Ocean's Eight

This is going to flop right?

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>eight
>they couldn't even think of eleven decent actresses in all of Hollywood

I really really like potatoes

>heist flicks are the most formulaic and easiest scripts to write

It's going to be hard to fuck up, unless they make it eight Mary Sues try to steal something.

They couldn't even manage eight
Or even manage to think of something original.

>he let's just hijack a pre-existing successful franchise but with wimmin cos of muh equality

>Implying they even got eight

Wow. Olivia Munn looks like THAT?

>Awkwafina

>three oscar winners have to share billing with a nigger that was in a movie about a board game, and obese poo in loo, and awkwafina
>awkwafina

I like heist movies, I hope this turns out well, but I would bet on it.

Haha, I forgot they were making this. Yeah, it's gonna flop.

Imagine being a dick magnet like that and instead being Rodger's beard. lel

>Sandra Bullock as Danny Ocean's estranged sister

sounds like the water company

why wouldn't you put julia roberts in this?

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>Rihanna

Yassss slaayyyyy baeeeee
Yassss

Bitches tits look like pancakes

>Rihanna
>Awkwafina

At least try to pretend that you care.

MY VAG

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>that lineup

Hahaha i cant wait for the new memes this shit will create

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>Awkwafina

Yes user, there are 8 on that list.

Wtf is an awkwafina?

I can't wait for this to flop
The memes will have reddit shaking in their crocs

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>Awkwafina
>google it and it's not a nigger but an american born chink rapper

Oh jesus fucking christ

Oh.

I think this is unironically evidence that women were a mistake

jesus christ

I have been stuffing Japanese potatoes up my ass for years, can confirm, gave me D-Cup breasts and higher cheek bones

Sarah Paulson is Roberta's estranged sister

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>no comedy duo
>no loud black person
>no cute asian

fuck this

reminder

>yfw Damon gets paid more than all the women for a 10 seconds cameo

>Awkwafina

HOL UP

SO U TELLIN ME WE WUZ WATER N SHIET!?

>James Corden

FUCK OFF FORDEN NO ONE LIKES YOU YOU ANNOYING PRICK

>doing a terrible version of my dick

FREE DIRT NASTY

see Actually, you were slant eyed and shit

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it's literally just My Dick by Mickey Avalon

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>Richard Armitage
Everytime I see this name I know the movie will be terrible, he only stars in complete fucking trash

That's the second best song about dicks I heard today.

It would be damn interesting if those Aaron Rodgers stories turn out to be true and she really is just his beard. She looks kind of like a bitch but who fuckin' knows man maybe she's nice. Good tits.

>if those Aaron Rodgers stories turn out to be true
>if

user, I...

literally who are 70% of the people on that list

he really really likes girls
I wasn't sure until I read the second really

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Is this real?

No but this is

I miss Denny. And The GOOSE.

>Matt Damon

Fucking tranny

I really like Lewis, I am slightly depressed that he has to do shit like this

Hopefully he's the authority figure or something.

Still, gonna see this for the Bullock mommy kino

she was wearing this on public?

Oh but her pancakes look like tits. Best breakfast ever
Would marry

>5 shots o rum ago
eww what?

It's gonna be shit because it's not Soderberg. Instead, the director of The Hunger Games..

The Ocean's Trilogy has the best style on earth. I hardly think they'll live up to it.
But I'll watch it. And if it's shit I'll be annoyed.

Also, they passed up on the title "Ocean's Ocho". What's wrong with them?

>The Ocean's Trilogy
They were all shit. I didnt even finish the third one, the second one was boring and the first just had le ebin reddit twist

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

kek

>haha females are so strong! all female cast!
>directed by a man, based on intellectual property created by men

>Ocean's Eight is an upcoming 2018 American heist comedy film directed by Gary Ross

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Ross#Life_and_career
>Ross was born in Los Angeles, California, the son of Gail and Arthur A. Ross, the latter of whom was an Oscar-nominated screenwriter (Brubaker). His family is Jewish.[3]
Every fucking time

When will "minorities" (gender or ethnicity) realize they're nothing but manipulated useful idiots of kikes to create conflicts while they're making a profit?

JUST

yea defs flop
b-but dakota

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cuh this shit is wack as fuck

Shoulda got Kreayshawn
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ty for this

i like lil debbie

did the retard shave off her jaw or what?

this song isn't as cool as i remember

progress

I like how you had to click Awkwafina to see what it was.

Holy shit, I thought the potato thing was a meme.

>Rihanna

Aaron plz

>women being able to work together
>women being able to organise and plan something as complicated as a heist

He was good in the Wrong Mans

Olivia Munn talks about penis:
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i really really like losing the NFC championship game to the falcons

fuck you Americans

facebook has a pirate language

Kevin Pereira got to smash prime Olivia. smdh faam

>Bullock
Poetry, pure poetry

women were a mistake

oceans eleven was alright but i have to skip past the boring as fuck ex-wife scenes.

this movie will suck because women just don't have that cool factor that good looking rich dudes in suits can pull off.

money was a mistake

WHY WON'T OLIVIA MUNN JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

E-excuse me miss. Your. *ahem* your tiddies are uh-are hanging out aha.

that's why i moved to europe

Shut your whore mouth you utter cuntleak.

Battleship is pure Kino.

MUNNKINO

Where's Emma Watson?

WHY WON'T OLIVIA MUNN JUST FUCK ME ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

She's busy asking the planet to be a little bit nicer.

Chuckled

she got fit

mutilate me olivia