I saw Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone at my local gym while they were in Los Angeles for a promotion for La La Land...

I saw Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone at my local gym while they were in Los Angeles for a promotion for La La Land. Emma was really cool and took pictures with me and a few of the workers that were there. The only thing I had a problem with was Ryan Gosling. I was getting a drink at the water fountain when a loud voice says "hey fuck off man you can't have my picture. " I was surprised it was Ryan and he was talking to me. I said "hey i didn't take your picture i was just..." He cut me off and said "uh uh a getting a drink." He pressed down on the faucet and started flicking the water with his forefinger directly in my face. I told him to chill out and that i was just trying to have a good workout. I apologized just to ease the tension but when I tried to shake his hand he ran away. Emma came up to me and apologized for Ryan.

the real villain here is the asshole who asks for pictures at a gym

Ryan is kind of a prick really. I worked in a Verizon store and one day he came in, saying his phone was broken and wouldn't start. When I asked him for any more details about the problem, he just said that I was "the scientist" and should figure it out myself.

Turns out the retard just let the battery completely die. I charged it up a bit and turned it on to make sure that was the only problem with it. He had six tabs of porn open and texts from someone dubbed "Big Momma." He told me not to tell anyone that he watches porn and offered me $50 to keep quiet. I told him I wasn't allowed to take money like that and he just looked around and then walked away.

Yeah everyone who's met Ryan knows he's a total douche. I saw him at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Hahaha, that's so classic Goose!

He's touched in the head or some shit.

I worked at a Dallas Whataburger around the time Drive came out, when Gosling, along with Emma Stone, Oscar Isaac, and Christina Hendricks came in for lunch.

Emma and Oscar just ordered some chicken sandwiches, Christina ordered a comical amount of food (three chicken sandwiches and two double Whataburgers with cheese and no pickles, a medium fry, and a drink gotta eat big to be big I guess), and Gosling, after I had to spoonfeed the concept of the menu to him, got a Double Whataburger meal.

We got them their food and they sat down, a minute later Goose comes storming up to the counter, saying we're all incompetent and we fucked up Emma's sandwich. She ordered no tomatoes and no mayo, Goose said we put tomatoes and mayo on it. That certainly being possible, I said we'd make her a new sandwich, correctly, and that they could have some apple pie things for the trouble.

I get the feeling Goose wasn't really listening to anything I said. He just went on about how we disrespected Emma, who was a beautiful, special woman who was a pioneer in "this business." If I wasn't a kino fan and knew who these people were, I'd have thought he was talking about fast food like she was the new Wendy's mascot.

I looked over to their table dumbfounded when Goose turned to gesticulate in that direction. Oscar was just wearily staring a hole in Goose, like he had dealt with this shit before, Christina was VERY focused on her food, obviously angry and obviously trying to ignore Goose's spectacle. Emma looked like she wanted to disappear into the booth.

We got them the new sandwich and four apple pies, and apologized for the trouble when I brought it to them. Emma thanked me for everything and told me not to worry about it, Oscar and Christina just said it was no trouble, and Goose was pouting.

Side Note: I noticed Christina didn't wait for her apple pie to cool, and ate it in about two bites. The woman is an animal.

The kicker is that, as they were leaving, Emma came up to the counter, apologized for Goose, and said there was nothing wrong with her sandwich. She offered to pay for the apple pies, I said not to worry about it.

Goose is a douche, really.

I worked security for the Only God Forgives premiere event in Cannes. Most guys I bumped into were cool. Mr. and Mrs. Refn were both cool, and Kristin Scott Thomas took a whole bunch of pictures for fans.

Goose was something else though. The main event of this film festival was Refn giving a speech about Only God Forgives. I'm at the barricade, just keeping an eye on the crowd and the red carpet and everything. We were told that the stars would walk in front of the photographers and to watch out for any shenanigans. I THINK they meant media bullshit, but Goose was the fucking problem.

Mrs. Refn guided him past a barricade, causing Goose to instead climb over it. I'm standing 10 feet away, and can see clearly that Goose tries to steal some woman's camera. The woman instinctively turns away, Goose tries to grab her, a man I'm assuming is the woman's colleague steps between them, Goose looks like he's about to swing on him when I manage to jump in between them and turn the colleague back. I felt someone shove me in the shoulder, and turn around to Goose yelling at me to do my job and throw the woman and colleague out for defending their cameras from this manchild. I said that wasn't going to happen, he said he'd kick my ass, and said if he didn't keep his ass on his side of the barricade for the rest of the event, I would deal with him physically. That obviously wasn't the most professional or de-escalating tact to have taken, but I was caught off guard by how ridiculous this grown ass man was acting over a professional photographer.

Refn, possibly seeing the situation was headed in the wrong direction, pulled Goose back behind a wall, "clobbered" him, and the event resumed and the night went on. Later, as we were getting everyone out of the building, Goose comes up to me and tries to start a fight. I tried to apologize for being rude earlier (though frankly I didn't give a fuck)

He wasn't hearing any of it and started on about "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" and shit. Refn saw what was going on and practically tackled Goose, walked him away, and calmed him down before shit got further out of hand. Refn apologized for Goose, saying he gets like that at shows because of stress or some shit. I told him not to sweat it and, in a much more polite way than this sounds, that dealing with upjumped retards was part of security.

