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My personal favourite moments. Also when Merry and Pippin are distracting the Uruk Hai
'it's working'
'i know it's working, run!'
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If you haven't listened to this before do it, there are versions that has better audio, and the intro/outro. Ian Holm as frodo and Bill Nighy as Sam.
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Xth for why didn't they try harder to take the ring to the undying lands where all the maiar could lock it up
GONDOR THEME INTENSIFIES (starts at 0:45)
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RIDE NOW! RIDE, RIDE FOR RUIN, AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!
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The Ents are going to war....
Gamling, follow the king's banner down the center
Grimbold, take your company right, after you pass the wall
Arise, arise riders of theoden!
Spears shall be shaken
Shields shall be splintered
A sword-day, a red day
ERE THE SUN RISES
DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATH
DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATH
DEATH
FORTH EORLINGAS
*HORNS FUCKING BLOW*
*VIOLINS INTENSIFY*
*ORCS GET COMPLETELY FUCKED*
That was some Polish cavalry at the Gates of Vienna-type shit.
Cried the first time
And every time since
Maybe I just want to
die a hero in battle
i dont have much content but i fucking love lotr
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why is he so perfect?
i think im out of lotr content
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appreciate the contribution
Can someone tell me what this is? This isn't the book verbatim, is it?
> tfw I've been re-watching my favorite lotr scenes
> tfw I decided to do the same with the scenes I remember liking from the Hobbit
oh wait i found one more
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>be me
>born under the Two Trees
>my hair capture their light inside them, be beautiful af
>this edgy elf-prince falls for them, wants one of my hair
>tell him to fuck off because I am an edgy teen myself
>he is a great craftsman though so he captures the light of the Trees himself in some crystals to fap to
>whatever
>he gets increasingly paranoid over someone stealing them
>eventually this evil god shows up and kills his father, fucks up the trees and steals the gems
>massive shitstorm
>fast forward 8000 years
>2 civil wars, 3 genocides, millions dead, two continents obliterated, a dozen civilizations and races lost later all this bullshit seems about to come to an end
>the gems are destroyed and the last Maiar follower of this asshole is about to get his shit rekt
>see we got his ring of power and we are going to destroy him forever
>this random dwarf shows up and likes my hair too
>he asks for a hair of my head
>dwarves are good craftsmen right?
>oh hell no, we are not doing this again
>give him a hair and two more for backup
graspin at straws now
but still fuckin love lotr
How many of those goblins that fled the Balrog in Moria would it take to actually kill the Balrog?
>Nighy
How am I supposed to say this?
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it's "nye-hee"
That's ridiculous. I'll continue to call him "Bill Nighty"
all of them
I unironically understand this feel. I am so worthless as a person, I just want to die, but I'd preferably die as a hero defending my people. Maybe I should just get my dad's shotgun and head off to the Middle East so I can get decapitated by ISIS.
So they could do it?
i dont know!! i hope not
i asked wolfram alpha and it said
"Wolfram|Alpha doesn't understand your query"
tolkien was way ahead of his time for certain
pls
jesus christ kid try the most basic of googling
The_Lord_of_the_Rings_(1981_radio_series)
I hope you can somehow provide proofs about the authenticity of this map friendo
like that just take out the T
naiee
Why was Elrond such a bitch? Just watched better men/elves get killed by Sauron while he stood by watching.
Didn't do jack during the War of the Ring either.
What a faggot. Why did he even get a ring? I mean fuck, his sons did more than he did.
>This isn't the book verbatim, is it?
I literally went ahead and listened to a random passage and new it wasnt a book verbatim on the first five words you peasant
Do you dare posting in these threads without having read the books at least 4 times each?
>that bit during the council of Elrond scene where Gandalf says some shit in Mordor language and all the elfs start getting sick
Can any bookfag explain this? Did Sauron give them PTSD?
>you'll never die next to your bretheren at the black gate buying frodo the time he needs
jdimsa ;_;
i have no proof i'm afraid
in atonement, have some dwarf tits
stop posting this cutie midget!
she makes me feel lonely so unloved more than any other .jpg out there ._.
I.. I almost accept your apology
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>tfw when listening to the fanmade audiobook
that's pretty accurate actually.
elves are very bitchy about stuff melkor created that includes black speech
they're more force senstive !
do i have to spoiler these?
i have like 30 and they get better...
>The change in the wizard's voice was astounding. Suddenly it became menacing, powerful, harsh as stone. A shadow seemed to pass over the high sun, and the porch for a moment grew dark. All trembled, and the Elves stopped their ears.
