If they remade American Psycho who would you cast to be Patrick Bateman

If they remade American Psycho who would you cast to be Patrick Bateman.

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Christian Bale

A big guy

Lol god dammit.

Idris Elba

Finally, a black murderer. POC audiences will finally have that.

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Michael Cera

Amy Schumer

him

Jesse Heisenberg

I hate that mother fucker. No offense

Why remake a film from 17 years ago?

Michael B Jordan for diversity

>tfw plebs would just compare Patrick Bateman to Jordan Belfort

If they can remake a Spider-Man movie ever 2 years I don't see why not. That's Hollywood talking.

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Donnie Chump

Sam Rockwell

Jared "Damaged" Leto

Dan Stevens.

Honestly, him in The Guest made me think he could do it.

Michael Fassbender would be a good secondary choice but honestly I choose Fassbender for almost everything

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Andrew Garfield

Paul Allen. I hit him with an axe to the face.

>reminder Bale was 25-26 when he played Bateman
>tfw can't think of any good actors around that age

Daniel Radcliffe

Who else but the classic?

this felt like the spiritual sequel to American Psycho anyway. just from a different POV (guy that starts out poor)

>My face

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Better question, if they did remake it, what scenes from the novel that aren't in the film would you like to see adapted?

seconding paul dano

All the tranny shit, do doubt.

Whenever he tries to reach into a hookers mouth but she won't open up so he gets a drill and drills her mouth open then reaches into her mouth and throat and just starts pulling at shit. That's the main thing I remember from the book.

>Please insert cat

>all those male suggestion
Wow, sexist much?

This role is clearly made for a strong womyn.

"Yeah American Psycho 2 is really good.

Leonardo deCaprio of course.

>this felt like the spiritual sequel to American Psycho anyway.
100%. Thought I was the only one who saw that.

How?
They deal with totally different themes.

never thought about it like that before
fuck

I actually would pay again to watch a psycho qt.

Tom Cruise

To this day I still don't understand the meaning of that scene. Director's random quirk? Bale going nuts?

Where he plays doctor on the kid at the zoo or whatever

>Bale going nuts?
Pretty much yeah. If I remember in the book at that point he's just aimlessly wandering the streets, throwing up and raving at strangers.

I'd love to see his holiday at the beach house with his girlfriend.

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