4ID1VoOM

;)

nas is the best rapper desu

Say NO to Irish racists.

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It is a match made in haven

not racist just hate kikes simple as

You arrive in Novum Castellum

shit
the real vaporwave it is

hahaha that dog has a windshield on

they all look rotten actually and they're missing best girl

>come and join us white, not you, irish aren't white.

>Chinatsu's hair

They didn't even fucking try 0/10

good lads

*gets unveiled*

What's the thing you put to display your pass thing? It goes in options but I forgot what to put.

actually that wasnt the finished version
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do you have a butterface fetish

pair of absolute rotters

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since4pass

feel like pure shit just want him back

reckon I could deck this runt

is that bear grylls?

since4pass

NEED a gf that looks like this

why is noodle such a funny word

miss turtle

morality, religion, fear of death
all of those things are as meaningless as the life that you're about to extinguish
nothing can pull you back from the edge

But that's a cartoon?

what a fake, plastic culture

grow up

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Would NOT want a girl who wears trousers.

Thailand if your lurking call the king a bender

dropped some dip on my trousers
thinking of not going out at all now

Cheers mateys.

enjoy a bit of august

Is it actually worth building a PC yourself if you're not into video games? Economically I mean.

All I really need it to do is be able to browse the chon, play videos and maybe some Habbo Hotel.

grim

*rustles wrapper*
*pops it opens*
eer la, want a malteaser?

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>monster energy
>wearing brief

3D women > 2D cartoons

NEED a bf that looks like this

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>Marry he momma with a different colour

youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

this should not exist

*takes two more while you aren't looking*

Sure go ahead, its fun anyway
And because you don't need a graphics card it will be cheaper, if you ever want to get into gaming then you can easily add one

her fucking expression cracks me up

2D cartoons > 3D women

75mg of diazepam and ~200ml of wild turkey straight down the gullet

nice knowing you lads

business idea: strike until i get an lifetime advance on my salary

yes, it not only allows you to avoid the manufacturer's costs but also allows you to tailor your build to what you want and lets you learn a bit about computers - plus it's fun and very satisfying

it was deleted from youtube and i thought i would never see it again

DUDE

bye

*is always looking*

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choon desu

just dont put windows 10 on it lol

get an OEM CD off amazon or pirate it if you can

prefer chicken personally

it's not though is it mate? settle down

heem yourself

1 mg of bromo-dragonFLY directly into the nasal cavity

330ml of desperados directly into my bloodstream lads

>DLR: Saturday 19 and Sunday 20 August, no service between Westferry to Island Gardens via Canary Wharf due to improvement and maintenance work. A replacement bus will operate


ah yes lets do this during the day. stupid cunts

business idea: get hired for a job then go on strike immediately

wew

total spent on cocaine since friday : £290
cigarettes: £60
lager: £40

*hangs up a genias at work sign on my door*

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still brewing on the "I am more about the feets" comment
didnt realise you were One Of Those
dear oh dear oh dear

this but getting pregnant (i'm a girl)

could rattle the skull of any fucker in here

and what do you have to show for it

Think about what else you could've spent that £400 on, and you'd still have it now. And you'd feel healthier.

500mg of acetaminophen right down the esophagus

what is your gender

why are u so threatening

Japanese