Hah! No blasted letters today

>Hah! No blasted letters today.

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What was Vernons endgame?

>this is 10/10 in england

>In 2015, Vernon signed an online petition to reinstate Jeremy Clarkson as host of the television programme Top Gear, claiming it was the only reason he paid for a television licence.

Literally /ourguy/

Cheesecottage [when you're older, you'll understand]

>Implying you wouldn't

/yourguy/, user

someone sounds a little jealous of superior anglo genes

I grinned like a mad man at that part. Most of the theatre had no idea what was coming but I had studied enough cinema to know where that was headed.

The thousands of letters shooting through the fireshoot was absolute bliss for me.

God the entire opening scenes of this movie are pure confection.

Marwood.

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What is it you have to do to give your child a triangle face?

>that feel when actually find Benedict aesthetic

make your baby practice head stands from an early age

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>Most of the theatre had no idea what was coming but I had studied enough cinema to know where that was headed

desu he is

There's something oh, so je ne sais quoi about a firm young carrot, wouldn't you agree?

That scene made me so ridiculously uncomfortable.

Those are all commoners compared to the one true demi-goddess

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>The thousands of letters shooting through the fireshoot was absolute bliss for me.
>thousands of letters shooting through the fireshoot
>shooting through the fireshoot
>fireshoot

Being part of the dullest franchise?

You wouldn't have a choice. He means to have you even if it be by burglary.

Well what do you call them?

>fireshoot

Well gee Achmed, we call them 'Chimneys'

The Prometeus Chute.

>chimneys
Sounds bloody weird mate, you southern?

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i'll fuckin hook you in the gabba m8, ram your tits right up ya old ma's flue.

She looks disgusting now, what changed?

fookin wot m8 i'll shove me foot up yer bleedin fireshoot ya bellend

I want her to stare at me like that while I jerk off to her feet!

she has disgusting feet though

I want to sensually rub and cum on her eyebrows

Man you really need to re-evaluate your standards, I even bet you're single

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she peaked

He was probably trying to escape one of the dullest franchises in history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King

nice pasta

>In 2015
He died in 2013