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Snapped me banjo
Looked at the ex's facebook
maisie
Post your houses
Just buy a new pack at the music store
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I think I have Alzheimer's.
I think I have Alzheimer's.
>280 posts
t. /brit/poster stuck in 2014
late night ciggie
I think I have Alzheimer's.
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instagram.com
UK prisons are fucking holidays for cats
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UNA
some ausie twat posted a new at 208 posts? better migrate seeing as i am a mong!
You have 2 seconds to explain what Ireland ever did wrong.
don't you end up taking a noticeably long time in the shower then?
Can someone recommend me a good phimosis ring?
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Not learn to fish
imagine looking like this lad
Can't tell if that's good looking or not
exist
>sitting in a train station in city of London, drinking coffee at 11 pm
>seeing all the attractive people enjoying their lives
>can't even be bothered walking around outside to get the cathartic feeling of seeing Chads and Staceys at bars on a hot Friday night, definitively crushing my daytime delusions that arise due to seeing so many qts who are dressed as Chad bait at night and all have one night stands and 5000 tinder matches
>tfw aged 26, no social life for almost ten years, no female attention ever, only ever done stuff with escorts
>demoralised as fuck, blackpilled as fuck, nihilistic as fuck, see snake oil salesmen, stupid people, and charlatans as far as the eye can see, in all fields
>have no hobbies that have not morphed in to their own sort of work and drudgery (reading books - "Read these classic books", lift weights - am mentally held hostage and have to be tortured by seeing half naked Staceys exercising for Chad, learn programming- "Learn this way or you're dumb!")
>at this point I even procrastinate my hobbies - sitting and drinking coffee and riding the tube while reading on my phone is more enjoyable
What horrific drudgery. What a huge irony that I am the most relaxed at my government job, even though I became the ugly loner beta autist within two days.
And this is me standing at the edge of the Darwinian social game. If I ever talked to anyone or tried to join in, I would be humiliated due to my non chad looks and lack of social capital.
At this point, fuck society, it sees me as a disposable beta male to suck the life out of. I guess seeing people whine about student loans in the news is a great pleasure.
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una vela...
he looks like the chad from the epic meme pictures
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I swear I've seen this post before
OUCH!
watching 4 porn videos at once 2 on each monitor
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me on the right
you on the left
MOONMAN MOONMAN CAN'T YOU SEE
alri Jake
There is nothing to me
I am an empty shell
What little personality I have is u attractive and is just a facade anyway
the tinder date
all on mute then? wouldn't it be better to have only one playing, but with the sound on?
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one (my favourite) has sound, the rest are muted
what did my rectum mean by this
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this
disgusting. you give burgers a bad name.
Oh boy it's swell to say, good morning USA
lick it
done good diets and good exercise for 4 days
>4 days
screaming
just times that by 100* and you'll see small gains!!!!!
god bless
god isn't real numbskull
haven't done ANYTHING meaningful in a week
can't believe I used to enjoy wasting my time like that, now I just feel dreadful
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anyone here like me?
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glad i played sporst and lifted like 2 years ago
basically a skelly now but have some athletic definition
look so much better skinny with very little body fat than i did somewhat muscular with higher body fat
girls literally don't give much a shit about your body as long as you aren't skinnyfat or fat
just got called a yank
no you haven't
be quiet
You think you're special do ya?
Melancholia is this division between the self and a hated other, the hated other that one is, somehow externalized and objectified. I think that's how I'd approach suicide. What one is killing, when killing oneself, is not oneself- it's the hated other that one has become: I want to kill that disgusting piece of shit that doesn't deserve to live; it's that creature that has to die. To that extent, suicide is impossible. Suicide is homicide; it's murder. It's murder of that hated other that I am.
wanking isnt exercise
gotta start somewhere
I would like to have been doing it for months previously but that's not the world we live in
I know but it's a big part of my self loathing and relatively easy to fix
i'm not a bloater but definitely have a belly on me and a generally flabby unimpressive physique
it literally is
I wouldnt say it is particularly effective exercise but it IS exercise.
sorry, Allah Bless
no its not sex pervert
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>no /brit/
aussies
just noticed this isn't even a real /brit/
where's the subject?
FUCKS SAKE
actual mongs
second time this same aussie has done that this week
wow I dont even know what thread I am in anymore
is this /brit/? there are a lot of /brit/ type posts but I just can't be sure now
We are all Her subjects here
migrate
oh yeah i wasnt telling you to stop. keep it up and get lean
youll look loads better. crazy how much better looking my face is once i stopped being skinnyfat
rightful thread
cba
I thought this was a paint thread until I see the place filled with *nglos
YO SISTER IS YO MOTHA
YO FATHA IS YO BROTHA
YOU ALL FUCK ONE ANOTHA
THE BRITISH FAMILY
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>wanking isnt exercise
You sound like someone who skips wank day at the gym.
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stop sending your former colonies to /balt/ you fucking britshits
was your choice
youve accepted them as balt ausnz
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Two can play at this game.