Official Manchester City vs Shakhtar Match Thread

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First for /WAXTAP/

RING RING
it's waxtap

*ring*

Shakhtar: Who cares

>Delph

ayy lmao blooters incoming

>city starting: 3 Hues, 3 English
>waxtap starting: 5 Hues, 5 Ukrs
>city bench: 1 Hues, 1 English
>waxtap bench: 3 Hues, 3 Ukrs

pretty symmetry

>spend £2bn on fullbacks
>delph is starting

>60% empty stadium
so, this is the power of the """"""""""premier""""""" league

It's the power of having to do full bag searches because of terrorist attacks in manchester

Etihad always takes until like 15 minutes after kickoff to fill up because of the shit stewarding`

Go based separatists!
Death to poop and his islamist mercenaries

>It's the power of having to do full bag searches because of terrorist attacks in manchester
I heard Agüero and Romero saying the police even checks their bags, is it because they are brown or that's just normal there?

It's because all south americans are probably drug smugglers desu :)

I want to make fuck with you.

based alpha mascot kid winking at the camera

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DAAAAAAAAAA CHAAAAMPIOOOONS

Nice one boys

a bit rude to be honest

>Fred
>Bernard

Why are there more manc lads in the Shaktar team?

pls gieb stream

google.com

r/soccerstreams desu

it's the one thing plebbit's good for

Thank you based Britland

Some of the porn subs are decent tbqh

8 Brazilians on the pitch

R/breeding

Aguëro to become City's leading goalscorer of all time tonight lads

lmao how was that off

No

lmao liverpool

>Offsideguero

KDB these last few weeks though

Why is Jesus always offside

Fucking hell wha a miss

Ref has been fucking atrocious so far, one of the kind that awards diving.

Also fucking hell Kev

What is wrong with Walker today?

Thankfully Waxtap are shit at finishing

YES

United>Shity

>BT Commentators

>Why aren't City 10 ahead?
>Why hasn't pep scored a hat-trick?
>Why are Waxtap playing well?

Shaktar are a good team, they beat Napoli, same shit on the BBC ffs

This Ismaily guy is tearing Walker apart. City should buy him next season.

I take it you don't follow the premier league

Chernobyl still fucking you people up huh?

Well, that was boring

Waxtap playing good as always

Bernard is amazing

Next on breaking news: The sun raises in the east.

Is he really or are you memeing?


He played for my club in brazil (atletico mineiro)

got sold to waxtap and flopped hard at the WC and never heard from him again

would be nice to see him doing well

is our man kdb doing well?

He did very good things tonight, good drives, dribbles, threatening passes, he even defends quite well

Yeah, apart from missing a decent chance.

Like 3 11/10 passes squandered by blind linesman or shitty finishing.

He was through on goal with the keeper on the ground and put it wide with no one near him.

Been a bit toothless defensively.

Basically, it's like last season.

Waxtap was always a pretty decent Besiktas tier team. I'm not surprised.

Come on Leroy

>that shit plastic atmosphere

>France

BIG KEV

Dayum KDB

FOOTBALL IS TOO EASY FOR KEV

...

THE BROWN

Shit keeping tbf

That's that bet down the loo

not gonna lie i may have had a little sex wee

balloon door when?

Waxtap are a decent side though, if they're lucky they might even make the Europa league quarter finals

Raheeeeemmm coming on soon

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Goal, not downloading it and reuploading on this shitty wifi

For a City player? I don't think so Tim

We have better atmospheres in Domino's Ligue 2

Jesus career ending 54' sub kek

RAZ

That pass was nuts

Delphino

>Sterlel

Raheem what the fuck

What a fucking throw

This has 1-1 written all over it

PENULTY!

They won with Napoli, they will fight for 2nd place.

expat or qatari?

lel

>Sterlel

Jesus would've scored that

knew he was missing that, took too long

Just here for a 3 week software dev contract, cmon Serge

>mfw Aguero never scores for City again

Aguero likes anime

Jesus wouldn't have made the run in time

QT

WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE TO DO TO FUCKING SCORE

Do you fuck you snail eating sandnig This

>Toothinho

>City doing city
lel

Gundogan gone do em

ref not giving any penalties after he fucked up the one he gave lol

Sane is too greedy when he's on the wing

Raheeeeeemmmmmm

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Is hitting the bar before the goal really needed?

He's top of the league

thought he was gonna sky that, nice work by b silva though

What shoes? w2c