I later found out Goose tried to get me fired, but the whole shitshow at Cannes was on video and my manager took my side.

>Mr. and Mrs. Refn were both cool
Confirmed fake

Classic Ryan Gosling

go back to /wwe/

About a month ago in the Walgreen's on Sunset and Vine in Hollywood I saw Ryan and Emma there. I took a photo of them and Ryan rushed up to me, grabbed me phone our of my hand an threw it as hard as he could on the floor, smashing it to pieces. I was shocked and speechless as he screamed at me "DON'T EVER TAKE A PHOTO OF ME, FUCKTARD!".
Then he stormed off. Emma followed him, but at least said "Sorry" to me as she left we him. It cost me over $300 to replace me phone.

The jerkiest celeb I ever met was Ryan Gosling. I was working on a story about a karaoke bar where Ryan’s sister happened to be a bartender. I was interviewing her and she was very cool, and she said, “You should get a quote from my brother. He’s right over there.” She brought me over and tried to introduced me to Ryan, at which point Ryan rolled his eyes and walked away from me.

I used to believe most celebrities were normal despite the crazy stories I hear on the internet, but now I can believe them after my encounter with Ryan Gosling.

Dude's a weird guy. I work as a waiter at a decent restaurant in LA and he came in this weekend with a bunch of friends.

I'll try to cliffs this:

>go up to their table and try to contain my excitement that I'm waiting on the Goose
>Goose looks at me and says he'll have a steak with ketchup
>All his weird folk/hipster friends order
>As I leave to go back to the kitchen, Goose walks behind me and tries to come in
>I ask him if he's looking for the bathroom
>He says no angrily and tells me he's there to cook his steak so the chef doesn't poison it
>I try to tell him he can't do that and assure him that no one will poison his food
>Goose ain't having it
>Manager comes and assures Goose his steak won't be poisoned
>Goose asks him if he wants his teeth kicked in
>Goose and his friends are kicked out
>When I go to leave that night, I see Goose across the street wearing the jacket from Drive
>He keeps zipping the zipper up and down as he watches me drive away

I was at my cousin's graduation ceremony. He was also there to see one of his relatives graduate. Ryan picked me up and threw me onto Canadian legend Leonard Cohen, who was there as a guest speaker. He then drove his knee into my back and made me recite a satanic prayer for baphomet before cutting a piece of my sleeve and putting it in his pocket. I had to stare at the floor during the entire ceremony, and occasionally he'd slide a piece of litmus under my face, right by my eyes, and told me to weep on it.

I saw Ryan Gosling in his house late at night one time when I was breaking into his house. I was busy marveling at the calcutta marble on the kitchen countertops when he burst into the room, yelling and waving a gun around. "Get on the fucking ground" this, "call the cops" that. By that time I was fully engorged with the spirit of the Lord and I approached him at full speed, the 21 foot rule firm in my mind. He fired once but it merely passed through my liver and bounced off my spinal column. I was so loaded with adrenaline and indignation that I was able to wrap him in a bear hug and wrestle him to the floor. "Ryan" I whispered, gripping him tight, "my hands are a little dirty"

by the time the cops arrived Emma and I were halfway to mexico... with marble countertops in tow

Disappointing Christina didn't get an A1 Thick and Hearty.

cool story bro, needs more milky ways

what the fuck is his problem?

hes reddit

why the fuck are there so many words in this thread? im not going to read

samefags everywhere

ryan gosling put his foot in my ass and said he was gonna wear me like a boot and stomped around for a while and put his weight on my spleen which is now bruised

rude imo

>he keeps zipping the zipper up and down

Fuckin kek

>>>/reddit/

crazy how many people here have run into ryan

>Kristin Scott Thomas took a whole bunch of pictures for fans.
confirmed fake

right? It almost sounds fake

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I also met Ryan a few years ago.
I was doing this charity thing for Christmas, where we would drive down to the homeless shelters in rural Pennsylvania dressed up as Santa and give people small presents and a bit of food.
So there I was serving food and minding my own business, when this really obnoxious middle aged guy starts yelling "Hands off the Goose! Hands off the Goose, get the fuck out of my way!" while he cut in line.
I said: easy there buddy, no need to rush there's enough boiled goose for everyone.
I looked a him a little closer, he was drunk had a receding hairline and was wearing glasses. I then noticed his face looked familiar, it was Ryan, he must have being shooting Blue Valentine at the time and was wearing the make up.

Don't you dare use that condescending tone with me fucko, And give me two whole boiled geese. No salt, no sauce, a pinch of pepper!

I can't do that sir, it's already seasoned and everyone gets a piece, you can choose if you want thigh- -

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA OF WHO I AM?

Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to le

He spat on the tray with the boiled geese

Hahaha now they're mine, he said as he took the piping hot tray and ran away. . .

That rascal is something else I tell you

Watched porn right there !?!?!? Holy FUCK #%$€>?£+!?&@¥

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what are you talking about Eva !?

Lol nice meme guys. Every story in this thread is fake.