Sauron created the Black Speech.
>ywn follow daddy to get the family jewels back
;_;
>be an angel chilling in heaven vibrating sweet tunes all day
>some archangel can't vibrate worth a shit and gets royally buttmad
>decide to create a sandbox game out of boredom
>buttflustered archangel decides to literally fuck up the sandbox with edgy shit and also fuck around with the character creation parameters so everyone is ugly
>tell him to knock his shit off, but I'm having a genuine giggle over it
>decide to start playing the game as a fucking awesome demon made out of fire and shit
>wreck hundreds of puny NPCs
>can't log out, now I'm stuck as this demon
>NPCs are suddenly fucking me up
>they literally fucked up the archangel who was playing the game too
>hide in a dungeon to fast-forward time in the game until I can log out or something wtf
>some other angel disguised as an old geezer finds me and fucks me up (sweet battle tho)
>all my leveling wasn't worth shit since he was imba as fuck, he even respawned later
>I just wanted to vibrate again
friendly reminder that balrogs do NOT have wings, peter HACKSON strikes again
Leave the dead
being immortal means you have a lot of shit on your mind. you become apathetic, you despair. pic related
>His enemy halted again, facing him, and the shadow about it reached out like two vast wings.
>… suddenly it drew itself up to a great height, and its wings were spread from wall to wall
it's actually not 100% clear
this is the OFFICIAL canon dragon sizes, dont bother trying to argue with me
>like two vast wings
>like
he then references these shadowlike wings
>its wings (metaphor) were spread wall to wall
also I believe in the battle of unnumbered tears they were riding dragons, which would be silly if they could fly on their own
master race coming through
jeez
>be Feanor
>make the most beautiful gems ever in all of existence
>so beautiful Satan himself comes to steal them
>get mad, swear the most terrible oath that will ever be sworn in the history of the world
>former allies and friends are like "cool down bro, you're not thinking straight"
>kill them and steal their boats
>cross the ocean, get to the other side and burn the boats because this train has no brakes
>takes my entire people on a rampage all the way to the gates of Angband
>personally fight my way so deep into the enemy ranks I end up soloing nine Balrogs at once
>finally get struck down by Gothmog, lord of Balrogs
>my (many) children carry my dying body from the battlefield
>make them swear they nor their children nor their children's children will rest until we get those fucking gems
>set fire and blow away as ashes on the breeze as I die because of how FUCKING ANGRY I AM
MADMAN
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>know the Mines of Moria are fucked
>still let the Fellowship go through and risk the whole mission
why did Gandalf do this?
time was of the essence
I had this on CD back in the day, fucking nostalgia man.
why did they change who wanted to go in the movie
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I prefer Boromir's last words in the films compared to the book
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>nine Balrogs at once
sounds hot
we can all agree that book Faramir was a Mary Sue and movie Faramir is much better, right?
>I AM ANGRY
>ANGRY ABOUT GEMS
Do you know what a mary sue actually is? Because Faramir most definitely is not. The guy is constantly berated and gets his ass handed to him twice.
to make gandalf seem less of a retard
where else would they go? he had his theories but he hoped they could sneak in and out
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Several pretty obvious reasons. The first being that the paths he actually wanted to take, both less dangerous, were being watched and that they would be under constant assault along them.
He knew he couldn't be watched in Moria, but that they'd be in another sort of danger if spotted. The difference was, they weren't going to watched by the dangers there in the first place, so there was actually a chance of getting through unseen.
Now it didn't work out like that, but if I remember right, even in the books, them getting discovered in Moria was not his fault.
ok one more just for you
She did nothing wrong.
Impressive. Very nice.
Why didn't Gollum just stone Frodo to death after Sam left?
With one hand thou givest, with the left only. Open thy right hand.
What wouldst thou have more? Dost thou desire all the world for thy belly? I did not vow to give thee that. I am its Lord.
does it have a vagina?
If Melkor is supposed to be Satan and Eru is supposed to be God, then what was Ungoliant supposed to be?
her hunger is insatiable, even if you nut she will keep suckin
sounds great
correct, melkor promises her: Do as I bid, and if thou hunger still when all is done, then I will give thee whatsoever thy lust may demand. Yea, with both hands.
and then he tries to back out of it!:
Nay!' he said. Thou hast had thy due. For with my power that I put into thee thy work was accomplished. I need thee no more. These things thou shalt not have, nor see. I name them unto myself for ever.