RIGHT, I need 2 risotto, 4 lamb, 4 wellington, 2 salmon, and DON'T FUCK IT UP YOU WANKERS

RIGHT, I need 2 risotto, 4 lamb, 4 wellington, 2 salmon, and DON'T FUCK IT UP YOU WANKERS

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>everyone around Ramsay fucks up risotto

That's because risotto is a meme food and anyone who orders it doesn't deserve anything good.

What about dessert?

I'll get some ice cream out of the freezer.

WTF? Why?

ITS FUCKING FROZEN

Risotto is fucking great you NIGGER

As a chef I can tell you all these delicacies have different cooking time, so unless you want the customers to shit worms tomorrow morning you can forget to have all these dishes come out at the same time.
Expecially the Welly and the risotto (depending which specific risotto he's referring to, of course, never mentioned).
The lamb can be out soon enough though, chef Ramsey.

I don't fucking care if it's a physical impossibility! Just do it or GET OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU*voice crack*UUUUUUUUUT

i just noticed his fucking hands

i've got the wellingtons here chef

Sir, this isn't your resturaunt. You just wandered in off the street, walked into the kitchen, and started barking orders. Do you need help? Is there someone we should call?

C'MERE
YOU

this show gives me a stomach ulcer

it's total sadism

...

this

literally boxed rice is tastier than that shit

>makes another bowl of spaghetti

HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI IS IN THE BIN

LOOK AT IT.

look

LOOK

YOU KNOW WHO YOU SHOULD CALL? THE BLOODY HEALTH INSPECTOR. LOOK AT ALL THIS STALE COPYPASTA AND MOULD YOU PILLOCK
T O S S E R
O
S
S
E
R

NOW FUCK OFF

What are the comfiest seasons of Hell's Kitchen?

4 risotto, 2 wellington, 2 lamb, 4 salmon heard chef

ARE YOU FUCKING DAFT YOU FUCKING DONKEY
GET THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR EARS OR FUCK OFF OUT OF 'ERE

all of them you buffoon

...

PAN
Nice and hot

My sweet little whorish Gordon I did as you told me, you dirty little chef, and pulled myself off twice when I read your recipe. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, Gordon, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting star chef when every fuck drives one out of him. I think I would know Gordon’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick his out in a kitchen full of farting chefs. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat waitress's have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold commis chef would let off in fun in an empty restaurant at night. I hope Gordon will let off no end of his farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

Wtf is a Wellington?

GET
OUT

When is Fox bringing back Kitchen Nightmares or Hotel Hell? I find those type of Gordon's shows more entertaining.

chicken sandwich

Hey Chef
L'mask you somethin

yeah?

Hotel hell is the best dude

WATCH IT RAMSEY

>all the contestants in the current season who haven't been eliminated are all white

UGH... Not watching this.

>what is timing
You cook the ones that take longer first derp

I T ' S

R
A
A
A
W

Is that the best you can do?

youtube.com/watch?v=lxy1d0g2GcQ who was in the wrong here

>this faggot is still salty as fuck that Ramsay is huge while he's a literally who

Uhh it's fresh frozen, chef!

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Marco is an artist

youtube.com/watch?v=U-xCIstDBaI

Gordon's a hooligan.

my god this cunt is so far up his own ass

I AIN'T BO BITCH

>tfw your chef waifu is still in the comp
anyone who doesnt like Kimberley is a beta male who cant handle the bantz.

Donkey detected

Isn't that RAW

70s london was a different era. All the older generation chefs are from that bubble that kitchen were in at that time

I'll admit I laughed way too much at this.
Just thought you guys should know.

I really like her facial expressions
She a cute

holy kek

would Gordon Ramsay approve?

HI I'M AARON I'LL BE YOUR WAITER TONIGHT

>"I need a refire on this! It's fucking STUCK to the bottom of the FUCKING pan! You bloody idiot, when you remove the pan from the heat it cools down then when you place it back on the heat it sticks!

What if Gordon was a Salafi chef.

youtube.com/watch?v=AIqu5Dim-jU

Come here

>y-yes chef

I said come the FUCK here

>yes chef

What is that?

>that's salad dressing chef

And where the fuck is it?

>I-in the fridge sir

Jesus fucking Christ

What channel is that chicken from kek, this is some JoeysWorldTour level food here.

youtube.com/user/jakatak69 cooking youtube channel

this is his worst creation though youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

also he somehow has 300k subscribers even though a 5 year old can cook anything better than him

Stop using microwaves

shit why have i not seen this before

what's the one where the chick throws out a ton of food and Gordon is so fucking pissed his voice goes crazy high? they fucking killed me.

youtube.com/watch?v=-MAGfZ_hC6Y think youre talking about this @ 0:40

How much of this is scripted?

That is beautiful. What the fuck was she doing?

why is risotto even a thing?

inb4 replies about how the UK version is better in every way

>as a chef
>fires everything and goes for 100% at the same time

ya fuck off u work at olive garden

Thanks it's good you remembered that it is before any lecturing happened.

BLOODY HELL

HOW OLD IS THAT MEAT

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

3 possiblities why you think this

1. You can't cook for shit
2. You can't taste for shit
3. You can't afford good shit

CMERE YOU
>yes chef
MASKSUMTHIN
>what chef?
NOW FUCK OFF

man the hells kitchen episode intros are so FUCKING BAD

Better version:
youtu.be/xx0c6YyfGIo

F

Who cooked these cutlets?
This is a disgrace!
Look at them!

YOU WORK LIKE A PIG
YOU FRENCH PIG

ITS FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

Link me to this vid. can't find it

*busts through the kitchen door*

C'MERE U

*trashes whole dishes*

FUCKING RAAAW

*violently rubs head*

FUCK OFF

*screams at the guests*

UNBELIEVABLE

IS THAT?.....

PINK CHICKEN?


OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAWD

Ww2 bomber

A City in New Zealand

Fucking Gandhi's Flip-Flop

cook me a mussel
>euhhheh

it has a very short lifespan and turns to shit if it's served a second too late

They're supposed to come out differently you retard
>as a chef
>thinks all the orders are server simultaneously

I can't watch this kind of shows, it's too stressful and my blood pleasure goes all up

>As a chef
As a chef you would've learned how to properly time dishes a long fucking time ago so all the dishes of a given table go out at the same time.

Risotto ready, chef!

they're perfect though

A XIX century general.

YOU
YOU
YOU
YOU
YOU
C'MERE

Orders just about done chef, 5 more minutes.

Seeing as Paulie can't stand her I just want to see her outstay him just to see the look on his face, I can't stand that cunt. I doubt she will though.

CHICKEN CHEF.

PAN

DIRTY