/hoc/ ''Patrik Laine or Dale Weise?'' edition

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>OP is so dumb he can't even count to 500 correctly

The Finn posted one second before me. This be nothing but a simple miscalculation in my otherwise flawless plan to slowly assimilate /hoc/ to my will.

I'm fucking loopy today. Please forgive me lads.

For me its Jesse 'Bonaqua' Puljujärvi.

why do we have 3 threads below bump threshold

>other thread has 5 posts and 2 IPs

>look at them having conversation
wew lad you need to take a chill pill

you seem upset

ok I from other thread and we will destroy you if you don't take your gay monkey and your non-sports related comments back to your subreddit

I thought you were the upset one

>mad
>at munkees

>cries about offtopic replies
>makes one himself
/hoc/ is full on autismo mode this morning

it's the reddit schizo what do you expect

>giving us a free (you)
thanks friends! :)

@78548726
i dont recall giving you a gawd damn thing

Is this the real thread

tfw ahl preseason tomorrow

no we should be recycling that hours old devlols thread

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you dont meme arrow the truth

>we should be posting in a schizo thread
>truth

if you want to cry about posting rules take it up with hiromoot

that's not a rule

not up for you to decide mate

it's not a rule. if you think it is a rule what number do you think it is?

its number mods = gods

>tfw your thread wins the thread war thanks to two autists arguing

>two threads
good job idiots

>another person that can't count

takes an autist to know autist
hockey

>being so scared to make an offtopic post that you say hockey at the end of it

what would you call all the other posts ive made in this thread retardbro

you guys are in the wrong thread

>bro

Give me a (You) or your favourite team does worse than the 2016-2017 Colorado Avalanche

Im not messing around

Joke is on you. "My team" was about to do worse than the 16-17 Avalanche. Thanks for guaranteeing that they won't ;^)

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78548987
The Avs are my favorite team and it's impossible for them to do worse

Will not negotiate with terrorists, fuck off

Teppo Winnipeg

>poolumbus

>leafs
I know in my heart they won't even make the playoffs

>laffs

is /hoc/ fueled by autism?

Hey i recognize that tongue

>80% of the nhl squad glolden knights can't even beat an ahl team

what went wrong?

>what went wrong?
your choice to put any weight on preseason games

No its fueled by refreshing BonAqua(Tm).

reddit opinion

the red wings will lose in the SCF this year, thereby prolonging the start of their rebuild and further degrading into mediocrity

what catastrophic event erases the other 15 teams from the eastern conference?

puck luck

>red wongs
>getting anywhere close to the SCF let alone playoffs

its the only thing that could make this season worse, desu

Also its not until later in mid-season when we even will know how teams actually do. A few wins or loses in early season or even streaks of winning or losing is pretty meaningless.

Pierre Luc dubois has 3 goals and 5 points
How blown the fuck out do you think pulju is

rye > weat

did the poojackets GM instinctively recognize a finnish bust?

this

Yes he’s a Finn himself Jews make good bread

Finns have a distinct sense to root out shitty hockey players and know when they are busts that however comes with age, usually the 40 year olds and older have it

Finns too

Post yffw Redwings go on a 25 year playoff drought to balance out the streak

i humbly reject your opinion
/hoc/ is for WHEATS

They are already on the two year drought

wut

It’s been two years since they have been in the playoffs don’t you know how this works they last went in 2015 it’s now 2017

Shit nvm

I humbly reject your rejection. Rye has occupied /hoc/ for weeks now

Don’t know how they did it in 2016 but they did

>he doesn't wheats

>Rye has occupied /hoc/ for weeks now
i refuse to believe that pic related has infiltrated /hoc/ for any period let alone weeks

She doesn’t know

>not naan
embarrassing

What would be Roose Bolton's hockey team of choice?

>i refuse to believe
Good

eleven (11) bettman points

>rags probably
>causes butthurt despite very little success
>run by scummy jews
>doesn't give a shit about fans
>inferior to little brother islanders

>implying it would be Crosby-the-flayer' Penguins.
>20 Good men

>bolton
>successful
'no'

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?

Mine is that I watched whole season of Paradise
hotel Sweden.

Guys how do you get shit on a toilet seat that is crusty and hard? Asking for a..... no nvm I’ve got to shit and it’s the only open stall

>caps finally overcome penguins
>get swept in the semis
cap this post

Literally who can beat Barkov?

>unironically cheated their way to the Warden of the North spot
>Penguins unironically cheated their way to a stanley cup

By the bluejackets or the rags

I watched 6 episodes of entourage

Good post and even gooder pulju dubs
Eating rye bread right now with kalles mätitahna, this is much much saltier than i remembered

me on the left

Watched the entire Winnipeg jets season

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>pissburgers
laughing pretty hard at the rust belt tbhwymgf

vomited on myself multiple different times

Are manlet goalies the future of hockey?

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Thanks for the support Finland.
And thank you #2 for buying Kalles, I hope you're enjoying it

Injuries.
Without injuries the barkov line will be unstoppable this year.
But its guaranteed at least one of the three will get injured smdh

its not fair the the pens get malkin AND crosby

depends if you are the same faggot who thought the threshold for manlet goalers is below 6'1